My daughter-in-law is sleepwalking again

After the professional class, Zheng Wei asked Jin Yan on the way back to the dormitory: "Yanzi, are you really not going to participate in this week's chicken eating competition?"

Jin Yan lacked interest: "I won't participate."

"Okay, I can only find Cheng Zi." Zheng Wei sighed.

While queuing up to buy food in the cafeteria, Jin Yan was stopped by a few girls again, wanting to confess his love to him.

Zheng Wei looked hot, put on a pose that he thought was cool, and winked at a few girls: "Your senior Jin already has a sweetheart, but Senior Zheng hasn't, do you want to try to hook up?"

"excuse me!"

The girls bowed deeply and ran away.

Zheng Wei glanced at him, curled his lips and said: "Hey, I have no vision. Some people, although they are handsome, don't feel sorry for each other at all. I am different. I am not only handsome, but also a warm man. loss~"

"It's more than warm, 360 degrees without dead angle heat dissipation, and without the central air conditioner, you will glow and heat." Jin Yan teased expressionlessly.

"Fuck! Just hello, a refrigerator, Lin Miaomiao is with you every day, sooner or later you will freeze me into a little silly cat!"

Thinking of last night, classmate Lin Miaomiao seriously accused the driver of selling him out, Jin Yan twitched his lips and laughed.

Without him freezing, the cat would have been silly.

"Student, please make way." Someone spoke from behind.

The two made way, one left and one right.

"Air conditioner? Which comrade is so bold, dare to turn on the air conditioner in the dormitory?" Zheng Wei stared at the two people carrying the air conditioner in front of him, rubbed his chin and gloated, "Wait to be deducted points, such a high-power electrical appliance, this This comrade is very courageous, dare to challenge the authority of the dormitory uncle."

Jin Yan frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

After climbing to the fourth floor, he saw Lin Miaomiao and the two people carrying the air conditioner standing at the door of his dormitory, staring at each other. Zheng Wei was taken aback, looked at his friends and nodded and said: "I was just thinking about that comrade sand sculpture. Who, it turned out to be you."

"Brother, these two people are looking for you." Lin Yu said, "Have you bought an air conditioner?"

Jin Yan: "It's not me, my brother bought it."

It's been two days, and he thought his brother had forgotten about it.

"Are you Jin Yan's classmate? A customer ordered an air conditioner in our store and asked us to deliver it here." The man said, "By the way, there are still some electrical appliances at the back, and they will be delivered later. "

Jin Yan frowned.

With his brother doing this, his popularity in the school will be raised to another level.

There was a row of people standing in the corridor to join in the fun, small groups of three or four huddled together and whispered, and many held up their mobile phones to take pictures.

"It's good to have money. You can live in a single dormitory and use all kinds of electrical appliances, and you don't have to worry about being deducted points."

"What do you know, Lao Liu is pointing at him to win glory for our school, of course he has to offer it like an offering to our ancestors."

"Didn't you just win a few broken prizes, and hang your face all day long, looking down on who?"

Jin Yan was too lazy to talk to them.

Lin Yu was very angry, and didn't understand how his brother was so calm: "brother, are you not angry when they say that about you?"

"Why are you angry? They are jealous because they know that I am better than them."

Lin Yu looked at him hesitantly: brother, although I really don't want to admit it, but what you said really deserves a beating.

Zheng Wei gave him a thumbs up: Brother, this is a good pretend.

"Yanzi, there's no one else in your dormitory." Zheng Wei walked around his dormitory and said with a playful smile, "It just so happens that I have no money in my card, so let me take a hot bath today."

Jin Yan rejected him expressionlessly: "No way."

Seeing Lin Miaomiao looking at him obediently when he turned around, his tone turned 180 degrees: "You can use the air conditioner and water heater as you like."

The latter's eyes lit up: "Hee hee, thank you brother!"

Zheng Wei: ...

All I know is that you and Lin Miaomiao were true love before, and meeting me was purely accidental! !

"Brother, the registration deadline for the peace elite competition the day after tomorrow, you really don't want to participate?" Lin Yu asked.

"Do you want to participate?"

The latter looked at him expectantly: "I want to be with you!"

Without hesitation, Jin Yan said, "Then sign up for me, too."

"Okay!" Lin Miaomiao took out her mobile phone and happily registered their names.

Zheng Wei: wtf? ? ?

Don't you say that you are not going, not participating, and not interested?Why did Lin Miaomiao change her mind with just one sentence? !

Oh, scumbag!

"Brother, have you downloaded the game? I haven't played it for a long time, let's play a few games later to practice."

"Wait a minute, I'll download the game."

Jin Yan, who downloaded it in less than two hours yesterday and uninstalled it, took out his phone without changing his face, and clicked into the app store.

Zheng Wei who was left on the sidelines: ...well, I'm just redundant, why don't I go away!

"Brother, I'm starting."

"it is good."

Lin Yu chose a rainforest map with many guns and weapons, and started the game.

You can find a gun in any house on this map. He picked up an M416 as soon as he landed. After searching three rooms, he was short of a gun stock, and the configuration was complete.

Looking back, his brother is holding the S1897, and he is fighting a man-machine...

Classmate Lin Miaomiao took a deep breath and faced with a smile: The teammates I chose, no matter how good I am, I must stick to it!

He stood behind the wall without moving, and when his brother finally got the man-machine down, he jumped out and boasted freely: "Brother, you killed someone? That's amazing, I didn't kill any of them!"

Jin Yan, who was beaten to death by a man-machine: "...speak well."

Lin Miaomiao smiled at him: "It's okay, just be more wretched, and I will take you to eat chicken!"

"it is good."

Lin Miaomiao did what he said, and as the man who gave silently behind the scenes, Jin Yan, who fell to the ground three times and was pulled three times, said that he had no psychological burden at all.

Because their family cat is too strong, and his strength does not allow him to feel inferior!

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Peace Elite is one of the hottest mobile game competitions in the past two years. The first time the competition was held, it attracted a lot of people and strangers. It was brushed down.

Zheng Wei and Wang Cheng did not make it to the semi-finals.

As a member of the foot-picking gang, under the leadership of their family, Lin Miaomiao, Jin Yan passed the primary election with ease, and lay down all the way to the top fifty finals.

At that time, the finals will be broadcast live on the Internet, presenting the whole process of the competition in front of the audience without reservation.

"Brother, don't worry, they won't recognize you." In the rest room, Lin Yu put on the sunglasses and mask he had prepared in advance for Jin Yan, "I just communicated with the producer that you are participating in the competition with an illness. It’s understandable to be like this.”

Jin Yan, who was wrapped tightly, was relieved in his heart, but he didn't care about it: "You can see it when you see it."

Lin Miaomiao looked serious: "No!"

It's all his fault that he didn't understand the situation clearly in advance. If he knew that the finals would be broadcast live on the whole network and would show his face, he wouldn't force his brother to participate.

His brother is handsome and outstanding, he is usually so low-key, wouldn't people all over the country know about this live broadcast?

The group of girls in school can't handle it, how can I have time to deal with the Internet?

The corners of Jin Yan's mouth rose, his cat was always thinking of him, and he must not hold back!

Half an hour later, the bullet screen exploded in the official live broadcast room, and the screen was full of special effect bullet screens, completely covering the live broadcast——

"Fuck me! Is contestant No. 23 a sand sculpture? The teammates said that there is someone there, and they fucked their ass up. They pulled you three times in the first half an hour. Do you still have any points?"

"Fuck! If I don't know how to play, I will!"

"My God, how did this guy get past the primaries?"

"In terms of the importance of selection to teammates, the 24th brought a father to play! It's the kind of hemiplegia!"

"It's all because Xiaosheng is uneducated, just say I'm good at the world!"

"Just one word, teammates are awesome!"

"666, teammates are really awesome!"

……

Jin Yan didn't know that he was scolded bloody by the people all over the country. He hid in the room holding the M416 that Lin Yu gave him, and watched closely the movements of the enemies ahead through the six-fold mirror.

"Brother, don't move, don't shoot, I'll go find you after I've settled this!"

As Lin Yu said, he took out the gun from the bag and threw it over. He turned into the opposite room through the smoke, and shot a "da da da da" and successfully killed one person.

"He's the only teammate left, we'll win if we kill this!" He said excitedly, filling up his form.

Jin Yan paused, and glanced at the upper left corner, there was only one person left.

He opened the double scope calmly and calmly, pointed the muzzle of the gun at the person in the auspicious suit who was about to throw the bomb out, and pressed the bullet on the phone with his lips pursed.

"Good luck, eat chicken tonight!"

"The game is over, the champion of this division has been created!"

The bullet screen at this time is like this -

"Damn it! Absolutely, the 23rd will aim at the 7th for a long time. If he wants to shoot early, won't the game be over!"

"Maybe I'm fascinated by Miss No. 7's beauty..."

"Number 24 is really awesome! By the way, number 24 is a bit cute, 23333, mom, don't worry, I'm a straight man of steel!! I won't be fascinated by beauty!"

"I know number 24, he is our class favorite!"

After the whole game, the combination of this rookie and the master is completely popular.

The rotten girls with strong combat effectiveness relied on the short dialogue between the 23rd and 24th released by the official, and made up an emotional drama in their brains, and a group of CP fans turned out.

The soft and cute cutie swears to the death to protect the disabled boyfriend. What a beautiful love story this is!

CP fans affectionately called the "Three Worlds" group on the Internet, begging them to send candy.

The two parties were eating hot pot in the store to celebrate, without knowing it.

"Brother, are you going home on October [-]?" Lin Yu drools and took a few deep breaths, "You are a local, right?"

Jin Yan raised his head, and his eyes stayed on Lin Miaomiao's red mouth for a few seconds: "Go home, how about you?"

"I'll come back too. My mother was nagging me two days ago to let me go home on eleven."

"City H?"

"Brother, how do you know?"

"I belong to the student union. I saw it when you recorded your student status." Jin Yan said in his heart when Zheng Wei was asked to go to your class to inquire.

"That's it." Lin Yu nodded, a little puzzled.

Isn't his brother from the discipline inspection department? Why is he still in charge of the student files?

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