Chaoying raised an onmyoji

As soon as he heard the words of the smart housekeeper, Tony felt that the sleep he wanted, and the comfortable dreams, all went to waste in an instant.

"... is approaching the earth?" Tony pulled out a very perfunctory smile and complained, "Don't tell me there will be another Point of Breaking 2.0, after sparks and lightning smashed the earth's buildings all the way, happily bring the earth's local specialties Go back to your own planet."

"It seems to be Loki and Thor." Sophia, who was held in Tony's arms, closed her eyes and felt it for a while, then opened her eyes happily and said, "I feel the breath of the little paper man approaching!"

"..." Hearing what Little Gummy said, Tony missed the point. He suddenly lifted his mask, looked at Sophia and asked, "What little paper doll? You gave another little paper doll to someone else?" Are you treating the little paper figurines like a good person card and handing them out casually?"

To some extent, Tony Stark is really a very vengeful person.

At that time, Sophia thought that Captain America, who had just been dug out of the ice, was alone and very lonely, so she gave him a small paper doll.

——Then Tony Stark has been remembering this matter, wishing to take a small notebook to take revenge.

My mind is full of 'What little paper man?I do not know how?Why didn't I? ' Tony, pressed again: "Little fudge?"

"It was given to Loki... when he sent Loki and Thor away..." Under Tony's gaze, Little Gummy felt an inexplicable guilty conscience.After she finished explaining without confidence, she blinked her eyes and asked innocently, "Is it not possible?"

In the heart of the little onmyoji, the little paper figurine infused with spiritual power is not only a mascot, but also a communication tool that can be used for long-distance contact.

This kind of thing that is only meaningful for long-distance use, of course Sophia couldn't think of giving it to Tony.

"Of course, Little Gummy." Natasha answered before Tony, and 'smoothly' snatched Sophia away from Tony's arms, "How about going back by car with us?"

Knowing that the people who were approaching the earth were Thor and Loki, their tensed hearts relaxed a little bit.

——Raytheon is almost becoming an old friend of the people on Earth, and he can send out a pennant of 'Asgard Friendly Diplomatic Ambassador'.

"But Tony doesn't seem very happy..." Little Gummy, who was held in Natasha's arms, turned around and looked at Tony in confusion, "Did I really do nothing wrong?"

"You don't need to talk to him," Natasha, who was always able to tell the truth, stroked Sophia's long hair. "He just feels too sour."

"Sour?" The ignorant Sophia looked up at Natasha suspiciously, but only got a meaningful smile from the Black Widow.

"Sophia can just go back with me—" Looking at Little Gummy who was about to be carried into the car by Natasha, Tony tried to fight for it.

——Of course, the result was ruthlessly rejected by the Black Widow.

"It's so cold at night, and Little Gummy doesn't have any armor, are you sure you want her to fly back with you?"

... Natasha is indeed Natasha.Her words directly blocked Tony from giving any reason to refute, so he could only watch Sophia wave goodbye to him.

And Barton, who also sat back in the car, listened to Sophia's explanation in a low voice, "But I have a spell to control the temperature", while complaining in his heart, "Actually, Xiaona is just trying to abduct the little girl, right?"

——Out of an instinctive desire to survive, Hawkeye didn't say this truth out of his mouth.

Iron Man, who had no paper man, little jellybean, and was taken away by the black widow, stood still and looked at the driving car, his whole body was a capitalized sour lemon.

The cold leaves sprinkled my face, the rebellion of my teammates broke my heart, Iron Man was really sad_(:з」∠)_

Extremely upset, Tony turned around to look at Quentin, who was half-dizzy, and suddenly grabbed the collar of Quentin's weird costume as if venting his anger, and picked him up, "Let's go, actor, I'll send you off first." Go where you need to go."

Tony, who was a courier on a whim because he was unhappy, left Quentin Baker at the door of Fury's office.

Fury, who was suddenly woken up, looked at Quentin at the door, and then at the pile of criminal evidence that Tony had just sent him, and immediately realized that he was going to work overtime all night again.

Fury glanced blankly at the mirror.

Tony Stark always mocks his hair, why don't you reflect on yourself, always causing him trouble and causing him to lose his hair?

After the other people in S.H.I.E.L.D. heard the overtime notice from the director, their expression management almost lost control collectively.

The formula of Tony Stark = overtime work will never be outdated for them.

Flying is always faster than land transportation.

Although Tony turned a corner and went to S.H.I.E.L.D., he still arrived at the building at about the same time as Natasha and the others.

The people who 'fall from the sky' close to the earth are indeed Thor and Loki.

Thor was still the same. After seeing Tony, he excitedly put down the fried chicken in his hand—the smart butler specially ordered it for him, and it was delivered by the weather-beaten fast food restaurant—waving his hands and shouting , "My friend! Long time no see!"

Looking at the oil stains on Thor's hand from taking the fried chicken, Tony put his hands against the other's hug, "Stay away from me, and be a big guy."

"Okay, okay." Thor shrugged helplessly and let Tony go.

Thor's voice of compromise was accompanied by the howling wind outside the building.

Tony, who had taken off his Iron Man suit, looked up at the ceiling of the living room. The ceiling, which was intact before he just went out, now had a big hole.

"...Why did you come in directly through the ceiling again, what a shocker? Didn't I say it many times before——"

"I remember!" Thor emphasized very proudly. "My friend, you once said before that if I broke in through the window glass again, I would not be able to eat a piece of fried chicken for a whole year. So Look, my friend, I didn't break any window glass today!"

"..." Hearing Thor's very confident answer, the corners of Tony's mouth couldn't help twitching twice.

He really wanted to ask the prince of Asgard, who looked so lost and proud, if there was any difference between smashing the ceiling and smashing the glass of the window?

And from the perspective of maintenance costs, the cost of crashing the ceiling is obviously greater than that of the windows!

Tony glanced at Loki, who was sitting on the sofa, as if staying out of the way, "Hey, Bambi, why don't you stop your brother?"

Tony didn't believe that Loki would be like Thor, completely ignorant of the rules of the human world.

Hearing Tony's words, Loki casually put down the jar in his hand, and looked at Tony casually, "Why should I waste time for you, an ant on earth?"

"...When you say this, can you get off my sofa first?"

Tony's eyes slid down, and he paused on the jar in Loki's hand, "...Wait, Bambi, what are you eating?"

"It's the fudge I gave Loki." It was Sophia who answered Tony's question.The little girl raised her hand happily, like a child rushing to answer a question. ——Sophia, who loves to make friends, always thinks that after eating her candy, she is her good friend.

Toni punished the little girl by suspending Sophia's supply of candy after she got into trouble at the British lab.

But even so, Sophia still has a lot in stock.Just like the jar she took out to share with Rocky now.

"..." After hearing this answer, Tony felt his hands suddenly itchy, and wanted to put on the Iron Man suit and have a palm shot.

Bambi, this guy, eats the candy of his family's small fudge, sits on the sofa in his mansion, and broke the ceiling of his house not long ago.And even so, it's still a secondary title like 'ants on the earth'.

...It's really embarrassing.

Grinding his teeth, Tony picked up Sophia, who was sitting next to Loki, and put it on his lap, "If I remember correctly, the last time you returned to Asgard, Bambi, you didn't go back to accept trial and punishment. Is it? Is the punishment over so soon?"

Leading the Frost Giants to invade the atrium, and then being held down by the superheroes and shikigami in the atrium to crush the hammer - this incident is definitely the biggest dark history in Loki's life.

Hearing Tony mention this on purpose, the expression on Loki's face instantly became uneasy.

But without waiting for the Lord Evil God to retort, Thor answered Tony's question first: "No, Loki is still in confinement. It was decided by my father and mother, let me bring Loki with me this time."

Thor put down the fried chicken in his hand and said, "We got news that Hela, the goddess of death in Niflheim, is going to invade the courtyard. We came here for this news."

After Thor's voice fell, the atmosphere in the entire living room suddenly cooled down.

All the superheroes present know that the earth has just experienced the invasion of the frost giants not long ago. If there is another alien force at this time... then it is likely to cause a catastrophe.

"Goddess of Death?" It wasn't until Sophia repeated the name in a low voice with some curiosity that the almost frozen atmosphere in the living room was broken. "So this world is also very popular with such legends and gods?"

Tony, who was already thinking about the solution, pinched Sophia's earlobe, and asked absently, "You seem familiar?"

"Well, is it?" The little onmyoji replied, "After all, my profession is to deal with ghosts and gods. And in our mythology system, such things as Yama, judge, ghost, and impermanence are very popular and common. image. However, because the mythology system is different, there should be a big difference in what to grasp life and death."

"Hella?" Steve, who is an art student, is the one who knows the Nordic mythology the best among these people. "Why does she want to target the earth?"

"Seriously," Tony complained along with the captain, "Bambi, do you villains like to use the earth as a check-in location? Why do you always use the earth as your invasion destination?"

"..." Loki, who had failed to invade the earth, didn't want to talk to him.

"We don't know about this. Maybe Hela just thinks that the people in the atrium are weaker, so it's easier for her to invade."

"Hmm," Tony shrugged, "then she will soon be like Bambi, who was slapped in the face and terribly beaten."

Being provoked several times by Tony, Loki pointed his knife at Tony, "Ant, do you want to die?"

"I'm not interested in fighting with you right now, Bambi who lost so badly." Tony, who hadn't slept much since last night, yawned, "This Hela, what kind of person is she?"

Seeing that Tony was so sleepy that his eyes were bloodshot, Sophia lay worriedly on his knees, carefully observing the state of her human shikigami. — got a pat from Tony.

Steve also added a question: "In mythology, she is the goddess of death?"

"Well," Thor nodded, "Hela rules the kingdom of the dead, and has the power to bring the dead back to life."

Although Tony was very sleepy, it didn't stop him from complaining about others: "Then she'd better not come to Earth, or she'll be caught as a medical tool."

—— How many people can't covet the power of bringing the dead back to life?

After finishing speaking, Tony pointed his finger and said to Natasha and Button: "You'd better inform Fury now and tell him that he's going to work overtime again."

"I've already said it," Natasha looked at the communicator in her hand and replied, "If you childish ghosts think about it, the other party may have already called."

Thor didn't know his arrival yet, and the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. Bureau fell into a state of collective overtime with bright lights. He continued: "The power of Hela should be very deadly to ordinary humans. And according to what we know According to the news, Hela is likely to cooperate with other people this time, such as Dormammu and Surtur..."

The little onmyoji, who didn't understand the Nordic mythology system at all, wrinkled his face into a pitiful ball after hearing Thor say these complicated names.

——It is definitely embarrassing for Asians to memorize European names.

Hawkeye wiped his arrow, and the cold light flickered back and forth between his fingers.Like Tony, he belongs to the kind of character who doesn't hesitate to complain even if he is nervous, "It seems that what Tie Can just said is right, the earth has really become a check-in attraction for your aliens. Batch after batch Invasion is not enough, we need to form a tour group to come together."

Thor, who was suddenly shot by the map, felt that he should justify his fellow aliens. He immediately added: "The grievances between Asgard and the Frost Giants involved the Atrium."

Speaking of this, Thor glanced at Loki who was sitting on the sofa and almost finished a whole can of candy, but the instigator was very calm, playing with the glass jar in his hand all the time, without looking away at all. to Thor.

Thor paused helplessly for a few seconds before continuing, "In order to make up for this matter, my father and mother specially sent me and Loki to the courtyard to help you."

"Forget it," Tony really started to fight as soon as he met Loki, "why do you bring Bambi?"

Although Rocky himself didn't want to come to Earth as an 'assistant', after hearing Tony's suspicious words, he still glanced at him, "Why, ants, do you have any objections?"

"Of course I..."

"Tony—"

"Okay Tony, now's not the time to fight—"

The voices of Sophia and Steve sounded almost at the same time, interrupting Tony who was going to continue the 'pecking each other' quarrel with Loki.

"Okok, just pretend I didn't say anything." Tony raised his hand helplessly and took a step back.But then he said sourly to the little gummy in his arms, "Let's forget about the captain, now even my little gummy doesn't face me."

Tony's tone sounded very serious and sad. Little Gummy, who was sitting crookedly in his arms, immediately straightened up and turned around, putting soft hands on both sides of Tony's cheeks, "Of course not, when we first met When I was here, I already promised you that I will always protect you in the future."

"..." Tony was pretending to be sad, but Sophia was really serious.The way the little girl promised earnestly made people feel soft when they saw it.

Natasha looked at Tony, who was playing forehead with Sophia, and rolled a huge white eye in her heart.

How old are you, and you still have to lie to children, how old is Tony Stark's mental age?

Under the obstruction of Sophia and the captain, Tony, who finally stopped fighting with Loki, finally started to seriously discuss the plan.

Sophia listened to their discussion from "Hela's Life Profile" to "Hela's Weaknesses" to "What kind of countermeasure should the earth choose?"... Anyway, they are all things that little onmyojis half-understand.

Listening to the names of these Norse gods that were too hard to pronounce, Sophia felt more and more sleepy, sitting in Tony's arms and dozing off little by little.Not only Tony couldn't sleep at night yesterday, but even Sophia herself couldn't sleep because she was too worried about Peter.The little onmyoji lent the dream-eating tapir to Peter, but he invited the soul-returning incense, which is proficient in illusion, to discuss for a long time.

Later, Sophia heard Director Nick's voice and discussion. The little girl's eyelashes trembled twice, but soon, under the call of drowsiness, she couldn't help falling into a deep sleep.

Loki, who had no interest in what the ants on earth were discussing, sat on the sofa carelessly.He stared at Sophia who was sleeping on Tony's lap for a while, then stood up suddenly, picked up the little fudge without saying a word, turned and left.

Seeing Loki turning around so simply, Thor scratched his hair in doubt, and asked blankly, "What is Loki going to do?"

Loki was too lazy to deal with Tony's group of human ants and ask questions, so he asked the smart housekeeper in the building: "Where is her room?"

The smart butler still had a psychological shadow on the intruder who forced him to go offline. After a few seconds of silence, he guided Loki to the location of the little lady's bedroom.

Loki looked at the little ants sleeping soundly in the warm quilt in silence. The little ants on this earth looked extremely fragile, as if they would break if touched.

But it was such a weak-looking little onmyoji, together with the group of ants outside who were discussing boring topics, that caused his invasion plan to fail completely.

While the smart butler was concentrating on analyzing the logic of Loki's behavior, Loki suddenly stretched out his hand and patted the top of Gummy's head. "I didn't show my ears." Thinking about the feeling of the past, Loki said in a somewhat regretful tone.

"??" Loki's sudden action caused the smart butler to suddenly freeze up, which did not conform to the behavioral logic calculated by the smart butler.After his huge data stream paused for two seconds, he quietly sent the picture just now to Tony's mailbox.

After standing aside for a while, Loki suddenly took out a thin piece of paper figurine from his arms, and placed the paper figurine beside Little Gummy's bed.

After the little onmyoji woke up the next day, he found a cute little paper figurine shaking jio lying on his pillow.

In a building with smart butlers, every detail can be perfected.For example, now, after Sophia opened her eyes, the smart housekeeper turned on the lights in the bedroom.The light slowly turned from dark to bright, leaving enough buffer time for Sophia who had just opened her eyes.

Sophia, who had just yawned, held up the little paper figurine, "You're back, did Loki put you here?"

The little paper man nodded emphatically. Although he didn't have any facial features, Sophia could still see his happy mood through his movements.Of course he would feel very happy to be able to return to Onmyoji.

Sophia, who walked into the restaurant, was a little surprised to find that there were only herself and Loki in the restaurant.

——This is not in line with the living habits of the Avengers.

However, although no one was there, the captain still habitually left Sophia with a prepared sandwich and warm milk.

"Why isn't everyone here?" Sophia moved her tableware to Rocky's side, because the chair next to Rocky was not a children's chair specially prepared for her, so Little Gummy could sit on it and swing her legs back and forth.

Of course, Loki didn't care about the itinerary of the group of ants on the earth. He glanced at each other casually, and compared their breakfasts by the way. With a corner of his mouth, he answered, "How would I know where those ants went?"

In the end, the smart butler answered the question: "Miss, sir and the captain have already gone out to carry out their mission."

"Surtur from Muspelheim has arrived on Earth. In order to contain him as soon as possible, the Avengers have dispatched."

Hearing the answer from the smart housekeeper, Sophia immediately put down the milk glass in her hand, "Where are they now, I want to go there."

"You don't need to be so troublesome, young lady," the smart butler quickly comforted Sophia, "Surter's landing point on Earth has not been selected, so he has...lost now."

Hearing this unexpected answer, Sophia blinked suspiciously, "...Huh?"

"Surter is a fire giant, he is afraid of low temperature and cold," the smart housekeeper patiently explained to Sophia with his nice British accent, "but his landing place was chosen in front of your shikigami Yuki."

"...That's really... not a good choice." Sophia replied dryly after a long silence.

This way of landing is like entering the ground.

It was also a coincidence that when Sophia and the smart housekeeper were discussing this issue, Tony just called: "Little Gummy, good morning."

Tony looked at Surtur, who was buried in the Snow Maiden's ice and had shrunk into a small ball, and asked, "What do you think of us making an old-fashioned oven in the building?"

However, ordinary people burn firewood in their fireplace ovens, and Tony Stark intends to directly plug a Surtur.

The author has something to say: Surtur: ? ?Am I unworthy of a name? ?

After watching the unbroadcast episode _(:з」∠)_, Tony called Xiaochong 'my favorite young man', but in the end, they couldn't talk properly.