Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

The scorching sun shone into the room, even though Youyou tried to hide himself in the shadows, it still hit his ankles.

"Bah... Zizi——"

As if the sound of grilling meat on the iron plate sounded, Youyou panicked at the same time, shouting that it was going to be turned into ashes.

The U-shaped bone used to pretend to be a vampire's fang suddenly slipped out of the pocket and fell to the ground with a loud clatter.

"My teeth! They're all sunburned!"

In the next second, Shang Fan pressed 451 to make it turn off the sound effect of the teppanyaki and the bgm of interviewing the vampire at night.

Then he turned to Youyou helplessly, hugged and coaxed, "Don't make trouble, you are not a vampire..."

And tried to ruthlessly separate youyou from the bed, youyou from the bedroom, youyou from the house.

Youyou groped around the bedside for a while, and took out a Qingqu handcuff, click.

Handcuffed himself and the bed rail.

Shang Fan was almost shocked, "You You, you...?"

You You was still aggrieved, "You have changed!"

Shang Fu's heart trembled.

"You were not like this before! You said that you only let me watch you alone! You said that you would keep me by your side forever and never go anywhere! You also promised that you would watch me forever and ever if you go out. Tie it up and brew it for seven days and seven nights!"

"..." Shang Fan coughed, suddenly feeling guilty.

No...he didn't say the last sentence, did he?

no? ?

However, You You was right in what he said earlier, he was the one who insisted on doing this at the beginning, and he could not rely on others...

Before Shang Fan could recover, You You suddenly shook his hand—the key to the handcuffs was thrown out of the window.

Absolutely.

Shang Fan finally sighed deeply, let go of Youyou sadly, came to the window, and looked down with frowning.

Below is a large area of ​​grass, shrubs and short trees, how can you find it...

Youyou is not worried at all.

He and the bed were locked, and the key was thrown away. At this time, he returned to safety and played with his mobile phone happily.

451 and 100 sent him messages at the same time, one to congratulate him on staying home for another day, and the other to wake him up.

wide awake?What is sobriety?Can I eat it?

It was several hours before the key was finally found.

It was a clear sky just now, but in an instant there were overcast clouds. Although it wasn't raining, it had become a bit cooler and it was not suitable to go out.

You You, who succeeded in the battle, cheered, then stretched out his hand to Shang Fan, laughing.

When it is unlocked, he can go back to playing video games!It's not easy to play in the bedroom.

Shang Fan looked down at him, turned the key three times in his hand, then suddenly put it back, changed his mind, and refused to unlock it for the time being.

Youyou:?

Seeking benevolence and benevolence, lock play is very fun.

After doing something to omit three thousand words, Shang untied Youyou contentedly, carried him to the bathroom, and omit another thousand words.

It wasn't until Youyou started begging for mercy that Shang Fan finally stopped, smiled and pinched the soft flesh of his belly, "Shall we discuss it?"

Youyou groaned and buried herself in the pillow, kicked her legs in protest.

"No more discussions? Then..."

Youyou suddenly raised his head and cast accusing eyes.

The corners of the eyes are a little red, and the lips are still a little swollen. It doesn't look like an accusation, but more like something else.

"cough."

"Uncle, you bully people."

"Well, bullying people."

"Um???"

Youyou was stunned. She never thought that she, who was staying at home with righteousness, would meet an uncle who was bullying others with righteousness!

This, is this the long-lost in the Jianghu... repaying the other's way with the other's way? !

Shang Fan suppressed a smile, and patiently negotiated with You You, "I won't let you go out every day, just go out once in a while to breathe, okay?"

Youyou nodded, unexpectedly easy to talk, "Sure!"

Shang Fan: "So, once a week?"

You You: "I don't think so."

The two began to haggle over the price.

"Once in ten days?"

"Once a year, no more."

"..."

Shang Fan took out a scientific proof, on which it was clearly written in black and white: [Two to three times a week is the most healthy].

You You shook his head, "I think it's the most healthy to have sex two to three times a week."

In order to make the frequency of going out not so low as once a year, Shang Fan tried his best.

In the end, 100 couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded him that what Youyou cares most about is not these, but you, so start with yourself!

Shang Fan suddenly realized.

"So...in order to celebrate my blackening value being cleared, let's go out together that day and relax outside, okay?"

Youyou looked up and looked at the top of Shang Fan's head.

[Blackening value: 11]

It doesn't seem long.

but……

There was a struggling look on Youyou's face, "Didn't you lie to me? Will it be cleared tomorrow?"

Shang Yan: "No, it has been stuck at this value for many days."

Youyou thought about it for a second, and it seemed to be the case. Although there was only the last 11 points of blackening value left, it was true that the closer to the end, the harder it was to reduce it.

Moreover, it is cleared, morning and evening, only once, and it is related to his unbinding from the system, even if Uncle lied to him, there is no need.

"Ok."

accepted.

The two finally reached an agreement that they would go out to play on the day when the blackening value cleared to zero. Before that, Youyou could continue to stay at home.

"But one hour in the sun every day."

"Two ten minutes."

"Four 10 minutes."

"Half an hour, no more!"

"good."

The so-called half-hour basking in the sun means taking a half-hour nap next to the greenhouse on the roof, basking in the sun, blindfolded.

On the third day, You You took out a product page and put it in front of Shang Fan during meal time.

"Uncle, look at this lamp, it's so advanced, awesome, and environmentally friendly!"

Shang Fan looked down, because it was an English page, it took a few more glances to understand.

It's a solar light.

The so-called solar energy does not refer to solar power generation and then illuminated lamps, but directly uses some fresh principles to directly 'store' sunlight and then bring natural light into the room.

Youyou clenched his hands side by side and put them on the table, his eyes sparkled with anticipation, "Isn't it great? Let's buy this too, shall we? It's exactly the same as basking in the sun!"

Shang Wan patted his head, and a sense of powerlessness spread from the bottom of his heart.

I always feel like I've been taken advantage of again...but I can't refute it.

The ventilation system at home has also been replaced with a new one before. It is all natural wind, and it will not be cold. It seems that it is no longer possible to use the air as an excuse.

"All right."

After all, Youyou wanted something, how could he refuse?

And he exposed his belly and touched it, so he had to give face to the little belly.

It's really soft, like a cat's belly.

In the blink of an eye, there are still ten days left until the 'rebirth' of the world.

The first thing Youyou does when waking up every morning, from touching the phone to sign in to various games and apps, is to first find the merchant, and then stare at the blackened value on the top of his head.

A few days ago, every time you saw that the blackening value was not moving, Youyou breathed a sigh of relief, and ran back to do her own business secretly and happily.

A few days later, Youyou began to wonder why the blackening value was still stuck at 11, not moving at all?

After 451 finished playing the game, he came over to comfort him, "If the blackening value is not reset to zero, you don't have to go out for a day, isn't that a good thing?"

Youyou looked up at the sky, "Yes?"

As the day passed, You You continued to stare at Shang Fan's head.

However, when the time came, Shang Fan suddenly stroked his hair and kissed him earnestly for 10 minutes,

"I'm going out tomorrow."

"Where are you going?"

"Bring back your favorite lamp and fix it." Shang Fan said with a smile, "It's a bit far away, and that technology hasn't been released yet, so I need to talk to the patent owner and make a set and sell it to me."

You You felt that his uncle was indeed the best, "Then when are you coming back?"

Shang Fan picked him up and went back to the bedroom, "Well... I'll be back in a few days and I'm going abroad."

"Going abroad?!" Youyou was taken aback, hugging his neck, "That's too far away, don't I want to stay at home for a long time?"

and……

It's almost time.

Is this really possible?

won't it go wrong?

Shang Fan comforted him, "Don't think too much, you remember to eat and sleep on time, the housekeeper will take care of everything, if you feel bored, call Young Master Wang and ask him to bring the dog to accompany you."

Youyou became fussy, "No, no, I don't want Gouzi, Gouzi can find you, Gouzi can't ri... um, eh!"

Shang Fan covered his mouth, "You're talking nonsense."

Youyou thought silently, not only would I talk nonsense, but I would also do something wrong, didn't you notice it?

"Hey... relax."

"Don't let go!" You You grabbed Shang Fan's sleeves and continued to ask, "Then which country did you go to? By plane or ship? Which city? How many hours of time difference are there with me? We Can I have sex on the phone? Can I record it and play it myself and send it to you? Uncle, you will watch and start... oh!"

Mouth covered again.

"Don't move."

"No, I'll just move, hehe~"

"Youyou...!"

"Unexpected! My feet are more flexible!"

"hiss……"

"I love you~"

Once the two tossed, it was another night.

Shang Fan raised his hand and gently placed it on Youyou's forehead. After a while of soothing, Youyou's breathing became long and he fell into a deep sleep. After confirming that he was safe, Shang Fan got up and got out of bed.

This time, Youyou slept for a long, long time. In his dream, he was a hibernating big white bear, sleeping in a round tree hole, surrounded by soft leaves and accumulated autumn fruits.

Outside the tree hole, there was a heavy snowfall, turning the world into a vast expanse of white little by little. It was quiet and quiet, and occasionally the sound of snow falling and the sound of birds falling on the branches could be heard.

He thought, when the winter is over, he can wake up.

Is winter over?

A voice told him very softly, not yet, go on to sleep.

So he went on sleeping.

"Ding!"

Suddenly, a familiar microwave prompt sounded, which woke Youyou up abruptly, and sat up from the bed in a snap.

“Egg custard!!!”