[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

The ground suddenly shook violently, and there was a "rumbling" echo, Yoko and Yinshi looked back at the source of the sound——

A huge black creature with eight legs and eight eyes was crawling aggressively towards it.

"What the hell!"

Yinshi raised his head, his face turned blue: "Is this a spider? It must be a spider! How much vinegar kelp did it eat to grow such a big head?"

"Apologize to vinegar kelp, it's so delicious! If jealous kelp can grow taller, I'd like to take it as a staple food forever!"

Yoko also took a few steps back subconsciously, showing disgust in his eyes: "This should be its lair, wow, it looks too disgusting!"

The huge spider opened its mouthpiece, revealing its fine fangs filled with saliva. Its eight scarlet eyes stared at Gintoki and Yoko maliciously, and its eight furry legs rushed towards them like a giant tank.

"Damn it, don't come here!" Yinshi threatened, waving the wooden sword, his voice became high-pitched: "Didn't everyone say that the bigger the body, the less flexible it is? How can it not conform to the laws of nature!"

"Can it grow so big according to the laws of nature?!" Yoko said angrily.

When Yinshi bent down, the spider just jumped over his head, and he raised the wooden knife along the way, leaving a scratch on the spider's abdomen.

This blow did not cause any damage to the spider, but it seemed to be more angry, with a rustling sound in its mouth, and raised its body——

"Attention, it's about to spin!" Yoko's pupils tightened, and he jumped away instantly.

A lump of white-yellow spider silk hit the spot where she was just now, and the ground started to smoke as soon as it touched the spider silk, and finally a big hole was corroded.

"No, this player integrates the meat shield, mad battle, long-distance attack and magic attack into one, which seriously affects the balance of the game, hey!"

Yinshi was busy dodging while still not forgetting to complain: "Where is the GM? I want to complain about spider cheating!"

"I'm afraid, look at my dragon-slaying sword, go down to 999 with one knife... Wait, I saw the GM!"

Out of the corner of his eye, Yoko caught a glimpse of a white figure, which flashed past the corner of the corridor outside the room.

"Yin Shi-kun, you push it first!" Like the wind, Yoko didn't know how to do it, jumping up and down a few steps to get out of the giant spider's attack range.

"Wait, don't leave me alone! Didn't you say that you want to chop it into pieces? The spirit of the bandage monster is looking at you. Don't you feel a little cold on your back?"

"I'm going to the GM to ask for the resurrection armor!" Yoko ran away without saying a word, leaving Yin Shi staring at the spider.

Yinshi was about to collapse, and he showed a flattering smile to the spider: "Hehehehe, little spider, you have to be good—"

The spider happily opened its mouth, revealing a mouth full of fine teeth.

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"Brother, don't run away, you can't escape."

Yoko pursued Shirokage and cornered him, turning around sharply as he was about to hit a wall.

"Baboons, baboons???"

Finally saw the full face of this guy - he had thick snow white fur, chubby and fluffy, and Yoko, who likes animals, wanted to lick it very much.

White baboons appear to be on the verge of extinction?

Awesome, she liked it even more.

"Hmm... I would like to ask, this is the first time I have seen a mature baboon. It is not easy to practice until now."

Yoko opened his eyes and looked at the white baboon in front of him very curiously, and thought he was understanding: "Are you a captured ghost king competitor? Now there are fights inside and outside, you'd better find a safe place first somewhere to hide."

She is much more patient with animals than with people, especially the furry ones.

Oh, this baboon is a big animal, but whoever made it have cute fur is still a rare and endangered creature.

"White Baboon" sneered, and nodded "obediently" before Yoko's suspicious eyes fell on him.

"You stay here. If you are in danger, shout loudly. I will come to rescue you right away. Now I have to help my companion." Yoko was about to turn around after speaking, when the cloak was suddenly grabbed by the baboon.

"Can, can you stay here with me? I'm a little scared."

"White Baboon" spoke weakly, but every syllable seemed to come out of the teeth, as if trying to endure something.

Yoko thought to himself: He must be feeling guilty for his incompetence in this way!

May I ask, who can refuse a petite, pitiful, helpless furry with such a nice voice?

Must not!

Yoko thought for a while, and felt that although Yinshi looked unreliable, his strength was definitely the top among human beings.That spider just looks scary, he should be fine... right?

Yoko struggled for a while and said, "I can play with you for a while, just 2 minutes."

After the baboon is calmed down, she will go back.

Then Yoko stayed, and then "White Baboon" was dragged by her to chat a lot about "how a baboon cultivates to be fine", and then Yoko couldn't hold back and began to stroke his hair, and then rubbed his hands again. up...

Then, the baboon head and baboon body were torn apart by Yoko, revealing the human-like neck and shoulders.

Yoko:? ? ? ? ?

She laughed twice, put the baboon skin back together for him, and patted it lightly twice, deceiving herself: "Well, in fact, you have cultivated a human body, so you can transform it, right?"

Feeling that the time was running out, "White Baboon" sneered, and Yoko actually saw a similar inscrutable look on his blue baboon face.

"What do you think?" he said.

"Aren't you furry?" Yoko stood up and slowly backed away, showing a frightened expression, his hands were shaking: "What the hell are you?!"

With a "boom", there was a loud noise in the distance.

Silver hour? !

"White Baboon" walked slowly behind Yoko and whispered in her ear, "I can see you wearing chains, tell me, who put you on a chain?"

——You are the dog leash, your whole family is the dog leash!

Yoko's heart rose high, and he turned around and slashed across with a knife, and the white baboon's body and head were separated immediately.

The baboon skins were piled on the ground, and the inside was empty, but his voice came from all directions:

"You've never done anything wrong, but it's uncomfortable to be questioned by jealousy, right? How about following your heart and making a fuss? I can help you."

"Freedom must be won by oneself. Relying on others to do it is not called freedom, it is called being controlled by others."

She stomped heavily on the baboon skin that fell on the ground, and said angrily, "I don't need the help of a perverted naked man pretending to be cute!"

Naraku: "...No, I'm not a perverted naked man, and I'm not pretending to be cute."

In the final analysis, it is because the city will have abnormal aesthetics. How come the eerie baboon skin in other people's eyes is cute and fluffy in her eyes?

Naluo, who failed to pretend, left wearily.

Yoko picked up the baboon fur and went back to the big spider's lair. Yinshi was squatting on the spider's back, piercing the wooden knife through his chest, and nailing it to the tatami.

Ignoring the eight struggling spider legs, Yoko walked over with a sullen face, padded his hands with baboon fur, and bloodily twisted the spider's head off.

"Where's the GM? There's a stalking monster here, obviously it's my prey."

Yinshi picked his nostrils with his little finger and spoke lazily.

He jumped off the spider's back and drew the wooden knife out along the way.

Looking at the subtly colored slime on the wooden knife, he almost didn't spit it out: "Can I still have this knife?"

"Is it expensive?" Yoko asked casually.

"It's more than 1 yen. The last one was sprinkled with curry, and this one has just been replaced not long ago."

Yinshi muttered, he held up the wooden knife, and removed the people on the spider web one by one. "What should these people do, bury them on the spot?"

His expression was calm, and his eyes didn't change. The White Yaksha who fought in the battlefield had long been used to killing and death.

It's just that the voice sounds a little lower than usual, and being used to killing and death doesn't mean being indifferent to them.

Yoko carefully carried Dazai down, straightened his bangs, and touched his cheek with the back of his hand.

Cold and icy, like brittle frost condensed on the glass.

"Hey." She poked Dazai's face: "It's over."

Dazai didn't respond.

"As a fierce Yokohama native, how can you be recruited casually, and you still owe me a lot of money!"

She grabbed Dazai by the collar, and said in a vicious tone, "If you dare to pretend to be dead, I will beat you!"

"Girl, don't do this."

Seeing Yoko raised his fist, Yinshi hugged Yoko's waist and dragged her back, lowered his eyes and said softly: "He's already... let him sleep in peace."

"You let me go!" Yoko kicked his legs vigorously, "He's not dead, and neither are those people!"

"Aha--?"

A question mark appeared above Yin Shi's head, feeling that the little girl had been hit too hard and her mind was going crazy.

"It's true. It should be some kind of supernatural power or technique. These people have fallen into an illusion... Cough, a punch does work."

Yato walked in from the outside and snapped his fingers to dispel the illusion.

"The woman named Kagura ran away, and I didn't chase her."

A professional background is really different from a wild way like Yoko.There was the sound of something breaking in the air.

Within half a minute, people woke up one after another, and Yato also found his artifact in the crowd.

He threw himself on the blond boy with tears in his eyes: "Xueyin, I finally found you, do you know how worried I am daddy, woo woo woo——"

"Yatou?" The young man was a little dazed at first, and then wanted to push him away in disgust: "Stay away from me, your snot and tears are all on my clothes!"

Yinshi drooped listless dead fish eyes.

——These disgusting magicians!

On the other side, Yoko was still squatting next to Dazai, watching him slowly open his eyes.

For a few seconds, the boy's unglamorous eyes were empty and barren, but then Yoko's reflection was reflected.

"Give me the money!" The girl smiled and stretched out a hand towards him.

"I'm very happy to see Miss at the first sight when I wake up, but can you not mention the money at the first sentence? How hurtful."

"Don't mention feelings, it will hurt money." Yoko was very cold.

Dazai rubbed his hair, and muttered unhappily: "Ah, I thought I really saw Huang Quan Hirasaka this time, but I didn't expect it to be just a dream."

Dazai sighed regretfully, and then said casually: "If I really die, will Miss be sad?"

The boy lay motionless on the tatami, his inorganic eyes fixed on the ceiling.

His voice was very soft, as if he was talking to himself, as if he hoped to hear a positive answer, and as if he was hoping that the other party could pretend not to hear.

Yoko was silent for a moment, then slapped Dazai on the back of the head.

"I found someone for you. Money and goods are equal. Don't forget to give the money. Oh, by the way, you will treat me to dinner when you go back."

...Ah, I really didn't hear it.

Dazai suppressed his smile, and pouted dissatisfiedly: "Why do I have to treat you to dinner?"

Yoko put his hands on his hips and said loudly:

"From now on, every time you count on me, treat me to something delicious."

The girl tilted her head and smiled at him, her clear deer eyes curved into two crescent moons.

"I don't need you to apologize personally, as long as you invite me to eat, I will forgive you... Ah, it must be something I have never eaten before."

She took out a hand and put it on top of the boy's head, rubbing his fluffy hair back and forth.

The bandage monster who loves to lie is barely a furry animal

"You who always invite me to eat, if you die, I will definitely be sad."

Dazai seemed to be stunned, with his hair like a bird's nest, he didn't make a sound for a long time.

Finally he closed his eyes and smiled.

"Thank you, Miss Yoko."