[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

When Yoko arrived in Hakone, the whole city was like a wild horse running wild. Dazai just went to the room to put down his luggage, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye.

In a secluded corner of the town, Yoko tiptoed and landed on the railing by the side of the road. Next to her was a stone Kappa squatting.

She opened her arms in the fine snow and mist from the hot spring.

Hakone, the legendary Hakone!Hakone with hot springs!

Stone Kappa: "It's your first time in Hakone?"

Yoko stroked Kappa's bald forehead: "It's not the first time, but the last time I came, Hakone wasn't as beautiful as it is now. Oh yes, your scarf is also very pretty."

I don't know which passerby wrapped it in a red scarf. The scarf looks old, very old, and has faded.

Stone Kappa's tone was very gentle: "Thank you, I think it looks good too. This is a gift from a girl named Natsume Reiko a long time ago."

He said with a bit of a sigh: "I don't know how she is doing now."

"If there is a chance, let me help you find it."

The stone kappa was flattered: "Then thank you first."

Yoko jumped off the railing and continued walking.

Her impression of Hakone still stays thousands of years ago. At that time, the town was bare, with only a volcanic pillar | Qingtian, which looked a bit dirty, and the will of the city has been sleeping, quite a posture of sleeping until the end of time .

"Crack-!"

Yoko took a picture of the scenery and posted it in the group of "Family who love each other".

【Yokohama】: I have a good mood every day [Picture.jpg]

[Kyoto]: @HAKONE?

[Fuyuki]: @凯格~

[Kansai]: @凯格!

[Tokyo]: @凯格.

[Hakata]: @凯格……

Yoko was stunned, and looked back at the content he posted again, puzzled.

"You don't have a location either?"

[Yokohama]: Why do you know it at a glance?Say, did you sneak here behind my back!

[Kyoto]: Cough, I have indeed been here.Such a nice resort...

Yoko puffed out his cheeks and poked the phone crackling.

[Yokohama]: It's too much not to take me with you!Am I still your little cutie? !

[Bodo]: Get lost, no.

[Kansai]: Get lost, no.

[Tokyo]: Get out, no.

[Fuyuki]: Get lost, no.

Yoko: Oh, that's too much...

[Kyoto]: By the way, I woke up in Hakone a while ago, I wonder if I fell asleep again now.

[Yokohama]: I understand, I will give him a "page" if I meet him.

[Fuyuki]: Please purchase special products, I want Luoxia Jing!

[Kansai]: Please purchase special products, I want dragon leaf dim sum!

[Tokyo]: I want to buy special products, I want Jinge tea!

Yoko sneered, replying to these nose-to-face cities—

[Yokohama]: Get out, I'm not your cutie!

She closed the phone with a "snap", and began to search for Sakamoto's location with her eyes.

Dazai is right in saying that she and Sakamoto have almost no intersection, no matter how buddhist the concept of love is, it is necessary to create conditions for chance encounters.

It's a pity that Hakone is not Yokohama. If you don't follow closely, Yoko will really not be able to find Sakamoto.

Yoko didn't know the way, and there were many stalls selling beautiful ukiyo-e and dolls around her that attracted her attention. In the end, she really lost Sakamoto.

In order to find someone, she had to find a secluded place and call Hakone:

"Hakone——Hakone, are you there? Yokohama came to visit you!"

After shouting for a long time, Hakone ignored her at all, and instead Yoko got strange looks from passing tourists.

"What's wrong with that sister?" A child tugged at the corner of his mother's clothes.

"Hurry up, a fool might hit someone!" The mother quickly ran away with the child.

Yoko: "..."

Ahhh, I'm so mad! ! !

The passerby's two words made her uncomfortable, and she really wanted to drag them to reason.But before she could grab someone, someone grabbed her first——

"Ah, I'm looking for a girl. She's as cute as an angel. She's so cute that she won't feel pain even if she gets in her eyes, and she's cute even if she loses her temper... May I ask if you've seen her?"

The uncle who grabbed Yoko looked downcast and looked like he was about to cry.

He took out a photo from his white coat, and there was a cute little blond loli on it.

"Her name is Alice sauce. I got separated from this child, and I'm very worried. If you see her, please tell me, okay?"

Yoko looked up and down at this old man in a white coat—the clothes were meant to conceal his real occupation, his hair was a little messy, stubble appeared on his face, and he looked unkempt, he really looked a bit like the father of a lost child .

She frowned, showing a playful smile, and said in a long voice, "Hey, do you think I'm cute, or your Alice sauce?"

Mori Ogai's expression froze for a moment.

This is the Taoist proposition.

However, the mafia leader has seen a lot of turmoil. For such a guy who doesn't follow the routine, Mori Ogai adapts well.

After thinking for a moment, he said, "Miss is also very cute, she is different from Alice-chan."

Yoko didn't play enough, and didn't plan to let him go: "Then do you like me more, or Alice-chan?"

——What the subordinates said about the "triangular sadomasochistic love" can't be true, can it?

Mori Ogai said slowly: "Miss is a bit older, I prefer younger ones... Well, haven't you really seen Alice-chan?"

"No." Yoko shook his head: "If I see it later, I will send her back for you."

"Thank you in advance—"

Before Mori Ogai finished speaking, he saw Yoko's hand stretched out in front of him: "It's not free."

Mori Ogai had no choice but to take out his wallet, but he was very generous and gave her the card directly: "If you can find Alice-chan, you can just swipe it."

Yoko took the card and looked at it: Heh, it's so familiar, isn't this the card that Dazai often swipes?

She suddenly remembered, Dazai used this card to buy a toilet with teeth?

When she raised her head to look at Mori Ogai again, her eyes showed a bit of pity: "May I ask, how is your butt? I happen to know that the doctors in a men's hospital are good. May I give you the phone number?"

Mori Ogai:? ? ? ? ?

Yoko actually has no ill feeling towards this Hong Kong black leader, after all, he is the one who ended the dark rule of his predecessors and made the city gradually develop in a good direction.

And he also said himself that he loves this city deeply.

However, he, like Dazai, has something that Yoko hates deeply-if you people have any demands, tell her frankly, she is actually very talkative; but everyone wants to trick her, so don't blame her for going back .

Two days later, Mori Ogai returned to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, and when he saw the unopened ashes in the office, he suddenly remembered Yoko's words.

He squeezed his chin and thought for three seconds, decided to take it apart, and—

The smile of this mafia boss who is extremely deep in the city has not changed at all, he sealed the express box again, and put a beautiful big gift box on the outside.

He summoned his subordinates: "Let Mr. Dazai find any hostile organization and give this thing to the leader of the organization, saying that this is the sincerity of the port mafia."

"Oh, by the way—" he emphasized his tone: "Master Dazai must deliver it himself, and let the leader of the hostile organization open it on the spot."

Not long after, the winery next door sent a "congratulatory message": "Do you Hong Kong gangsters want to go to war?"

Chief Sen said that he is not afraid, the winery is just such a small workshop, and it is still a small workshop full of counterfeit wine, so why start a war?Undercover?

These are all things for the future, and now Yoko is looking for Sakamoto and Alice all over Hakone.

When passing a wagashi house, she paused and stopped.

"I really want to eat... No, no, let's find someone first... No, no, no, if you miss this village, you won't have this shop... Finding someone is more important..."

It was as if two little people were fighting in her mind, and in the end, the little one named Foodie had the upper hand.

"I really don't want to sell foodies." She murmured, as if convincing herself: "It's my legs that have their own minds."

Yoko lifted the curtain and saw Alice-chan in the shop at a glance!

The little girl with blond hair in a red dress is lying on the transparent cabinet, her big sapphire-like eyes are looking intently at the delicate snacks in the cabinet.

"The one in the shape of cherry blossoms looks delicious, and the strawberry Daifuku looks delicious too!" Alice pointed to the dessert and said to the store manager, "Uncle, I want these two!"

"Hi~ Shenghui 230 yen."

The blond-haired Lolita touched her pocket, her mouth pouted—the wallet was with Rintaro, and she didn't bring any money.

The store manager smiled: "Didn't you bring any money? I can give you one for free. Cute children are given special treatment."

"Eh? Really?" Alice-chan's eyes widened in surprise.

"Manager, if you do business like this, you will lose everything."

Yoko walked over and slapped Mori Ogai's card on the table: "Alice-chan, just buy whatever you like."

She suppressed her voice and showed a wicked and wild smile: "I want everyone to know that the dessert shop on this street is contracted by you!"

Cough, she also read a bit of the stack of books that Dazai brought back a while ago.

"Isn't that Rintaro's card?" Alice put her hands on her hips and "tssed" in a bad tone: "He asked you to come to me, right?"

"It's his card, but I only said that I found you, but I didn't say that I would definitely take you back." Yoko shrugged, very cunning.

Alice squinted her eyes and stared at Yoko for half a minute, and finally laughed out loud: "Hey, although you bought me sweets with Rintaro's card, I still like you!"

She leaned over and kissed Yoko on the cheek, "Let's max out Rintaro's card!"

Yoko... was dumbfounded.

Fragrant, soft, little loli's kiss!

Oh my god, this is the little loli's kiss!

She got the happiness that Mori Ogai couldn't even dream of!

Yoko, a 156.8cm large fake loli, said from the bottom of her heart: "Lolita is indeed a treasure in the world..."

After leaving the wagashi house, Alice asked Yoko: "Is there any place you want to go? Anyway, I can go anywhere, but I just don't want to go back."

"Well, I have someone I want to find." Yoko gestured and described: "His name is Sakamoto, he is a high school student; he is tall, handsome, wears glasses, has a tear mole under his left eye, and wears a black uniform...Alice Have you ever seen someone like this?"

"I haven't seen it before, we can look for it together." Alice took a bite of the snack, "Who is he to you?"

"I want to soak... No, he is the one I like."

When Yoko talked about Sakamoto, his eyes were bright, just like his idol with his best friend Amway:

"Really, he is very good!"

"Good study, good sports, good character, good character!"

"The sea is full of water, and Sakamoto is full of legs!"

"He is like a gust of spring wind, blowing away the colorful things in my heart."

Alice looked up at the snow in the sky.

Well, it's still white album season, not spring, nor colorful.

She turned her head, and suddenly saw a face near the intersection in the distance, which was very similar to Yoko's description.

"Ah, the person you're talking about is that one!"

Yoko looked in the direction of Alice's finger.

Sakamoto was walking beside Kubota, who was in the same class. Kubota hugged Natsume Meow, and the two of them walked leisurely on the stone road in the small town—commonly known as pressing the road.

Natsume Meow Meow froze in Kubota's arms, knocking off the Band-Aid from Kubota's hand.

Immediately afterwards, Sakamoto knelt down on one knee, picked up the Band-Aid, held up Kubota's hand, and put the Band-Aid in like a ring.

Yoko was stunned for a while, and Dazai's brainwashing voice echoed in his ears:

——"You can use the reason of 'please adopt this cat' to get in touch with him."

——"You can ask for his contact information on the grounds of 'wanting to know how the cat is doing'."

——"You can use the reason of 'seeing the future living environment of cats' as a reason to promote mutual understanding."

——"You can use 'I miss the cat very much' as ​​an excuse to 'enter the house'."

Every sentence pierced her heart hard.

Dazai sincerely does not deceive her, but the object of verifying the truth is another person.

Alice cleared her throat, like reciting a poem: "He is like a spring breeze, blowing away the vast green bushes above your head."

Yoko: "Okay, I see, I wish you happiness QAQ"

The author has something to say: The one kneeling down and wearing a Band-Aid is from an anime.

So Kubota is really the heroine of "Sakamoto" 23333

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Thank you Pheasant Sifazi for mine, love you ^3^