The "wild" traveler of "room wear"

"Not all vampires are afraid of sunlight, if we can find a way to prevent them from being harmed by sunlight..." Severus's potions master's brain turned quickly, "Sunshine...sunshine... .solar damage...if it can be defended with potions..."

He spoke faster and faster, and there were a few gleams of excitement in his eyes!

Ma Rui was distracted, and opened his mouth to say,

"Sunscreen?"

As soon as this remark came out, the respected lord blue-robed wizard immediately received six 囧囧 divine gazes!Severus glared at Mari, still not turning the corner from his defense against the solar.Merope, who once knew a little about Muggle skin care products in the Fox Mall for ordinary people, was stunned for a second and understood Marui's "true meaning"!

"The kind that you put on your skin to prevent sunburn. . . skin care product?"

She tactfully omitted the word ordinary people. . . . . .

Mister must be just thinking of another way to use potions!Yes, that's right!Apply to skin!How can such a wise gentleman think that skin care products that even ordinary people will get sunburned after applying them can help vampires whose skin is extremely sensitive to light?

How many coats would it take for that to work! ! ! ?

Merope calmly withdrew the unreliable but unexpectedly true association in his heart.

"Hehe..." Ma Rui was so embarrassed.

"Yes, I mean, in addition to internal medicine, it can also be applied!"

Well, while it's highly unlikely that sunscreen will save a vampire, many vampires seem to be able to risk a walk in the sun simply by wearing thick clothing, not even fabric that is completely opaque. . . . . .this. . . . . .If that's the case, it's not so implausible that sunscreen works, does it?

The more Ma Rui thought about it, the more crooked he became, and finally he had to shake his head silently in the bottom of his heart, instilling a series of time-traveling novels that his cousin had given him. The next second, Severus in the scientist or potion master mode finally said,

"Making plasters is also a solution, but compared to oral potions, this method is obviously too troublesome. But the internal magic cycle of vampires is different from ours. The idea of ​​external application may be easier to operate, and we can try it at the same time. In this way, the chief should figure out the difference between the two vampires..."

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Professor Severus successfully withdrew the topic that was almost misled by Marui back to the study of potions. He analyzed the theoretical assumptions [-], [-], and [-] of why vampires burn when they see the sun from the perspective of a potion master. .Everyone listened with gusto.Little Tom even took out a pen and took notes.Marui also raised the question of burning point from a chemical point of view. Everyone seriously re-analyzed the conjecture of "sunscreen", which made Marui think for a second that the style of "seminar" where the views of wizards and ordinary people collided was true. A little strange!

(Author: Are you really an ordinary person?

Mary: . . . . . . )

In the end, everyone came to a preliminary conclusion that the vampires in the Twilight world and the HP world are probably two very different species.

"If there is a chance, we'd better go back to the vampire plane again, and we must collect some samples." Severus frowned slightly, and then quickly expanded, "It is necessary to avoid the Space-Time Administration."

Marui looked at Severus with a serious face, somehow he thought of the human experiment, ah no, it was "vampire body experiment", but as the "employee" of the house master, he was still busy digesting the lake water at home Medium-energy employers filed applications for stowaway (crossed out) tourism.

Ma Rui: So what, Mr. House, are you interested in trying the dark energy of the vampire plane again?

Mr. House: Very good, as a foodie, we must have this great spirit of traveling half time and space for a little snack!!!>o
Mary: . . . . . . .

In any case, he nodded to the members of the seminar.

"Mr. House may be able to take us back secretly."

Severus is overjoyed!Decided to stay up all night making boiled Felicia!

When Merope thought of the cosmetics he bought in the Muggle store, he also nodded and smiled with satisfaction!

Little Tom hesitated between going to the north with his elf friend to play with the ranger and "exploring" the "new" plane, and expressed that he could postpone the trip to the north.

So everyone was satisfied and returned to their home in Middle-earth.

***

It was night and everything was quiet, and there was a quiet darkness in the valley, and a group of fireflies floated around shiningly.

Ma Rui was lying on the bed alone. Looking out of the window, he happened to catch a glimpse of two moon idiots dancing with each other. *.

"A couple" Moon Crazy Beasts.

He got up from the bed, walked through the tulle curtains fluttering in the night wind, and walked to the window, and saw a smaller silver-white unicorn beside the unicorn that had been stationed in his garden long ago. Unicorns, the moonlight is looming, two unicorns stick their unicorns together intimately, the bigger one gets up and lazily glances at the window, and then the two unicorns disappear into the oak forest.

Marui was still surprised, how did these magical creatures from the ancient times of the hp world appear on the territory of the middle-earth plane where the house is located?

But when he caught a glimpse of the unicorn's bright, pure eyes, he immediately put his surprise behind him.

This feeling of being "shown love" in an instant. . .

Well!Sure enough, escaping is useless!

Ma Rui exhaled slowly towards the window, and finally "connected" with the great and hardworking "Mr. House".

"Yuan Fang, what do you think about what the old man from the Ministry of Magic said?"

Mr. Fangfang launched a "line of sight" wave called "helpless" at Ma Rui.The translation is: What do you say?Now, what do you want to escape from?

Ma Rui felt chilled when he was "watched" by it!

"So, my previous body really...?"

Mr. House watched the "employee" silently for a while, not understanding at all why human beings are so obsessed with physiological impulses that can only consume energy.The silence made Ma Rui shiver involuntarily.

"Hmm!" After a while, Mr. Fang gave a short answer.

Ma Rui's heart sank,

"Then how did my current body come about?"

There is no way, human beings are a kind of strange animals, especially males, who clearly know that there is nothing to show off about "sex|desire", but once it is missing, they still cannot let it go completely. . .

In particular, how did I not realize it before?

Marui pondered inwardly.

Mr. House thinks that he fully understands the "inferiority" of the species of employees, but the racial characteristics of "lower creatures" such as "reproductive worship" cannot be blamed on his employees (yes, in the eyes of the great Mr. House, human beings are low-level creatures ), and it graciously replied,

"Reconstituted with the energy that came out of nowhere that night."

Mr. Fang Zi praised himself in his heart, I really am one of the top ten good employers! ! !

Ma Rui ignored the weird emotions coming from Mr. House.only way,

"Suddenly appeared? Was it the night you first crossed?"

He suddenly thought of the Space-Time Management Bureau's explanation of the "Golden Finger" of the wild traveler, the ability produced by the mutation of space-time energy. . . . . .

"Ok!"

The answer is still simple.

I seldom recalled the former house, Mr. remembered that extraordinary night.

At that time, it woke up from a deep sleep and "smelled" the smell of food for a long time, so it rushed out of the universe while half asleep, and rushed to space. Under the great attachment to food, it survived with a broken body. Breaking through time and space, I took a bite of Xiangpengpeng's food!

At that time, Mr. House didn't notice that there was a fragile human in his body, so when it ate up the food, the human also became a pool of blood under the turbulent time and space energy. . .

(Bloodwater Marui:...)

Hey, who said that human beings are such fragile creatures!

The house gentleman sighed without sincerity.

Although it ate a little that day, it still stumbled weakly in time and space, thinking that it would be forced to sleep again!But at this moment, a lot of strange green gas suddenly flew out of a small green bottle in the corridor on the second floor of its body. Roasted, it becomes extra sweet and nutritious!

Mr. House immediately absorbed them into the body, only to find that this thing could not be absorbed and digested at all!

Until now, as long as it recalls that moment, it has a feeling of gloom.

It's delicious, but you can't eat it!It can't be digested, but it's still delicious!

This is simply cheating! ! !

So the desperate Mr. House had no choice but to "spit" out the green gas, but the gas happened to touch Ma Rui, who was already in a puddle of blood, and turned into a human-shaped entity in the end!

At that time, Mr. House said "Huh?", and shot, the body made of green mist was no different from the human body, but the energy was purer!

But then, it discovered that human beings emit a kind of mutated green energy, and this energy can be absorbed!Not only that, after absorbing it, it actually felt that its energy and spirit had improved a lot! ! !

Mr. House is so happy!Human beings say it well, this is called "there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and the bow of the boat and the bridge are naturally straight"!It immediately started to eat, and repaired the broken doors and windows in one go, but after that, the green energy stopped coming out! ! !

Outrageous!

It actually does not come out! ! !

(Personal form Marui: Huhuhu~~~)

Mr. House was in a hurry. He studied the newly grown body of a fragile human being over and over again, and finally found that this person still had a temporary contract with him for three years!

So the extremely clever Mr. House had an idea, it injected its own energy into the fragile human body, signed a contract with the fragile human being with a vague contract spell in memory, and accepted the first baby since waking up. employees.

What?You said that during this process, the employee's newly grown body could not bear the "burden" of the contract and collapsed again. After waiting for a long time, it could not condense. In the end, Mr. House had to imitate some kind of high-energy humanoid creature that he had seen before and use green light again. Blu-ray condensed one?

There is no need to mention such trivial matters! ! !

(Marui: ... looking at you with blood on his face!)

The key point is that the smart house master completely owns the right to use green energy by signing a formal contract with its employees. Not only does its own body and spirit have been repaired, but its appetite has also become extraordinarily good.

So it gnawed and gnawed, gnawed and gnawed, and then gnawed and gnawed, gnawed and gnawed, the main body of the small villa was restored in this way, the combination of blue light and green light became stronger, even those in the garden and in the woods Dead plants also grow back!

Mr. House is greatly encouraged!It continued to gnaw and gnaw, gnaw and gnaw, until it couldn't move anymore, blah blah, so the house gentleman fell to the ground and arrived at a new plane, a place with a black cloak and a small wooden stick where the air is very sweet noodle!

Now that I think about it, it seems that not too long has passed. The great house gentleman has continued to grow in the battle, and step by step has acquired the strength that is not lost to the past!

It’s rare for Mr. House to express emotion. It actually seldom recalls the past, but seeing that the stupid human employee is still worrying about his new body, although he is a little impatient, he still “kneads” the past memories. "Kneading", stuffed in the brains of employees in groups.

In this way, Ma Rui, who had just reluctantly accepted that her initial passion had collapsed, finally understood the "truth".

Uh, that mutated green energy, isn't it really Fengyoujing?

Hehe, hehe. . . . . .

As a result, a gust of wind blew by, and the clouds that blocked the moonlight finally dispersed, and the truth sprinkled down like moonlight, firmly covering Ma Rui's face. . . . . .

Hehehehe. . . . . .What made up my new body was actually mutated Fengyoujing. . . . . .Hehehe. . .Hehehe. . .

Not long after, the clouds outside the window thickened again, and there was a patter of raindrops.

No, it's not all a body composed of mutated essential oils, and the energy of Mr. House is also mixed in it.If the first body could still be close to that of a human being, the later body, Mr. House who reshaped his body, did not follow the structure of a human body at all! ! !

That book, isn't it the god who was previously called a "high-energy humanoid creature" by Mr. Fang! ! !

Ok!

Ma Rui took several deep breaths, and finally calmed down!

Nothing too surprising, is it?

Isn't it just a body formed by the mutation of Fengyoujing?Isn't it just a body constructed by a non-human creature (Mr. House) combined with its own abilities according to the model of God?Isn't it, isn't it just a little shallower? ? ?

So what, sex is the same as love, it is just a chemical reaction, the amount of hormones, now the nature of the body has changed, and the secretion of hormones will naturally change, referred to as endocrine disorders, nothing surprising!

. . . . . .

fall! ! !

"Then can I return to normal?"

"What's abnormal?" Mr. House rarely said a long sentence.

Mary: . . . . . .

So the night passed. . . . . .