My daughter-in-law is sleepwalking again

It was almost seven o'clock when the two came out of the piano room on the C floor.

Jin Yan didn't expect that this curly-haired elementary school kid, besides playing sneakers and meowing like cats, could play the piano well and sing very well.

Oh yes, the game is also a thief, it can be said that it is versatile.

"There's a good Haidilao at the gate of the school. Let's go there to eat. We'll eat whatever we want, so we'll be full." Lin Yu said, took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from his pocket, waved it in front of him, proudly, "I got a windfall today."

Jin Yan curled his lips into a smile: "Okay."

When he arrived at Haidilao, Lin Yu ordered a bunch of food, which couldn't fit on the table, so he asked the waiter to push a small cart over.

"Senior, eat, you're welcome." While talking, he mixed a bowl of dipping sauce for himself, and it was all red and spicy.

"I'll do it myself." Jin Yan said.

If he wants to eat, he will die in the toilet tomorrow.

Half an hour later, he looked helplessly at the little curly hair beside him with a red mouth and hot air that kept inhaling.

"Why do you force yourself to eat spicy food if you can't eat it?"

Lin Yu took a sip of mineral water and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's so cool!"

"Eat so much spicy food, beware of acne the next day."

After Jin Yan finished speaking, he saw him staring at him, and asked, "What's wrong?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the other party suddenly moved closer, and squinted his eyes to take a closer look at his face.

"Senior, you don't eat spicy food, maybe it's because you are afraid of getting acne, which will affect your image as a school grass?"

The two were so close that they could see the tiny fluff on Xiao Curly's face clearly.His skin is very good, except for the mole on the tip of his nose, not to mention acne, he doesn't even have a freckle.

Before he could speak, Lin Yu backed away from him, and said with a smile: "That's really a pity. I never had acne since I was a child, and I won't get it no matter how much spicy I eat."

Jin Yan: "Eating too much chili is easy to get stomach problems."

The latter waved his hand and said indifferently: "It's okay, my stomach has always been fine."

"Easy to get hemorrhoids."

"..."

Lin Yu was taken aback, had nothing to say, and gave him a guilty look.

"I just have one or two once in a while, really."

Jin Yan held back his smile, and let out a sullen "hmm".

The phone rang, took it out to have a look, and Zheng Wei sent him a WeChat message.

Smelly guy Zheng Wei: [Scumbag] How is the hot pot?Did Lin Miaomiao confess to you?

Jin Yan glanced at the little curly hair who started pouring water crazily again, and replied with the corners of his lips curled up: Confess your fart, can your mind be any dirtier?The relationship between the two of us is very pure.

Bad fart guy Zheng Wei: [Heh bah] [Crazy contempt] Pure to go to your dormitory in the middle of the night to brush your sneakers?Still learn to meow, meow meow?

He sent an emoticon package of "fucking eggs", and ignored him again.

"Senior, did you hear a cat meowing when you slept last night?"

Jin Yan paused.

Here we go, do you want to start explaining?But there seems to be something wrong with this opening statement.

"The students who live in the dormitory next door to me said that they heard cats meowing for more than half an hour in the middle of the night, and everyone fell asleep. The sound was so clear that it sounded scary."

He turned his head to look, just in time to see Lin Yu shivering, he didn't know whether he was frightened or frozen.

"It's not scary, it's just a little milk cat."

Lin Yu stared: "Is it the cat raised by the senior?"

Jin Yan observed him carefully for a while, and it didn't look like he was lying at all.

There are only two possibilities. First, if you have good acting skills, you can win the little gold medal.Second, they are completely unaware of what they are doing. Isn't this the legendary sleepwalking?

"No, my friend, I went back."

"Oh."

He glanced at Little Curly, and felt that it was necessary to inquire about the news with Old Liu.

At any rate, the "victim" must be given justice, and he must not be wronged in vain.

"Senior, do you want to play a few games together at night?" Lin Yu asked him when he walked to the door of the dormitory.

"can."

"Okay, see you in the game!"

As a lay-win player, Jin Yan can be said to be very good. "One operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the record is zero bar five." He is right.

After the whole game, if you don't give away more than ten heads, you will be sorry for his reputation as a "vegetable chicken".

Only a super god like Lin Yu can lead him.

"Are you still here?" Lin Yu asked excitedly through the receiver.

Jin Yan watched his credit score drop to more than 80, and pursed his lower lip.

He is suspended!

"It's too late, you have military training tomorrow, go to bed early."

"That's fine, good night senior."

"Ah."

After getting off the king, he turned on the computer and logged into the account of "Ask the Immortal".

In the afternoon, his brother sent a message, saying that there was a small bug in the private chat program of "Ask the Immortal", and asked him to take a look at it when he had time.

As soon as he logged in, a group of people added him as friends, and the world became much cleaner after clicking reject.

"Ding ~"

[No. [-] Show in the World]: [Meow Rolling] Scumbag, is the hot pot delicious?

[No. [-] Sword in the World]: Get lost.

[No. [-] Sao in the World]: [Drooling] Let's play a dungeon, you open the back door for me, I'm not greedy, just make a show of purple, let's not mention the hot pot, okay? ?

[No. [-] Sword in the World]: Get lost.

You don't need to try it anymore, just sent a few private chats with Zheng Wei to see the problem.

The emoji he sent was seriously stuck, he typed a few lines of code, and just after sending it to his brother, he was pulled into the team by No. [-] Sao.

[Holding Brother Jian's thigh]: [Crazy licking the screen] [Kneeling] Brother Jian, give me some luck! !

[Jiangge leg pendant]: [kneeling][kneeling]

[No. [-] show in the world]: [Please] [Please]

[The dragon roars and meows~]: ... Do I want to hug my thigh too?

[No. [-] Sword in the World]: Don't pay attention to them.

[No. [-] Sao in the World]: The evil dragon's operation is very coquettish, and with Brother Jian's luck, today's seabed dungeon will definitely be able to burst into supernatural power!

[Dragon Roaring Meow~]: [Meow Scratching Head] Hey, my level is just average.

Seeing this so-so, Jin Yan thought of Little Curly, if he hadn't read his homepage in advance, he would have almost believed in Little Curly!

He withdrew right after the end of the seabed. I don't know if Shenwu exploded or not, but he was shown off by the evil dragon's coquettish manipulation.

Little curly hair's hand speed and awareness, if he plays this game, he must be at the level of a big boss.

Jin Yan clicked on WeChat and took a look. Lin Yu's cat-mouthed sunflower profile picture was too magical, so he couldn't help but click into his circle of friends to have a look.

[Smiling] [Smiling] I just finished washing and found that I lost 100 yuan. I was full of joy in the afternoon and invited my senior to have a meal. I'm afraid I'm not a fool...

Jin Yan couldn't help laughing out loud.

[touching head] It's okay, I'll treat you next time.

he replied.

Little Curly really likes cats. After looking at them all the way, the photos of cats occupy more than half of the Moments.

"Ding ~"

Liang Yingying: Jin Yan, don't forget to come to the rehearsal in the large classroom in Building C tomorrow afternoon.

Jin Yan frowned.

Liang Yingying was his cousin, the kind who couldn't beat her.He is arrogant, vain, and sold his information by relying on a little relationship with him.

It annoys me when I see this girl.

Doing so many disgusting things and still dangling his face in front of him.

Who gave her the courage?Liang Jingru?

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