All the stars are waiting for me to grow fruit

"I feel like I've been despised." Ye Jiu lay in Ye Yue's arms and couldn't help complaining like Ye Yue——

"Feeling like a little retarded."

Ye Chu never thought that the seemingly gentle and gentle patriarch of the lynx clan would turn out to be a little firecracker.

After hearing his development plan, not only did he criticize him as useless, but also angrily asked him to study more.

"You just lost your memory." Ye Yue touched his head comfortingly, but he agreed with the patriarch of the lynx clan very much in his heart.

The era when wine is not afraid of deep alleys has long passed. Even though Ye Xiu's crops have a considerable advantage, it is very difficult to open the situation at the very beginning. The influence of the four major families has been deeply rooted. After all, it is difficult to move an inch at the beginning.

But the biggest difficulty Ye Chen faces is not this...

"□□? What is that?" Ye Jiu heard for the first time that the fruit grown cannot be sold directly, and a business license must be obtained first.

"Because I don't care about this, I forgot to tell you before." Ye Yue spread her hands——

"We can do business in private, but for those who don't know you, this certificate is a must."

"No one will buy Sanwu food."

Ye Xiu: ...

In his world, the fruit that everyone scrambled for, came to this world and turned into three-nothing food...

After learning about the concept of San Wu Food, this blow was simply unacceptable to Ye Jiu, but after looking up the relevant information, he found that what Ye Yue said was actually true.

Because there is radiation everywhere in this world, crops, especially crops, are managed quite strictly.

The operating licenses issued by the relevant departments every year are extremely limited, let alone a place of origin like Ye Jiu, which is as difficult as the game version number issued by a certain electrician thousands of years ago.

After coming to this world for so long, it was the first time that Ye Chen felt the maliciousness of this world. This organization called "Related Department" was everywhere, making people suffocated.

"Then what should I do? Will I not be able to sell fruit in the future?" Ye Jiu felt a little at a loss for the first time.

If he really wants to sell the fruit to the whole interstellar world, then he must have the relevant certificates, but obtaining these certificates is very difficult, and it is impossible to obtain them without a big background and great perseverance. And spot checks are enough to cause headaches, and before the wings are full, Ye Jiu doesn't want to reveal the secrets of this field.

"Didn't the patriarch of the lynx clan tell you already?" Ye Yue patted Ye Jiu's head——

"Since the need for profitability, it's fine if we don't make a profit in the early stage."

Only by putting a long line can you catch big fish.

……

Having said so much, this live broadcast is still going on.

Ye Jiu had a frowning face. It was the first time he knew that there were so many ways to sell a fruit. He is now in a state of not knowing...

【I don’t know how to shoot】

【I don’t know what to shoot】

【I don't know how to edit】

In the end, Ye Yue thought of a way for him, bought a video camera, and faced the field 24 hours a day, so that although the workload of post-editing would be huge, there would be a lot of corresponding materials, and he was still at the mercy of himself. For Ye Chen, whose position is not clear, it is a very good choice.

For this reason, Ye Jiu paid out of his own pocket and gave out two longan fruits to those who contributed the most to farming, such as Norman, so that they all grew hair on their heads.

This was suggested by Ye Yue, who said it was a kind of invisible advertisement.

At the beginning, the Juyan people were not quite used to the camera, but after growing their hair, they all wished to shake in front of the camera every day, letting the whole interstellar world know that they had hair, until they were warned by Ye Yue that in the future, Ye Chu would do A Sannong up owner, their behavior is really too fake.

Another strange one is Arthur. He ate the fruit Ye Qiu gave him on the night of the Harvest Festival, but like Fingel before him, he suddenly fell into a deep sleep and couldn't wake up no matter how much he shouted.

Ye Jiu was worried at first, and was about to send Arthur to the hospital, but Ye Yue stopped him. He said that Arthur's physique and abilities were quite special, and this was a normal phenomenon.

Seeing Arthur's hair growing out little by little even though he was sleeping, Ye Chen felt relieved and went to study the world with peace of mind. An introductory book for a businessman—

【Marketing】

After more than ten days, Ye Jiu made a preliminary introduction, figured out the concept of marketing and some simple cases, and then started to get started with simple marketing planning.

He was a businessman in his previous life, and some concepts only vaguely existed in his mind. Now that he has the guidance of modern theoretical knowledge, Ye Qiu, who gradually visualized the ideas in his mind, has made rapid progress.

He also gradually understood the plan of the patriarch of the lynx clan.

It's just that he is still not very good at video editing.

Ye Jiu was going to hire professionals, but Ye Yue stopped him, saying that there was a suitable candidate.

At this moment, Arthur woke up.

Ye Xiu and Ye Yue were eating, when they heard the door of the living room slamming, it was Arthur's extremely excited scream——

"Brother Ye, you are really my reborn parents!"

Ye Chen was distracted thinking about something, when he heard this, his hand shook, and he splashed the soup on Ye Yue's trouser leg.

Ye Yue: ...

Arthur didn't know how to wink at all, and kept showing off his long fiery red hair in excitement——

"I've decided! I won't cut my hair anymore!"

His hair has always been an eternal pain in his heart. He obviously showed signs of losing his head before he was middle-aged. He had no choice but to wear a hat, but the more stuffy his scalp was, the more his hair fell out, so he had to choose a bigger hat. ——

It's a vicious circle.

Now that the root cause has been resolved, Arthur almost wants to sing a song.

Ye Chu smiled flatteringly at Ye Yue, and quickly took a towel to wipe his trouser legs.

Ye Yue pressed Ye Jiu's hand that was gradually wiping away the key parts, her voice couldn't hear any emotion——

"You have nothing to do next?"

Arthur thought for a while, then nodded. He had already bought the last batch of medicinal materials, and the cultivation of lead silk grass was on the right track. He was completely relaxed now.

"Very good, I will give you a task." Ye Yue said.

Ye Jiu explained with an innocent face: "It's just that I took some video material recently, and I need a professional to edit it."

When Arthur heard it, his eyes lit up: "Brother Ye, are you finally going to take the self-media route?"

He patted his chest: "No problem, my minor is marketing, and editing some videos is no problem at all, by the way, how big is it?"

"Probably two T..." Ye Jiu blinked.

"......"

"Sorry to bother you!" Arthur wanted to slip away after finishing speaking.

Ye Jiu curled his lips: "Just now I said that they are your reborn parents, now Dad is not happy to ask you to do something."

Arthur looked back in disbelief: "What the hell have you been watching these days? You've learned badly!"

Ye Shu: a little bit

Arthur was heartbroken: "I also learned emoticons!"

Ye Yue grabbed Arthur by the collar: "Do it."

"Okay, okay, I'll do it, I'll do it..." Arthur raised his hands in surrender, and was driven to the small black room in despair, and he was not allowed to come out if he couldn't finish.

Fingal followed, walked up to Arthur and sniffed, then "meowed", and put a paw on his knee——

Come on big nephew.

.......

What's the hottest video right now?

It's not the dying style that is very popular recently, it's not a healing food, it's not the ghost next door, it's a natural life.

Perhaps it is difficult to see green now, and it is also difficult to eat pure natural vegetables or fruits.

Many people are used to holding a bottle of nutrient solution of various flavors after get off work, while watching a game and a good-looking up master, wearing clothes that are said to be from the past, with exquisite makeup, picked up from their homes. One by one, the so-called pure natural vegetables lived the life of the former people.

With the green vegetables, they can drink a bottle of durian-flavored nutrient solution in one go!

But today is destined to be an unusual day.

Arthur locked himself up for three days, and Baogan made a video. After Ye Yue and the patriarch of the lynx made a decision, Ye Jiu registered an account on the most popular "crackling" website and officially became a Sannong up host.

After submitting the video to the living area, after successfully passing the AI ​​review, Ye Jiu waited anxiously for half an hour, and the number of views finally jumped to 1.

"Is it because the video is not working, why is no one watching it?" Ye Jiu was a little worried.

Ye Yue squinted her eyes, and stroked Ye Chen's head with her big hand: "It's not about the video, it's just that it wasn't exposed in the early stage."

"How can there be exposure?" Ye Qiu asked stupidly. Although he learned a lot of new things in such a short time, it was still quite limited. For example, he didn't know that there was something in this world called credit players.

"Leave it to me." Ye Yue turned on the optical brain, logged into her account, and charged Ye Jiu [-] batteries at once.

This is the special tipping system of the website, a piece of battery is worth 100 credits, and Ye Yue directly poured 100 million into it.

So on the charging list, Ye Jiu directly airborne No.1, dumping No.2's [-] batteries.

After all, video is such a fast-selling thing, up owners live by the amount of playback, and it is rare to encounter someone who spends such a large amount of charging, even if it is for exposure, this is really too much.

For a moment, all eyes were on Ye Jiu's newly opened account with zero followers.

......

Liu Yang is an office worker, perhaps because he has Chinese blood in his body. He has an inexplicable obsession with farming, so he took a special exam for this and planted some ornamental small plants at home.

Although he also watched some so-called farming videos on the Internet, he was actually very disdainful in his heart——

Those UPs are all glamorously dressed. Although their techniques seem to be the same, their hands are smoother and smoother, and they don't look like real farming hands.

At first, he could still read it, but after a long time, he felt that it was too contrived, and it was the same after several times in a row, so he gave up and didn't log in to his account for a week.

But because of the inexplicable persistence in his bones, he sneaked onto the Internet with an unopened bottle of nutrient solution today.

After searching with keywords, he found a video. The owner of this video has not registered an account for half an hour, and he is a proper newcomer.

But the cover of the video immediately attracted him——

A three-meter-tall Juyan tribe held many potatoes in his arms, and smiled brightly at the camera. The joy of harvest rushed to his face, and he caught his sight firmly all at once.

Liu Yang couldn't help but click on it, and the first thing he saw was a lush green field, combined with the cover, he instantly understood that it was time to harvest.

Sure enough, in the next second, all the leaves withered in an instant, fell into the field, and disappeared.

Wait, it seems a little strange?Doesn't he remember potatoes like this?Maybe it's because of editing issues?

But it is also very strange in the back. Not only are the people of the Juyan tribe not in a hurry to pick, but several people cooperated to move out a large alloy plate that looks very hard.

What is this for?

Liu Yang looked confused, and then saw a strange wolf appearing.

It was dyed with colorful bangs, but this is not the strangest thing. When it came, all the people of the Juyan tribe retreated, leaving only one wolf in the field.

Immediately afterwards, it brushed its bangs with its paws, and compared its inseparable paws to the camera, as if showing off its flesh pads?

Immediately afterwards, it started roaring towards the empty field. This behavior was confusing, but soon, Liu Yang found that the video was shaking.

No, the whole field was shaking.

So with Liu Yang's bewildered expression on his face, potatoes burst out of the ground one by one, forming a big dragon, chasing after the wolf in an instant.

The wolf turned around and ran away, and the potatoes chased after him. A wolf and a group of potatoes began to circle around the field. At first, Liu Yang didn't understand why, but as the size of the potato group became larger and larger, He instantly understood——

This is to draw out all the potatoes!

"Wow~Wow! Meow~"

The wolf was running, and it still made a strange cry, but the group of giant rock people outside seemed to understand it——

Aww~ move a little to the left

Meow~ just move to the right

woof!just stand still

The wolf circled a few times, and after the group of potatoes stopped growing, it rushed towards the alloy plate, and made a sharp turn just as it was about to collide with it.

So the potatoes that couldn't stop the car bumped into one after another with a "rumble" and then fell to the ground, motionless——

It's like being dead.

One of them, the leader of the Juyan tribe, patted the wolf: "The next harvest will depend on you."

Wolf: "Meow~"

Liu Yang:? ? ? ? ? ?

He turned off the video, and couldn't help but torture himself, what did he just watch?

His mind was in a trance. This video overturned all Liu Yang's understanding of farming. He felt that his three views had been impacted.

Isn't farming generally a good time?What's wrong with this feeling of risking your life? ?

But when he saw that giant rock tribe just picked up a potato that smashed him to pieces, wiped it casually, put it in his mouth and took a bite, the crisp sound made Liu Yang's stomach growl.

Hell, he was hungry.

He drank the bottle of nutrient solution at once, but felt that it was still not enough, so he went to the box and took out another bottle.

It's just that this was his last bottle of nutrient solution, so Liu Yang placed another order by the way. When he came back with the cap in his mouth, the video had already been "hot", and the number of views and reposts was exploding.

One of the most popular comments almost expressed his and everyone's aspirations——

[@宝宝吃土不吃豆: How did this kind of video pass the review of the living area?Shouldn't you turn left and go to cast ghosts? 】

[How much hatred does this mother have for life to grow such sinful potatoes? ? ? 】

The reply with the most likes below is weak but firm——

【But it looks delicious...】

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