The monk who is going to cross me is bent

The monk lingered in the Tianshan Mountains for a few days, and naturally he had a place to rest. At this time, he hugged the drunk little doctor and went to a grassland far away from the town.

It’s almost May, and the Tianshan Mountains are still very cold. The grass on the grassland is yellow and covered with a layer of snow. Not far away, there are cows and horses chewing hay and strolling freely on the grassland. The livestock here are free-range and do not see their owners. Keep watch nearby, and don't worry about someone stealing.

The monk took Chi Wang into the yurt where he lived, took off his shoes for him, put him on the bed, and covered him with a quilt.

He turned and went to light a fire.

It is cold in the north, and the quilt still feels that the body is not warm enough, until it rises in the brazier, and the surrounding air suddenly feels much warmer.

After finishing all this work, Zi'an stepped aside, turned around a string of bodhi seeds on his hands, closed his eyes, and silently recited Buddhist scriptures in his heart.

He opened his eyes, but did not stop chanting.

Someone is coming outside.

"Your envoy, we have found out that this pasture in the north is owned by an old widower. He recently lent the yurt at the foot of the mountain to a foreigner to live in. The person inside is probably the monk we are looking for. .”

Zi'an pondered for a while, took out something from his arms, looked at Xiaochi on the bed, and made a decision.

He gently unbuttoned Chi Wan's lapel.

Chi Wang's originally peaceful and long breathing paused almost imperceptibly for a moment.

Zian unbuttoned his clothes, touched the hidden pocket inside the clothes, and stuffed the things in his hands into Chi Wang's clothes.

He moved very neatly, and after finishing this movement, he stopped touching Chi Wang's body, and only covered his chin with the quilt, and stuffed the quilt tightly.

The monk gently took off his hat and put it on again, revealing his bare head.

He opened the door of the yurt silently, and at that moment, the cold wind rushed in from the door.

Chi Wan didn't speak.

Soon, the cool wind blowing on his face disappeared.In a closed room, a brazier reheats the air, making one drowsy.

After a while, a voice shouted from a distance: "That bald man is over there! Hurry up, hurry up!"

The sound went away.

The monk also left.

At this time, the voice of sand and stone suddenly sounded: "Chi Wang, I know you are awake, get ready, there is a master of the Tianshan sect outside, he didn't chase the monk, he was outside the door."

Chi Wan opened his eyes.

That day, the people from Shanjiao opened the heavy curtain door and walked into the yurt.

Chi Wang sat up from the bed, facing the unexpected guest.

The Tianshan teacher who walked into the yurt was tall and straight, wearing a black robe, a mask on his face, a high ponytail hanging, and a long spear in his hand.

The sound of sand and stone was still only heard by Chi Wang, and he yelled in Chi Wang's ear: "It's terrible, Chi Wang, your internal strength has dropped too much now, this person seems to be not simple, let me find out who he is ...Huh, access to character data is prohibited?"

The man walked on the ground without making any footsteps. The spear he held in his hand weighed more than ten kilograms, but it was so light in his hand that it seemed to have no weight at all.

Chi Wang looked at the flames embroidered on the corner of his clothes and the blue pattern on the mask, and thought of Bai Xiao's ranking of martial arts masters before his death, and calmly asked, "Qinglong Envoy?"

"En." The Azure Dragon Envoy actually responded.

Chi Wang: "Sandstone, you are not as good as me."

Sandstone: "...Hmm."

Qinglong made his voice a little hoarse, but he admitted his identity very calmly and generously, "This is the yurt where the monk lives, why are you... on his bed?"

The Azure Dragon Envoy flicked his high ponytail, quickly scanned the yurt, saw that there was no other place to hide people, turned his head, and looked at him through the mask.

"What is your relationship with that monk?"

Chi Wang said slowly: "I have nothing to do with any bald donkey."

Thunder rumbled faintly in the sky.

Chi Wang changed his words and said: "...I have always hated bald donkeys. After I was drunk last night, I couldn't remember some things clearly...Why was I brought here, and where is this? You have to ask me to bring me here people."

The thunder finally didn't strike.

The envoy Qinglong looked at the loose neckline of Chi Wang on the bed, paused for a moment, and sighed: "Oh, even monks don't abide by the rules, this is really..."

"This is really the world, the wind, the sun, and the world!" Qinglong envoy said sadly, "It's not easy for women, now even men must always pay attention to their innocence and safety!"

Chi Wang: "..."

Without further ado, he tidied up the loose clothes he had just slept in, refastened his belt, and fastened all the buttons to the top.

"This obscene monk dares to do such a nasty thing at the foot of my Tianshan Mountain. He really doesn't take my god religion seriously." After the Qinglong envoy sighed with interest, he subconsciously said, "My teacher predicted the meteor last night. Rain, today I heard that several towns in the north were on fire at night, but the towns under the protection of my religion were not affected by any disaster."

"Meteors were natural disasters in ancient times, and the theory of astrology, alas, shows that from the Zhong Dynasty to today, they are not protected by the heavens. Only I, the Tianshan Sect..."

Chi Wang listened to Qinglong Envoy's improvisation, and opened his mouth to talk about a cup of tea, without repeating a word of brainwashing and preaching. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart—this man's literary talent is really good, he doesn't even need to write a draft, he can do this Fluent and unobstructed, if it is written in words and then processed, I don't know how good it will be.

The Tianshan Cult has been so successful in brainwashing the people in the northern borders. I wonder how much of this success the Azure Dragon Envoy has contributed to?

After the Qinglong envoy preached from all over the world, he finally turned back the topic that had been taken to nowhere, "The obscene monk took advantage of the meteor shower last night to sneak into my teaching and stole the treasures of my teaching. As the Qinglong envoy of the Tianshan Sect, I was ordered by the leader to thoroughly investigate this matter and return the lost treasure."

The Qinglong envoy narrowed his eyes and said: "You appeared on his bed, and you still act like this... Well, you have nothing to do with him, so I don't believe it."

The Qinglong envoy flicked his ponytail high, turned his head and said, "Come in, let's look in this room."

Several members of the Tianshan sect came in after hearing the sound, and simply began to search the yurt. After a while, the members reported to the Qinglong envoy: "There is nothing in the house."

The Azure Dragon Envoy's eyes slowly turned to Chi Wang, "Then there is only one place in this house, and I haven't searched it yet."

Chi Wan looked at him indifferently.

Chi Wang: "Sandstone, do you think it's okay if I go this way?"

However, Shashi became serious: "This is the third Azure Dragon envoy on the ranking list, and also the eighth and tenth on the top ten list - Xuanwu and Suzaku, two Tianshan envoys, are nearby now, here It is the territory of the Tianshan Sect, and according to my initial estimates, the probability of your escape by force is 60%."

"No, it's [-]%." ​​Chi Wang said calmly.

Sandstone also patiently explained, "Confidence is a good thing, but the current situation does have risks."

"And after this upgrade, I adjusted the direction of resource allocation." Sandstone said, "In order to avoid any problems for you, I will give priority to your physical and mental health, as well as your personal safety. This is what I focus on. Direction. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, you can never get your shoes wet..."

Chi Wang interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense, get to the point."

Sandstone said aggrievedly: "You think I'm nagging... Chi Wang, I just want to say, don't underestimate the Azure Dragon Envoy in front of you. In just a few years, he has become the second in command of the entire shoe sect." , not only relying on force, not to mention that he has backup."

Seeing that Chi Wang didn't answer for a long time, Qinglong Envoy showed a look of sudden understanding, "Oh... I understand! But you also have to cooperate with the work. I'll search you personally. It's okay, right?"

He flicked his high ponytail, and slowly approached Chi Wang, his attitude seemed to be very peaceful, "Don't worry, I won't touch the places that shouldn't be touched, I don't treat you like a prostitute, I guarantee that my hands and feet are very regular of."

Seeing the Azure Dragon Envoy reach out his hand, Chi Wang raised his hand to block it, which was a gesture of rejection.

The Azure Dragon Envoy is not a normal person either. After being stunned for a moment, he squeezed his throat and said sharply: "It's okay, I understand, I understand, you have been traumatized physically and mentally, and now you don't want to be touched by men... Then just treat me like a woman Already, is little brother coming?"

Chi Wang got goosebumps all over his body because of this movement, are all the sneakers in this shoe sect like Qinglong envoys?

Neuropathy is not scary, but neuropathy is cultured.

Chi Wang's refusal was too obvious, and the Azure Dragon Envoy was actually aggrieved. He opened his mouth and almost dictated another ten-thousand-character long essay. Fortunately, someone came in from outside and stopped his impromptu performance in time.

The curtains of the yurt were pulled up, and the cold wind blew into the warm room. Everyone turned to look at the tall man at the door.

The owner of Fengyun Villa stood by the door with his hands in his hands: "Qinglong Envoy, this is the guest who drank in my tavern yesterday. I can guarantee that he has nothing to do with the theft of your treasures."

In just a moment, the owner Feng Yunzheng exchanged a look with Qinglong Envoy, and Feng Yunzheng nodded slightly.

Shashi said happily: "He seems to be on your side, the first and the second team up... the third, the eighth and the tenth to hit his mother, it's steady, I think if you want to fight, now is a good time .”

Chi Wang was indifferent: "It's okay to bully the weak and be afraid of the strong, but to be cowardly, can you use your brain, is it a question of whether to fight or not?"

Shashi, who was once again despised, cried loudly.

The snake in the north has spoken, but it still has weight after all.

The Qinglong envoy put away his spear, glanced at Chi Wang again, and said, "Well, since the owner of Fengyun Villa has spoken, I will naturally sell this face... Brothers, let's go out."

As soon as he said he would leave, the Azure Dragon Envoy was also a decisive person, and quickly led the Tianshan Sect people away.

Seeing them walking away, Feng Yunzheng turned to Chi Wang and asked curiously, "Young Master Chi, where is your medicine box? Could it be that someone from the Tianshan Sect snatched it?"

Chi Wang was strangely silent for a moment, because he was also thinking—yes, where is his medicine box?

The bald donkey did not know how to bring him back yesterday, but... really just brought his people back?What about the medicine box he put in the snow, and the wine jar of the old man! ?

Chi Wang silently said "Why panic", nodded to Feng Yunzheng, "Thank you, I will find you later", and rushed out like the wind without looking back.

Fortunately, halfway up the mountain, his wine jar and medicine box were still in place, and Chi Wang breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was all right.

Recalling what happened just now, Chi Wan unbuttoned his clothes and put his hands into his secret pockets.

He couldn't help being puzzled - what did the monk put on himself to lure away the Tianshan Sect people, so that the Tianshan Sect people were so afraid?

The author has something to say:

Qinglong made righteous indignation: obscene monk!

Chi Wang: Well, the obscene monk.

Zi'an said in despair: ...What did the poor monk do wrong?