All the stars are waiting for me to grow fruit

"Who are you going to sell me to?"

As soon as these words came out, several star robbers hiding in the spaceship looked at each other in blank dismay.

One of them took out his optical brain and compared them carefully, then said weakly: "Boss, it seems that he is not this person."

This gang of star thieves are wandering star thieves. They are at the bottom of the star thieves. They haven't even been on the reward list. They usually take some business that is inconvenient for customers like this.

Change the place when you are done, referred to as shooting guns and changing guns.

This is the first time to receive business from nobles. Their leader is a middle-aged man with a blue striped headband on his head. Seeing this, a bad thought crossed his mind——

Could it be that they just ran into that nobleman who made good friends?

Yep, aristocratic relationships have always been intricate, you never know where they're going to pop up a relative.

If the other party didn't give them three times the price, and repeatedly assured that this person has no power and is easier to bully, they would never accept the order of the noble.

This time I'm afraid I kicked the iron board.

However, the leader of the star robbers was not too worried. He knew that no matter how dark their bones were, these nobles were definitely sanctimonious. At most, they would be handed over to the royal army.

In the absence of serious consequences, they will suffer a little in prison at most, and the people behind them will find a way to get them out.

At that time, you can also extort a mental damage fee.

So their leader admitted that he was quite a bachelor: "Sorry, we bothered you, and we will turn ourselves in."

"I wish you a pleasant journey~"

Su Yi:? ? ?

It's the first time I've seen a Star Bandit who asked to surrender himself. This is a fucking talent.

The leader of the star robbers is the best at observing words and expressions, and suddenly realized when he saw this: "You want to come by yourself, it's okay, which district do you want to report to? I have a phone number here, and the ones with the lowest rank are guaranteed to be the team leader."

Now that personal information is leaking so much, in fact, he even has private phone calls of knight commanders, but he should not make trouble for himself and his employer.

Su Yi: ...

He originally wanted to kill these embarrassing star thieves immediately, but he didn't want to anymore when he saw this, how much fun would be lost by killing them.

Su Yi casually took out a cigarette and lit it, and after a while he blew out a smoke ring: "Do you know who I am?"

The leader of the Star Pirates realized that this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember it. Su Yi sneered, and began to guide him——

"You open the star network, right... the reward list, the mercenary section, counting from top to bottom."

In fact, there is no need to count from top to bottom, those star robbers saw Su Yi at a glance——

His face was made into the opening screen pattern of the mercenary list on the webpage to celebrate his bounty exceeding 250 billion.

It also comes with 3D fireworks.

Star Thieves:  …

Kneel down.

"Okay." Su Yi was very dissatisfied, did he not come out for a long time?Why doesn't anyone know who he is?

Forget about the little earl who is a thief and a thief, these little people don't even recognize him. Thinking of this, Su Yi's mood became very bad. He crushed the cigarette butt with his fingertips, and exhaled the last jellyfish-shaped smoke lock up--

"Don't beg for mercy, it's useless, take off your clothes."

......

Shi Ming was woken up by the light brain in the middle of the night. Only Su Yi dared to do this kind of thing. His light brain was set to on-call mode by him. As long as it was a message from Su Yi, it would keep ringing if he didn't reply.

After pulling hard on the head that looked like a chicken coop, he turned on the light brain——

[Baby, I gave you some meeting gifts from netizens, hanging outside the planet, remember to receive them. 】

Damn it, Shi Ming raised his middle finger relying on Su Yi's absence, and the optical brain beeped again——

【If you dare to raise your middle finger sneakily, I will definitely let it go where it should go, including overnight. 】

Did this guy put a camera on him?

Shi Ming looked around like a thief, then put on his coat, and was about to call Abel, after all, the temperature of the universe is quite low.

As soon as he went downstairs, he saw that the reception room was still lit. He was stunned for a moment and found out that it was Ye Qiu and Ye Yue. He hesitated for a moment——

"What are you doing?"

There are more than a dozen plates of mycelium in front of Ye Chen, only half of which is in his mouth, the other half is not an illusion, but Shi Ming always feels that it seems to be glistening with water.

"You're here? We're discussing how to make the best mycelium."

Ye Jiu made the calculations, the taro and potatoes are considered a bumper harvest, and with these mycelia, it is enough for him to hold a small harvest festival.

So he planned to hold a small one in the territory after he finished attending the princess's coming-of-age ceremony. This was a custom in his previous life, and it was also a very important link to show the kindness of the slave owner.

Then the slaves would be better exploited by him...ah no, work.

"Really?" Shi Ming was a little skeptical, but he still walked over, just as he was already a little hungry.

There are seven or eight plates of mycelium in front of Ye Chen, some are grilled, salt-baked, spicy, cold, and oily. Just looking at them makes me want to eat.

Ye Yue has already pushed over the general spicy oil flavor.

Shi Ming picked up the chopsticks at the side, and picked up a handful——

The mycelium is gray-brown and very slender, and the chili oil is sliding down drop by drop, but it is very crisp when chewed, and the sound of "creaking" can be heard.

As soon as you bite down, the spicy oil explodes instantly, and the saliva in your mouth is secreted in an instant, followed by a very strong fragrance of mushrooms.

The chili oil is not spicy, but very fragrant, together with the rich mushroom flavor, the two are intertwined, giving the taste buds a full enjoyment.

Shi Ming swallowed the mycelium, and while the saliva was being secreted frantically, there was a sweetness in his mouth, which was the sweetness of the mycelium itself.

"Delicious!" Shi Ming picked up a large chopsticks and put them in his mouth to chew "crunch". The salt-baked ones only put a little salt, but with Lan Yan's skillful hands, the mycelium itself was completely stimulated. fresh and sweet.

"There are also mycelia on the market, but the taste is light, old and not chewy. Can you bring me some back? Or I can buy yours, and sell it by the gram."

He took another chopstick to roast the mycelium, and it was a completely different enjoyment: "You should let Lan Yan prepare it for me, others can't make this taste."

"No problem." Ye Jiu readily agreed. He has too many mycelia. This kind of food doesn't take up much space and doesn't weigh much, so he can't finish it.

As he spoke, he was a little puzzled: "Why are you here if you don't sleep?"

Yes, what is he here for?

Shi Ming ate without raising his head, a trace of bewilderment flashed across his eyes upon hearing this——

"Probably hungry."

......

In the end, the six unlucky ones were rescued by Abel who got up early to watch the surveillance. The six of them were strung together naked and tied to the outside of a small aircraft like candied haws.

blowing with the wind.

Coupled with being frozen all night, several people were rescued and wept with joy when they drank hot water.

And Ye Chen was sizing up the naked bodies of the people in front of him. The clothes of these people had been stripped down to only their big underpants, and a brown marker was used to draw a network pattern on their bodies, with words on them.

"Neck meat, eye meat, pork ribs, sirloin, hip and loin..." Ye Jiu read them one by one, then turned to ask Shi Ming——

"Is your brother sending me slaves or sending slaves to eat..."

Shi Ming shrugged: "You can stay if you want, and you can eat if you don't want to."

"Or it's good to make fertilizer."

All right, Ye Qiu reluctantly accepted this explanation, but he still disliked it very much——

"Your brother's handwriting is too ugly."

"He didn't write it, he forced us to write it!"

The star thieves finally couldn't help but collapsed. They were forced to take off their clothes by the man and asked them to write words like animals on each other's bodies, but now they are still despised by ugly words! ! !

"Woooooo..." One of the thinner ones cried on the spot, and he was the one who wrote the words that Ye Jie detested.

"Okay, okay." Ye Qiu was tired of crying, his eyes wandered around in the crowd, saw the big back, and waved to him——

"Big back, come here."

"What's the matter?" Da Beitou didn't dare to neglect, and ran up quickly.

Ye Jiu showed a smile uncharacteristically, and patted him on the shoulder affectionately——

"Recently, I have seen your performance. It is very good and worthy of praise, especially your dedication. In this regard, all slaves must learn from you."

"Really?" Dabeitou was flattered, what he heard most at home was how stupid and incompetent he was, and now he got such a high evaluation!

At this moment, Da Beitou forgot all the unhappiness between him and Ye Jiu before, and his face flushed with joy.

Ye Chen changed his voice: "So I have a task for you."

"These people are new, and the formalities have not been completed, so they cannot legally work for me for the time being."

"In the past few days, you will take them to familiarize themselves with the environment and pass on the spirit and culture of our territory to him."

Da Beitou was a little dazed after hearing this... He has been here for so long, why hasn't he heard of any culture and spirit?

In terms of culture, does bullying him count?

Wait, a light bulb in Dabei's head lit up, bullying him?

Ye Jiu was still saying: "You are all human beings, so you should have a common language, so I will leave these people to you."

The big back immediately stood at attention: "Don't worry Earl Ye, I will definitely complete the task successfully!"

Ye Chen nodded in satisfaction, and said coquettishly to Ye Yue, "Look at him, how successful the transformation is, he knows how to bring in new people."

Hazuki: "..."

He nodded against his will.

"Cut." Shi Ming couldn't understand the two of them, turned around and left, saying as he walked——

"Their formalities should be completed within a week, but these people were arrested near you. It should be someone who wants to retaliate against you. You should pay attention to it yourself."

Retaliate against me?Isn't there still someone?

There was a gleam of light in Ye Chen's eyes——

Retaliation → invite star robbers → star robbers → slaves → lack of manpower in the territory.

Ye Yue's sleeve was pulled, and when he lowered his head, he saw a pair of extremely bright eyes——

"You'll help me, won't you?"

What help?Are you helping your colleagues?

Ye Yue wanted to refuse very much, but he nodded his head in obedience to gravity.

His face was kissed again, and he silently turned his head——

As the biggest star bandit leader, he is always condemned by his conscience.

......

Dabeitou took six slaves to the place that changed his destiny, the longan fruit field.

The opportunity for them to come was very coincidental. Less than 2 minutes later, a longan fruit tree broke out of the ground, and it looked very irritable——

It hasn't hugged its own pillow for a month, huh!

The corner of Dabeitou's mouth couldn't help laughing, he couldn't pull it off, he turned around and looked at the star thieves who urgently needed to reshape their worldview——

"That's the tradition of our rookies."

He secretly added in his mind——

[What I have experienced, you all have to experience it again. 】

The author has something to say:

Big Back Head: Come on, let's hurt each other...

Star Thieves who have been drawn too much: We just want to know when the next wave of newcomers will come! ! !