Su Shen is immortal and swears not to become a Buddha!
Chapter 4 Raid!The 8th blade, Sal Apollo!
No matter how unhappy I am, it is indeed a fact that I was tricked by the God of Mary Sue, and it is an irreversible fact.When Peixue said that my eyes were of different colors, I knew deeply in my heart that in this world, I was doomed to spend my miserable days with such a hideous appearance...
Fortunately, the body given to me by the God of Marysu is suitable for living in this world except for the appearance that does not meet my requirements... For example... When I am safe and sound without taking in water for two days, I I finally understand that I have become as inhuman as those Marysues...
What a sad fact... But even though my body is no longer human, my heart still belongs to the earthlings!
"Ah! You are stupid! You were clearly hiding here just now!" Peixue yelled at me.
I lazily picked my ears, squinted at him, and looked like a ruffian: "Ah... do you have any evidence to prove that I was there just now?"
"You!" Peixue jumped up and down angrily: "It's too much! You actually used the ringing wheel as a cheating method to hide and seek!"
"Sorry, my name is Shunpo." Although it is the same thing, Shunpo sounds better than Hibiki no matter what.
"You admitted! You admitted that you cheated!"
"Ah... so what if you admit it?" I blew off the earwax on my fingertips and smiled slightly: "Go and sue me~"
Everyday life is so boring... so boring that I want to use Shunpo to play peek-a-boo with them...
Suddenly, there was an urge to rush into Xuye Palace, grab Lan Ran from the throne, slap him twice, and curse "CNM".
In this way... Maybe I can be freed right away...
Lady Nilu has always maintained her cute child appearance, but I really want to see her become an adult...
Nilu, who is full of scumbags like that, is the goddess in my heart...
I really want to rub her boobs when she's an adult. I never said anything...
I silently picked up Nilu-sama, put her on my shoulders, and then carried her to race against Pexue and Dongde Chaka.
Because of the ability of Shunpo, every time I am about to be overtaken, I can go far away in one breath, and then use my two legs to run forward slowly.
This kind of obviously unfair race, because I have Nilu-sama on my shoulder, so Peixue and Dongde Chaka didn't dare to say anything at all. Seeing Nilu-sama so happy, they also acquiesced to my cheating.
In fact, I have never felt guilty about my cheating behavior.After all... I am a person who agrees with rational use of resources [picking nose].
But... When will this kind of day end... TAT
"How the Steel Was Tempered" protagonist Paul Korchagin said:
The most precious thing for man is life.It is given to us only once.A person's life should be spent like this: When he looks back on the past, he will not regret for wasting his years, nor be ashamed of doing nothing.In this way, when he was dying, he could say: "I have dedicated my whole life and all my energy to the most magnificent cause-struggling for the liberation of mankind."
……
……
And according to the current situation, when I die in this world, I will definitely regret for wasting my life and be ashamed of doing nothing!On my deathbed, shall I say, "I have dedicated my whole life and all my energies to the most magnificent cause—to fight for Lady Nell's hide-and-seek cause"? !
……
……
Can't! ! ! ! ! ! 【Throwing the table】
This is a nightmare! ! ! !Hong Guoguo's nightmare! ! ! !
If it's a dream, wake up the fuck up! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
God damn Mary Sue, what are you trying to do by throwing me into the virtual circle? !Why don't you throw me in Seireitei? You have to throw me in a place where dogs don't shit and birds don't lay eggs! ! ! ! !
In addition to going to the Void Night Palace to develop other plots, what else can I do in this vast desert other than playing hide-and-seek with Lady Nilu? !
Aren't you forcing me to commit suicide in Xuye Palace? !
Yes, suicide!A waste like me who only knows Shunpo enters the Xuye Palace and dies, doesn't he die! ! ! ! ! !
Either he was hacked to death by Tosen shouting "I am justice", or he was stabbed to death by Yinzi with a smile "stretch, sharp gun", or he was stabbed to death by Grimmjow drinking "Stay out of the way, trash" And die, or be turned into dust by Uluchiola who said "Those who trespass in the night palace without permission will be killed without mercy"...
Perhaps Uluchiola's death method is the least painful...
Ahhhhh!no!Thinking has begun to distort!Come back soon! ! ! !
I shook my head vigorously.
"What's the matter with you, Tassel?" Sensei Nilu noticed my strangeness and asked with concern.
The name "Tassel" was improvised when I was pressed for questioning. In fact, the full name is "Mary Sue in Exile".
But I didn't tell them the full name.
Fortunately, they didn't ask me what my surname is, because when it comes to tassels, I think of the heroine "White Liusu" in Zhang Ailing's novel...well, I'm getting too far.
"It's nothing." I put Lady Nilu down and smiled, "I'm just a little tired."
"Then let's have a rest!" Nilu thoughtfully pulled me to sit on a small sandbag.
I sat down silently, looking quietly at the dead branches in the distance.
Nilu glanced at me, then shrunk her little knees sullenly.Two small hands hugged the calf, and the chin rested on the knee.
"Hey, Tassel..." Nilu said softly, "If you have something you want to do, just do it."
I was startled.
Withdrawing his gaze, he looked down at Nilu.
"Master Nilu..."
"Liusu, you really want to go into the Xuye Palace, I see you always look in that direction..."
Me: "..." ==||||||
No... I didn't look in that direction because I wanted to go in...
I was wondering if there is any other way to get out of this situation besides going in there and looking for death...
Looking at Nilu's sincere face, I can only sigh.
"It's so boring to play peek-a-boo with you every day except playing hide-and-seek", I can't say it at all.
Only Lady Nilu, I don't want to hurt her.
"I don't want to go into the Void Night Palace at all, so Nilu doesn't need to worry too much." I stroked Nilu's hair.
Until now, I still dare not hold Nilu's little hand or touch her little face casually, only dare to touch her hair.
Lady Nilu's position in my heart is too lofty, even if I become a child, I can't just blaspheme it casually.
"But aren't you unhappy?" Nilu looked like she was about to cry.
"I'm not unhappy. Meeting Nilu-sama is the happiest thing in my life." I smiled lightly.
It seems that as long as I'm not facing a man, I can speak such nasty lines fluently.
So I'm really not suitable to be the god damn Mary Sue!
"tassel……"
Nilu pursed her mouth, grabbed my skirt with her small hands, and snuggled her soft body into my arms.I suddenly became stiff and dared not move, let alone hug Nilu back like a virgin.
All right!I'm sure again that I'm not fit to be a Mary Sue!If it was Mary Sue, at this time, she would definitely take the opportunity to hug Lady Nilu, coax her well, and then take Lady Nilu's heart for her own use!
But I'm not Mary Sue!So for the Lord Nilu whom I adore, I can only freeze!
Those who hug the gods are blasphemy, blasphemy!
When Peixue and Dongde Chaka arrived, they saw our state, and their expressions changed drastically.They rushed over yelling, and I could only look at them innocently. The only thing I could do was to put my hands up in a gesture of surrender, trying to show them that I didn't do anything frivolous to Lady Nilu!
"Idiot! Take Master Nilu out of there!" Peixue shouted loudly.
When I heard clearly what Peixue was shouting, I felt a chill in my heart, and before I had time to think about it, I picked up Nilu-sama and performed the Shunpo that I have been practicing for these days, and suddenly moved tens of meters.
Yet it was too late.
A flower bone flower appeared at the position where I teleported, and suddenly opened its petals, trying to suck me and Nilu into it.
When I saw that flower, I felt bad. No matter how I think about this color of piranha, only the pervert No.80 Saber Apollo would have it!
"Depend on!"
I have never been a genius. Although I have been using Shunpo these days, it is only for playing games after all, and I have not undergone any strict training. In the case of Shunpo, I instinctively threw Master Nilu in my hand towards Peixue, and the flower took the opportunity to suck my legs, and the huge suction quickly sucked half of my body in. .
Master Nilu was caught by Peixue who arrived later, she stretched out her hands towards me with tears in her eyes, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Tassel!"
I didn't have time to respond to her, I just struggled to climb out of the flower.But my arm strength is not comparable to the suction power of flowers, except for Shunbu Shenma.After struggling for less than a second, my whole body was sucked in...
Damn...why did I carry it like that...I was stabbed to the core when I came to Xuquan. It's only been a few days...I was caught by that pervert Sal Apollo again...
How am I going to die this time...
This time... Lady Nilu won't be able to save me anymore...
Master Nilu...
I huddled in the flower bone, and the smell secreted by the flower gradually became thicker, and I was so smoked that my eyebrows were heavy and my eyes were crisp. Soon, my consciousness broke...
Fortunately, the body given to me by the God of Marysu is suitable for living in this world except for the appearance that does not meet my requirements... For example... When I am safe and sound without taking in water for two days, I I finally understand that I have become as inhuman as those Marysues...
What a sad fact... But even though my body is no longer human, my heart still belongs to the earthlings!
"Ah! You are stupid! You were clearly hiding here just now!" Peixue yelled at me.
I lazily picked my ears, squinted at him, and looked like a ruffian: "Ah... do you have any evidence to prove that I was there just now?"
"You!" Peixue jumped up and down angrily: "It's too much! You actually used the ringing wheel as a cheating method to hide and seek!"
"Sorry, my name is Shunpo." Although it is the same thing, Shunpo sounds better than Hibiki no matter what.
"You admitted! You admitted that you cheated!"
"Ah... so what if you admit it?" I blew off the earwax on my fingertips and smiled slightly: "Go and sue me~"
Everyday life is so boring... so boring that I want to use Shunpo to play peek-a-boo with them...
Suddenly, there was an urge to rush into Xuye Palace, grab Lan Ran from the throne, slap him twice, and curse "CNM".
In this way... Maybe I can be freed right away...
Lady Nilu has always maintained her cute child appearance, but I really want to see her become an adult...
Nilu, who is full of scumbags like that, is the goddess in my heart...
I really want to rub her boobs when she's an adult. I never said anything...
I silently picked up Nilu-sama, put her on my shoulders, and then carried her to race against Pexue and Dongde Chaka.
Because of the ability of Shunpo, every time I am about to be overtaken, I can go far away in one breath, and then use my two legs to run forward slowly.
This kind of obviously unfair race, because I have Nilu-sama on my shoulder, so Peixue and Dongde Chaka didn't dare to say anything at all. Seeing Nilu-sama so happy, they also acquiesced to my cheating.
In fact, I have never felt guilty about my cheating behavior.After all... I am a person who agrees with rational use of resources [picking nose].
But... When will this kind of day end... TAT
"How the Steel Was Tempered" protagonist Paul Korchagin said:
The most precious thing for man is life.It is given to us only once.A person's life should be spent like this: When he looks back on the past, he will not regret for wasting his years, nor be ashamed of doing nothing.In this way, when he was dying, he could say: "I have dedicated my whole life and all my energy to the most magnificent cause-struggling for the liberation of mankind."
……
……
And according to the current situation, when I die in this world, I will definitely regret for wasting my life and be ashamed of doing nothing!On my deathbed, shall I say, "I have dedicated my whole life and all my energies to the most magnificent cause—to fight for Lady Nell's hide-and-seek cause"? !
……
……
Can't! ! ! ! ! ! 【Throwing the table】
This is a nightmare! ! ! !Hong Guoguo's nightmare! ! ! !
If it's a dream, wake up the fuck up! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
God damn Mary Sue, what are you trying to do by throwing me into the virtual circle? !Why don't you throw me in Seireitei? You have to throw me in a place where dogs don't shit and birds don't lay eggs! ! ! ! !
In addition to going to the Void Night Palace to develop other plots, what else can I do in this vast desert other than playing hide-and-seek with Lady Nilu? !
Aren't you forcing me to commit suicide in Xuye Palace? !
Yes, suicide!A waste like me who only knows Shunpo enters the Xuye Palace and dies, doesn't he die! ! ! ! ! !
Either he was hacked to death by Tosen shouting "I am justice", or he was stabbed to death by Yinzi with a smile "stretch, sharp gun", or he was stabbed to death by Grimmjow drinking "Stay out of the way, trash" And die, or be turned into dust by Uluchiola who said "Those who trespass in the night palace without permission will be killed without mercy"...
Perhaps Uluchiola's death method is the least painful...
Ahhhhh!no!Thinking has begun to distort!Come back soon! ! ! !
I shook my head vigorously.
"What's the matter with you, Tassel?" Sensei Nilu noticed my strangeness and asked with concern.
The name "Tassel" was improvised when I was pressed for questioning. In fact, the full name is "Mary Sue in Exile".
But I didn't tell them the full name.
Fortunately, they didn't ask me what my surname is, because when it comes to tassels, I think of the heroine "White Liusu" in Zhang Ailing's novel...well, I'm getting too far.
"It's nothing." I put Lady Nilu down and smiled, "I'm just a little tired."
"Then let's have a rest!" Nilu thoughtfully pulled me to sit on a small sandbag.
I sat down silently, looking quietly at the dead branches in the distance.
Nilu glanced at me, then shrunk her little knees sullenly.Two small hands hugged the calf, and the chin rested on the knee.
"Hey, Tassel..." Nilu said softly, "If you have something you want to do, just do it."
I was startled.
Withdrawing his gaze, he looked down at Nilu.
"Master Nilu..."
"Liusu, you really want to go into the Xuye Palace, I see you always look in that direction..."
Me: "..." ==||||||
No... I didn't look in that direction because I wanted to go in...
I was wondering if there is any other way to get out of this situation besides going in there and looking for death...
Looking at Nilu's sincere face, I can only sigh.
"It's so boring to play peek-a-boo with you every day except playing hide-and-seek", I can't say it at all.
Only Lady Nilu, I don't want to hurt her.
"I don't want to go into the Void Night Palace at all, so Nilu doesn't need to worry too much." I stroked Nilu's hair.
Until now, I still dare not hold Nilu's little hand or touch her little face casually, only dare to touch her hair.
Lady Nilu's position in my heart is too lofty, even if I become a child, I can't just blaspheme it casually.
"But aren't you unhappy?" Nilu looked like she was about to cry.
"I'm not unhappy. Meeting Nilu-sama is the happiest thing in my life." I smiled lightly.
It seems that as long as I'm not facing a man, I can speak such nasty lines fluently.
So I'm really not suitable to be the god damn Mary Sue!
"tassel……"
Nilu pursed her mouth, grabbed my skirt with her small hands, and snuggled her soft body into my arms.I suddenly became stiff and dared not move, let alone hug Nilu back like a virgin.
All right!I'm sure again that I'm not fit to be a Mary Sue!If it was Mary Sue, at this time, she would definitely take the opportunity to hug Lady Nilu, coax her well, and then take Lady Nilu's heart for her own use!
But I'm not Mary Sue!So for the Lord Nilu whom I adore, I can only freeze!
Those who hug the gods are blasphemy, blasphemy!
When Peixue and Dongde Chaka arrived, they saw our state, and their expressions changed drastically.They rushed over yelling, and I could only look at them innocently. The only thing I could do was to put my hands up in a gesture of surrender, trying to show them that I didn't do anything frivolous to Lady Nilu!
"Idiot! Take Master Nilu out of there!" Peixue shouted loudly.
When I heard clearly what Peixue was shouting, I felt a chill in my heart, and before I had time to think about it, I picked up Nilu-sama and performed the Shunpo that I have been practicing for these days, and suddenly moved tens of meters.
Yet it was too late.
A flower bone flower appeared at the position where I teleported, and suddenly opened its petals, trying to suck me and Nilu into it.
When I saw that flower, I felt bad. No matter how I think about this color of piranha, only the pervert No.80 Saber Apollo would have it!
"Depend on!"
I have never been a genius. Although I have been using Shunpo these days, it is only for playing games after all, and I have not undergone any strict training. In the case of Shunpo, I instinctively threw Master Nilu in my hand towards Peixue, and the flower took the opportunity to suck my legs, and the huge suction quickly sucked half of my body in. .
Master Nilu was caught by Peixue who arrived later, she stretched out her hands towards me with tears in her eyes, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Tassel!"
I didn't have time to respond to her, I just struggled to climb out of the flower.But my arm strength is not comparable to the suction power of flowers, except for Shunbu Shenma.After struggling for less than a second, my whole body was sucked in...
Damn...why did I carry it like that...I was stabbed to the core when I came to Xuquan. It's only been a few days...I was caught by that pervert Sal Apollo again...
How am I going to die this time...
This time... Lady Nilu won't be able to save me anymore...
Master Nilu...
I huddled in the flower bone, and the smell secreted by the flower gradually became thicker, and I was so smoked that my eyebrows were heavy and my eyes were crisp. Soon, my consciousness broke...
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