[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

Yoko burst into tears when he saw the dark ruins.

"Woooooo... my big house..."

The little girl squatted on the ground and cried sadly. Behind her was a smoking house and beside her were broken and scorched tree trunks. No matter how pitiful this scene looked, it looked so pitiful.

The firefighter couldn't bear it, so he came over and patted her on the shoulder, and comforted her: "The house and the money are all belongings outside the body, and you can earn more if you lose them, as long as you are fine."

He said somewhat fortunately: "It's a blessing in misfortune that no one was injured or injured in such a big fire."

Yoko raised his head, looked at him with tears in his eyes, and said seriously, "You don't understand, this house is much more valuable than people."

Huaxiao's family is nothing compared to Odasaku's sea view room!

Firemen:? ? ?

He touched his nose in embarrassment, and asked for a form from his colleague: "You are the head of the household, right? Here is a form that needs to be filled out."

The girl took the form sobbing, and said in a low voice, "Can I not be the head of the household?"

Yoko-chan wants to check out, Hua Xiaojia will pay her a 360-degree sea view villa QAQ

Hua Xiao and his wife are so grown up that they can't even look after a house... Wait a minute, where did they go?

As soon as I thought of this, my phone rang, and the call was from an unfamiliar number.She sniffed and pressed to answer: "Hi, I'm Yoko-chan—"

"Sister!" The voice of someone on the other end of the phone was so sharp and piercing that it could be called a noise: "Sister, come quickly—"

Yoko was taken aback by the other party's high decibels. He was in a bad mood when the house was destroyed, but now his expression turned cold: "Bah, bah, who's sister? I'm your father!"

She snapped the phone shut.

"Who is this?"

She muttered, not hearing Huaxiao Elise's voice at all.

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Hua Xiao's family looked at each other in blank dismay.

The drug dealer leader dragged the electric baton impatiently, and threw the phone to Dazai: "Call your sister over here!"

So Yoko, who had just hung up the phone for 2 minutes, saw that it was the same number, frowned, and pressed the phone off.

The other party continued to call persistently, Yoko was going to press the disconnect button again, but after thinking about it, he pressed the answer button.

She reflected for a moment and felt that what she had just done was wrong.If the other party really made a wrong call, she should clearly inform the other party instead of hanging up directly.

What if someone really has something important to do.

As soon as she answered, Dazai's voice came from the phone:

"younger sister--"

Yoko's introspective heart was suddenly shattered by this "sister".

What are you doing, it turned out to be this guy!

"What's wrong with you? You were the one who made the phone call just now, right? I said the relationship between father and son is irreversible, right? Call me Dad!"

The other party's weak voice came: "I think—"

"Don't you think, I want me to think, call Dad!"

Dazai was silent for a moment, then he reacted very keenly: "Are you in a bad mood?"

"I feel better when you call daddy." Yoko urged, "Hurry up."

"...I'm afraid this is a bit difficult."

Yoko hung up the phone decisively.

On Dazai's side, the drug dealer leader felt that something was wrong: "Does the phone calls you make all sound the same?"

It's impossible for Huaxiao Elise's younger sister to be the same as Dazai Osamu's younger sister.

"Oh, 'Bride' and 'Ghost' are actually a lesbian couple, they are inseparable every day, they are together everywhere. So these two call everyone the same."

Dazai spoke nonsense in a serious manner: "The reason why I didn't call the 'bride' was because our brother and sister had a bad relationship, we would quarrel when we met, she would be without me, and I would be without her."

——It’s all one person, isn’t it just “with her but without me, with me without her”.

It is impossible to call Dad, even in this life, so he said to the drug dealer leader very calmly: "Even if 'Bride' and 'Ghost' can't be called, I can still call 'Diva'."

Dazai called Chuya: "Hey, slug, I've been kidnapped, come and rescue—"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Zhong Ye laughing three times, and then said, "You deserve it!"

Throwing down this sentence, Chuya hung up the phone.

Dazai: "..."

He looked down at the mobile phone that gave a busy tone, not knowing what to say.

The leader of the drug dealer couldn't help showing sympathy: "It's miserable for you to be like this."

Dazai sighed, and said pitifully: "You see, I am in such a miserable state, why don't you just let me go. Neither I nor the port mafia behind me have any intention of opposing you. What the 'brides' did, and What does it matter to me, Dazai?"

He pointed out his position and identity, and re-read "Port Mafia", not without the intention of putting pressure on these drug dealers.

It's just that the drug dealer's face was serious, and he gritted his teeth and said sharply: "Let you go? Impossible! I can't trust you Hong Kong gangsters the most. The mafia doesn't take drugs. How about treating yourself as a police reserve army? Who knows one day you will not Will defect?"

Dazai's eyes darkened, and his eyes fell on the leader of the drug dealer: "If you don't 'collaborate' with you, you will become a potential danger. Sure enough, what Mr. Mori said is right, the stability of the alliance lies in the alignment of interests."

Pausing for a moment, the young man said slowly, "Your Excellency said to me that you are already determined to be an enemy of the port mafia?"

The leader of the drug dealer frowned: "The change of the leader of your Hong Kong gangsters also gave other organizations time to breathe and develop. In this city, there are three religions and nine streams, big gangs and small factions, all organizations are at a stalemate, and everyone has a chance to fly soaring."

Dazai shrugged, "That's true."

He reached out to the drug dealer leader: "Give me the phone, I think I can try to contact 'ghost' again."

The corner of his lips curled up in an emotionless arc: "After all, even if I die, I hope it will be easier."

He took the phone and called Yoko again.

A few seconds later, the other person answered the phone.

"Liar, what are you trying to do?"

The voice on the other side of the microphone was a little tired, with a bit of grievance.

"Is Miss unhappy?" Dazai asked softly.

There was no talking for a while, and after a while, I heard the girl sniffling: "Well, I'm very unhappy, the sea view room is gone."

Dazai looked up at Hua Xiao's family and the drug dealer leader in surprise.

He knew instantly: "Is it fried or burned?"

The girl said sullenly, "It's burning."

"Hey, don't cry." Dazai said softly, "I'm right here with the house burner, do you want to beat him up?"

Yoko:! ! !

Dazai Shi Shiran hung up the phone, and the drug dealer opposite looked at Dazai with complicated eyes: "Didn't you say that 'Bride' and 'Ghost' are a pair of lesbians?"

"what happened?"

"Did you really have sex with her?"

The well-known demon Dazai Osamu in Hong Kong, when he called just now, his tone was so soft that water would come out!

Dazai raised his eyebrows: "My sister and I are rivals in love, we are all chasing her, can't we?"

The drug dealer leader nodded dispensably: "Okay, why not, when you go underground, you can continue to play the game of chasing each other."

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud "boom", and something heavy smashed through the ceiling and fell directly in front of the drug dealer leader.

"What the hell?!"

"Meteorite?"

"All vigilance!"

……

The heavy "thing" stood up and asked coldly, "What game?"

Drug dealer leader: "...a ghost?"

His subordinates raised their guns in unison and surrounded Yoko, Dazai, and Hua Xiao's family.

Conflict is imminent.

Yoko frowned, dissatisfied: "Why can't you talk? Am I so lively and cute, like a dark ghost?"

She turned her head and asked Dazai: "Is this the idiot who burned down my house?"

Dazai said happily, "Yes~"

Yoko broke the knuckles of his fingers: "Okay, your time of death is coming."

"It's your time of death, do it!"

When the drug dealer leader gave an order, his subordinates immediately opened fire.Immediately afterwards, they discovered to their horror that all the fired bullets stopped in mid-air, and then fell to the ground crackling.

Under the gazes of the three members of Hua Xiao's family looking at the monster, and under Dazai's constant fanning, rhythmic pain and screams came from the red brick warehouse.

"Dad! Daddy stop beating!"

"Ass is about to bloom... Aww!!!"

……

When the military and police arrived, they saw the largest drug trafficking group in Yokohama, together with Hua Xiao's family of three, tied to a long wooden stick like a roast suckling pig.

There was still a fire burning under the stick, and the girl in the blue cloak rolled the stick.The boy in the black windbreaker fanned the fan to make the fire burn hotter.

—Are you devils?

When the "roast suckling pigs" saw the military police, their eyes were filled with tears, with "You guys are here" written all over their faces.

Military Police: Who is the bad guy here?

"Are you still playing with fire?"

"Stop playing, stop playing!"×n

"Be obedient, children play with fire and wet the bed." The girl in the blue cloak said very kindly: "If you wet the bed in the future, don't say that Dad didn't remind you."

The military and police uncle who led the team recognized Yoko—isn’t this the female overlord who became famous on the pier and teased him as a single dog?

I heard that she recently built a school that doesn't charge a penny. There is a very famous "God Dog Head" at the school gate. His new girlfriend also said that she wanted to go see it with him.

"Cough... what, give them to me."

The military and police uncle couldn't help but cleared his throat and said to Yoko.

"Then I will trouble you."

"Why should we be punished?"

Mr. Hua Xiao, who was handcuffed by the military police, was very unconvinced: "We are also victims, right?"

The girl leaned against the wall with her arms folded, her eyes were cold, and her voice was a little mocking: "LSD, you plan to sell a lot of things that harm children in Yokohama, do you really think I don't know?"

"You... how did you..."

Mr. Hua Xiao's expression turned pale, and he lowered his hands in a slumped manner: "So you lied to me from the beginning?"

He glanced at Dazai desperately: "You guys knew each other before?"

Yoko showed him a kind smile: "Who made your house in a good location."

Hua Xiao and his wife were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

When the military and police uncle left with this string of "roasted suckling pigs", he hesitated for a moment and said to Yoko, "Well... I have a girlfriend now."

Yoko looked back blankly: "So?"

The military police raised their chins, trying to suppress their small complacency, "You haven't left the order yet, so I won."

Yoko: "..."

How angry, is this person naive? !

Dazai watched with great interest for a while, then suddenly put his hand on Yoko's shoulder.

He drew a long voice, and the end tune rose slightly: "You lost, but we even have children."

Yoko:? ? !

"Wait, although I understand that you want to speak up for me, but—"

No one listened to her explanation. Over there, Dazai had already posted a photo with the military and police: "Look, this is our goose. It looks very much like me, right?"

The military police's eyes lit up: "Oh, oh, it's really super like! I'm convinced that I lost, but I will definitely work hard! After all, you are so beautiful, if my family is a girl, it's not as good as us... Hey, wait! "

He suddenly sobered up: "You are a mafia, if I marry you, is it considered a collusion between officials and gangsters?"

Dazai held his face, looking like a friend who was worried about the other party: "Yes, you will be wiped out by then, why don't you consider changing your career? I think you are very skilled, and you are treated like a mafia. Congyou, the working hours are still free, and if you do a good job, you are no worse than the military and the police. If you want to be my son and daughter, it will be more convenient—”

Yoko picked up Dazai's back collar, ending this "scumbag" human tragedy.She teleported directly to the gate of the righteous school, and threw Dazai next to Dingchun's head.

"Our family not only has geese, but also a lovely dog. A~na~da~ You can't have a goose and forget about the dog!"

Dazai:! ! !

"Miss, please let me go!"

The boy's whole body tensed up for a moment.

This is a dog!It's still a dog with the number XXXXXXXXXXL!

To be or not to be, only in an instant.

Dazai's reaction speed was off the charts, and before Joharu bit his head, he hugged Yoko from behind, trying to hold her back and not let her go.

The teenager's desire for survival has never been so high, and the strength of hugging Yoko makes him feel that the other party is the only straw.

It just so happened that Yoko teleported to Odasaku's place and brought Dazai directly.

Oda Saku, who was reading the book seriously, was taken aback for a moment.

In his eyes, it was Dazai hugging her waist intimately behind Yoko, and the two of them appeared in front of him like glue.

Odasaku blinked, and slowly put down the book.

"Sorry for disturbing you."

He walked out of the room and closed the door intimately.After taking two steps, Odasaku realized - no, that's his room!

He went back and opened the door:

"Ah Heng, Dazai, are you going to... meet your parents?"

The author has something to say: Renzu Erina: Whether you are a man or a woman, I love you.

Dazai: Whether I am a man or a woman, I love you.

Hmm... I think Dazai won.