Su Shen is immortal and swears not to become a Buddha!

Yaqianliu took me to the training ground of the [-]th team.To be honest, I didn't feel that the dormitory of the god of death after entering the eleventh team [should it be called a dormitory? !囧TL】How gorgeous it is, I wonder where the budget of the [-]th team has been spent, why don’t I change Jianba for a better haori [Hey, hey, hey].But when I came to the training ground, I finally understood...

It turned out that all the budget was spent on this training ground.

It is estimated that three or four captains can fight in the vast training field at the same time without affecting the surrounding buildings. If there is a murder in the east, the west will not know.I heard from Yaqianliu that the floor of the training ground in this school is first smashed down to a layer, and then the floor tiles are laid on the top after the smashing is solid enough.Those floor tiles don't seem to be ordinary things. Although I don't know that they are made of magical horses, but when I heard Yaqianliu say that he can "hold a small sword and not break even with several swords", I was suddenly full of these ordinary floor tiles. Intense awe.

Of course, in order to save the budget, the ground smashing engineering team was temporarily served by the [-]th team headed by Jianbachi. (…)

Then look at the shape of the training ground, which is in a concave shape, as if a huge swimming pool is placed here.Yaqianliu took me into the training ground, and it took me a minute just to go down the stairs.

"Yes...is it necessary to build so deep..."

"This way we can ensure that we won't accidentally injure the surrounding buildings during practice~" Yaqianliu said with a smile, not knowing what to do, the swimming pool...ah, no, there was a cyclone in the sky above the school training ground, at the beginning of the cyclone It was extremely small, and then expanded rapidly, forming a transparent film that covered the entire swimming pool... Ah, I'm sorry I made a mistake again, it's the training ground.

"Strange...what's the use of this layer?"

Yaqianliu smiled innocently: "Oh, if you lure the enemy here, you can fight to your heart's content without being afraid that the opponent will run away~~~"

I:"……"

shudder.

Don't think about it, this function of closing the door and beating the dog is also specially designed for Jianba =皮=!

I followed Yaqianliu with trepidation, I didn't know what amazing secrets were hidden in this training ground, and I didn't dare to leave Yaqianliu even a single step.Just walked to the south of the school training ground, and saw a tall and strong man standing there.

I don't even have to look at the kiara-style hairstyle, the tattered feathers, the signature shark smile, let alone his bulging pectoral muscles [hey], just walk into his body Within ten meters, I already felt Jianba's powerful spiritual pressure and aura, which made it difficult for me to move like a gravity technique.

I almost knelt down and worshiped Mr. Shark King 【← Hey, do you want to die! ? 】Miss Nilu was oppressed by the spiritual pressure and couldn't breathe well. She grabbed my skirt tightly and showed a distressed expression.Looking at her wrinkled and pitiful little face, and the tears she forced out due to her shortness of breath, my mind froze, and I didn't know what to think, so I released the powerful spiritual pressure that I had been suppressing.

Sure enough, after I released half of the spiritual pressure, the oppression that Nilu and I felt was greatly relieved, but it was not completely eliminated.

I couldn't help being startled: My spiritual pressure could make the Xuye Palace tremble, and now I have released half of it, but Jianpachi can still faintly suppress me, how strong is Jianpachi's spiritual pressure! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Based on this alone, I can assert that Kurosaki was able to defeat Kenpachi at the beginning because he cheated!He hangs up ahhhhh! [Pounding the Ground] Originally, the Reiatsu was released for Lady Nilu, but when I released it and saw that man turned his head to look at me and gave me a belligerent look, I instantly regretted it so much that I wished I could put my The head was smashed like the foundation of this school training ground!

I'm mentally retarded! ?Isn't it exciting to release such a strong spiritual pressure in front of Ba Ye? !

What does Grandpa like most? !What does Baye think the meaning of his existence is? !Don't I know the answers to these questions? !

Am I out of my mind? I even delivered it to my door by myself! ! ! !

I am a pig! ! !

"Oh...it's really exciting that a human has such a powerful spiritual pressure..." Ba Ye's shark smile overflowed with a strong murderous look: "I think you can let me enjoy the fun of fighting..."

This sentence is tantamount to the death sentence issued to me by the god of death [in fact, it is indeed the death sentence issued by the god of death...].

"No, no, no, no, no, no..." I was so frightened that my lips trembled, and I could only keep making popping sounds: "No, no, no, no... I, I, I... I, no, no, no, no... ..."

"Pull out your weapon!" Ba Ye pointed at me with the tattered Zanpakuto in his hand: "Hurry up! I haven't met such a powerful opponent of Reiatsu for a long time... Hehehe..."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I am just an ordinary person, and I don't know any fighting skills. If you hit me, Ba Ye, I will just be killed by you. What fun is it in fighting? You will never enjoy it, please believe me ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!!! "I didn't kneel down and cried.

I am a pig!I admit that I am a pig!But please don't make me pay the price of my life for my momentary brain twitch! ! !

"..."

Listening to my crying without any fighting intentions or even frightening, Kenpachi put away his shark smile, frowned, curled his lips, and carried the Zanpakuto on his shoulder.

"It's really boring..." After finishing speaking, he ignored me and turned to walk towards Yaqianliu.Yaqianliu ran up to Jianpachi, jumping up and down, and was about to jump on his shoulder.Jianpachi pushed her shoe sole smoothly, and she landed on Jianpachi's shoulder with ease, looking at me with a smile.

"Xiaojian, I want Asu to join the eleventh team, what do you think?"

"up to you."

Yaqianliu then smiled and said to me: "Asu, from today onwards, you will be a member of the [-]th team~~~"

It's that simple.

Baqianliu said a word, and I became a member of the [-]th team - without even passing any assessment.

"I'm sorry, Yachiryu, I want to ask... It seems that there is one and only one Shinigami who doesn't need to pass the examination to enter the [-]th Guardian Team... I... I'm just a human... Is this... really okay? ?” I asked weakly.

Yaqianliu grinned brightly at me like the sun: "So you are now the only human who doesn't have to pass the test to enter the [-]th Goutei team~~~ What's the problem?"

I:"……"

Yachiryu, I know you're not the type to stick to the rules, but "humans who joined the Gotei [-]th Squad"...do you really think there's no problem?囧TL "No... no problem..." I echoed weakly.

I put on my deadly costume, and walked to the mirror nervously——

When I was in the virtual circle, there was no mirror or water source for me to see what I had become. Now that I finally have a mirror, I close my eyes and dare not look at it.

After cheering myself up in my heart for a while, I mustered up the courage to slowly open my eyes——

……

Although I have imagined countless times what I would look like after being eclipsed by the spirit of Mary Sue, I never imagined that none of my imaginations were half as outrageous as in reality.

My appearance... Needless to say, it is definitely the most favorite peerless appearance of God Marysu.Here, I don’t want to be concerned about this computer-made creation, which makes people want to go up to see if they are wearing a mask, or doubt whether the person standing in front of them is a real person or a 3D animation character... s face.

I don't want to complain about my face, so just look at the hair.

……

Unable to hold the mirror, grinding teeth.

Who will tell me... This kind of hair is black when it is still, but when it moves, it will turn blue, purple and pink due to the refraction of light? !What I wanted at the beginning was black hair, I didn't say that there would be so many painful conditions attached!

Marysu bitch, are you a lawyer? !You fucking are too good at taking advantage of loopholes = dish =! ! ! !Are you that obsessed with the colors, asshole? !Why are you desperate to add so much pigment to me, you bastard! ! !

Make me a walking chameleon, you think it's fun, don't you?Yeah?Yeah? !

Well...the matter has come to this point, there is nothing to say, let's look at the eyes again...

Eye……

I threw myself on the mirror for a closer look into my eyes.

……

……

"I'm crazy!!!!" I pounded the mirror frantically, but the mirror shattered as soon as I punched it, and the shiny and sharp pieces fell all over the floor.

"Asu, what's wrong with you?" Yaqianliu looked at me puzzled.

"Yaqianliu, my dear Yaqianliu, do you think there is no problem?!" I turned around like crazy and rushed back, holding Yaqianliu's soft shoulders with both hands and shaking desperately: "Look at my eyes !Look at my eyes!!! These are the eyes of the gods!"

Yaqianru let me shake for a while, and when I stopped, she smiled and looked into my eyes carefully——

"Oh, Asu, your eyes are colorful~~"

The innocent voice that day was like a sharp knife, stabbing hard into my heart, causing blood to flow from me.

“不要说啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！！！”【疯狂洋葱头呐喊式捧脸摇摆】“刚开始看到的时候，我还以为是黑色, but when I took a closer look, I realized that there are so many colors hidden in it~~~yeah? Why do you feel that your eyes are starting to change color? It seems... It has become one gold and one silver? But you can still see it inside Come to the colorful~~~~ Wow! Asu, your eyes are amazing! It’s like a kaleidoscope that can change colors!"

"Stop talking about colorful colors, I beg you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

"Ah... It's completely turned into gold and silver. Strange, why do the eyes change color?" Yaqianliu was still smiling, calmly explaining the changing state of my eyes on the spot.

"Mary Su bitch, I want to die for you, die for you, die for you, bastard!!!!!! Make me a ghost, I will be with you even if I become an undead If you get it back, I will shave a nun’s head and lock you up in a nunnery, a place where there are never any men, so that you will die of dissatisfaction. I will shave all your hair and leave you wearing only a pair of socks. Then you were hanged on the national flag and made you bite your tongue in shame and anger, you bastard, you bastard, you bastard, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Eight thousand streams: "..."

So, in the end, Yaqianliu changed me to a new room.

Because the original room has been smashed by me and needs to be refurbished...

I heard that I fell into a state of madness and smashed things like crazy, not to mention that I finally gnawed on the wall with my teeth, as if I regarded the wall as an enemy and gnawed, gnawed, and gnawed, and in the end I actually gnawed down half a brick... …

In the end, Yaqianliu had to subdue me, knock me out, and send me to a new room to rest.

Later, when I returned to the disastrously destroyed room, I deeply realized how terrifying I was in a state of madness. Sure enough, Kenpachi's body is not covered, and even his teeth are so sturdy. If Yaqianliu doesn't stop In my case, I'm afraid I could gnaw through this place with my teeth alone.

Of course, this also made me understand from the side how unfathomable Yaqianliu's strength is.

I believe that Yaqianliu is absolutely super strong. The reason why she never made a move is because she wanted to leave the fun of fighting to Kenpachi.

Of course, this is a follow-up.

Having said that, when I woke up, I only felt pain like a broken frame all over my body, and my head felt like it was hit by a heavy object, and there were bursts of dull pain that pierced my brain.I sat up, and saw Nilu who was asleep on the edge of my quilt at a glance.

Because it was a mattress on the tatami, not a bed, Nilu-sama just lay down on the tatami, with her head resting on my mattress, and the saliva flowed out and wet a small piece of the quilt.

I looked at Lady Nilu, and my mood became very gentle.I picked her up and put her under my quilt, then I hugged her and lay down again.

Lady Nilu's delicate and soft body is curled up in my arms. I am so maternal, I can't help but hug her tightly.Her little head rubbed against my chest, finding a comfortable position, and then stopped moving, sleeping very soundly.

I stared blankly at the golden sunlight shining on the bed through the window, and suddenly remembered that this was the first time I slept so peacefully and comfortably since I traveled through time.

There is a warm tranquility all around, not the suffocating dead silence like in the virtual circle.

Time is like flowing gold, flowing slowly, precious and quiet.

This is what I want to live.Ordinary, peaceful, revealing a touch of happiness.

No killing, no conspiracy, no coercion.

I want, in fact, only so much.