[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

The major drug cartels in Yokohama have suffered a near-destruction blow in the past few months.

The secret peddling spots in the dark alleys were cleaned;

Various entertainment salons such as nightclubs were gutted;

The bribed military police and senior government officials were reported and sent to prison;

The offline who finally developed in the campus group was packed and thrown to the police station...

Many clever retail sellers smelled the smell of blood and left Yokohama. However, more hyenas attracted by huge profits rushed into the huge market of Yokohama.

Then... being taught how to be a human being by three idol girls who appeared out of nowhere.

An underground association——

"It's just these two people!" The drug dealer leader with a fierce face snapped the photo on the table angrily: "It's really shameful that these two people make many colleagues lose their armor and armor!"

He hooked his fingers and called his subordinates: "Have you found out their identities?"

"No, these three people are like jumping out of a rock. Every time they pretend to be buyers and come to the door, they either sell their hue or cooperate to buy shares. They use these two methods to find out several sales chains in a row and then disappear quickly. up to their little tails."

"Three people?" The drug dealer leader raised his eyebrows: "There are only two in the photo."

"Uh... One of them seems to be impossible to photograph with a camera." The subordinate said with his hands behind his back, "That's why my colleagues gave her a code name, 'Ghost'."

By the way, Chuya's code name is "Diva" because he looks like a heavy metal frontman; Dazai's code name is "Bride" because his white dress looks like a wedding dress.

They also have a human design, the "Diva" is the proud young lady, the "Bride" is the White Lotus of the Virgin Mary, and the "Ghost" is a vivacious lady who speaks with an obsession with mouth.

Rubbing his chin, the drug dealer leader thought of an idea.He narrowed his eyes and said, "Since you can't find it from people, let's check it from their skirts!"

This kind of brand lo skirt is very expensive at first glance, and there must not be many people buying it.

Different from the desperation of the drug dealer group, at this time "Ghost" is happily counting money with "Diva" and "Bride" until his hands cramp.

Taking down several drug gangs and confiscating their ill-gotten gains, Yoko's wallet has bulged a lot recently.

But now she is also a person who has seen big scenes, and she doesn't care about this little money, so she donates it to build a children's drug rehabilitation center.

Zhong also thought about it, and donated his share with Yoko.

Dazai thought for a while, and took out the money to speculate in stocks, and ended up earning more.

Zhong Ye angrily scolded: "...you are a rich and heartless bastard!"

Yoko echoed: "That's right, if you are brothers, you should be rich together! Why didn't you tell us which stocks will make money earlier?"

Chuya: "Wait, is this the point?"

"Singapore" felt that she was out of place among this group of devils.

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90.00% of the big drug lords in Yokohama have been cleaned up, and the happiness index of Yokohama residents has also risen to 20%. The remaining few retail investors are not large-scale, and no one can clean up things like rats and cockroaches, so Yoko doesn’t plan to take care of them anymore .

Mr. Hanayo's plan to expand his "business" in Yokohama ended disastrously before it started. Yoko planned to go back to collect the house, hand over the house book to Odasaku, and then return to Leibo Street, but halfway received a call from Mao.

"Boss! Dog! Dog!"

Yoko was not very happy: "Who are you calling a dog?"

"It's not the boss, a dog appeared on our street... Oh, I don't know what to say, anyway, come back and have a look!"

"Isn't it just a dog? You have all experienced the invasion of elf creatures. As for making such a fuss?"

Yoko, who was going to Hua Xiao's house, turned around halfway and returned to Leibo Street.

She didn't take it seriously, and didn't even bother to look at it. She didn't understand why Mao was so excited until she saw "this dog" with her own eyes.

"Uh...is that what you said...dog?"

Yoko stood in front of the singularity, looking at the huge white dog in front of him.

To be precise, this is a dog with its head stuck in the singularity—a flat ground with only a dog's head protruding out.

It has soft white fur without a trace of variegation, bright and big eyes like black grapes, and a very simple and round head... The most special thing is the dog's two eyebrows, which are in the shape of Gouyu, with a bit of Shintoism sense of sight.

It's a cute dog, but it's too big - its head is almost as tall as Yoko, how can a normal breed of dog grow so big!

When the dog saw Yoko, it gave a "wow".

It tried hard to get out of the singularity, but it took a long time, but it was still stuck in the middle.

Yoko spoke with some difficulty: "What kind of dog food is this, it grows so big?"

She approached the dog, reached out to pet it, and the dog opened its mouth and bit Yoko's head.

Yoko: "..."

She opened the dog's mouth, took out her own head, and reached out to stroke the dog's head.The dog narrowed its eyes and rubbed against Yoko's palm.

"It seems kind of cute."

she whispered.

"Should we raise it, boss?" Zimao held his small account book: "If you raise it, and if you buy high-quality dog ​​food and various canned snacks, your daily expenditure will be this amount."

She gestured out a number, and added a sentence after it: "The unit is ten thousand."

After a pause, Zimao said again: "The number of students has increased recently, and there are expenses everywhere. If you raise it, I'm afraid it will not be able to make ends meet."

But what can I do if I don't keep it? This dog's head is stuck here, and it can't get up and down. It must not let it starve to death.

Yoko: "...Suddenly I don't feel cute anymore."

It's just a money machine. Who has such a big dog?When she finds out, she must come to collect debts!

Ah, isn't that family already bankrupt because of the dog?

The children of the righteous school were afraid to go forward at first. They looked at the dog curiously with wide eyes. Later, as they became more courageous, they came to pet it from time to time, feeling the furry touch of their hands.

These children could not feed themselves before, let alone raise a small animal.Now there is an extra dog at the gate of the righteous school. Although there is only a dog's head, the children are still very happy. Everyone divides their own snacks and feeds them to the dog.

"This is chocolate, dogs can't eat it?"

"Boiled eggs should be fine, right? No salt."

"Wait, don't put spicy strips in its mouth! It doesn't matter if it likes it!"

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The children chattered about what the dogs could eat, Yoko leaned against the corner and watched, and finally smiled helplessly.

"Forget it, let's raise it."

It's rare to see children so happy, what a waste of money.

However, the issue of income and expenditure still needs to be considered. Most of the checks from Huaxiaojiakeng were invested in the construction of the school, and there was not much left.

The next day Yoko brought a billboard with the words——

[The head of the god dog, guarantee the truth]

"There are only attractions in Leibo Street Free School, and there is no second place in Japan."

"Closer observation, 300 yen once"

"Take a photo with the god dog, 500 yen per photo"

"Touch it, 1000 yen"

"It is forbidden to bring your own food to feed, our school provides dog food, a pack of 5000 yen"

"It is not allowed to harm the god dog, caring for animals is everyone's responsibility!"

[Note: God dogs like to gnaw their heads. The principal of our school will give tourists all-round safety protection. Those who approach without buying a close-up observation ticket will be at their own risk! 】

Yoko also printed a lot of leaflets and banners, and let the children distribute them during class breaks. Soon, the "Spirit Dog of Leibo Street" became famous and became one of the must-see attractions in Yokohama.

After all, who doesn't love fluffy animals?

Especially such a big dog, I'm afraid I have never even seen it in my life, let alone touched it.

Even Mr. Mori came to see it once out of curiosity, but was finally chased away by Yoko waving a broom.

The hunting range of this perverted hot chicken is girls under the age of 12. There are quite a lot of children in this age group in the righteous school, so he can't be harmed.

Mori Ogai, the well-known leader of Hong Kong blacks, has been promoted to the most unwelcome visitor of the Leibo Street Free School, and is recorded in the blacklist that will never provide reception.

Since the establishment of the God Dog attraction, tourists from all over the world have come in an endless stream; the dogs have earned their own rations and can eat delicious canned food every day, and they are a little bit reluctant to leave; The number of tourists and poor children enrolling in school has increased sharply; more tourists have driven the development of the local economy, and the happiness index of residents has increased by more than ten percentage points.

Yoko also took the opportunity to register the trademark and developed a series of peripherals of the god dog - figures, dog head badges, plush dolls, biscuit snacks, pet cans...

All in all, "God Dog" has become the most influential cultural industry in Yokohama in a short period of time, and even many partners came to give money to them, and jointly launched "God Dog Restaurant", "God Dog Stationery", " "God Dog Mobile Games" and so on.

There are also major TV dramas and comics. I heard that in the recent "616 Loyal Dogs", the god dog on Leibo Street became the ancestor of all the dogs in the TV series.

"God Dog" has been eating so much food recently that his face has gotten fatter again.

Yoko stretched his waist, and felt that the seal was loosened, it felt great, the beating became stronger, the food tasted better, and even the air around him seemed to be fresh.

And now even if she doesn't cheat Hua Xiao's family's money, she is still a rich woman, holding a hot IP and shares in several well-known companies, and she can make money by lying still.

Thinking of this, she suddenly found that this world is extremely beautiful, and even when dealing with criminals, she is more ruthless than before.

The only regret is that Dazai never ran this way since there was a dog on Raibo Street.

"It's because Qingma doesn't like dogs. I saw him meet a husky on the street before. In order to get angry, he ran away from the husky. He robbed other people's dog food and ate it himself."

When Zhong also mentioned this, he laughed.

"Eat, eat?" Yoko's eyes widened: "And then?"

"Then he was bitten by a dog hahaha."

Zhong also looked up to the sky and smiled.

"This weakness is almost dead." Yoko also smiled, and thoughtfully said: "That is to say, if he tricks me again in the future, I can throw a dog over him?"

Zhong also nodded: "Well, I think this method is quite feasible."

He patted the dog's head, "By the way, where did such a big dog come from? Doesn't its owner care?"

"Who knows." Yoko sighed, "I've tried pulling and pushing, and it's still stuck here."

She imagined a huge dog in another world with its butt sticking out on the ground and its head stuck in the cracks of the ground. Its owner would have to collapse.

Wait, maybe the owner is happy?After all, there is no need to feed the dogs, leaving a lot of money for dog food.

Yoko didn't pay attention for a while, and Zhong, who was indulging in the rua dog, was also caught in the head by the magic dog.

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Far away Edo.

"Silver Sauce——!!!"

Kagura kicked open the door of the Master Room with a "bang".

The Baotou girl looks anxious:

"Dingchun, Dingchun, its head is stuck!"

The author has something to say: Yinshi: copyright fee!I want to charge royalties! ! ! (Hoarse)

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I don’t know how to write about the world of Gintama, and I’m too lazy to think about the small theater on the side of Gintama. Let’s make up your minds, or let’s play it in the comment section, and pass the pen to the boss 2333

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By the way, the Japanese pronunciation of Ah Ye is yaya sauce, is it super cute?

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Thanks to Spicy Ribs for throwing two mines (51, 52), love you ^3^