[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

Yoko walked in front, and Dazai kept three steps away from her.

"I said to find someone, and I will definitely find someone. My reputation is much higher than yours. And I told you that you can't go to that place."

Yoko sighed helplessly and turned around: "Can you stop following me?"

Dazai replied extremely decisively: "No."

"Eh, why?"

He tilted his head and smiled: "Because I cry too."

Yoko: "..."

Fine.

They are now looking for those missing persons. The last place where these people appeared was in Yokohama, but Yoko couldn't locate them. They were still in the area of ​​the city, but they were able to avoid her eyes. It must be that place.

——Ghost City.

The so-called ghost market is naturally not a commercial place for human beings.Among the customers are not only ghosts, but also monsters and gods.

Every city has a "gate" that leads to a ghost city. Human beings may stray into other cities, but the city of Yokohama has a special magnetic field, and ordinary people have never strayed into it.

After all, not every city is like Yokohama, facing the danger of being bombed all the time, and not all non-human creatures have strong combat effectiveness. Yokohama, with its simple folk customs, is not suitable for non-human creatures to live in. , seem to like to put down roots in Kyoto.

Yoko showed a rare dignified expression.

The ghost market is no longer under her jurisdiction, and she might suffer in a fight...

Wait, why did she think of fighting?Can't you subdue ghosts with reason?

Dazai didn't know when he came to Yoko's side, he bent slightly, stepping on his own shadow under the street lamp.

As if he felt that stepping on the shadow was boring, he looked away from the shadow and turned his head to look at Yoko for a while.

"Wow, you look so serious."

Dazai leaned closer and looked straight into Yoko's eyes, he saw his dark self in those clear blue eyes.

"Miss, do you know? Human beings, just standing there is a collection of information, attitudes, gazes, blinks, sweat, movements, pupils, pulse, everything is a hint to detect the other party."

Yoko blinked: "Then guess what I'm thinking?"

"I don't know." Dazai shrugged and looked away: "I can only see that the lady is worried. As for why you are worried, would you mind telling me?"

"Hmm..." Yoko scratched his face, a little shy: "I'm actually thinking of a name for my nirvana."

Dazai:? ? ? ? ?

"Why do you have such an expression?" Yoko puffed his cheeks, and his tone was very dissatisfied: "Your abilities all have names, and they are very powerful when you shout them out loud. I want to get one too! If it is handsome and elegant, it must have Literary, and rhyme; it has to sound so powerful that when you read it aloud, it can scare the shit out of your enemies."

She looked really distressed.

"I thought of a lot of names, such as Asura's Promise Breaking Face Fist, and Starburst Flying Apsaras Cross Feet... all of them don't sound very good."

Yoko turned his head and stared at Dazai: "Do you have any suggestions?"

Dazai: "..."

"Forget it, I knew you couldn't figure it out either." Yoko turned his head back in frustration.

"How about 'Disqualification in the World'? "

"Eh?" Yoko quickly turned his gaze to Dazai again.

"Let's call it "Disqualification in the World". Dazai didn't know what to think, and his tone was extremely cheerful: "Disqualification in the world-meaning losing the qualifications to be a human being, this is to describe that the young lady is so strong that she is not like a human being." "

Yoko didn't think about the meaningful "not human", but just pinched his chin thoughtfully: "It seems to be possible, it sounds very cultured, so let's do it!"

She finalized it, and turned her head to see Dazai with his back to her, his shoulders trembling constantly.

Under the street lamp, the boy's figure was slender and thin, looking pitiful.

"What's wrong with you, sick?"

The kid didn't look in good health and was always thinking about suicide.

"Cough, I'm fine." Dazai coughed lightly, turned around, and looked at Yoko with a sincere face, his eyes seemed to be watery: "I feel very honored that Miss can recognize my name."

Seeing Dazai being so serious, Yoko was a little embarrassed.

She touched her nose and complained, "Seriously, you can come up with such a nice name, why is your ability so..."

The girl showed a very delicate expression.

"100% stroked by the human body" or something, it still sounds nonsense.

Dazai smiled harmlessly: "There's no way, it's natural, and it can't be changed."

·

The "gate" of the ghost city is constantly moving, and Yoko finally intercepted the "gate" in a dark alley.

Dazai is a human being, and cannot see the boundaries of the other world. He saw the girl sitting on the ground, pulling out her mobile phone and becoming addicted to the Internet.

"Miss?"

"Wait." Yoko placed an order in Gaotianyuan App's online store, and patted the place beside him without raising his head.

"Sit for a while when you're tired, after all—"

In order to scare people intentionally, she raised her head abruptly, and smiled slowly, a cold light flashed on the tip of that little tiger tooth, it looked quite scary in the dark alley without lights.

"Even if you want to rest for a while, maybe you won't be able to."

With a "pop", a person suddenly appeared in the void.

"Hi~ This is Kuaihaoshen Yato, I'm here to deliver the order for you~"

A young man in cheap sportswear and an old square scarf around his neck threw the package to Yoko, and at the same time handed out two leaflets to her and Dazai very quickly.

"Miss, do you often delay swiping your phone because you are looking after your children? Young man, do you have someone you want to tease but don't know how to start? You can hire me for only five yuan—the omnipotent and omniscient Yato-sama Wishes come true for you~"

The young man's mouth was like a cannonball: "Five yuan, you can't lose money; five yuan, you can't be fooled. As long as you buy it, you can take Ye Fighting God home with you!"

After speaking, his light blue eyes looked expectantly at Yoko, then at Dazai.

"As long as five yuan, any wish can come true?"

Yoko asked hesitantly.

"As long as you don't do bad things." Yato said energetically.

She thought about it, took out five yuan, and when she stretched out her hand, she found that Dazai also took out five yuan.

Does he have any wishes?

Yoko was really curious.

"Hey, thank you for your patronage!" Yato happily accepted the coin and put it into a transparent bottle. "Now, both of you, tell me your wishes!"

"Well... summer is over." Yoko thought for a while, "Then I hope that next summer, the weather will be cooler, the watermelon will be sweeter, and I will be cuter and love me more~"

Yato:? ? ?

He turned his head to Dazai, expecting him to say a serious wish.

"Then I hope that next summer, the weather will be cooler, the watermelon will be sweeter, Miss Yoko will be cuter, and everyone will love you more?"

Yato: "...are you kidding me?"

He held the bottle tightly, not wanting to return the two five yuan coins.

It’s not easy to be a god these days, he works so seriously as a cow and a horse, and the number of believers hasn’t increased much; a certain new pheasant god, who is obviously bald himself, uses the name of hair growth to cure baldness, On the contrary, the incense is at its peak...

It's not fair! It's not fair!

Yoko felt that this lasagna-faced god was pitiful no matter how he looked.She blinked at Yato: "Then you can accompany us to the ghost market."

The package sent by Yato was opened by Yoko, and there was a charm with drawn eyes lying inside it—this is a charm that can hide human breath, and she stuck the spell on Dazai's forehead with a "click".

"Hey, what is this?" Dazai opened it to take a look, put down the charm again, and opened it again...the action was repeated several times.

He asked very curiously: "It's amazing, even though I cover my eyes, I can still see."

"Never mind what it is." Yoko pushed Dazai to the "gate" of the ghost city: "Go, Dad will show you the world."

The world is so big, it would be boring to commit suicide without seeing it all.

One second before stepping in, she lowered her voice so that Dazai could not hear her, and turned to Yato and said, "This kid has some brain problems, and he takes killing as a hobby, so I'll treat the five yuan as if I hired you to protect him. "

Yato: "..."

Just now, the bandage monster slipped a small note behind the girl's back, which read:

"^_^ Please leave me alone and let me die freely, thank you!"

This business is too difficult! ! !

If his artifact hadn't been lost in the ghost market, he would have to go in and look for it. The almighty and omniscient Yato-sama would definitely, definitely throw those two coins over their foreheads!

How could God bend his waist for five buckets of rice?

... Alas, this rice is really fragrant.

·

It is raining in the ghost city.

This rainwater is completely different from the real world, it is red and has a slight fishy smell.

There is no sun here, no day and night, only a purple-black crescent hanging ominously in the sky.

Yoko's eyes fell on the nearest booth.

The store manager, who looks like a giant salamander, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep. There were eyeballs and skull beads on the booth, as well as toilets with teeth.

——If you use this thing to go to the toilet, will you really not bite off your balls?

A monster wearing a short skirt, with a very sexy figure and whose face is not sure whether it is a fox or a civet cat is attracting customers in front of a big health care door: "It's comfortable, dear, come and try it? Get a card, there is a VIP service for the card... ...What? Let my mother rub her back? Get out!!!"

The proprietress took out a mace from under her skirt, and with one blow the customer turned into a shooting star in the sky.

Yoko: "..."

It was also the first time for her to enter the ghost market, and she did not expect the folk customs here to be so pure and unaffected.

As for Dazai, he stretched out a hand under the eaves, staring at the rain of blood dripping on the palm of his hand.

"Here, will you die in the rain?"

Yato: "No, you will only get sick."

"Can you die of illness?"

Ye Dou said absent-mindedly, "I can."

Dazai rushed into the rain happily, and was pulled back by Yoko's collar, stopping his stupid behavior.

Then they found a jerk running wild in the rain.

The man was wearing a nondescript wave-patterned kimono, with a wooden sword stuck in his belt, and a head of silver hair curled up in natural curls.

While running wildly, he also soared at the same time. After listening carefully, it seemed to be the theme song of Doraemon:

"If I have a fairy wand, I will become bigger, smaller and prettier, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la,,ing,ing,''

The author has something to say: Human beings, just standing there is a collection of information, attitudes, gazes, blinks, sweat, movements, pupils, pulse, everything is a hint to detect the other party.

——From "The Promised Neverland"

I want to blow up Neverland, it's so beautiful!

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The heroine will disqualify the world after her nirvana hahaha, imagine that she yells a disqualification in the world when she faces SIPG Hei in the future... that picture is so beautiful [cover face

She will probably kill Dazai_(:з)∠)_

Dazai-san is also jumping back and forth on the verge of being beaten today~