[Comprehensive] A Tsuna was in Yokohama

There is no traffic in the narrow alley, and the smell of rust and food corruption is mixed together, which makes people not want to pass through this place.

There is a sign hanging on a doorway in the alley with the fancy English "Lupin" written on it.

A tall, brown-haired young man was wearing a slim long windbreaker. His white fingers touched the doorknob and gently pushed the door inward.

Squeak.

The leather shoes made a crisp sound on the iron stairs, and a hearty male voice sounded in the quiet environment.

"Boss, please give me a detergent-based cocktail."

The boss who was named was holding a square cloth in his hand and wiping his goblet with his back straight.

Hearing the human voice, he calmly raised his head and glanced at the young man who was coming down the stairs.

Although the clothes were changed to light colors, but from the fact that the whole body was covered with white bandages, it was true that he was a regular customer.

"Sorry, we don't have this kind of wine." The boss refused skillfully as always.

"Since there is no such wine, there is no other way. Let's order something else, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai walked down the stairs leisurely, his dark eyes reflected a familiar figure from the back, short brown-red hair, beige coat and that extremely sincere suggestion.

"Long time no see, Odasaku."

"Meow" a little yellow cat jumped up from the seat next to the man called Oda Tsukuru, and hid in another corner and sat down obediently as if possessing wisdom.

"It's been a long time, teacher." Osamu Dazai sat on the high stool with the warmth of a cat, and said with a smile.

Oda Saku took a sip of his wine, he put down his glass and turned his head, and was about to talk to the other party, when suddenly his blue eyes froze, and he looked up and down at his friend sitting beside him, as if he was a little uncertain.

"Dazai, you seem to have grown taller." Odasaku raised his hand and gestured towards him.

"Not only have I grown taller, but I've also changed jobs." Osamu Dazai continued with a smile.

"Really? So I haven't seen you for a while, is it because of job hopping?" Oda Saku put down the cup in his hand.

"So is the new job going well?"

"It's very smooth. My new partner is very enthusiastic. He likes to do all the work by himself, so I usually just lie on the sofa and sleep."

"Is that so?" Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while and said, "It's better not to bully your colleagues too much, Dazai."

"Huh? Alright, then I'll help Kunikida a little bit."

"Is it called Kunikida? It sounds like a good name." Oda Saku said casually.

"Hey, does Oda Saku know what job I'm doing now?" Dazai Osamu asked the bar owner for a cocktail like Oda Sakunosuke and continued.

……

Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a moment, he grunted and frowned. Under Dazai's gaze, after 3 minutes, he said guiltily, "Sorry, Dazai, I can't think of it."

"Can't figure it out?" Dazai Osamu chuckled, "Hint, it's the job that Odasaku wants me to do."

"edit?"

"Eh? Did Saku Oda want me to be an editor?" Osamu Dazai stared wide-eyed, apparently not expecting to get such an answer.

"Uh... Then what kind of work do I want you to do?" Oda Sakunosuke thought hard.

"Why an editor?" Dazai Osamu did not answer Oda Sakunosuke's question, but felt a deep interest in the profession of editing.

He is not the Osamu Dazai of this era, but the Osamu Dazai who came to the past 5 years later, using the technology of the Vongola family's technology department.

The current time is 5 years ago. Although the original setting was ten years ago, it doesn't matter. Anyway, Odasaku 5 years ago is the Odasaku he knew, and the Odasaku he drank and chatted with.

It's just a pity that if he went back to ten years ago, he would definitely not let Mr. Mori hire Odasaku for a day!The wages are so low, and Odasaku is exhausted. Typical low-level employees have no human rights. The black-hearted boss Mori Ogai! Do you know that Odasaku still has to raise children?

"Well, you know, I actually want to write a novel. If Dazai is my editor, I won't have to face the pressure of urging the manuscript."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai's eyes widened, "You mean I'm so lazy that I don't even bother to accept manuscripts?"

"Not at all." Oda Saku paused, and thought of a euphemistic word, "I mean you are very Buddhist."

……

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and stared at Oda Saku with suspicion, obviously the word "Buddhism" is more appropriate for Oda Saku himself.

creak.

Footsteps coming down the stairs sounded again, interrupting their conversation.

"Wow, isn't this the big liar Ango?" Osamu Dazai turned his head and curled his lips in disgust.

"Dazai, did I lie to you?" Ango held the same file package in his right arm, and he pushed his round gold-rimmed eyes, and the thick dark circles under his eyes made him look very tired.

"I've always had a question about Ango." Osamu Dazai's smile faded a little.

Ango Sakaguchi's footsteps walking down the stairs stopped at the moment he met Osamu Dazai's eyes, and nameless cold sweat broke out from his back.

This Osamu Dazai doesn't look right.Sakaguchi Ango's heart fluttered, his clothes were wrong, and his height was wrong.

"Who are you?" Ango Sakaguchi asked vigilantly, and he quickly walked to the other side of Odasaku with small steps, "Odasaku, isn't he Dazai Osamu?"

"Huh? It's Dazai Osamu, right?" Oda Saku carefully looked at the young man who smiled like a sunflower in full bloom.

"Boss, please give Ango a cup of liquid detergent based on detergent, thank you."

"Sorry, this store doesn't buy this kind of thing."

"Really? That's really a pity." Dazai Osamu sighed, and he pouted, "What a pity, Ango, you saved your life."

"No, even if I make it, I won't drink it." Ango Sakaguchi refused righteously and firmly.

Is this a blatant attempt to kill him?If he refuses, it seems that Osamu Dazai is indeed right to say such a thing.

"Dazai, you seem to have grown taller." Ango Sakaguchi asked the boss for a glass of tomato juice.

"Well, after all, I've grown for 5 years. Unlike some dwarf who won't grow taller even if he grows for 100 years, I can still grow taller easily."

5 years?what does that mean?Before Ango could react, Osamu Dazai continued.

"Ango, are you happy with three salaries?"

"Pfft." Ango Sakaguchi suddenly choked on the tomato juice he was holding in his mouth, his heart sank, and he said dryly to Dazai Osamu's playful expression, "What did you say?"

"It's nothing, Odasaku, I didn't say anything I didn't understand just now."

"Well, Ango, so you are also working part-time?"

"Also?"

"No, Odasaku, I'm job-hopping, not a part-time job!" Dazai corrected seriously.

"What? Dazai, are you going to change jobs?" Sakaguchi Ango asked in shock, even temporarily forgetting his worries about being implicitly exposed by Dazai about the triple vest.

"No, Dazai has already changed jobs. You see, he hasn't shown up at the port for a month? Actually, before Ango came, I was guessing where Dazai would switch jobs, but I couldn't figure it out." Oda Saku felt a little distressed Said.

"Odasaku, you were deceived by Dazai. Dazai jumped off the top floor of the port a month ago and was kicked back by the Central Plains quasi-cadres. He broke several ribs and lay in the hospital for a month."

"Is that so?"

"Of course not. What I'm doing now is helping good people."

"Cough, cough, cough." Ango, who took another sip of tomato juice after bringing the topic back to Dazai Osamu, was choked again.

"The current job is recommended by the farming chief." Dazai Osamu continued to add, and then looked at the flustered expression of Sakaguchi Ango who slid off the high stool because he was too shocked.

"You, Dazai." Ango Sakaguchi was about to say something.

"Odasaku, jump ship with me." Osamu Dazai said suddenly.

"Although the jobs at the bottom of the port seem to be idle, they are all boring and trivial matters, but the wages are low, and the living expenses of the five children are really a little tight." Osamu Dazai said, wringing his fingers.

"Besides, Odasaku, the children have finally recovered from the Dragon Head War, and no one can say that someone with a heart would want to use you and threaten you with the safety of the children after knowing your true strength that day. "

"My real strength? If I am as powerful as Dazai you said, I won't be able to just let the children live on the line of food and clothing."

"Odasaku, you are too self-deprecating. A person who has the ability to escape from the heavily guarded military and police by himself without the help of external forces is very popular no matter where you are."

"Dazai, I don't kill people anymore." Oda Sakunosuke said seriously, "The money for educating children cannot be recorded from that side."

"I know." Osamu Dazai nodded, "So didn't I say that? The place where I am now is a workplace dedicated to helping good people, and it is also a very suitable place for Oda. Although the salary is not as good as the port The cadres are high, but they are definitely much higher than the bottom of the port."

Osamu Dazai played with the big ice cube floating in the glass with his index finger, yawned, and looked up at the time.

The stagnation time of the shells is half an hour, and it's a pity that Odasaku will soon be invisible.

No matter whether Oda Saku leaves or not, he has already left a letter to himself in this era.

Odasaku is his friend, and he will never let Odasaku die as a friend, so the key is the five children who make Odasaku directly die, he will definitely protect those five children's.

"Me, if Odasaku is no longer here, I will really lose control of myself and kill Ango one day." Osamu Dazai stood up, walked around Odasaku and walked towards Ango.

"Hey, Dazai, what's the matter with you?" Oda Saku stood in front of Sakaguchi Yasugo who received Dazai Osamu's cold gaze.

"Go try it. It's a formal organization with a license to open with supernatural powers. It's enough to confront the port. Mr. President has nothing to say about Mr. Mori's character, and he can definitely have enough time to write novels and take care of him." Children's."

Osamu Dazai took out an envelope signed by the addressee as Oda Sakunosuke from the wide windbreaker pocket and handed it to Oda Sakunosuke.

"This is an invitation letter personally written by the president there." Osamu Dazai said.

"Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi?" Ango Sakaguchi didn't know what to say anymore. Is this person really Dazai?Did Dazai jump ship to the Armed Detective Agency?Hello!What is going on here!

Why did Dazai know Chief Taneda and Mr. Fukuzawa? No, that's not the point!Why did Osamu Dazai suddenly discuss raising a child with Oda Saku in a serious manner, and still be so hostile to him?What did he do?

"Speaking of which, Odasaku met Mr. Fukuzawa before. Mr. Fukuzawa told me about the military and police prison. The reward for obtaining information is curry. It is indeed Odasaku."

"You, Dazai? Are you okay?" Oda Sakunosuke put away the letter and put it on the bar counter, with some worry in his eyes.

"Huh? Why do you ask so suddenly?"

"Suddenly growing taller, there will be growing pains, but you can't blame Ango for this."

"Pfft." Osamu Dazai folded his hands in front of his stomach and chuckled softly.

"As I said, it took five years to grow to this height."

Osamu Dazai sat back in his seat, and drank the foreign wine on his bed in one gulp.

"Also, I'm 22 years old this year, Odasaku, the same age as you now."

Following Osamu Dazai's last words, a puff of green smoke obliterated Osamu Dazai who was wearing a windbreaker.

"Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai, who was obviously shorter, wearing a three-piece black suit and a large black coat over his shoulders, appeared in front of Sakunosuke Oda and Ango Sakaguchi.

"Dazai?"

This body shape, this outfit, this is Dazai in normal form, right?So what was that just now?

"Oda Tsukuru." Dazai Osamu in normal form widened his eyes when he saw Oda Tsukuru in front of him.

"Let's change jobs! I'm going to apply for the teacher of Peng Gelie's next boss, and you can go with me."

……

As the smoke cleared, Osamu Dazai saw two familiar teenagers.

"Atsu-kun, Akutagawa-kun, you two, stop here." Osamu Dazai looked at the two teenagers wrestling together and shook his head with a headache.

"Dazai?" A familiar voice sounded from behind Osamu Dazai.

"Well, it looks like 30 minutes is up, welcome back, Dazai." The familiar voice sounded again.

"Oda Tsukuru?" Dazai Osamu was breathless, and he turned around slowly. Under the short red-brown hair was a familiar face, which seemed to be more vicissitudes than the last second, but it didn't matter. The method, after all, bears the mission of being the guardian of 5 children.

"So, you listened to my words and quit." Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets and said happily.

"As for job-hopping, Pengo Lie is indeed a good place."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai was taken aback, and he suddenly found that in the space where there were not only Atsukun and Akutagawa, but also sitting in front of the dining table were Vongola's boy Lanbo and girl Ippei, and a group of children he didn't know. The small ones are definitely more than five. This number can probably open kindergarten classes.

So, did Odasaku later adopt several children?

"Dazai." Odasaku called to Osamu Dazai, who was still stunned, with the pot in his hand, "Go and wash your hands, it's time to eat."

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This is really over now, thank you for your company, I believe that we are destined to each other, and we will definitely meet again!

PS:

The article "I heard he raised these cubs" is being serialized, and the cp is Dazai and Odasaku.

"Poison Baby in a Wonderful World", Dazai Girl in Parallel World

"When the clam leader picked up the Gravity Envoy", cp Nakahara Chuya×Sawada Tsunayoshi