It turns out that there really is a so-called God of Marysu...

↑This is the only thought I had when I saw the colorful woman standing by the window.As for her ecstatic colorful hair, colorful lips, colorful eyes, colorful clothes, shoes and socks, I have no strength to complain.

"Congratulations," she said with a smile, "You have become the 2th lucky winner of the first prize in the Mary Sue Lucky 13+174937253935 program. Because it is the first prize, compared to other Mary Sues, you can Make three more requests. No matter what the request is, please believe that I can satisfy you."

"I didn't participate in that Mary Sue Lucky XXX draw, you got the wrong person."

When the God of Marysu was still tirelessly explaining to me, I interrupted her coldly, and closed the window with a "snap" and drew the curtains with a "swipe". [The onomatopoeia is used to express the cleanliness of my movements =w=] Then I went to the utility room to take out the cleaning supplies, and carefully wiped the places touched by the God of Marysu with disinfectant.

Finish by spraying the room with an air freshener.

When I was working on spraying every corner of the house, a colorful figure appeared in front of me again, and unfortunately, I was spraying the house with air freshener at that time, and as soon as she appeared, the Sprayed all over my face.

"prick--"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the colorful girl Marysu screamed: "Damn it, what is this?! Why does it smell so strong?! This is not perfume! Absolutely not!"

"..."

I silently put down the air freshener, leaned over, and picked up the black cyclone bug spray from the foot of the bed...

"Forget it, no matter what it is... Hey, listen to me, you don't know what to do, you girl." The God of Marysu put his hands on his hips, and his colorful eyes stared hard.Originally, her eyes were disproportionately large on her face, but when she stared like this, her eyes took up one-third of her face.

I:"……"

I admit... I was so frightened at the sight of the "big eyes" that took up a third of my face that I couldn't spray the black cyclone bug spray out.

I always feel that I will be cursed if I spray insecticide on that supernatural cat's face.

"I'm not mistaken. I went back just now to confirm that you are indeed the lucky one. So now you can talk about your requirements - which world do you want to travel to? What kind of stunning appearance do you want to have? You Do you have any special requirements for appearance? Do you have any special requirements for your special abilities?"

The God of Marysu said with a straight face.

My heart is weak, so I can only take two steps back as a show of weakness, so as not to face those strange and terrifying big eyes, it really consumes my courage...

"……Can I ask a question……"

"Well... Since you are the lucky winner of the first prize, I allow you to ask questions."

"..." I took two steps back again, and said, "Why me...why did you choose me..."

"Didn't I say that you are the lucky winner of the first prize—"

The God of Marysu wanted to give a long-winded explanation, and I stopped her immediately: "Well, there is no one else here, and I am not one of those NC lolis with smooth brains and no grooves, so stay away from me Fake it! I obviously didn’t participate in the lottery, how could I be the lucky winner of the damn first prize! You must have chosen me out of some conspiracy, right? You deliberately created a winning lottery to cover up your intention. To be honest, you The modus operandi is so rough that I can't bear it, but I don't want to discuss these unnecessary things now, I just want to know why you chose me and what your intentions are."

The God of Marysu was silent for two seconds after hearing my words.

Then in the third second, her hair suddenly turned silver-black [silver and black hair], automatically without wind, floating in the air like seaweed.And her eyes also changed from colorful to one red and one golden.

"It's because of this that I didn't want to find someone like you in the first place!" The God of Marysu said in a gloomy and angry voice, "You are too calm, too smart, and too realistic, and you don't meet Marysu's conditions at all! My ideal The Marysu candidate should be very excitable and impulsive, with a smooth cerebral cortex, and she believes whatever I say, and her mind is always filled with unrealistic pink fantasies, and she is always eager to be favored by handsome men. Little girl!"

"..." I clutched my heart in pain, and stepped back five steps again until I reached the edge of the bed, and when there was no way to retreat, I sat down on the bed.

Damn...can't your damn eyes be smaller? !

Why do my eyes get bigger when I'm angry? ?It's almost half the size of your face now! ?

It really scares people to death, you know that, bastard! ! ! !

The God of Mary Sue didn't understand the feeling in my heart, she thought it was her commentary that stimulated me, so she began to be proud - "You have to know, under my TJ, every ordinary little girl has become an outstanding girl. Mary Sue. Even though they are just an inconspicuous roadside flower in real life, after my transformation, they have become heartthrobs in their respective worlds, and handsome guys fall in love with them without exception. and when their vanity was greatly satisfied, my ability also began to expand..."

It turns out that it is because of this that the God of Marysu wants to create Marysu everywhere... It turns out that the vanity value of Marysu is the source of the God of Marysu's power...

"...If that's the case, then why did you come to me...I obviously don't meet your requirements, don't I? I'm so vain, even if it takes another 100 years, it won't show up on me."

"You don't need to tell me this, I know it all!" The God of Mary Sue once again widened her "big" eyes angrily: "But due to the existence of those so-called 'anti-Soviet parties' in the real world, Mary Sue's development They were restrained at the beginning, and they could no longer freely go to the world they liked to prostitute handsome men. As long as they met an anti-Soviet party, there would be a large group of anti-Soviet parties soon after that anti-Soviet party!! Basically, being The Mary Sues who were attacked by the anti-Soviet party with the light waves of Tucao were all killed without exception! My strength is getting thinner and thinner, and if this continues, I will disappear!!! I will not allow this to happen! Absolutely Not allowed!!!!"

I closed my eyes, not daring to look at those terrifying big eyes again——Curse that child's eyes are not as big as hers: "I must clarify one thing: Tucao light waves are already our lightest means of attack. Tucao Hitting a normal person with light waves is like a breeze blowing on the face, and it will definitely not hurt the opponent. But we did not expect that light waves would have such an outstanding attack effect on Mary Suwei, maybe because the loli you selected has a fragile Glass heart."

"...Yes...you are quite right...I was also negligent..." The God of Marysu made a gesture of biting his fingers pretending to be tender: "I just want to add countless supernatural powers to them after Suhua. Ability, but I didn't expect to add protection to their real bodies... Damn, those little girls are so useless! After being complained by a few people, they threw away their armor and fled. Why can't they learn from my subordinates? Where is the best Mary Sue?! Learn from her character that never changes her face and does her own way!"

"The best Marysu you mentioned is probably Qianye Feixue...==||||"

"That's right, it's her."

"What's the point of everyone's accusation that she doesn't change her color and does her own thing!" I had the urge to lift the bed: "She is obviously thick-skinned!"

"You can also say that." The God of Marysu shrugged: "I don't care what she is, as long as she can always provide me with a source of strength."

"...Well, after talking so much, you still haven't said why you chose me." I don't want to entangle her with Qianye Feixue anymore...

"The reason for choosing you is very simple." The God of Mary Sue smiled strangely: "Since the Anti-Soviet Party can infiltrate Mary Sue, then Mary Sue can also infiltrate the Anti-Soviet Party. After you become Mary Sue, you will become a I infiltrate a channel of the anti-Soviet party. I want all the anti-Soviet parties to become Mary Sues one by one! When all the anti-Soviet parties become Mary Sues, no one can stop me from conquering the God Realm! Hahahaha Ha ha!!!"

"..."

"Okay, you understand now, right? Then, tell me what you want, because I'm going to take you away right away!"

"..."

"If you don't have any requirements, then I will follow the default settings and transport you to the world of Naruto, and your appearance is pink hair with golden and silver demon eyes, and your ability is writing wheel..."

Before she finished speaking, I interrupted her again.

"That...do I have to wear it?"

"Do you think someone can save you? Do you think you can resist me?"

"..."

"What you can do now is to put away your luck, and try your best to fight for yourself the ability and appearance to survive in that world more easily!"

"..."

I thought for a moment, then nodded: "I understand. Then my request is: 1. Please let me travel to the world of death, because most of my friends like that world. 2. Please let me have black, bright and silky hair like Shoulder length black hair with silky pearly luster, I don't want waist length because it's hard to manage - oh yes, and eyes please keep me black, but hopefully when I'm angry The eyes will turn blue. 3. I want a body as strong as Kenpachi, no matter how hard I fight, I won’t die, as long as this is enough. You can give it whatever other abilities you want, and it’s OK if you don’t give it.”

"That's it?" The God of Mary Su frowned: "You don't have any requirements for your appearance? Don't you want peerless beauty? Don't you want a graceful figure? You don't want the cool Shunpo who is most suitable for girls Ability? I can make your Shunpo a hundred times stronger than Yoichi Sifengin! Also, the hair is too short to reach the shoulders. You still have to reach the waist. I can make your hair Even if you don’t wash it for a year, it will still be as elegant as ever!”

"..."

I know that at this time, I must not fight head-on with the God of Marysu, that guy is already on the verge of collapse, if I provoke her again, maybe I will die and come back alive.So I thought about it, and with the perseverance of being a businessman's daughter, I pulled out a perfect professional smile to this disgusting "client": "I just think that if a handsome guy wants to hug me like a princess, waist-length hair will be more difficult." It hurts to be pressed~~~~It is just right up to the shoulders, it is feminine and not too long, so it does not affect the flirting with handsome guys~~~~~" I tried my best to turn my brain, using the God of Marysu What I like to hear most is to explain my choice to keep normal: "Peerless appearance or something is not necessary at all. As long as the temperament is pure enough, you can attract a lot of empty and lonely handsome guys~~~~~ ~" [← Note, the use of wavy lines is the key point] I said this, but I was silently thinking about something else——

Comrades in the virtual circle, please believe that I absolutely did not mean to prostitute you... I am just making a fool of yourself with the God of Marysu... I am sorry to make you feel wronged.

"Hmm..." God Marysu rubbed his chin: "You're pretty easy to get into the mood, not bad. But do you really don't want peerless looks? Are you sure you don't? Peerless looks can make you enjoy being surrounded by N handsome guys The joy of snatching at the same time!"

Why are you so obsessed with the god damn peerless looks, bastard = dish =!Being snatched by a handsome guy, you like it so much, why don't you enjoy it by yourself ==! ! ! !

"I believe that with my pure temperament [silenced part: if there is any], I can definitely make a large group of handsome guys feel pity and rob me." Please allow me to vomit silently in my heart...

"...Okay." The God of Marysu struggled for a long time, and finally agreed to my request—as expected, the way of speaking is very important.

"So are you ready, it's time to cross!"

"Uh... um."

"Because your requirements are too few, and you are completely different from other Marysues, so I have to help you fill in a lot of details. Then, after you arrive in the world over there, you can slowly adapt to your new self!" Mary After Su Zhishen finished speaking, he took out a cosmetic box, opened the lid, and brushed the mirror with his hand painted with colorful nails——

I froze for a moment.

What is "I'll help you fill in the details"? !

What the hell are you trying to add to me! ?

I was about to ask a question when I heard the God of Marysu shouting in a delicate voice: "Mary crystal power, make—up!"

"Hey!!!" Don't steal Sailor Moon's transformation lines, bastard!

The colorful light covered me, and I only had time to say "Hi" in grief and indignation, and then I was enveloped by the colorful light, and then I lost consciousness...

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