My daughter-in-law is sleepwalking again

"Brother, I've finished washing what, then I'll go back first, so I won't bother you to watch..." Lin Yu blushed and coughed, "It's the movie."

After speaking, he rubbed against the base of the wall and walked out, and was stopped by Jin Yan just two steps away.

He looked back at his brother with evasive eyes.

Jin Yan looked at him for a while, admiring him like a kitten, with a frightened and uneasy expression on his face, and then said with a smile, "I forgot my phone."

Lin Yu was stunned, turned around and grabbed the mobile phone on the table, turned around and ran away.

After the person left, Jin Yan frowned and slid the phone away again.

Su Mei's coquettish panting voice and harmonious hand-to-hand combat scenes made him very irritated.

He paused, and deleted the video as if nothing had happened.

He pretended to be decent, but the slightly trembling fingers and the red tips of his ears betrayed him.

He frowned, clicked on Wenjie's WeChat and typed a line: If you send me this kind of video in the future, don't even think about shooting any more.

After distributing the phone, I threw it on the bed and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Lin Yu has just finished washing, and the heat inside has not dissipated, and there is a layer of water vapor on the mirror.

As soon as he opened the door, he turned around and saw a line of small characters written on it.

He laughed, raised his hand and added a few words, took a picture of the two lines of words with his mobile phone, and sent them to the silly cat at the opposite door.

. :[picture]

. : [touch head] Have a good rest, good night

In the dormitory opposite, Lin Yu was lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, looking at the picture his brother just sent with flushed cheeks.

A stick figure cat is drawn on the top, and "I like you" is written on the bottom.

A puppy was drawn next to the cat, with the same words written underneath, and a small heart was drawn between the two little animals.

"Is this a dog? The painting is too ugly." He kept the photo while complaining.

It was past one o'clock, but he didn't feel sleepy. He played back the discordant voice he heard in his brother's dormitory over and over again in his mind.

What does his brother see that for?Did he find out on purpose, or was it accidental?Are you implying something to yourself?

Thinking of this, he blushed even more.

Men have needs, he understands, and he really wants to get closer between the two of them.But...but he won't, I heard it hurts the first time...

He frowned, took out his phone and went to Baidu.

[Do boys feel pain for the first time]

The ones found were boys and girls.

He pursed his lips, moved his fingers, deleted and re-entered.

[What should a boy do with a boy, will it hurt?]

He looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find any useful information until the end.

"Why are they all boys and girls?"

He frowned, thought twice, and ran the post bar to post anonymously.

【Help】

Landlord: What do boys do with boys?Will it hurt the first time?

Sure enough, netizens are omnipotent, and someone responded as soon as he finished posting.

He held the phone and stared at it very seriously, with a serious expression of humility and studious.

Floor 1: Boys vs. boys?do/love?What kind of disgusting thing is the landlord, the two men are farts, go to hell!Isn't it good to live in the gutter honestly, you have to come out and pollute people's eyes!

2nd Floor: What's wrong upstairs, what's wrong with being gay?The mouth is babbling, did you just eat Xiang, it stinks so much!Touch the landlord, don't bother with this kind of spicy chicken, how should you answer this question, it will be a bit painful for the first time, but as long as the preparation is done in the early stage, it should be fine.Landlord Come on, I support you!By the way, is the landlord attacking or receiving?

3rd Floor: Emmm, I can answer this question for you!The first time my husband and I were in pain!He is a beast who only cares about his own comfort and does not care about my life or death. I lay on the bed for three whole days before I could get out of bed! !

4th floor: For the 3rd floor, let me ask you, are you comfortable?It hurts the first time, unless you are gifted! !Don't be cowardly, the landlord, just straight up, not false!

5th floor: I am the 3rd floor, the question of the 4th floor...it is really comfortable!Pain and happiness [狗头]

……

Floor 52: No, I have a lot of movies. How many steps can I borrow from you?

Floor 53: Those upstairs, can I borrow a step to speak!

Floor 54: Brother 52, my roommate said she wants to be healthy! !

……

In less than 10 minutes after posting, there were dozens of replies, some of which were particularly offensive. When he saw the first reply, his heart trembled and he was very sad. He wanted to delete the post, but someone came out to support him. he.

A lot of people scold him, but more people support him. The more he looks at it, the more he feels that there are still many good people in the world, but there are all kinds of replies, some say it hurts, some say it doesn’t hurt, and some say it hurts or not. Just know.

The back is like a wild horse that has taken off its stiffness. All the people in the water are looking for pictures, and few of them answer the questions seriously.

He pursed his lips, stared at the nickname on the 52nd floor for a while, and then clicked on the homepage to look at it. He was really a movie seller!

[Big thick and long 18×] The spiritual food that men need most, guest officer, are you sure you don't want one?

It is very rare that this post has not been deleted until now.

he thought.

Lin Yu hesitated for a while, clicked on the private chat and crossed it out, clicked on it and crossed it out, back and forth several times, closed his eyes and typed "I want to buy a movie" and sent it.

Maybe his post just now brought traffic to the other party, and the little boss's attitude is surprisingly good.

Big, thick and long 18×: See who I squatted to, the original poster! !

Lin Yu's hands trembled.

Anonymous: How do you know I am the landlord?

Big thick and long 18×: None of this is important, the important thing is, I don't want your money!

After the other party finished speaking, he passed a few files over, and Lin Yu clicked the download with a learning attitude.

Anonymous: thank you

Big thick and long 18×: Thank you, everyone is receiving, helping each other~

Anonymous: Ah, can I ask a question?

Big thick and long 18×: Tell me, I know everything!

Lin Yu tried his best to overcome the embarrassment, typed a few words and sent it out: How long have you been with your boyfriend, what?

Big thick long second reply: I went to bed on the first day after confirming the relationship. He said that he was very skilled, but the result was terrible!Let me tell you, you must not be like me. You must watch a few more movies beforehand to prepare well, otherwise you will be the one who suffers!

So that's why you sell the film?In order not to let the majority of compatriots suffer from it?He complained.

"Ding dong~"

After downloading, he thanked the person, put on the earphones, and after double-checking that the sound would not go off, he carefully clicked on the first folder.

Everything in the plot was normal. Two boys in school uniforms sat together to review their homework, and occasionally said a few digressions.

Lin Yu didn't dare to relax, he held his breath and continued to watch.

Two minutes later, the style of the painting changed suddenly. The two friendly classmates were discussing the topic one second ago, but they just met each other, and the next second they kissed without warning!

He blinked, looking at the inseparable hug and kiss in the video, and the two who were kissing and taking off, his face was speechless.

Kiss as soon as you say kiss, is it so hasty?

He frowned and continued to look down.

Five minutes later, the strong man began to prepare for the reception.

Lin Yu's eyelids twitched, and he endured the discomfort and continued to look down.

It was another 5 minutes, paralyzed on the bed and unable to move, the strong man went into battle with a gun, and got to the point.

Lin Yu's chrysanthemum tightened and his heart trembled. After hearing the boy's subdued exclamation, he immediately turned off the video.

His face was so hot that he got out of bed and poured a glass of water. When he came back, he saw the mobile phone he had thrown by the bedside. He pursed his mouth and quickly deleted all the messy things.

When I was sleeping at night, there was a storm in my mind, and I couldn't help but think about the scene of the two fighting, and it was brought into it automatically after thinking about it.

He lay on the bed with his brother, kissed each other, and then made sauces and sauces, tossed and turned several times, finally stopped, his brother picked him up, changed the venue and continued to work on his pile driver!

In the dream, he was dazed and talked a lot in his sleep. When he opened his eyes the next day, he saw his brother standing in front of his bed. Before he could react, he subconsciously shrank back and said aggrievedly, "Brother, No more."

Jin Yan was taken aback, "Why don't you want it?"

Lin Yu's eyelids twitched and he pinched himself. Only then did he realize that he was not dreaming!

The dormitory door is locked, how did his brother get in?

He swallowed his saliva and pulled out a smile, "Brother, how did you get in?"

"Your door is unlocked." Jin Yan frowned, what's wrong with Lin Miaomiao, what's the matter with the expression of seeing a scourge?

"Oh, I went to bed too early yesterday, I forgot." He faltered, not daring to meet Jin Yan's eyes.

I watched that kind of thing last night, and in my dream I dragged people into a fight for [-] rounds. This morning, the righteous master appeared in front of me. He hasn't reacted yet, and there is no way to talk to his brother calmly! !

Brother, I beg you, go away!

Jin Yan didn't know what he was thinking, he thought that this silly cat kicked the quilt again in the middle of the night and caught himself a cold.

He reached out to touch the other person's forehead, but just as he raised his hand, he didn't even touch a hair. Like a frightened rabbit, Lin Miaomiao sat up from the bed and said, "I'm going to wash up." ", and ran to the bathroom as if escaping with slippers on.

Jin Yan frowned.

Is it possible that this silly cat is still ashamed of what happened yesterday?

He went to the bathroom and knocked on the door. There was a rustle inside, and Lin Miaomiao said vaguely, "Brother, what's the matter?"

"I really don't know about the movie, I just clicked on it accidentally, and I didn't watch it."

No wonder!

After Lin Yu left yesterday, he warned Wen Jie righteously not to post this kind of garbage that is not nutritious and affects people's physical and mental health. After lying down for 5 minutes, he silently deleted the things he just deleted Downloaded it back.

Watching it at two o'clock in the morning with a blank expression on his earphones.

Lin Yu didn't know. He thought his brother was so upright, but he was lucky, so he was not ashamed to look at such things behind his back!What a shame!

"Brother, I'm really fine." He washed his face, and silently looked down at himself in the mirror, whose cheeks were flushed like a monkey's butt, "I was in a hurry to pee just now, and I wanted to go to the toilet."

Jin Yan: "...well, after you wash up, let's go down to have breakfast together."

"understood!"

Jin Yan has already decided that their cat is too shy, what are the two of them doing now, they just watch a movie, and they dare not even let him see each other in person, what should they do when the real sword is played in the future?

No, he had to boil the cat in warm water to let him get used to it in advance.

As for how to cook, he remembered that there seemed to be quite a few tutorials in his two cp bars.

Thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone, logged into [Yanyu cp bar], pursed his lips and began to look carefully.

The author has something to say: big, thick and long 18×: refreshing, a must-have movie for home and travel!Won't the guest officer come with a set?