Su Shen is immortal and swears not to become a Buddha!

I fled into a mansion in a panic.Some people may ask why I always like to trespass on residential buildings. Here I will explain because I am not familiar with the terrain of Seireitei. I don’t know where there will be dog holes for me to drill and where there are alleys and ditches for me. hide.When I see a mansion in front of me, I naturally want to hide in it. It's better than running on the empty streets.

I jumped over the wall into someone's backyard, walked through the long corridor, and felt the popularity around me.I found a room without any breath inside, opened the door and entered, and jumped from the ground to the roof beam with a touch of my toes.

【You really know how to hide. 】

When I hugged the roof beam and was afraid that I would fall, I heard the system voice say this.I can't tell whether it's satirizing me or sincerely praising me, and I don't bother to bother.

After a while, I heard noisy voices outside.A delicate voice seemed particularly harsh amidst the noise——

"You must find that bitch for me! Otherwise, you will all die!!!!"

"Yes! Captain Uchiha!"

I:"……"

[Fainted... Why does she speak like a queen...] I complained with my mind.

[In this world, she is not a queen, she is a goddess. 】The system voice corrected with joy.

[......]

The room I chose has no unnecessary clutter, and it is basically the type where you can see everything in the room by opening the door.So when the search team opened the door, I didn't panic at all.And the result was just as I expected, the IQs of Qingmeizi's minions were not very high, they opened the door and saw that the house was empty, and immediately left yelling.Listening to the boiling human voice gradually receding until it disappeared, I stayed on the roof beam for a while before jumping to the ground.

"What should I do next..." I sat on the tatami, biting my fingers and asking myself in distress.

I habitually started to think about problems in a straight line——

First of all, the reason why I entered this world is because the heresy of this world has seriously affected the world of death.In other words, I came in so that things in this world would no longer affect the world of Death God.

There is currently only one way to solve this problem: eliminate Qingmeizi.

So what should I do to eliminate the love girl?

First of all, he must find a way to get close to her, right?If she's out of range, I can't kill her, can I?

But now in this situation, how do I get close to her... I don't know Qingmeizi's action patterns, so I can't ambush her somewhere in advance; I can't just find a god of death to inquire about Qingmeizi and steal her information, then how do I get close to her...

Thinking of this, I suddenly smiled.

"Really...can't I create some accidents to make her appear in my ambush?"

Ask yourself the answer.I breathed a sigh of relief when I found the answer, stretched and prepared to stand up.

[Why can't you just challenge Uchiha Ai like the characters in the anime, instead of engaging in a sneak attack? 】The system sound rang again out of time.

I rolled my eyes.

"I know you have a low IQ in this broken system, but I didn't expect your IQ to be so low. Didn't you say that my ability in this world will decline? How do I know if I can fight against a girl? Do sneak attacks Although it's not very kind, but at least I have the initiative, and I can fly a thousand miles if I miss a hit."

[I don't quite understand what you mean? 】

"Stupid! It means you can escape if you can't fight!"

I cursed angrily.

Who the hell would be stupid enough to risk his life to fight a fictional character.I made up my mind to eliminate the love girl at the least cost, and then return to the world of death safely.I don't want to end up in this damn place.

My ultimate goal is to come home alive.So I will try my best to protect myself as much as possible.Now I am weak against the strong, and the few against the many. I don't want to use some insidious tricks to defeat the enemy.Now it's not a one-on-one duel, but a guerrilla war!Didn't the Eighth Route Army also dig tunnels for sneak attacks before? If they didn't do that, how many people would be left if they confronted the Japanese army head-on?Unless my brain is stepped on by an elephant, I will go out to fight with the love girl openly.

Many of my abilities are restricted to a certain extent in the world of love girls, which is unfair in itself.If I challenge her openly in her home court under such a disadvantage, I am not a human, but a pig.

[You can speak so confidently about a despicable sneak attack, you are really amazing. 】"..."==||||||||||I really can't understand the way of thinking of this system, I have already explained it so clearly...

"Forget it, you can say whatever you like." I shook my head and decided not to bother with a broken system.

【Then how do you plan to lure Ai Uchiha to the place where you ambush? 】

"You will know after watching the movie. Don't villains like to kidnap important people of the protagonist to threaten the protagonist? Although I will not threaten the love girl, I can kidnap someone she cares about and order her to go to the place where I am ambush. .”

【Then who are you going to kidnap? 】

"Uh...this..."

I really didn't think about it.

It seems that the handsome guys that the love girl prostitutes in this world include Aizen, Kuchiki Byakuya in Shota's version, Ichimaru Gin in Shotai's version, and Captain Ukitake... I don't know if she has ever prostituted my favorite Nihiban Toshiro Because I don't dare to read her text carefully...

Oh, it seems that there is still one person in this world that she cares about, that is the man Yachienryu said, "Winning the entire [-]th team without leaving a single scar", it seems... It seems... It's called Bai Yanlai with.

Originally, there were five targets in total, but the Aizen clone has been killed by me in seconds, so there are only four left.

Kuchiki Byakuya clone, Ichimaru silver clone, Ukitake captain clone, Bai Yan (I don't know where this man came from... Maybe he is the original character of Qianye Feixue? Maybe not...) ——I want to choose one of these four targets to kidnap.

"Which one should I choose..."

I suddenly had a flash of inspiration in my troubles, and I said to the system: "Hey, although there is no map in this world, it should only be like this when it is not realistic? Now the world is realistic, so You should be able to search for me where the handsome guy is!"

【Yes. 】

"Then find those four guys for me!"

As soon as I gave an order, a map popped up in front of my eyes, on which my location was shown with a red inverted triangle, and the locations of the four targets were shown with a green inverted triangle.

As for why I don't let the system search for the location of the love girl...

Please don't forget the real full name of this system...

I took a closer look at the map and found that there are three green inverted triangles all gathered in the same building.I clicked on the building, and the words "Eleventh Team" were displayed next to it.

I just remembered that Kuchiki Byakuya and Ichimaru Gin seemed to have been arranged by Ai Uchiha to live in the [-]th team, and they were in the room of the love girl on the left and right...

And Captain Fuzhu should be looking for a love girl...

Then the only Bai Yan who is not in the [-]th team should be searching for me, the murderer, by Qingmeizi's side...

[It seems that all the targets you can kidnap are gathered together. 】

"what……"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I really don't want to join Qingmeizi's [-]th team. What if Qingmeizi comes back suddenly...

【Didn't you just want to kidnap someone and lead Uchiha Aito to your ambush?Now the three targets are in the [-]th team, Uchiha Ai will return to the [-]th team sooner or later, why don't you just ambush in the [-]th team?This saves even the effort of kidnapping. 】"Idiot, do you think I'm really that stupid? Do you think I never thought about going to the [-]th squad to ambush? But that's their territory! All their troops are concentrated there. If I ambush her there If so, what is the chance that I can escape, bastard!"

【…】

"Sure enough, it's a system designed by the God of Mary Sue. It's as stupid as LULI." I despise the IQ of this system.

【…】

Too lazy to be serious with the broken system, I thought that I had nowhere to go now, so I might as well stay here and think about countermeasures, so I closed the map, opened the closet in the room, and hid myself in it.

I like to think in a closed dark space, it's easier for me to calm down and I feel more secure.

I leaned against the wall, curled myself into a ball, hugged my knees, and was in a daze.

A quiet, dark space.

There is no other sound but my own breathing.

very quiet……

Without any warning, I was planning to think about countermeasures, but in such a quiet confined space, I fell asleep inexplicably and peacefully...