[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

"Aren't we your favorite children? Why do you want a second child!"

"Boss doesn't want us anymore, don't stop me, I'm going to jump into the sea!"

"I will be obedient in the future, Boss, don't abandon us, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

……

Surrounded by the three-dimensional sound effects of crying, making trouble and hanging himself, Yoko really wanted to bring back someone who was talking nonsense and beat him up again.

That cheapskate, liar, routine monster, mackerel demon, bandage wasting device... Didn't he just joke about the second child with him once, as for holding grudges until now?

I don't even think about how many times he cheated on her, and she only beat him once!

What is it all about!Angry ╰_╯

"Go, go, I need to think, please be quiet."

Yoko throws the kids into the cabin one by one, and Dazai is in there too, let them mess with him.

She and Odasaku were the only ones left on the deck.

"Have you thought about what to do after that?"

Odasaku asked her.

"No." Yoko's face fell instantly.

Although she confidently rejected the port mafia's invitation, she knew that this matter was not over yet.

She wanted to make a big move to solve this matter thoroughly and cleanly, but she was warned by Tokyo just now—as the will of the city, it seems that she can do many things, but there are restrictions from Gao Tianyuan everywhere.

Now the military police and the government regard her as an enemy, and the powers of various countries are also eyeing her. Although no one can do anything to her, Yokohama, which was originally disordered, has become even more chaotic because of this incident.

About six or seven years ago, Yokohama had a similar "Huangba vomiting incident". At that time, various organizations suspected that there were high-end energy bodies, and countless forces were lurking in Yokohama. As a result, Yokohama was blown out of a Leibo Street.

Seeing Yoko lost in thought, Odasaku thoughtfully returned to the cabin, leaving her a quiet space.

His eyes were thoughtful, as if he had made some kind of decision.

"Dazai." Odasaku walked up to the boy, "Let's talk."

·

The time of thinking passed quickly, and Yoko's cell phone, which had been blown by the sea wind for an unknown amount of time, vibrated while sitting on the roof of the cabin.

It's the chat system of Gao Tianyuan App. The friends in the group didn't know what to post again. She opened it and took a look, and her eyes almost fell out——

Fuyuki: "I think, I'm in love."

Tokyo:"???"

Tokyo: "Leave me alone, can you not learn from Yokohama, only one troublemaker is enough!"

Osaka: "Who are you looking at? Which city is it? Or is it the first-class gods and monsters?"

Fuyuki: "Let me send you photos [picture.jpg][picture.jpg][picture.jpg]"

The man in the photo has a rather handsome and exotic face, and a golden armor that can blind people.

It's really too shiny, so I might as well call him Jin Shining.

Fuyuki: "I saw that he was handsome before, and wanted to ask for directions and get familiar with him, but he just called me 'bastard'."

Yoko is quite unbelievable: "He scolded you, you didn't hit his head?"

Fuyuki held his face, eyes full of caution: "But it's the first time someone scolded me. When he scolded me, he was very sexy and his voice was nice. I heard that my phantom limbs were hard. I wish I could scold me a few more times... "

Yokohama: "..."

Oh, she almost forgot that Fuyuki is a dick.

Yoko sighed, thinking of the biggest problem that troubled him at present, decided to mobilize the power of the masses, and told them about himself.

Cities with good relations with her, such as Tokyo, Fuyuki, and Osaka, responded to her with a series of ellipses.

The relationship is not very good, such as Bodo, who laughed wildly and replied "serve it"

The big brother Kyoto who has been spying on the screen finally bubbled up and gave Yoko a reliable suggestion:

"We have never dealt with this kind of thing. After all, you are the only city with the highest degree of freedom. Why don't you go to the forum?"

Yokohama: "Forum?"

Kyoto: "You can find it on the Gaotianyuan App."

Yokohama: "Thank you bro, I like you so much (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"

Brother Kyoto is very helpful, and feels that this little girl's mouth is as sweet as honey.

The logo of the forum is in the lower left corner of the App homepage, very inconspicuous. Yoko has never clicked on it. The first time he clicked on it, it seemed to open the door to a new world.

[Announcement] (Long-term validity) Recruitment of artifacts, favorable treatment, handsome ones!

[Irrigation] Refusing to be tied up, my Natsume-sama is the best!

[Help] My snapdragon always escapes, please help.

[News] Now the newcomer is incredible, the Shinkusa Shrine that can cure baldness has more than [-] believers overnight!

……

"Wow!"

Yoko sighed, and clicked on a random post, which was the one about snapdragon.

A big V named "Indifferent Physalis" answered the host's question. He posted the championship certificate of the Goldfish Grass Contest and also provided a very detailed strategy, including watering and deworming sunshine cycle, etc., even goldfish The taste and efficacy of the grass can be said clearly.

"Maybe there will be a solution."

Yoko muttered, researched the app's posting mechanism, cut off the beginning and end of his story, concealed his identity, and then posted the first post of life... Chengsheng.

Soon she got an answer——

"This is too fast. It seems that there are indeed many capable people on the forum."

·

Five Yen God V:

Thank you for the invitation, I am in Gaotianyuan, and I just got off the shrine.

Multi-picture warning.Multi-picture warning.Multi-picture warning.Say important words three times.

[picture]

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This god is now at the top of 800 million gods, enjoying the incense of 2000 million believers.

There are too many gods in the circle, and they are hidden.

--split line--

I know that some people will be bitter. Believe it or not, I can only say that there is no problem in the world that cannot be solved. If there is, it is because of the lack of ability of the person concerned.

--split line--

Follow my official account, I am the God of Night Fighting, just five yen, and you can easily realize your wish!

·

Yoko: "..."

It looks awesome, but it's just an advertisement! ! !

In the end, she spent a whole night scrolling through posts. She wanted to find a solution, but every time she saw something interesting, she would be drawn to it, and she deviated from the direction unconsciously.

Mobile phones are the root of all evil...

Forget it, call it back, and if the "disciplinary committee" finds out, take the cheating device first.

She touched her heart, and the "book" was right here.

When Odasaku opened the cabin door in the morning, he saw Yoko sitting on the roof like a statue.

She was covered with seagulls, and with the sound of Odasaku opening the door, these silly and cute birds with white feathers and yellow beaks all turned their small eyes to Odasaku.

Odasaku blinked, and the seagulls blinked too.

He hesitated for a moment, then said, "Ah Heng, we can go back."

Yoko suddenly moved when she heard the words, and the seagull on her body flapped its wings and flew up.

She glanced at the port with an omniscient perspective, "Those military police are still there."

"I won't be here soon." Dazai walked out of the cabin, the phone was still on, it seemed that he had just talked to someone on the phone.

"As I said, I'm here with the sincerity of the port mafia, whether you agree or not."

Dazai curled up his lips and smiled at Yoko: "I think they won't trouble you for a while."

Yoko frowned, feeling something was wrong.

She jumped down from the cabin roof and wanted to find Odasaku, but Dazai suddenly stood in front of her.

"Miss, I have one last sentence, not as a lobbyist for Hong Kong gangsters, but as some of my own thoughts."

Yoko grimaced: "You say."

"In my opinion, what this city needs is not order, but balance. Miss's ideal is too..." Dazai paused, as if he was considering his words: "It's too ideal."

"I know, but any social form is no match for the years. I just need to work hard, and time will give me what I want...Huh? Did I say something wrong? What is your expression?"

I don't know which sentence she hit the man's G-spot, Dazai's eyes suddenly became very strange - a strange look flickered in his pupils, like a bird of prey that was about to attack, but then quickly It dimmed down, and returned to the usual gray expression of no interest in any concept.

"Time, hahahahaha——"

He smiled dryly, leaving only Yoko a back view.

Yoko: "... What's going on, you just talk about it, what's wrong with you!"

What's wrong with this?Do you still want her to coax?No more lollipops!

·

On the way back, Yoko went to find Odasaku.

"Did that guy tell you anything?" she asked.

"Well, it's not a very important matter." Oda was vague.

"yes."

Yoko didn't ask much, just curled up in the chair silently, watching Odasaku sail the boat quietly.

After a long time, Oda Saku spoke again: "Actually, I decided to join the port mafia."

"W-why?!" Yoko's eyes widened suddenly, "Didn't you, Odasaku, aspire to become a family? Because of this, you don't even want to be a killer anymore!"

Then she thought of some possibility: "Could it be because of me?"

For a moment, overwhelming sadness and self-blame came like a tide.

"I will take care of this matter without you sacrificing yourself." She eagerly grabbed Odasaku's sleeve, her voice softened: "Odasaku, don't give up your dream for me, okay?"

The best Odasaku in the world, the Odasaku who is more important than everyone else, he doesn't need to compromise for anyone or anything and give up his dream.

If there is, then let her personally smash the obstacles in his way!

Yoko was about to cry, it was the first time Odasaku saw her look like this.

"It's not because of yesterday, and I'm not giving up on being a pianist."

Odasaku stopped the boat, turned to face Yoko, and solemnly stretched out a hand to cover Yoko's head.

"Didn't you always want to change to a big house by the sea? The wages of the mafia are high, and the bottom members should be able to buy it after saving for a few years... Well, I asked the bank for a loan. They don't give loans to people like me who don't have a regular job. , can only buy a house with full payment.”

Yoko was taken aback: "Hey, I said I would help you buy a house, but that's not..."

"Isn't it? Then I made a mistake. You have never been home with me. I thought you thought my house was small." Just as he was talking, Odasaku showed a very small troubled expression on his face: "But it's already If you promise Dazai, there is nothing you can do."

Yoko drooped his head and slumped in the chair.

Oda Saku thought for a while and asked her: "Mafia who doesn't kill people, what do you think of this title?"

"Super handsome."

Yoko raised his head and looked at Odasaku eagerly: "Are you going to change into their standard black suit and black sunglasses?"

"If Ah Heng doesn't like it, I don't have to change it."

When Yoko heard this, he became very happy again, and then he hesitated: "Will it be bad to be special? Will it affect your relationship with your colleagues? Will your boss have a bad impression of you?" ? I’ve heard about workplace bullying in Japan, it’s terrible, don’t worry about me, Odasaku!”

"No, no one can bully me."

"Then do you want to choose a team or something? I'll find out who is most likely to be promoted, or who Odasaku wants to stand for, and I will spare no effort to make him a cadre!"

Yoko's eyes lit up, full of interest: "Oh, by the way, are you interested in the position of the leader? I can also—"

"...No need." Odasaku said helplessly, "Where did you learn all this?"

Dazai came out of nowhere:

"Stand by me, stand by me, I am most likely to become a cadre! If the leader is the leader, I can try too~"

"Shut up, bandage monster who isn't even an official mafia!"

The author has something to say: Mr. Mori: I heard that someone wants to usurp the throne (raise the scalpel

Dazai officially joined Hong Kong Hei, at the beginning of the third season, Mori gave him the first task - to investigate the former leader who appeared on Leibo Street.

The two had always been in a cooperative mode before, but people in Hong Kong and black knew Dazai, and even nicknamed him "Mr. Mori's Pocket Sword"

emmm, I think this nickname is a bit ambiguous, so... I suddenly thought of an allusion.

The bosom sword is a short sword. Anyone who has played Touken Ranbu knows the story of the little drunkard. The little drunkard is a short sword given to Mori Ranmaru by Oda Nobunaga. Mori Ranmaru belongs to Oda Nobunaga...

I think, give pills to whoever gets the moniker, really.

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Today's ooc theater:

Sometimes as I write, I wonder why the hero is not Odasaku, but he can do it!

Absolutely carry the presence of the audience, see how many times he has smoothed the game for Yoko and Zai, without him, how much more beatings Dazai will have to suffer.

Yoko: No, Odasaku can't, he's an old father!

Odasaku: So I got married with Tanada from the Secret Service, I don’t really want a bald in-law because it will affect the genes of the next generation.

Dazai: ^_^ Should I be called father-in-law?

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