[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

As soon as Dazai returned to the hotel, he experienced a wave of strange eyes.

Being good at reading the air, he probably guessed the meaning of these eyes, they were looking at a scumbag.

"Look, that scumbag who threw his son into the trash can is back!"

"Oh~ it's the bastard who abandoned his wife and son."

"At a young age, one's temperament is unstable. My daughter must find a mature partner in the future..."

Even the hotel staff didn't want to see him, and directly hit his feet with a mop.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, I didn't see you standing here when I was busy with work." The staff complained with a smile on his face: "But you too, why are you so blind and don't know how to hide?" .”

Dazai paused, and instead of going up to ask directly, he abducted to find Alice-chan from the leader's house.

Alice saw Dazai, and took three steps back very vigilantly: "What are you doing, don't come over."

"I just want to ask, what happened while I was away."

Dazai sat on the sofa, crossed his legs, crossed his hands on his knees, and assumed a negotiating posture.

Alice stared at him: "What's the good of telling you me?"

Dazai tilted his head and thought for a while: "Hmm... won't you be 'disqualified' in the future?"

"Isn't this what you should do?!" Alice said angrily: "I hate you! Rely on your own abilities to do whatever you want!"

"Then add the new cake from the most expensive confectionery shop in Yokohama?"

Alice sat on the ground and raised the price: "I still want to buy cakes for three months, with your own money."

Dazai smiled, the corners of his lips curled up, but the smile didn't reach his eyes: "You have no choice, Alice-chan, you should know what the consequences will be if you don't agree."

It is impossible to ask him to pay, not even in this life.

"You, you threatened me!" Alice pointed at Dazai's trembling hand.

"You can take what I said as a threat, or as a friendly agreement." Dazai leaned on the sofa leisurely and shrugged: "What you think is entirely up to you."

Alice thought about it carefully.

If she doesn't agree, then she may disappear when she is running around in Hong Kong and Hei Building; she may disappear when she eats a delicious cake; she may disappear when she secretly hides and teases Lin Taro...

She believes that Dazai can do it, because he is such a dog! ! !

A dead friend is not a poor one, so Alice decided to betray her ally: "It's Yoko sauce, she asked me to spread your rumors in Hong Kong."

Dazai asked slowly, "What rumors are you spreading?"

The blond little loli's eyes were a little erratic: "Say you lift your trousers and deny people, say that you abandoned your wife and children for a heinous crime, and say that you... that can't do it..."

Dazai: "..."

He was silent for a long time, and suddenly burst out laughing.

The young man lowered his eyes, and the corners of his lips curved a little playfully: "This is really... a stupid move that hurts the enemy by one thousand and self-damage eight hundred, how did she come up with it?"

Dazai expressed his curiosity about Yoko's brain circuit.

When leaving, the blond little loli made a face behind Dazai's back: "I hate you the most, slightly slightly~"

"Oh, this is really sad." Dazai smiled, and said nonchalantly, "Obviously I like Alice-chan very much~"

He went to Yoko to "excuse the teacher", and when he pushed open the door of her room, he found a group of strong men who looked like mothers and teased children in the room.

Hmm, this scene looks kind of gross.

Could it be that the way he opened the door was wrong?

Dazai took a few steps back and closed the door, and glanced at the name tag on the door of the room... he didn't go wrong.

So he opened the door again.

"Oh, Dazai-kun." Mr. Mori waved at him with a baby bottle in his hand: "Come and see your goose~"

Dazai: "... why are you here, leader?"

His smile could hardly be maintained anymore.

"Because everyone says that your goose is a good omen for Hong Kong gangsters, so I came here to take a look." Mr. Mori squeezed his chin, looked at Dazai, and then at the little baby: "Well...it really looks like it."

Dazai's eyes fell on the little baby.

Curly hair, fair skin, baby face, big eyes, and the necessary bandage pendant... Well, it does look alike.

"Stop joking, Mr. Sen." He smiled wryly, "You should know what's going on, right?"

Although he usually doesn't take his reputation seriously, Dazai said he didn't accept the sudden addition of a son.

"You have to ask that lady." Chief Sen said with interest, with a look on his face, "But according to what she said, because you scumbag her first, she decided not to raise yours anymore." child."

Chief Sen squeezed his chin and said thoughtfully: "With the financial resources of the port mafia, it is more than enough to raise a child, so—"

A feeding bottle was stuffed in Dazai's hand.

"Now start learning how to be a good baby daddy, Dazai-kun."

Dazai: "..."

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Dazai finally found Yoko in the backyard of the hotel. She was squatting next to a large porcelain vat, teasing the koi in the vat with Aju, who was counting the plates.

Yoko swallowed: "It's grown so big, it can be cooked."

The stack of plates that Aju was holding made a friction sound: "Kacha Kacha."

Yoko: "Do you prefer steamed or braised?"

Aju: "Crack, click."

Yoko: "That's great, I like braised pork too."

Aju: "Crack, click."

Koi: Oh my god, it's scary!

Dazai stared at a "person" and a ghost for three seconds, walked over slowly, and interrupted the miraculous communication between the pair of foodies: "Miss Yoko, shall we talk?"

Yoko puffed his cheeks and didn't look back: "Don't talk about it."

Dazai's voice softened, and he said helplessly, "Please eat."

Yoko was moved: "Then can I eat this tank of koi?"

Dazai froze: "No, let them go..."

"Tch, useless liar." Yoko turned his head away, ignoring him.

Dazai's head throbbed and hurt, he didn't know whether it was from anger or from freezing on the mountain.

"Miss, can we talk about the truth?" He walked up to Yoko, squatted down beside her, and asked nicely, "What's the matter with that kid?"

"You goose."

"... Do you think I look like someone who can give birth to such a big child?"

Yoko squinted at him: "Are you admitting that you can't?"

Seeing that this path was impossible, Dazai changed the subject very cleverly: "Look, the person you like is Sakamoto, if you let him know that we have a 'son', what will he think?"

Dazai explained the facts and made sense: "I'm not scaremongering, he will definitely misunderstand, and you and him will be useless."

Yoko's eyes were blind, and he murmured, "It's too late, it's over now."

Dazai thought for a while, and said, "Yesterday, I only heard from Miss Hongye that you were broken in love, and I don't know what happened. Why don't you tell me?"

"Hey, do you really want to hear it? Don't you feel bored?"

Dazai smiled: "I would like to hear the details."

Yoko told Dazai that she saw Sakamoto and Kubota hugging their children... holding a cat on the road on the street.

"It's just such a trivial matter." Dazai waved his hand, indicating that it's nothing serious: "Let me tell you, there are no corners that cannot be pried, only mistresses who don't work hard."

"What kind of unethical speech are you talking about? I used to think you were just an ordinary scum!"

This is more than just human scum, there are not even people left, only scum!

Zai Zai, Dad is so disappointed in you.

"Anyway, I won't listen to you this time." Yoko flatly refused: "No matter what happens, I can't be a mistress."

Dignified Yokohama is going to be a mistress, and if I say it, I am afraid that my friends will laugh my ass off.

"Okay." Dazai couldn't persuade him, and found another way: "I don't care about the child, and I didn't give birth to it. Mr. Fei Chaosen needs to be brought up."

He looked indifferent, and what he said was very scumbag.

——The child was not born by me, so why should I take care of it? Grandpa will take care of the money!

Yoko gets angry when he thinks of this: "Obviously that mountain spirit saw the two of us, why does the transformation look more like you? Anyway, I don't care, you have to take responsibility!"

——The child looks so much like you, how dare you say it wasn't born by you?Do you have a conscience!

Dazai's eyes lit up, and after all this reasoning, probing, and nonsense, the question he wanted to ask finally had an answer.

"Since it's a mountain spirit, it shouldn't be a problem to throw it into the mountains."

——Since I don't care about you and you don't care, then throw the child into the trash can!

Yoko was disturbed by Dazai, and had already forgotten the original intention of wanting to punish Dazai: "It seems reasonable...but your colleagues should not agree."

——The child's seven aunts and eight aunts will not agree!

The mountain spirit ran out of the mountains in order to find a familiar atmosphere (I just don’t know why they ran into the recyclable trash bin, this question is worth thinking about), those mafia uncles seemed to be lit up with a skill called "maternal love", Everyone feels sorry for this little bun.

Even if the little bun has a nasty Dazai face.

Dazai showed a cruel smile: "It's okay, just make them lose their memory physically."

Yoko: "..."

OK, you're still ruthless.

When the last group of people left Hakone, Dazai threw the little mountain spirit away while his colleagues were not paying attention.But instead of throwing it into the mountains, it was thrown to Aju who was counting the plates.

The small mountain spirit has the appearance of a human being, so it's not good to go back to the mountain, so it's good to give it to Aju, so that there will still be someone... a ghost will take care of him when he grows up.

Aju:? ? ?

So why should I help others raise geese?

I don't know how the mafia will react when they find out that the child is gone.

After all, Dazai still caught a cold, and he sneezed one after another, but he didn't want to take the special car for Hong Kong and Hei, and insisted on sharing the tram with Yoko.

"It was Miss' fault that I caught a cold. If Miss hadn't thrown me into the mountains, I wouldn't have gotten sick." Dazai said plausibly, wearing a mask, "So Miss, you have to take care of me."

Yoko sneered: "Do you want me to help you physically recall the allusions of 'Disqualification in the World' and 'Second Child'?"

"That's not necessary." Dazai immediately shut up.

Yoko is very irritable now, she really wants to hit the butcher in front of her, but he is sick and looks limp, she can't bear to do it.

Forget it, let's beat him after he recovers from his illness.

A few days after returning to Yokohama, Yoko received good news that the construction of a school on Leibo Street had been finalized, and the government had started to go through the process, and it was estimated that it would be listed next spring.

The good news cannot be enjoyed by one person alone, Yoko sent a group email to spread the word, and received a lot of congratulations and rainbow farts.

She happily replied one by one, and at the end of the reply, she found that Dazai didn't even congratulate her.

This guy usually answers emails very quickly.

How could you not congratulate her!

Yoko touched his chin and thought for a while, recalling the boy's abnormal complexion and body temperature when the two parted at the tram stop.

She sent an email to Odasaku: "My friend is sick, should I ask for his health?"

Odasaku replied without hesitation: "It's right to be concerned, and to help if necessary. Is Dazai sick?"

Yoko: "How do you know?"

Odasaku: "I haven't seen him recently."

Yoko didn't quite want to admit her worry, but she wanted to see him again.

"It's decided, go climb the window."

As we all know, the buildings in Hong Kong and Hei are very tall, but they can't stop Yoko who wants to climb the window.

When she climbed to Dazai's dormitory and looked in from the window, she found that this guy was still wearing the three-piece suit that the two of them wore when they separated, and he had wrapped most of his body in the quilt, even the whole body. His face was buried in it,

"Liar?" She knocked on Dazai's window: "The liar has woken up, the sun is drying his ass!"

Dazai in the room didn't respond at all, Yoko frowned and pushed the window open.

Why are the windows unlocked?

Yoko jumped into the room, walked to Dazai's bed, reached out and lifted the quilt——

The author has something to say: Goose will not just leave the stage like this, and will come out in the future

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Thanks Xianxian for throwing a grenade

Thanks to Jiujiu Xiaojiang, the horse didn’t turn around and threw a landmine

ah ah~