Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

"Senior, let's have dinner together next time!"

You You didn't give Xiao Zhe a chance to keep her, ran over happily, pressed the accelerator button and got into the car, put on the seat belt by herself, sat with her two fists on her lap straight.

Shang Fan looked at Xiao Zhe, who was disappointed and sighed, and drove away without saying anything.

On the second day of the meeting, I personally took Youyou home for dinner, which was also a plot in the original book, and Youyou didn't think there was anything wrong when she thought of this.

Along the way, Shang Fan adhered to the principle of concentrating on driving, not even listening to the radio, nor squinting his eyes.

For the first 5 minutes, Youyou sat upright, very well-behaved, and did not do anything except pinch his sore neck occasionally.

In the second 5 minutes, Youyou became bored while waiting for the traffic light, turned on the phone and flipped through it, and then put it back to save traffic, and quietly followed the advertisement words of the big sale on the roadside with both feet.

In the third 5 minutes, when the car got on the high speed, Youyou's neck moved back and forth, grinning in pain, then stopped moving, looked up at the roof of the car, and couldn't help but started humming.

"Very hungry, very hungry, I'm really hungry~"

In the fourth 5 minutes, Youyou cut the song.

'Ding!Blackening value +2, host, please shut up!The current blackening value is 47! '

Youyou: '...?What a moody little goblin! '

System: 'Know that he's moody, you're going to be rude! '

You You: "I didn't expect that he didn't like this song, so I'll change it." '

"You pomelo."

"To!"

Shang Fan stopped the car at some point and turned to look at him.

"Get out of the car with me."

You You looked around and found that it was an unfamiliar place.

Just kidding, he just wore it, and he doesn't know anywhere except school and the company he knows.

There was a traditional Chinese medicine clinic nearby, and Shang Wen took him directly to see an old man. He was pinched twice by the rough palm, and then there was a crack.

Youyou thought that his neck was broken, and his face turned pale with fright, but the old man laughed and asked him to move his neck twice, and he recovered.

"Master! Are you still accepting apprentices!!" This is too powerful!

"Your uncle takes money but not disciples, good boy."

"..."

Shang Fan paid the fee for him, and took him back to the car. Seeing Youyou lowered his head and fiddled with his phone, he secretly sent the location of this small hospital to the memo.

"Thank you uncle, if you didn't take me to see a doctor, I would be in pain for a week. When I grow up, I will respect you and take care of you."

Shang Fan didn't drive in a hurry, but looked at him, and responded with a half-smile,

"Give me a pension? How about inheriting my inheritance when I die?"

Youyou wanted to turn his head suddenly again, but was pinned down by Shang Fan's hand, stiffened for a moment, and turned his head slowly instead.

"Uncle, don't worry about it! I don't want an inheritance, just live well!"

"What about you?"

"Huh? Me? I'm living well too." Youyou was very puzzled.

Shang Fan drove and took him home seriously.

It's not a big villa or a big house, it's just an ordinary apartment for commercial and residential purposes.After entering the door, You You had a feeling that this place was not like a home for people to live in, it was too neat and tidy, lacking in popularity, it was like a hotel.

At least the hotel I stayed in last night had refrigerators and microwave ovens, but the refrigerators were not even plugged in, as if they were not used all year round.

"Uncle, you agreed to lend me the kitchen." Even so, Youyou was very happy, and walked around the kitchen, "You haven't eaten since you came back so early, why don't you just eat what I cooked today?"

Shang Fan's complexion softened, "What are you doing?"

"You order!"

You You took out a menu from nowhere and handed it to Shang Fan.

This menu was silently written by him based on the memory of the original owner. Most of them are dishes that can be cooked and are easy to cook, and there are also a few dishes that he was good at during his lifetime.

Shang Fan looked around inside, and finally gave him back, "Do what you like."

Youyou made a dish of spicy chicken, a dish of tofu with abalone sauce, and a dish of sweet and sour dark plum ribs.

What he likes is spicy chicken, which is also a specialty dish. The original owner likes tofu with abalone sauce, which is a bit salty. Wu Mei's small row is the work he intends to take for the competition.

The staple food is rice. After cooking, Youyou suddenly felt that today's dishes were too strong, so he ate another garlic cucumber.

Dinner was very rich.

When the food was served, he was embarrassed again.

Because the system finally remembered to remind him that the original owner is not a person who can eat spicy food very much, but is more fond of sweet food, and Shang Yan's taste is completely unknown.

You You sat down, and waited for Shang Fan to move his chopsticks before he started eating. He was very reserved, very careful and quiet throughout the process.

"You pomelo." Shang Fan used to be a person who didn't eat or sleep, but now he suddenly made an exception. He took a sip of each and then put down his chopsticks, "Your craftsmanship is pretty good."

"As long as Uncle Shang likes it." Youyou smiled sweetly.

"You weren't such a laughing person before."

"Eh? You've seen me before?" Youyou was stunned.

"When you didn't know, I saw you several times, and every teacher in your class knew me."

shit...

Shang Fan said unhurriedly, "You used to be timid, low self-esteem, weak and easy to bully, and you loved to cry. You didn't dare to look people in the eyes when you spoke, and you liked to lower your head when you walked."

You You: "...Well, I have grown up."

"You also said that you are afraid of thunder, especially at night, as long as there is thunder and rain outside, you will write to me. Later, when you have a mobile phone, you will send me messages and watch videos with headphones to survive."

"Yes, yes."

"You have no parents, and you have no family memories since you were a child. Because you have no confidence, you have never dared to resist after being bullied by others. You need help from others even if you sue the teacher."

"It doesn't work all the time... People have to learn to protect themselves, haha." You You laughed dryly.

"Although you are not allergic to fish, you have always been sensitive to the taste of fish. Once, some classmates thought you were hypocritical and deliberately put fish paste in your porridge. You couldn't see it with the naked eye. You vomited after taking a sip, and you were laughed at. long time."

"This, in fact, has more psychological factors..."

You You couldn't laugh anymore, poked rice with drooping shoulders, and poked the system in his head, but he couldn't get any response after poking for a long time, and he was even more depressed.

"You," Shang Fan looked at him, mercilessly exposed all illusions, and asked bluntly, "You aren't the original Youyou, are you?"

Youyou smiled dryly, "How is it possible? Hehehehe, I am a different Youyou, bah, the same Youyou."

This denial is so weak, I feel that Shang Jian is completely unconvinced.

No, it's not, it's not a big problem to be recognized...well, this is a society ruled by law.

The two of them were relatively silent for a while, and Youyou couldn't sit still for 3 minutes, and cautiously looked up at Shangfan, "Then...then I've changed so much, do you still want me?"

"It's up to you."

When Shang is familiar with not smiling, the aura that comes with his body is revealed, there is no coldness after getting angry, and there is not much warmth, only a dull sense of oppression, like some kind of inorganic machine, because there is only Use rationality and logic, and let people have natural fear.

He also seems to be used to seeing others afraid of him, and even his biological parents occasionally keep a distance from him when facing him.

You You didn't seem to understand so much, but subconsciously drooped his head for a while, and his eyes regained their brilliance when he heard his unsure and undeniable answer.

It seemed that he was not the one who was so nervous and whose eyes were drifting back and forth just now.

"Then I... continue to eat?"

Shang Fan glanced at him, knowing when it's time to eat.

In this case, silence is the default.

Youyou laughed, both calves dangled, and immediately grabbed a big chopsticks of spicy chicken, anyway, there are so many oocs, this one is not bad!

Finally, I don’t have to hold back from eating spicy food, it’s cool!

A large plate of choking spicy chicken was quickly wiped out at a speed visible to the naked eye. Shang Fan silently looked at the child who was eating opposite, and suddenly felt powerless as if he had punched the cotton.

He said so much, to the point of pressing the question...

In exchange, Youyou can have fun and eat spicy food? ?

After 15 minutes, Youyou was full and got up consciously to clean up the table, wash the dishes and wash the pot.

Shang Fan said that in the future, depending on his performance, he must perform better.

System: 'What happened? '

You You: "Small things, it's all right. '

Anyway, the blackening value hasn't changed, so it should be fine.

Youyou thought that it was also the first time for him to time travel. Although he had read this kind of novel before, it was many years ago.When he watched it at the beginning, he was always very confused. If he hadn't traveled to ancient times, why couldn't the protagonist be known that he was not himself?

He still hasn't got the answer to this question now, but the reality is the same as he thought at the beginning, if the protagonist has no relationship foundation with other people, then it's okay for me to know!

This world believes in science [-]%, he will not be arrested for experimentation, and Shang Fan will not ask the master to exorcise him...

Right.

Shouldn't it?

Youyou thought about it, and felt lost. While brushing the pot, he secretly looked at Shang Fan, and suddenly realized that after such a conversation, Shang Fan never asked him anything again. Does this person have no curiosity?

If you change yourself, you will definitely have to ask a lot.

Could it be that he didn't ask him because he was thinking about inviting the master? !

Shang Fan frowned upon seeing him, and looked back sharply.

You You: "Uncle, you can't be..."

Shang Fan: "What?"

He finally found out?

You You: "Isn't it planning to ask someone to dance the Great God?"

Shang Fan: "What?"

You You: "Let's forget it. Feudal superstition is not a thing. Even if you ask someone to exorcise me, I won't be able to leave, because I really didn't take it away. Let's get along well in the future, shall we?"

Shang Fan: "What's on your mind?"

Youyou looked innocent, washed his hands with soap after washing the pot, wiped them clean, and leaned over, and stood behind Shangfan with a smile, "I'll give you a shoulder squeeze~"

Shang Fan's shoulders were still stiff, not like shoulders, but like marble.This time he didn't stop Youyou, but let him rub it for 10 minutes, his fingers were sore, and he could hardly lift it up.

After kneading, Youyou took a sip of water, groaned and fell on the sofa,

"Oh, I'm so exhausted that I can't walk or keep my eyes open."

As he spoke, he pulled out a small thin blanket from his schoolbag and covered himself.

He put the phone on the coffee table without moving it, when suddenly the screen lit up and made a loud noise.

'Ding, the target blackening value is +5, and the current blackening value is 50! '

Youyou opened his eyes abruptly.

Shang Fan sat next to him at some point, looking down at him, surrounded by a shadow.

"Can't open your eyes? Huh?"

You You closed his eyes again.

"Get up and go to sleep in the house."

He jumped up, surprised, "I can stay?!"

It would be much more comfortable not to go back to the dormitory.

"I've changed my mind." Shang Fan laughed a little bit, looking at him half-closed with a single eyelid, the sharp lines looked cold and dangerous, "You can live here tonight or tomorrow night."

You You cheered, "Yeah!"

big bed!Simmons! 24h hot water supply and kitchen!

Shang Yan touched his head gently, and said almost word by word, "Stay here and honor your uncle and me."

Two more points were added to the blackening value, making it 52.

"Brother... good brother, you are the youngest, I was wrong, don't laugh like that, I want to shush..."

"How young I am, you will soon find out."

The author has something to say: Shang Fan: Heh, brat.