All the stars are waiting for me to grow fruit

[September 9 Party] has been going on for decades, and has won an excellent reputation by virtue of the style of daring to expose everything and daring to confront any force.

Although it is criticized in terms of behavior, there are still more support in general.

At this time of year, quite a lot of people pay attention, and it is almost a grand event for the whole people.

This year is no exception, there is still some time before the party, and the word #打假# has already been on the top of the hot search.

Nowadays, the word "anti-counterfeiting" is not only limited to counterfeit and shoddy products that are harmful to people's health, but also has a wider meaning, such as false curative effect, exaggerated functions and so on.

As long as it is false, it is the target of their attack.

【Wow!I saw the host lineup, so grand, I feel that there will be a big move. 】

[I saw it too, it was Sister Xu and Brother Ange, the last time they appeared was because Duke Lehman shoddy and replaced precious metals with metals banned by the empire, right? 】

[Upstairs has a really good memory, everything that happened ten years ago is clear, is there another big news this time? 】

【It feels like sister Xu and Ange have been behind the scenes for so many years, and they were invited back this time...】

[+1, I also think, I'll call my parents to watch it together. 】

[I'm also going to inform my good friend. 】

【Sister Xu, Brother Ange, are the people upstairs revealing their age...】

......

The number of people watching this year is even higher than in previous years. From the aspect of the host lineup, everyone smelled a trace of unusual information.

The time came to 07:30 on time, and with everyone's eagerly looking forward to it, the party started.

It is said to be a party, but there is actually no celebratory program. This program has always maintained its original intention, does not insert commercials, and does not accept sponsorship. It is a clean stream.

The two well-dressed hosts just stood on the stage, and the party began.

The first is the customary opening remarks. The two hosts have retired for a long time, but they have been maintained very well, and the tacit understanding is still the same as before. They firmly grasped the attention from the beginning.

When the atmosphere was almost ready, the two said, "Now let's watch a video."

Everyone couldn't help being shocked, the main event finally came.

The first thing that catches the eye is a store called "Xijia's Fruit Loo".

As soon as the name came out, everyone was in an uproar.

There is no other reason, this fruit store is one of the most popular chain fruit stores under Baojia.

The advantage of this fruit fishing is that it is very cost-effective. For the price of an ordinary apple, you can taste three different kinds of fruits of the same weight at the same time, which is very cost-effective.

In this store, there are ordinary fruits such as apples and pears, as well as more expensive fruits such as peaches that are limited every day.

The ingredients inside are also very tasty.

For this fruit shop to turn into an anti-counterfeiting case, this is no less than dropping a blockbuster at the beginning, and everyone who was bombed was dizzy.

As the video aired, everyone couldn't help gnashing their teeth.

This video points out in great detail why the cost of this fruit fishing is so cheap.

The fruits here are all chopped and sold. No one knows the original appearance, so no one knows that these fruits are all unsalable fruits that have been eliminated from the major fruit shops of Baojia.

Many of them were no longer fresh, and some even rotted after a few days. These fruits were continuously transported to the fruit shop the next morning.

Mix it with yogurt and no one suspects it at all.

[Holy shit, my mentality exploded, Kui Bao's family is still the biggest fruit merchant, so it's like this in private? 】

[No wonder, I said that I have never seen them deal with some defective fruits cheaply. I thought they were rich and powerful before, but it turned out to be so. 】

[This is treating us like a garbage disposal plant!You don't even need a processing fee, and you can make a lot of money from us for free. It's really flattering, you really deserve to be a businessman. 】

[Disgusting to the point of explosion! 】

Some of the people who participated in the princess's coming-of-age ceremony vaguely knew something about it, they would not say it outright, but secretly satirized it on Xingbo——

【This is not the first time for the Bao family】

[They have always liked to do this] and other comments.

The ambiguous tone attracted a lot of people to ask questions.

The Bao family's public relations were also paying attention to this. Upon seeing the situation, they immediately issued an announcement, closed the store involved, and promised to conduct a serious investigation, which temporarily blocked the public's mouth.

Only then did everyone hold back their temper and continued to look down.

Afterwards, several phenomena were exposed, but compared to the impact caused by the Bao family, it was only drizzle.

Gradually came to an end, when the watch on the host's hand rang, she looked at it for a while, her expression became a little strange.

Everyone's curiosity was instantly aroused.

She gestured to the staff below with a gesture that they only knew, and then said——

"I just received a new video, which I just submitted."

Sister Xu paused, whetted the appetite of the audience, and then said——

"This video is related to a phenomenon-level figure who has become popular recently."

She waved her hand, and the staff below cooperated and sent out the picture.

The above is a screenshot of a column. The name written on it is the up master who has been frequently searched for recently and seems to eat the hot search as a meal——

druid.

......

Everyone didn't expect that, caught off guard, the most popular person at this stage is actually here.

The live barrage instantly fell into an eerie silence.

Some people who don't know the situation don't even dare to ask.

The rapidly scrolling barrage suddenly stopped, and the host was also a little embarrassed. She coughed: "Let's watch the video first."

When the screen turns, there is a vast interstellar space.

This is the opening remark of the official practice, and everyone is already familiar with it, but this star field is a little strange, and no one has recognized it yet.

Since they didn't recognize it, everyone had no choice but to suppress their doubts and continue watching.

The camera looks like a candid shot, fixed at an angle without moving it, the person leading the way in front seems to be tall, and only his back can be photographed.

Not far away, there were many people gathered there, and the onlookers finally saw their faces clearly, and the well-informed netizens recognized them at a glance——

"Big Rock Clan."

Then he explained-

"It's a common slave race."

It just seems a little different.

What is the black thing on the leader's head?

These giant rock tribes gathered together, each face was filled with joy, and one not far away waved at them——

"Hurry up, I'll be waiting for you!"

The Juyan tribe leading in the front speeded up instantly, complaining: "They overslept."

"Hahaha, there are really you, you can oversleep at this time."

Norman was in a good mood because of his promotion, so he didn't say anything, but waved his hand: "Everything is here, bring it up!"

Soon, two members of the Juyan tribe came up with a big box full of longan fruit. Norman said boldly——

"I begged part of it from the master, and part of it is my own, so much in total, enough for all of us to grow hair."

"Oh oh oh!!!" All the Juyan people immediately cheered, Norman's prestige reached the highest at this moment.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost over, Norman took one out of the frame, took the lead, gnawed it down hard, and chewed a few mouthfuls——

"Everyone, don't be polite to me, just eat!"

Norman had already received a reward from Ye Xiu before, and there was not much demand for this fruit, so he just made a show, and then stepped aside to watch everyone eat.

At this time, the two undercover reporters finally came to their senses. No wonder he felt a sense of disobedience when he saw this person. It turned out that among the members of the Juyan tribe, he was the only one with hair!

Seeing that the two of them refused to eat, the Juyan tribe next to them couldn't help but put a fruit in one of them: "Eat! If the fruit is taken away later, don't blame the young patriarch if you can't grow your hair!"

The two Moss people couldn't help committing an occupational disease. Although there was a risk of revealing their identities, they couldn't help but speak——

"Has this fruit, which claims to have special effects, passed the safety monitoring of the empire? Is it harmful to the human body?"

"You are planting crops in this field, have you obtained a planting license?"

"Has this field been tested for radiation? What if this fruit is a plant mutation?"

The man from the Juyan tribe stopped eating the fruit, his eyes were dull, and he slapped him for a while——

"Did you get fooled by being tied up yesterday? You don't know if that thing is healthy or not, or if it mutated!"

He walked forward as he spoke, beckoning to the others—

"Another one is crazy, and he's starting to talk nonsense. Is there anyone who wants to be his next harvest pillow?"

There was an unwritten agreement between the Juyan tribe and Ye Jiu, that the person who was a pillow could get two longan fruits, and that's how Norman's fruits were saved.

He shouted three times, and soon some people raised their hands, and there were quite a few.

"In the past few days, the longan fruit tree has been a little irritable. Pay attention to your distance, don't play suffocation play like the two of them accidentally, tsk tsk tsk, something is wrong with your brain."

"I don't even think about it. If there is a license, will our earl still engage in the curvy way of saving the country by forwarding the lottery?"

Is that right?

The two undercover reporters looked at each other, and saw that the person in front of him seemed to have an itchy scalp and was scratching all the time. After just a few seconds, a thick layer of stubble grew on his head.

"..."

This... Among them, the strong one smiled awkwardly: "They are very courageous, they dare to pick up and eat this kind of thing that grows in the ground, and they are not afraid of genetic diseases."

But the thin one swallowed, with a dreamy look in his eyes: "But have you seen the effect?"

"..." There was a struggle in the strong eyes——

"How about we risk our lives to test it?"

"Well, yes, this is also the character that a reporter must uphold."

Struggling to stick to the last professional ethics, the two pointed the camera at the longan fruit——

"This kind of... um... looks pretty fruit, no matter what, you can't get rid of the fact that it is a three-five fruit of unknown origin. Even if you encounter it, don't eat it casually. After all, you don't know if you have been radiated. I definitely don't recommend friends before the video to try...."

Immediately afterwards, there was a crisp "click" sound from the side.

The video is plunged into darkness.

It's over.

host:"......"

Netizen: "..."

Exclamation marks expressing speechlessness were continuously crossed in front of the barrage, and then, the entire interstellar erupted.

The author has something to say:

Reverse Amway, the deadliest~~

The official advertised in person, and saved a lot of money~

Inspired by Jinjiang, it has a lot of incomprehensible and harmonious words, what is too,,, what, and then I know a lot of things that I shouldn't know :)

Shock!I accidentally clicked to send the saved manuscript, and the one at six o'clock tomorrow morning is gone

I'll see if I can update a chapter at noon, the wound I've recovered recently is very itchy....