Su Shen is immortal and swears not to become a Buddha!

I was walking on the deserted street with Master Nilu in my arms, when suddenly I heard furtive footsteps behind me.I narrowed my eyes, secretly guessing the identity of the visitor.

However, I didn't wait for too long, and a few young men with snarky appearances also turned out in the alleyway in front of me——I finally understood: I met a little bastard...

The first time I was surrounded by hooligans, I felt very fresh.Really, very fresh.If it was me in the past, I’m afraid my legs would have been weak from fright, or I would have called for help, but now I am different. I not only have Kenpachi’s body, but also Shunpo and Xushan. To put it bluntly, I am completely I can walk sideways, as long as I don't meet Kamen or Ichigo and others.

I don't pay attention to a few little gangsters.

Although I can use Shunpo to leave here immediately, but since I encountered such a funny thing for the first time, I still hold back and wait to see what they will do to me.

"Little sister, why are you still wandering the streets alone at this late hour?" The leading gangster shook his gold-dyed lion head, walked up to me, and stretched out his hand to pick my chin.

I took a step back.

That's when he noticed a little girl in my arms.

"Hey, it's fine if you don't come home so late, why did you take your younger sister out? You probably ran away with your younger sister?" Lionhead frowned.

I looked at him strangely.

No...how does it feel...he doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions?Would a normal delinquent boy say such things to his prey?

I suddenly had the feeling that I had met a visiting teacher ==|||||||"Hey, where are you taking your sister?" The lion head showed its tiger teeth, with a look of impatience.

I instinctively thought that I should answer obediently, this lion head has the aura of a boss... If there are more than a dozen children in his family, then he must be the oldest one.This kind of atmosphere of "leading" a group of younger brothers and sisters for many years is really familiar: "She is not my sister, she is Lord Nilu. I fled here with Lord Nilu, and I have already put all the money on me." It's all used up... I don't know where to go, so let's take one step at a time."

"What? Lady Nilu? Why do you call this little girl like that? She's younger than you, right?!" Lion Head pointed at Lady Nilu.

Seeing the disapproving look on Lion's Head, a prank idea flashed through my mind.I held back my smirk, hugged Lady Nilu tightly, put on a serious expression and said in a deep voice: "Please don't call her a little girl casually, she is Master Nilu! Our family has served the Odyssowfank family for generations , Protecting Lady Nilu is my mission! I will not allow anyone to be disrespectful to Lady Nilu! Even if Lady Nilu is framed by thieves and ends up living here, you cannot insult her!"

Ahhhhh... sorry for my cosplaying again =w=

"It turned out to be a psychopath..." A young man behind the lion's head whispered, "Boss, what should I do, should I take her home and settle down first, or call the mental hospital directly to arrest her..."

The lion's head bared its teeth: "How can the people from the mental hospital come to take her away? She still has a younger sister, doesn't she! What about her younger sister when she leaves?"

"That……"

"Take her back first, and then find a way to contact their families." After the lion's head finished speaking, he pouted his chin at the young man behind me, and the young man immediately walked up to me and clasped my arm: "Follow me."

I obediently followed him.

I want to see what kind of medicine these people are selling in the gourd.It's really curious what their purpose is to stay up late at night and go to the street to search for homeless girls, but they don't intend to do anything wrong.

Not long after I walked, I heard the voice of the lion's head again: "Let's go, see if there are any girls who are alone around here, if not, go back to sleep-I haven't slept well these days, I I'm so sleepy now..."

"Boss, why don't you go back first, let's go on patrol."

"No, how can I rest assured that you can act alone. Don't talk about it, let's go."

"Yes, boss."

Listening to these ambiguous conversations, I couldn't figure it out, so I had to ask the boy in charge of "escorting" me: "Who the hell are you guys? Why do you come out late at night to search for girls who are alone?"

"We are not bad people." The young man was a head taller than me, but his face was younger than mine. After hearing my question, he thought I had misunderstood, so he immediately explained: "Boss was originally a policeman, but for some reason, He left the police force and set up a detective team. We are all members of the team. Our goal is to eliminate evil and maintain peace!"

Me: "...=dish="

Should I say that no matter what kind of embarrassing things happen in the anime world, it's normal...

"Then why are you looking for girls who are alone..."

"Don't you know, girls around here are always missing strangely these days, and they were dead when they were found..."

"Ah???? Ahhh????"

"That's why the boss organized us to patrol together. If a girl is alone late at night, he will be taken back by force. She must not be allowed to wander the streets alone."

"Then...then such a serious thing happened, didn't the police take any measures?"

"The police are useless! It's been so many days since the incident happened, and I still haven't figured out how those girls died, how dare you count on them?" The young man snorted, "It's because the Japanese police are too incompetent, so the boss Only then will I quit the police force and stand on my own!"

"Ahhh?" I exclaimed in surprise, "Why can't you even figure out the cause of death?! What do forensic doctors do?"

"The deceased did not have any scars on his body, and no toxins were detected in his body. It was as if he stopped breathing suddenly. He died quite strangely."

I:"……"

Why... I seem to have heard of a similar death method somewhere...

When I lowered my head to think, the space in front of me suddenly distorted.I stared in shock at the black cavity that opened in the void, Ulquiola came out from it, put his hands in his trouser pockets, floated in mid-air, looked down at me coldly.

Why did this guy come so fast ahhhhhh! ! ! !

The young man was obviously frightened by this supernatural sight, he looked at the snow-white and cold figure floating in the night sky in surprise, and shouted: "Then... what is that...?!"

Ulquiola didn't pay attention to the boy, a boy without Reiatsu was worse than trash in his eyes.He stared at me with icy eyes, and slowly said: "Liu Su, do you think you can escape?"

"Why did you find me so quickly?! I've obviously restrained the spiritual pressure!"

"..." Ulquiorra looked at me blankly: "Did you deceive Master Aizen, thinking that I would just let you go?"

"That's why I asked you how you found me =皮=!"

"...Maybe you have really restrained your spiritual pressure... But as long as you are there, there will be no void within a radius of three miles. Do you think I won't notice such an obvious abnormality?"

Me: "...=mouth=||||||"

"Why, why is this..." I thought in horror: Could it be another good thing done by the God of Marysu? !

"Because your status is set to 'Ugly NPC retreat' by default, so as long as you are located, there will be no ugly NPC within a three-mile radius, so as not to hinder your relationship with the handsome guy. If you want to summon Ugly NPC to promote the plot, for example, if you want to develop a plot like "accidentally injured by a handsome guy and take him home to heal his wounds", you can open the main panel and select "Summon an ugly NPC" in the "Story Needs" menu. .”

The system voice that popped out of my head suddenly explained it to me.

I @#￥#%@#&#=dish=! ! ! !

Is this the default state setting of God the hell? !Besides, aren't you a GPS? ! Does the GPS also come with managing my status! ?Don't exceed your authority, you bastard!You can do whatever the system should do!Don't imitate other software functions like Tencent Little Penguin, okay?

The communication between me and the system voice sounds long, but in fact it is just a moment.After understanding the ins and outs, I angrily ordered the system to cancel this damn default state for me.

"Please choose a state to override the default state——" Following the standard system sound, another window popped up in front of me——

I'm about to collapse—"Asshole! I'm still confronting Ulquiorra now! Are you trying to kill me by distracting me from doing this kind of thing, you asshole!"

"Don't worry, when you enter the system interface, the time around you is stopped. If any emergency happens in the future, you can also choose to enter the system interface to rest and think about countermeasures." The system voice comforted.

=Dish=! ! ! ! !

But since it said so, I had to choose the state first.

The options before me are as follows -

1. Automatically match handsome guys and attract them

2. Randomly match handsome guys and automatically attract them

3. Select all the handsome guys in the world and attract them

4. Select all the handsome guys in this world and handsome guys from other worlds and attract them [←This option needs to enter the specific name of "other worlds"] 5. Default state: block all ugly NPCs, use your own strength to find handsome guys and Hook it up.

my day...

"Why are there such annoying options? Hey! Don't you have a more constructive state, you bastards!?"

"You mean you want to customize your status?"

"Huh? Can I still customize it?! Good! Then I want to customize the state! The state I want is 'do not change anything in the original world and the relationship between the characters, let it develop according to the original plot'!!!"

As soon as the voice fell, the system sound sounded again——

"Sorry, this status is not available, please re-enter."

"Fuck you! Why can't it be implemented!?"

"Because if you follow the original plot, you will be teleported back to the original world immediately, and it is impossible for a handsome guy to fall in love with you."

"Isn't that just right?! I want this state! Change this state for me!"

"Sorry, you haven't completed the task assigned by the God of Marysu. This status is locked and cannot be opened."

"I#￥%@&*#!!!"

"Please re-enter your custom status."

Me: "...=dish=!!!"

Gritting my teeth, sucking blood, and hysterically reincarnated, the idea of ​​reincarnated god horse turned N times in my mind, and finally I said angrily: "Then change the status to 'No matter where you go, it will not cause abnormal conditions'!"

System sound: "..."

After five seconds of silence, the system voice sounded again: "Sorry, this state is not compatible with your skills."

"I'm going! Why is it incompatible?!"

"Because your appearance is set to 'overwhelm the country, overwhelm the city, surprise the heavens and the people, close the moon, shame the flowers, sink the fish and the wild goose', no matter where you go, you will inevitably attract people to watch, so it is impossible not to cause abnormal situations."

I'm going to pour sulfuric acid on myself tomorrow!

"Then set the status to 'Ugly NPCs won't disperse automatically'!!!!" After retreating again and again, I can no longer argue with this bloody system...

"..." The system voice was silent for two seconds, and replied: "The status change was successful. Would you like to exit the system interface?"

If the voice of this system can turn into a human form and appear in front of me, I will definitely beat it hard, to the point of death.

"...Yes." I couldn't touch my forehead.

I can't stay in the system interface for a lifetime... Even if Ulquiorra, the big killer, is guarding outside, I have to go out and solve it...

Thinking of this, my eyes blurred, and I returned to the confrontation with Ulquiorra again.

Ulquiola's murderous aura has not subsided, and she is still staring at me coldly.

Looking at Ulquiorra, I knew he couldn't let it go.Even if I hide in this world, he will tirelessly chase me down.So there are only two ways to solve the trouble once and for all——

1. Kill him.

But this is not possible.

Then there is only one way left.

After making up my mind, I smiled slightly.

"Ulquiorra, I admit that you are really a loyal subordinate." I hugged Nilu-sama tightly, and changed the topic: "But I don't know if you can find me in the soul world with your strength !"

As I said that, I instantly opened the black cavity and jumped in.

Ulquiorra opened his eyes slightly in surprise, and was about to chase after me, but I had already closed the black cavity.

Damn, I didn't make it to the nightclub, I didn't make any money, and I can't stay in this world anymore, so I can only go to the world of corpses and souls!

I lifted the hood of my coat and covered the skull mask on Nilu's head.

"Master Nilu, fortunately, the you you are now... will no longer pose a threat to anyone..."

Maybe the god of death will let you stay in the world of corpses and souls...

In fact, I have never liked the world of souls. Although there are many people I like in it, the strict hierarchy and old-fashioned system in that big environment make me dislike it.

The world of corpses and souls is not a paradise, and many innocent souls perish under that rigid system.

There are more than one or two unjust cases in the world of corpses and souls.The incompetence of the superior led to the chaos below.

That's why everyone has to work hard to become stronger, otherwise they will be swallowed by the cannibal system.

I have a hunch that those old men in the soul world won't accept Lady Nilu...

But I have to give it a try.