The monk who is going to cross me is bent

With a "chi la", the book fell apart in Chi Wang's hands, and was torn in half by his bare hands.

The bookstore owner was immediately angry: "You read the book as soon as you read it, why did you tear it up? Whether you pay or not is the second thing, don't you know how many readers are waiting in line for this sixth volume? I just bought it, so why don’t you know how to cherish it?”

The boss muttered something there, and Chi Wang heard every word, but he felt that he didn't understand every word.

He has always thought that he has lived for 700 years, and it is the most basic self-cultivation to keep calm when things happen, because in these 700 years, he has already seen everything he should have seen, and he wants to express his emotions and anger for something. color, it is difficult for him.

At this moment, he finally realized that he was still too young.

Chi Wang's voice was a little fluttering: "How many...all the volumes are left in your store, I will take them all together."

We must take away everything we can see. When we turn around, we must find a slope with a leeward side and burn all these books!Burn to ashes!

Hearing that he wanted other brochures, Fang Liu looked at Chi Wang with an unspeakable look in his eyes.

Seeing that it was a big client, the bookstore owner's face immediately turned cloudy, and his attitude became more attentive: "Okay, okay! There are seven volumes of "Drunken Sleeve Peach", and now it's the sixth volume. The penultimate chapter is just one book short of the finale, since the guest officer wants them all, I will bring them to you."

Chi Wang thought to himself, there are still seven volumes to be published! ?

Which Guapi wrote this book?

The owner of the bookstore shook his head and said: "This is the masterpiece of Mr. Peach Blossom, the lifelong love story between Yuchi Guoshi and the First Emperor. It has been serialized for three years, and it has swept me all over the country..."

Chi Wang couldn't listen anymore, waved his hand, and said anxiously: "Take it away, take it all away, take me a sack and put it away!"

The bookstore owner happily went in to clean up, and after a while, he really dragged out a sack of books.

"There are a total of 67 volumes left in the store. I'll give you a small change. How do you pay for it?"

Chi Wang was really shocked by this blow, he went to touch his money bag, only to find that...he hadn't gone to withdraw money for a long time, and the money bag was empty.

Fang Liu glanced at him silently, and took out his wallet without saying a word.

Chi Wang: "..."

All the way back to Bu Zhai, both of them fell into silence.

Just like this, when he walked all the way back to the brightly lit Bu Zhai without saying a word, Chi Wang finally regained his senses.

He looked at the sack of books he was dragging, and his face twitched again, "I'll go out first, you can go back by yourself."

Fang Liu glanced at him with a complicated expression, then looked at the sack of notebooks in his hand, took a lamp from the servant, handed it to him, and said: "Understood, don't play too crazy, come back earlier."

Distraught, Chi Wang dragged a bag of books and went around to the slope on the other side of the mountain next to Bu Zhai.

It was already dark, and no one was here, Chi Wang finally didn't have to pretend, he took a deep breath with a dark face, and with the courage to break the boat, he opened the sack,

"Drunk Sleeve Peach", three large characters with ironed edges on the scroll came into view.

It's at this time, and Chi Wang still has a kind of self-deceiving luck - it's not possible that all the brochures are all the little yellow books of himself and Mu Beixi, right?

He grabbed one convulsively and turned a page in the middle.

[Mu Beixi is wearing a dragon robe, even at this time, he is still neat and majestic, revealing a kind of calmness that is calm and sure of victory. 】

[Yuchi Wang's heavy and luxurious national teacher's uniform has slipped down to his elbows at this time.Mu Beixi hugged him onto the dragon chair in a connected posture. 】

This book was slapped to the ground by Zhen Yuchi Guoshi, and then he stomped vigorously with his feet, only to feel a little vented.

There is a saying called broken pot, broken fall, Chi Wang may have been a little delirious after being stimulated, so he picked up another book at random, regardless of the number of books, he picked a page at random and opened it.

This is more interesting.

The two protagonists in the storybook went outside the palace this time and went to a brothel to have fun. Listening to the ups and downs of the young couple in the next room, "Mu Beixi" took out a book similar to "Drunk Sleeve Peach". little yellow mosquito.

"Mu Beixi" read the short stories in the storybook, and taught "Yuchi Wang" to do the things in the little yellow mosquito.

【"National teacher, at this time, you should be like the young man in this storybook, tightly clamping your legs and saying 'thank you for the gift of rain and dew'."】

"Your uncle—"

The book was torn apart from the middle again by Chi Mu, and the white shreds of paper were flying in the air.

Unexpectedly, the wind in the air suddenly changed its direction, and all the confetti blown out just now were blown back by the wind and stuck on his face.

Chi Wang stood desolately in the wind, his body and mind were severely injured.

No wonder Fang Liu looked at him with such indescribable eyes when he left Buzhai with a sack of "Drunk Sleeve Peach" just now, and even told him...don't play too crazy.

Finally understanding the meaning of this, Chi Wang gave up explaining.

Trembling all over, he picked up the lamp, brought the flame close to the sack, and the tongue of flame rolled onto the pages of the book, instantly igniting all "Drunken Sleeve Peach".

At this time, the voice of sand and stone suddenly sounded in his head, and the iconic little voice of sand and stone seemed a little anxious, "hey, don't burn it, I'm still two books away, although this book is sour and stupid Blood, but not to mention pretty, very exciting!"

Chi Wang's tone was terrifying: "Do you still want to live?"

Sha Shi realized something, and didn't dare to speak out to stop him, watching Chi Wang regretfully burning all these scriptures to slag.

"You... go!" Chi Wang held his forehead, and didn't even want to ask when Sha Shi would come back, "Sand Shi, I allow you to draw my power now and do a search. I need to know immediately that this person is called Peach Blossom. Young Master's man, who is he!"

Sandstone: "Ah, calm down. After this upgrade, I still have some power left to do a search, so I won't smoke you this time. Since you want to know so much, I'll help you find it."

After a while, Shashi said: "I haven't been able to find any information about this person. This is a fake name called 'Peach Blossom Son'. There are hundreds of them in Zhongchao's brothels. Where can I find them for you?"

In the past 700 years, Chi Wang has never been so irritable as he is today. He walked around in circles a few times, and felt that it was meaningless for him to be like this.

Shashi kindly suggested: "Why are you so angry? Don't be angry, it's not beautiful to be angry again. Let me read some Buddhist scriptures for you, calm down?"

Chi Wang: "..."

Don't know yourself hating everything monk-related?Why do you hate something, why do you come here?

This is the first time that Chi Wang misses the previous female voice system. Although it is cold, it is not as irritating as sand and stone.

Sandstone was silent for a moment, and then said, "Are you so angry? I actually always thought that you and Mu Beixi..."

Chi Wang interrupted severely: "What do you think? No!"

Sandstone said stickily: "I read the sixth book, and it all said that Mu Beixi wants to make a male queen, and that queen is you."

Chi Wang stopped in his tracks, and said solemnly, "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know who his queen is until now, but I'm sure it's not me. Besides, Mu Beixi and I don't have any relationship other than monarchs and ministers. If This statement is not true, and it will strike me like a thunderbolt!"

The sky is calm at night, the moon and stars are sparse, and the sky is beautiful.

Chi Wang's back was straight, without guilt, he strode forward.

Sandstone watched him walk forward with his head held high.

A moment later, a thunderbolt exploded out of thin air and struck Chi Wang with precision.

The thunder made Miss Bu, who was holding chicken soup in Bu Zhai, who was about to drink it, tremble, and almost spilled half of the bowl of chicken soup.

"Okay, why is there a sudden thunder here? I haven't seen any rain." Bu Ran looked a little puzzled, then turned her head and said to Liu Liu: "You are a boy, you need to eat more to grow up properly , I ask someone to serve you another bowl?"

"Okay, thank you, Miss Xiaoran."

At night, Buran and Fang Liu chatted about life and drank chicken soup together in the house.

Fang Liu asked concerned: "Sister Xiaoran, why don't you just lie down in the house and wait for me to come back here? It's windy outside, so be careful not to catch a cold."

Buran replied: "I slept for a day during the day, but now I am not sleepy. By the way, I will wait for you and the doctor's little brother to come back. But you are back, where is the little brother?"

Fang Liu's expression suddenly became very unnatural: "He went out, who knows what he did."

Buran noticed that there was a difference in his tone, so he couldn't help but take another look at Fang Liu.

The servants of Bu Zhai brought a pot of fragrant chicken soup. Since Chi Wang told Ren Ren to drink more soup and water, the kitchen has been stewing soup in different ways to nourish her body.

Bu Ran greeted: "Liu Liu, let's have chicken soup together."

The two drank the soup in suspense, and Buran drank a bowl and a half, and was almost full when it was almost done.But Fang Liu didn't know if it was because of the boy's big appetite, or because he was stimulated by the phrase "long man". He killed all the remaining chicken soup by himself, which was very inspirational.

After drinking the soup, Buran asked, "How are you recovering from the injuries on your body?"

"I recovered very quickly, the wound was treated in a timely manner, and there was no inflammation." Fang Liu rolled his eyes, "Miss Xiaoran, there is something I want to ask you."

Buran remained motionless and said, "Oh?"

There was no one in the left and right rooms, and the atmosphere was very good, so Fang Liu asked, "Why did you come to Jiangbei suddenly? How could you get involved with people from the Tianshan Sect? I received a distress signal from Bu's family, and I went to find you immediately." , almost missed it."

Buran was silent for a moment, and selectively revealed: "I went to the north to conduct a secret investigation according to the emperor's order. You also know that the Tianshan Sect has continued to expand its power in the north over the years, which has posed a threat to the stability of the north. I have done a lot. Be careful, but you were still targeted by the people of Tianshan Sect, and it was very embarrassing to be chased all the way, thanks to meeting you, I have never thanked you properly."

After this battle, Fang Liu, who lost his vitality and lost many people to Chi Wang's rescue, did not show any clues at this time. Instead, he smiled as usual, "Why are you so polite to me?"

After a pause, Fang Liu asked again: "You contracted this plague, which is very different from the ones seen in Jiangbei. Why did the people who chased you from the Tianshan Sect say that this is a new plague researched by their Sect? "

Buran was stunned for a moment, and the momentary stupefaction did not seem to be fake, "They said such a thing? Can the plague be controlled by human intervention like poison?"

The two chatted for a while, and Bu Ran said, "Liu Liu, go open the window to get some air, the room is a little stuffy."

Fang Liu did as he said, and as soon as he opened the window, he saw the small door opposite the window, and Chi Wan walked in cautiously.

It's so late, Chi Wang who thought everyone was asleep: "..."

Buran: "..."

Fang Liu: "..."

Buran broke the embarrassing situation, "Little brother, why... have you become like this?"

Chi Wang quickly cleared up his mood, and gave the reason impeccably: "I'm fine, but it was dark just now and I didn't see the road clearly, and I accidentally fell... I'll go back to the room to freshen up, excuse me."

After saying this, Chi Wan turned around and ran away gracefully.

A small wind blows the dead leaves, and they float dryly in the spacious yard of Bu Zhai.

The person in front of him disappeared like a gust of wind, only the boys and girls in the room looked at each other in blank dismay.

As soon as he returned to the house, Chi Wang closed the door and asked his servants to boil water.The water was quickly boiled, and the tub was carried into Chi Wang's yard.

Being struck by lightning is probably something that happens once and twice.

Anyway, you can't kill yourself by chopping, it's just an additional effect after chopping, which makes people feel desperate.

Chi Wang threw the clothes outside, got into the bathtub, and began to take care of his body and hair.

The two children in this step house are very smart, and Chi Wang showed a lot of flaws today, especially Fang Liu was still watching from the side.

But after thinking about it again, no matter how clever Ren Fangliu was, it was impossible for him to guess the truth of the matter.

But still can't lose my composure anymore.

Chi Wang is a person who has experienced big winds and waves, what is this little thing?He wants to cheer up.

This goddamn "Peach Blossom" hasn't been executed yet, how could he fall first?

In the dead of night, only he and Shishi were still there. Chi Wang felt that the scene was a bit awkward, so he took the initiative to find a topic: "I saved a lot of people during the day, how do you calculate it?"

Sandstone immediately started: "After sorting and counting, you have saved thirteen people. I have slightly relaxed the criteria for judging 'near death', and I will count a few more for you."

Chi Wang is concerned about another topic: "What about the non-dying people? What are the consequences?"

As expected, Sha Shi would not punish him, "Save him if you want, there will be no consequences."

Chi Wang finally felt that something good happened this day.

He continued to test and asked, "What if I kill someone?"

Shashi was alert and said: "Hey, who are you going to kill? Fighting and killing, what are you doing so bloody?"

He hasn't started killing for a long time, but he occasionally has people who want to kill.

Chi Wang's tone was subtle: "...There are always people who accidentally kill people when they are defending themselves."

"Well, that situation is of course a different matter, but to be honest..." Sha Shi paused for a while, "I saw a process hanging on you here... Well, in other words, it is a small device. It's locked, so I can't see anything. It's usually quiet and doesn't make any movement, but whenever you save someone, you have to treat a dying person, its data will change. "

Sha Shi's tone became solemn: "And, there is one thing I want to tell you."

"Chi Wang, there is an old saying that duplicity is struck by lightning. I think it makes sense. I didn't get over it for a long time just now. If it was stronger, I would have to crash. I am here The consequences of one shot are quite serious, for our future, you should be extra careful."

Chi Wang sneered: "I can't even find a 'Peach Blossom Boy' who writes about little yellow mosquitoes, so why would I want you!"

This wave of mutual damage was so effective that for two full days, Sha Shi didn't take the initiative to speak to him.

After washing his hair more than a dozen times, Chi Wang finally got rid of the curls in his hair, and treated the burnt fake skin on his face.By the time it was done, it was past midnight.

Before going to sleep, he lay on the bed and thought tiredly, probably there would be no worse day than this.

the next day.

Chi Wang sat on the bed, looked at the hair that had been flattened by him, and it was curled into a charming arc again, lost in thought.

When we were eating breakfast together, Bu Ran stared at Chi Wang for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Little brother, you went out so late yesterday, did you go to get your hair done...how did you get your curly hair permed? Is there any store like this in Yancheng, please recommend it to me."

Chi Wan smiled slightly, his demeanor was impeccable: "You think too much. Remember to tell your maid that adding three liang of Coptis chinensis to your medicine today will detoxify and beautify your skin. It will be of great benefit to your body."

Buran: "..."