Sao Nian, draw your knife!

"After two rounds of fighting for Qi Fang, we finally entered the third round."

"I really want to interview Qi Fang before the start of the next game."

"What are you going to interview?"

"How does it feel to be contested?"

The two hosts sang together, Qi Fang pretended to be in thought for a second and replied: "I feel that I am unexpectedly popular."

The audience roared with laughter, and the girl in the pink hat in the first row boldly shouted, "The man is so charming!"

Qi Fang waved his hands in horror, "No, no, at most a thousand fans."

"Then I'm a fan of ten people at most."

Yanzi mercilessly exposed Lao Qi's fantasy, "Where did you get ten people?!"

"I don't even have ten people?!"

"No."

"Forget it, I still have you at least."

"Sorry, I love Zhou Dang."

Inexplicably caught by the cue, Zhou Dang was abducted by the hostess with a dazed expression on his face.

"Come back! There is a third link!"

Swallow cooperated with the steps given by Lao Qi to send Zhou Dang back to the original team, and winked at him mischievously at the end. The effect of this show was created, and Zhou Dang, who participated in a variety show for the first time, was almost unable to resist.

"Welcome everyone to the scene of our third session."

The third session was changed to the small hall next to it where the artificial pool had already been set up. Although the water session was mentioned during the rehearsal in the afternoon, the actual operation was much more difficult than imagined.

It is an air mattress that can accommodate one person sitting cross-legged, and can paddle to the opposite side of the pool with both hands without the help of external force and tools.

Zhou Dang rowed his hands for 2 minutes, and the water surface rippled layer by layer. However, the air mattress did not move at all.He tried really hard but the result was hopeless.

Seeing that Zhao Cheng had already set off, Liu Yingying jumped up and shouted, "Brother Zhou, don't skate at the same time, look at Zhao Cheng!"

Zhou Dang glanced at Zhao Cheng, and changed to paddling with left and right hands alternately, but it was late to grasp the trick. Seeing that the gap between Zhao Cheng and Zhao Cheng was widening, Zhou Dang simply jumped into the water when the opponent reached out to touch the shore Swim to the shore, relying on the air mattress and hands to paddle to the shore.

"One point for the "Who is the Murderer" team!"

"Zhou Dang, did you simply give up?"

Zhou Dang took the towel and wiped his face, "When your skills are inferior to others, you should be willing to gamble and admit defeat."

"Who will the two teams play in the next game?"

Qi Fang and Xu Tiantian looked at each other with the potential to be the one who is the best, and the whistle sounded. The two set off at the same time and tried their best to win. The water splashed all over each other. Amid the cheers of their teammates, they finally won Xu Yitian won the game by a narrow margin.

"Wa~ It's a tie and it's the crucial round of the final victory. Has the "Youth" team decided which goddess will play?"

Zhou Zhiqing whispered a few words in Liu Yingying's ear, Liu Yingying nodded and rolled up her sleeves, "Me."

Since ancient times, the fight between women has been more beautiful, and the scheming of the palace is endless. If you are one foot taller, I will move the wall by one foot. You dig the wall inside, and I will build bricks and live cement outside.

When Liu Yingying was about to overtake her, Zhao Linglong grabbed Liu Yingying's paddling hand and splashed water on her body playfully.

For variety shows, the effect is the most important, as the saying goes, funny is the main game, supplemented by games.This kind of show treats the audience seriously, and they will find it boring and lack a sense of variety. If they encounter those who do not follow the rules and are dragged by others, they will really feel angry.Zhou Dang sweated for the upright Liu Yingying. If she wanted to say something outright, she would be crushed into scum by Ms. Zhao's fans every minute. Being an artist is the easiest way to experience cyber violence.

Of course Liu Yingying is angry, but she is not a fool, if her words and deeds are magnified by the opponent's fans, she will be crippled.

While pouring water on Zhao Linglong's air mattress as a counterattack, she controlled her balance, and when Zhao Linglong pushed hard, Liu Yingying took advantage of the momentum and fell into the water.

She can't win this game, and she can't win.

Liu Yingying was sent ashore by the staff, and Zhou Dang unfolded a large bath towel to wrap her around, "Are you all right?"

"It's okay." Liu Yingying wiped her face with a towel, subconsciously looking at where she fell into the water.

"Qi Fang discuss with his teammates who to choose?"

Qi Fang replied without thinking, "Zhou Dang."

"I have to give a friendly reminder that from now on Zhou Dang will participate in the final session as a member of the "Who Is the Murderer" team. Zhou Dang can't let the water go."

Zhou Dang raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "I will try my best."

Zhou Dang has only played you draw on the computer, I guess, and he is in the wild abstract style. Now he has to use his body to gesture words. He may be discovered the essence of the game black hole.

What's more, the last round of testing tacit understanding, the rules for exchanging teammates is simply a bug.

"You draw, I guess, the cumulative score is used, and the scores of the two groups are added together to win."

"The team that won the last round comes first. Who do you want to send to the first round?"

"Brother Cheng and I will come first."

"The person in charge of gestures came to me to face the question board, are you ready?"

"Ready."

"120 seconds countdown, start!"

Qi Fang turned off the microphone and leaned against Zhou Dang's ear and asked, "How many do you think we can match?"

"Two can't be more."

"Whether you don't have confidence in yourself or look down on me, I don't think it's a big problem."

Zhou Dang looked at him with the eyes of "caring for narcissistic patients", "Oh, then you work hard."

"Exert the tacit understanding of our slutty combination!"

"Excuse me, do we know each other well?" Whoever is loose with you, let you loose with potato skins.

"Cohabitation for four years at least." One hundred years of cultivation can cross the same boat, and one thousand years of cultivation can make one sleep together. How much fate is there for living together for four years? You must have twisted your head in the previous life.

"Then he's sleeping together!!" Zhou Dang scolded through gritted teeth, the shamelessness of not seeing someone for many days increased linearly.

"A word difference is not a big problem."

"..." God's fucking problem is not big.

"Zhou Dang, maybe this occasion is not suitable, I still want to apologize to you. I'm sorry for what happened four years ago. I made a particularly shameless decision. You can completely treat me as a friend, but I have always regarded you and me as friends." Ji Qingsong is a brother. I haven’t seen you or Lao Ji for the past few years, it’s because I feel fucking disgusting myself, I don’t have any high-sounding reasons to excuse myself, I’m purely for money..."

"Shut up!" Zhou Dang glanced at the host and the guests sitting aside, and turned his head to the other side to indicate that he didn't want to listen anymore.

There are so many people at the scene, if you are accidentally caught by sharp-eyed people, it will inevitably be moved to the Internet and magnified. Isn't this occasion "inappropriate" or quite inappropriate, okay Qi idiot.

"Now the score between the two teams is 3:4. Come on, Yingdi Qi and Zhou Dang, let's see if you can get an extra point for your team."

Qi Fang turned his back to the question board and smiled at Zhou Dang, he was full of confidence.

The first word, smell the chicken and dance.Zhou Dang pointed to his ears, made a gesture like a chicken, put his five fingers together and bent against his nose to act as a chicken beak, and then opened and closed to make dancing movements. To be honest, he thought he interpreted this word quite well.

"Smell the chicken and dance."

The second word, reversing.Zhou Dang held the non-existent steering wheel with both hands, looked to the side, the steering wheel turned two and a half times and then turned back, Qi Fang understood in seconds.

"Reverse."

"It's still worth buying pearls."

……

"Who's the murderer?"

Ten words, all correct, the scene boiled.

This guy is cheating, right? The last word, Zhou Dang, pointed at him and pointed at his teammates, so you guessed it?

"This is too tacit understanding." Yanzi covered her forehead in disbelief.

Xu Yitian made a gesture, "Do we still need to play? Can you just send us to the punishment room?"

"The guest who played this session the most in history, said, did the director give you spoilers in advance?"

The director lying on the gun covered his mouth and smiled, and Zhou Dang cooperated to capture the director's position, "I'll treat you to dinner later."

"It's a very tacit understanding. Let me interview the two of you. Did you cooperate like this when you played games when you were in college?"

Qi Fang put his arm on Zhou Dang's shoulders, "In college, Zhou Dang was a strategist, and I was an actionist. The two of our classmates who fit together couldn't catch us."

"I'm a little envious of this feeling..."

Zhou Dang's face twitched with laughter, are you envious?Send you off.

Xu Yitian and Liu Yingying tried to save some points, but in the end it was difficult to surpass Qi Fang's group, so the three of them enjoyed the punishment of being thrown into the pool once.

At the end of the show, Qi Fang and Zhao Linglong sang a solo, and the others left the stage first.

Zhou Dang trotted back to the dressing room first, took off his shoes to check the rubbed red spots on his heels, every step on the stage hurt so much that he wanted to curse.

"Brother Zhou, what's the matter?"

"Mengmeng, do you have a Band-Aid?"

"Yes, yes." Zou Meng opened the small bag she was carrying, which contained not only Band-Aids but also iodophor cotton balls.

"You still carry this with you?"

"That's right, you boys are careless. In case of bumps and bumps, you can deal with them urgently. If it is serious, I can only call 120 for you."

"Let me do it."

"Brother Zhou, can you give me some value as an assistant!"

Zou Meng rubbed his wounds while thinking that Zhou Dang didn't bother him about everything. This unstoppable accusation forced Zhou Dang to withdraw his hand. At first, Sister Ai pointed out a girl as his assistant, and he I feel that many places are inconvenient, and I don't want to bother a girl to run around, but I ignore that this is Zou Meng's job.

Liu Yingying walked in and slumped on the chair, not moving.

"What's wrong?"

"Brother Zhou, I feel bad." Liu Yingying bit her lower lip, with tears in her eyes.

"I don't know how to comfort people." There was nothing he could do in this situation.

"I really want to push back, but I dare not..."

The two little assistants who had been waiting in the dressing room looked at them blankly. Zhou Dang put on his shoes and stood up, touched Liu Yingying's head, and said, "The bitch has her own way."

"But God can't take so many bitches."

"Uh..." This answer was very sharp, "Then let's try our best to conquer Wu in the next three thousand years."

"Yeah!" Liu Yingying sniffed and stretched out her hands to cheer herself up.

Qi Fang pushed the door open and came in, "Zhou Dang, let's have a meal together."

Zhou Dang put his hands in his coat pockets and said indifferently, "I'm sorry, I'm rushing home."

Xiao Chai who followed close behind closed the door, Qi Fang didn't feel annoyed when he lost face in front of so many people, approached Zhou Dang and asked him with a smile, "Are you really busy, or do you just think I'm disgusting?"