[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

The night is long, there is no mood to sleep, a group of mafia who work no different from night owls sit in a circle, holding flashlights, telling stories in the dark room.

What story is it telling?

It's a ghost story.

"Once upon a time, there was a maid named Aju who was envied by other servants because of her beauty. One day a guest came to the house, and the master asked her to serve the guest with a set of ancestral plates."

"The plates came in sets of ten. In order to frame Aju, the servant deliberately smashed one and blamed it on Aju. The master was very angry and hanged Aju to death, and threw the body into the well. "

"Since then, every night at the bottom of the well, a woman's mournful voice can be heard: 'One, two, three...' When I count to the ninth, I start to cry, and then start counting from the beginning. But if someone interrupts She, she'll-"

"Hahahaha-"

A group of mafia patted the tatami and laughed: "Hey, Sanzhi, what kind of old ghost story are you telling, I've heard it before!"

"That's right, this one isn't scary, change one for another!"

Sanzhi scratched his hair, smiled honestly, and said, "Okay then, I'll change one—"

"One...two...three..."

The smiles of the mafia froze: "Hey, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say to change it?"

"Four...five...six..."

"It's not me?" Sanzhi's expression gradually frightened: "Wait, listen, it's a female voice!"

"Seven...eight...nine..."

The mafia turned their heads one after another, and happened to see the ancient well in the courtyard.

They huddled together tremblingly.

The woman's resentful voice echoed, "Have you guys seen my tenth plate?"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!!!"

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Yoko was awakened by howling ghosts and howling wolves.

"I'm sick, why don't you go to bed so late!"

She had messy hair all over her head, her temples were throbbing with pain, she crawled out of the warm blanket in a very unhappy mood, and floated towards the source of the sound like a zombie.

"Boom!"

She kicked open the shoji door.

A group of elders were about to cry amidst the clattering sound of counting plates, but they were terrified when they heard the kicking of the door.

Yoko scratched his hair, glanced around, and frowned when he saw the ancient well in the courtyard, walked over unsteadily, reached out, and took out a beautiful woman in white.

Aju, who was happily counting a stack of plates, said, "Huh???"

Yoko was having a dream. In the dream, food from all over the world was placed on her table. She was very happy and was eating, when she was suddenly woken up.

Anyone who disturbs her dreams should receive a severe beating from society!

The girl suddenly turned her head to look at the Mafia, her gaze was fierce: "She was the one who caused you to make such horrific screams, and then disturbed my sleep?"

The weak, pitiful and helpless mafia nodded in unison.

"Aren't you the Mafia? Why are you so useless?"

Mafia: "..."

They used to be cruel to people, but they had never seen a ghost.

Yokohama is peaceful and has never been haunted!

"Bring a rope, and then buy a plate from the innkeeper. If you want a porcelain plate that can be broken, buy more."

Yoko hadn't slept in several years, and was woken up this time. He woke up very angry and very irritable.

The rope was brought, and the plate was also bought. Yoko snorted coldly and wrapped Aju around the tree.

She held up a plate: "Is this yours?"

Aju shook her head.

Yoko fell to the ground neatly, and with a "crack", the plate shattered.

Aju: "..."

Yoko held up another plate, "Is this yours?"

Aju shook her head again.

"Clap!"

"Is this yours?"

"Crack!" "Crack!" "Crack!"

Aju: "Oh..."

Although it's not her plate, it hurts so much to hear the movement...

Yoko grinned like a villain, "How is it? Is it nice? Is it crisp? Do you want to continue listening?"

Aju quickly shook her head.

Yoko reached out to Aju's plate: "Then what should I do? I just like to hear the sound."

Aju: "My plate, that's my plate..."

Yoko's hand stopped on the plate: "Are you still counting the plates?"

Aju is very honest: "I don't count QAQ"

"Isn't it scary?"

Aju shook her head vigorously: "Don't be scared anymore!"

Who else to scare, she was almost scared to death like a ghost!

"Go to sleep!"

Yoko dropped the sentence, and went back to the room to sleep.

Um?She seems to have forgotten something.

Oh, I can't remember, forget it.

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The next morning, Yoko got up and had breakfast.

The hot spring eggs provided by the hotel are super delicious!She ate ten of them in one go!

Just as she reached out to No.11 on the plate, the noise outside was getting closer——

"I found a kid in the recycling bin, look!"

"It's so small, it looks like it was only a few months old."

"Is this Mr. Dazai's child? Look at the nose, the eyes, the hair, and the bandage."

"Don't say it's really similar, it looks smart at first glance, but the eyes are different from him, they are blue like the sea."

"It's amazing, Mr. Dazai, you have an eldest son at such a young age!"

The mafia first boasted, then suddenly fell silent, looking at each other:

"The question is, who is the mother of the child?"

"Crack!" Yoko shattered the eggshell and peeled it off skillfully.

Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on the hamster-like girl who was stuffing eggs into her mouth and her cheeks were bulging.

Case solved!

Yoko: Hmmmmmm?

A group of mafia surrounded Yoko, and there was a baby who looked like Dazai between them——

Mafia A looked excited: "It turns out that you all have children. I lost, and I have to work harder with my wife in the future!"

Mafia B's second face is envious: "Yes, yes, I thought the second child mentioned before was a joke, but I didn't expect it to be true! Another child is not a second child!"

Mafia C scolded: "How can you throw the child outside in such a cold day? You are really worrying about being parents."

Mafia D's four faces were full of excitement: "Have you named the child yet? I just checked the dictionary, and the name 'Xiu' is very good!"

Yoko was confused: "What are you talking about, I can't understand a single word."

It took 3 minutes, Yoko finally figured out the whole story.

So, these guys made up a love triangle between her and the gang leader and Dazai without authorization?

Now, Dazai has made an official announcement with her?

Moreover, the "participant" personally confirmed that she and Dazai had a second child?

Then this child is Stone Hammer?

The victory of the Hengdao Party? ? ?

Yoko was outraged.

What, "Disqualification in the World" is actually Dazai's ability!

What, 100% being drawn by the human body is a scam!Liar!

"Ahhh, I'm going to beat that liar!!!"

Yoko ran to the door of Dazai's room, took a deep breath, and shouted angrily: "Dazai, come out! Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know you are here! You have the ability to spread rumors, why don't you have the ability to come out and get beaten?" !"

She kicked the door open, and the room was empty, with no one there.

"Hey, he's not here? Did he slip away?"

"That..." The gang of mafia who had carried the child followed, and asked hesitantly, "Didn't you give birth to the child?"

Yoko looked at them like looking at the second fool: "Do you think he looks like he can have children?"

No matter how many times you have to say it, Dazai's mind will be turned on again. After this year, he is just 15 years old, 15 years old, 15 years old!

I don't even know if the hair underneath has grown or not, and have children?Did Dazai kick the head of your mafia? !

However, this is a group of mafias with their brains full of yellow waste, and in their five rough and tough men, there is an eighth-wife heart with seven orifices and exquisiteness.

They suddenly thought about it: Is there something wrong with carrying a knife?

How did this kid come about?

Test tube baby?

The eyes of the mafia became more and more kind and loving, and following the previous scene of sadomasochistic love triangle, the following series of plots were made up in my mind:

Huai Dao loves the girl in the blue cloak deeply, and will never forget her, so he decides to have a child with the blood of the two.

>>>>>>

Knowing that the blue-cloaked girl who loved the leader so much would not agree, she secretly found a surrogate mother for the test-tube baby.

>>>>>>

As a result, Huai Dao's genes were too strong, and the child was not born like a girl in a blue cloak. Under great disappointment, Huai Dao cruelly left the child in Hakone.

How pitiful, this child was thrown into the trash can by his own father.

Osamu Dazai's only conscience is that he didn't throw the child into the garbage bin of harmful garbage, but threw it into the recyclable garbage.

No, this child is the latest generation of Hong Kong and Black, and the year when the new leader takes office will usher in a new generation of flowers, which is a good sign!

Raise, must raise!If you want to sell everything you want, you have to raise it!

Even if the child's parents don't raise him, they have to raise him.

And how cute he is!

The kindness of a group of rough guys to this "newborn" is beyond words.

Yoko had no idea what the hell the group was imagining, but she knew what was going on with this kid.

There is a kind of goblin in the deep mountains and old forests far away from human habitation. When they transform for the first time, they will open their eyes at the same time. They will transform according to the creature they saw at the first sight.

If the first thing you see is a tree, it will turn into a tree.

If the first thing it sees is a hare, it will turn into a hare.

If the first thing you see is two people, you will naturally combine the appearance of the two people.

Yoko stared at the child in the Mafia's arms with a look of resentment.

Why does the child not look like me, but more like him?

Could it be that in the eyes of the mountain spirit, she is not as cute as Dazai's bandage spirit?

and many more!

Suddenly, Yoko remembered what she forgot!

She got drunk last night and what did she do?

It seems that the princess hugged Dazai?

Where did she go with Dazai after that?

Hey, my head hurts so much, I can't remember...

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"Ah, chirp—!"

On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there is a big forest. In the forest, there is a thinly dressed Dazai. He sneezes, then hugs himself tremblingly.

"It's so cold... When will Miss Yoko pick me up?"

The author has something to say: Yoko: It’s impossible to pick you up, it’s impossible in this life, let me be a savage in the deep mountains and old forests [Indifferent face

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Thank you to the following two little angels for throwing mines, for your kindness~

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