Sao Nian, draw your knife!

Zhou Dang put on his earphones and lay on a chair with a glass of wolfberry water in his arms, looking like an old man at the door of his hometown.

The right leg resting on the left leg trembles to the rhythm of a slang ditty, ignoring the plaster rolling on the trousers from a fight scene, which seems to be the case at first glance.After Qi Fang finished filming the scene, seeing the old god Zhou Dang was there, he couldn't hold back an orange and hit him directly in the chest.

"Thank you." Zhou Dang raised his eyelids, peeled the oranges and put them in his mouth one by one.

The sun was setting and the sky was filled with blood red. Zhou Dang squinted his eyes to see the sunset and saw the mottled tree shadows above his head. After watching enough, he moved his eyes to Qi Fang, and found that this man was grinning and pressing his shoulders.

"Are you OK?"

"It's okay." He didn't know what time Xu Shixian left. When Qi Fang woke up, his left shoulder felt like it had been dismantled and reassembled.

"I just kicked your elbow hard? Did it hit your shoulder?"

"How is it possible, you are not Iron Man."

"..."

Qi Fang sat down and leaned back on the chair. As soon as the back of the chair touched his shoulders, he immediately held his shoulders and bounced up, breathing in pain.

"Did you sleepwalk and hit the wall last night? Go get a massage, these two days are all about playing and be careful."

"I'll ask for leave this afternoon to go to the hospital."

"so serious?"

Zhou Dang got up and went behind Qi Fang and stretched out his hand to take off his clothes. Qi Fang stretched out his right hand and pushed him back, yelling while pushing, "It's too much, there are no hooligans in broad daylight."

Zhou Dang raised his hand and gave him a shudder, "Screw you."

"Hahaha, I'm fine."

"Remember to go to the hospital this afternoon."

"understood."

Qi Fang threw another orange to Zhou Dang. His way of expressing his favor was very simple, that is, to give someone an orange.Qi Fang loves to eat oranges the most. He set a record of eating thirty oranges a day before. When he woke up the next day, his face was sallow, and his roommates were shocked and pushed him to the school infirmary. They asked him because he ate too many oranges...

"The little girl is afraid of you..."

The little girl in Qi Fang's mouth is a young actor in the crew, playing the role of the autistic child who witnessed the perverted face. The little girl's two braids are up and down with her bouncing body. After looking at Zhou Dang, she looked up. Legs run away.

Zhou Dang was helpless and frustrated, "Can you blame me?"

It's the screenwriter's fault that he plays a pervert in the play. The director occasionally thinks that he is not fierce enough and even helps him into the play himself.

"Don't blame you, who do you blame? It's not because you are ugly!"

"..."

How does one sing a song, "Today I'm going to tell you a sad story. I believe everyone will understand after listening to it. Why are you rejected by the lion man? It's not because you are not good-looking. Why? You will be rejected by the Pisces man, and it is not because you are not good-looking..."

Heart pierced, kicking the boat of friendship with one foot, breaking the friendship between brothers for many years!

Zhou Dang folded his ponytail and told the assistant to go first with his things in his arms, bent down and patted the dirt on his pants, the dirt marks on the dirty places couldn't be patted off, Zhou Dang didn't pat at all, and planned to change his clothes and go back.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Change clothes."

"Why worry, can't we drink tea and raise fish? It's so boring to go back and lie on the bed."

"It's boring to be single, but I'm not. I went to facetime and see you back."

"Your uncle!" Qi Fang kicked Zhou Dang's back, what about a single dog, a single dog should be proud of contributing to a harmonious socialist society, okay?

I haven't seen Zhang Ming's face for several days, so of course I should seize all the time I can use to make video calls.

Zhou Dang ordered a potato flour takeaway for himself, and chatted with his lover while eating.

"Why is your complexion not so good? Do you have a stomachache again? I told you that lunch and dinner can't be handled. I can't do you order takeaway. So does your assistant. How can I order lunch for you at noon every day? No consideration was given to the health of the boss..."

Zhou Dang didn't eat any rice, and concentrated on counting down Zhang Ming and the people around him, which was unreliable.

Zhang Ming bent down and hugged something on his lap, obediently listened to Zhou's spitting lesson, and nodded from time to time to cooperate with his boyfriend.

"Finished?"

"Let's talk about the rest!"

"Success, then I'll show you my son."

???

When did the two unmarried old men have a son?Who was born? !

Zhang Ming hugged the snow-white kitten to the desk for a second, and stared at it for a second, then tapped on the screen of the mobile phone, "My cat! Where did you get it? Our son is so beautiful! Have you named him yet? "

"No, get up."

"If she is so white, she should be called Snow White."

"Can you take a break and say that this is a son and a male, are you stupid?"

Have you seen how powerful the cat is? The boyfriend who is obedient and obedient dares to hate him...

"Snowball!"

"pass off."

"Oreo!"

"Continue to pass."

"Ramen, it's called ramen! Then pass the hanging video!"

Is Zhang Ming the one who will succumb to such a naked/naked threat? !

"Ramen, don't dislike the name your mother gave you."

The kitten meowed twice, rubbed its head under Zhang Ming's palm and lay down very clingy, Zhang Ming smiled and smoothed its fur, Zhou Dang's heart on the other end of the video almost melted.

"What kind of ramen is it? Shandong lion?"

"Turkish Angola, is it beautiful?"

"Different pupils are beautiful," the kitten's eyes are bright yellow and sapphire blue, very beautiful, "but it's too small, I'm afraid I can't take good care of it..."

"Then what size do you want? The Maine kind? Eye-to-eye contact with it in the middle of the night won't scare you to death when you grow up. My son is the prettiest! I don't accept objections!"

"That's right, it's your son, the universe invincible thunderbolt explosion handsome cat, that's fine."

"of course."

What's the matter with this kind of old father's sense of sight?

"Are you busy at work recently? I saw you replying to messages very late two days ago."

"Well, I'm done with my work. I have time to bring my son back today." Busy with divestment and re-planning, to appease the directors, these few days at the company I can't take care of eating and I'm on tiptoe.

"I'm almost done, and I'm trying to go home early."

Zhang Ming leaned close to the phone screen and kissed in the air, "My son and I will wait for you at home."

Zhou Dang doesn't like to wait for others and being waited on by others, but today he enjoys the feeling of being waited on for the first time, waiting for him at home, this day is very happy.

The author has something to say:

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Other people's family is called Mrs. xx, but our family is actually Mrs. and Mrs. Cat!

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I went to see Operation Red Sea yesterday. This movie really lost in the filming and promotion.Shoutout to the little angels!This movie's box office counterattack is what it should be, and the Lunar New Year file is the best in my heart!optimal! (Roaring with life...) I couldn't hold back a decent movie review all night. After all, it's more reliable to see the professional commentary on the naked battleship equipment. The most poignant point for me is Tong Li feeding stones and eating sugar and snipers Help the observer overcome the psychological pressure and the calmness and professionalism of the new sniper himself.The blood was surging throughout the whole process, and I have already thought about my career in the next life hahahahaha

Call Red Sea, call Zhang Yi, Huang Jingyu, Jiang Luxia! !