Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

After returning home smoothly, Youyou stayed home until winter.

Once Shang Jian mentioned the word 'go out', he would undress reflexively.

Strip that.

Then he sneered, "Either run naked or stay home!"

Later, every time Shang Fan wanted to drag him out, he had to draw all the curtains in the house in advance.

Afterwards, every time Shangmen drew the curtains, Youyou began to take them off.

Until, through such a counter-routine, Shang Fan brewed Youyoujiang sauce.

Shang Fan really wants to take Youyou out.

As for why, he couldn't tell.

But to find a reason, Youyou has 1000 reasons to stay home, and Shangfan has 999 reasons to take Youyou out.

If you want to say why it is 999, it is definitely not for promotional discounts, because 1000-1 is equal to 999.

"Youyou, do you know what day it is today?"

"Know!"

Business is very pleased.

If Youyou is willing to take his lines, then he can successfully elicit the reason for going out today...

Youyou sat on the round swing chair and swayed his legs, "Today! It's Snow Rabbit's birthday!"

After seeing the picture on Youyou's screen clearly, Shang Fan's smile gradually disappeared.

It turns out that Snow Rabbit is not a rabbit, but a paper man.

"Actually, today is Christmas."

"Oh..." Youyou nodded belatedly, "I see!"

"Today, the most delicious ice cream hot pot restaurant has a promotion," Shang Fan used his trump card, while quietly hugging Youyou to prevent him from suddenly struggling and resisting, while whispering softly in his ear, "Whoever participated in the event won the prize?" , can be exempted from a single year."

Youyou's eyes lit up, "Is there such a good thing? Is the takeaway also free?"

"...It can be avoided." Shang Yan smiled and kissed him, "However, the event must be attended at the scene, let's go together, okay?"

Youyou instantly melted in his arms, losing all the bones in his body, "Go out...but it's so cold outside~"

Business has long been prepared.

In the past, he would definitely follow Youyou's excuse and use solutions such as 'this way you won't be cold' to continue to persuade Youyou to go out.

But the business of today is not the business of the past.

He sees it through, the cold outside in winter, the sun outside in summer, the windy autumn and the many insects in spring are all just excuses.

Therefore, to break through the armor of excuses, of course one cannot follow the excuses.

It is necessary to dig deeper reasons and find the motivation that really makes Youyou's heart move, so as to abandon the excuses.

"You're right, it's winter, it's too cold after all." Shang Fan gently took the hot drink corn juice next to him, put it near Youyou's mouth, and fed him a sip, "It's better to eat hot food in winter, For ice cream or something, let’s wait until summer.”

Youyou swallowed the hot corn juice, and suddenly widened his eyes.

what? !

Ice cream to wait until summer? !Can't eat in winter? !

Finally, Youyou's attention shifted from the interesting paper man's birthday celebration to Shang Fan who was in charge of the snacks collection, and if he refused to eat this, he would never give himself a chance to eat it.

Look, this is the man!

Sly man!

"uncle……"

"Ok?"

The silent confrontation is the deadliest.

After a long while, You You finally lost the battle, and begged with a teary but never really crying expression,

"I want to eat ice cream fondue..."

"It's too cold outside."

"No, no, ice cream is secondary!" Youyou's desire to survive suddenly exploded, "The most important thing is to spend a memorable Christmas with Uncle and participate in a meaningful Christmas event , leave sweet memories for us both!"

"Good boy." Shang Fan immediately took out the leaflet of that event and showed it to Youyou. On the leaflet, there was a super luxurious ice cream hot pot set meal that was so gorgeous that it had a strong two-dimensional feeling. It was so colorful that it looked fake." There is an introduction to the event next to it, and only couples can participate.”

"Wow..." Youyou sucked her saliva, not eating hot pot in summer and ice cream in winter, it is simply a waste of so many years of technological development and progress of human beings!

So beautiful.

Look at the fine print next to it.

Participation methods, couple interaction, including but not limited to: French kiss, princess hug, tacit understanding test.

can.

Before going out, Youyou was wrapped into a big fluffy white bear.

Even the hat is a big white ball.

Shang Wan touched his head and said seriously, "If snow falls on your body, just shake it, and it will fall off naturally."

Youyou also asked seriously, "Am I a dog?"

"cough……"

Dressed in white, it seems that it is difficult to find in the snow. Generally speaking, no one goes to the snow dressed like this.

But fortunately, they were in the city, and a group of white pomelo had just stood in front of the store when they were watched for three seconds.

At the fourth second, Youyou swished and hid behind Shang Fan.

Shua la la, everyone's eyes came into contact with Shang Fan, and they retracted at the same time, no one said anything.

This man has a terrifying aura.

The first round of activity test is very simple, which is to compare who can kiss for a long time.

Youyou is not under pressure, he has already been kissed endlessly!

After 3 minutes, the host couldn't help reminding Youyou,

"Young man, it's against the rules to look at your phone behind your lover's back during kissing."

You You blinked, put away the phone, and was bitten by Shang Fan.

The second round of activity test is also very simple.

Shang Fan was already on the hook, and when he was competing for the posture and gracefulness of embracing his lover, plus often times, he directly used the posture of holding Youyou's buttocks to sit on his arms, killing the audience in seconds.

You You: "Then can I now..."

Host: "You can play with your phone..."

You You: "No, I just want to take a photo~"

The third round of tacit understanding test requires a little more difficulty. Both parties have to take out an object from their bodies and hand it over to the host.

Whoever can recognize the lover from the small objects arranged in a row the fastest will win the fastest.

Shang Fan wanted to get the car keys, but he was a little worried that You You hadn't seen them, so he handed over the spare key of a certain handcuff that he secretly kept...

The characteristic of the key is that there is a ♂-shaped ring on it.

Youyou is more powerful, he directly took out the special Christmas gift box that he planned to give to Shang Fan, but hadn't had time to give it yet.

The special feature of the condom is that it is luminous in the dark.

host:……

I really don't want the two of them to win.

Thus, overtime began.

This time the competition is to choose the most suitable winner from the two couples.

The way of competition is to compete for heart rate.

The couple, sitting at both ends of the table, keep looking at each other without any physical contact, and then use special wristbands to monitor the heart rate of the two people, and use a special advanced camera to monitor the changes in the pupils of the two people, that is, the heartbeat index.

After the game, the couple with the highest heart rate will win.

Of course, although you cannot contact each other during the game, language communication is not prohibited.

Game start.

"Shang Fan, I like you, the way a lover likes you."

"..."

competition is over.

Seeing the winners of the competition rushing out of the store after receiving the prize, the host showed puzzled eyes when he was resting in the background.

"Manager... Boss Shang, doesn't he already have a life-long free consumption qualification? Why do you still want to participate in this event, grab such a champion and go back, and eat a luxurious meal first if you grab it?"

The manager chuckled, and touched his chin with a smile like someone who came here, "You peony won't understand, this is called fun!"

You You, who didn't know the inside story at all: "...let, let me go back, I want to eat a luxurious ice cream hot pot feast..."

Shang Yan dragged him back and pressed him on the car seat, "Hey, call my name again and let you go?"

"I believed in your evil...!"