Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

"

Go out.

There are only zero and countless times.

The same goes for sunbathing.

"

——YOYO

System 100: Calm down!Just basking in the sun!

Youyou: That's all? ?

System 100: ...

I can't talk today.

After Youyou returned indoors, the residual heat of the sun still remained on his body, and his whole body was so hot that he seemed to be melting away with the cotton candy.

Taking advantage of his laziness reaching its peak, Shang Fan held him in his arms to enjoy his hand addiction.

What a hot freshly baked grapefruit.

At night, when Shang Fan was helping Youyou to wash his hair, he looked at a pool of water full of dreamlike foam, and was puzzled.

It also becomes hot...why can I enjoy it when I take a bath?

He lowered his head, wanting to ask a little bit, and then saw Youyou put a bunch of screaming chickens into the water with a splash, and then pinched the chickens, making gurgles mixed with the sound of water and air.

A burst of laughter followed.

Forget it, let's not ask.

Shang Fan thought so, picked up the shower next to him, asked Youyou to rest his head on the edge of the pool, and rinsed off the foam for him.

Youyou lay down obediently, and looked upside down at Shang Fan, Bai Nen's neck was completely exposed, and her feet were still patting and playing on the water.

While washing and washing, her little eyes were not right, she stared at Shang Fan who was close at hand, and used her skill of catching and kissing wherever she was.

Shang Fan shook his hand, the shower moved, and the water splashed on Youyou's face.

Youyou closed her eyes tightly, afraid to open them for fear of water getting in.

In the few seconds I couldn't see, I was kissed to suffocation.

Finally behaved.

After a night hotter than the sun and the bathwater, there comes a new day.

New day, new beginning, new battle.

Shang Fan used new actions to break Youyou's fantasy of going on all night: it is not feasible to use the inconvenience of moving afterwards to escape from going out.

"Don't be afraid, if you don't have the strength to walk, just take the car, don't get out of the car, and look at the scenery."

"Then, what if it's motion sickness?!"

Shang Fan smiled and touched his head, "Then stop and rest."

Youyou was shocked.

When he was playing all kinds of tricks to seduce Shang Fan, he never imagined that there would be such a day that he couldn't avoid going out even for sex!

You obviously worked so hard last night! ! !

They're all going to be gutted, okay?

"But the car smells bad!"

"It's okay, I've already put the incense on."

"I don't like incense either! It's terrible to be with gasoline and rubber and leather!"

"It's okay, there are environmentally friendly electric cars, and the seats inside are not made of leather."

"..."

You You squinted and gave a thumbs up, "It's great to have a car!"

Shang Fan couldn't hold back and smiled.

"Uncle, tell the truth," Youyou lay on her stomach, hugging her salty fish tightly, "Recently, you want to trick me out so much... Did you prepare some kind of marriage proposal surprise outside? Is it a band, a flash mob, or the entire building? neon signs?"

"Cough..." Shang Fan suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "Actually not."

"Oh……"

Why is that?

Shang Fan began to reflect on himself.

Reflecting on whether it has been too obvious in the past two days, and it is so obvious that after going out, it is just the most ordinary activity. What if Youyou is disappointed?

Wouldn't it be better for him to arrange some surprises?More romantic?

Taking advantage of Shangnan's self-reflection, Youyou sneaked away and tried to tie herself to the computer chair, which couldn't even be buckled down.

The new game he made recently is cute, and there are merchants who develop peripherals to talk about it. Although it is left to a friend who knows better to finalize the peripheral style, it is really itchy not to watch it today.

Looking at it, Youyou suddenly felt a chill behind him, and looking back, Shang Fan was standing at the door.

It was that kind smile again.

No, if this continues, it will be a nightmare!

"uncle!"

"Ok?"

"Uncle, let's go swimming in the swimming pool on the basement floor!"

"You can't?"

"You teach me!"

You You sincerely proposed, and Shang Fan seriously considered it.

Swimming is indeed a very suitable sport for exercising, although you can't see the sun...

But you can consider changing the rooftop into half of the swimming pool. Anyway, the money is in place, and it won't take many days.

Ten minutes later, Youyou floated quietly on the water, from one end to the other, and then from the other end to the end.

Like a leaf of boat, like a leaf of duckweed, more like a corpse.

The kind that only shows the face, waiting to be salvaged slowly.

Shang Fan: "...you pomelo."

Youyou waved to him and greeted him.

Shang Fan: "Didn't you say it won't work?"

Youyou patted his belly, "I can't swim, I can float, I can't drown!"

Shang Fan didn't quite believe it, so he hugged him and tried to teach him how to swim, breaststroke, dog pawing, and explained them all.

No.

"Where's treading water?"

"No."

Seeing Youyou thumping on the spot, unable to move forward except sinking, and even spinning around in place, Shang Fan finally believed it.

Shang Fan thought for a while, he was not a professional, and he couldn't do anything if he didn't know how to teach others, so he sighed, "Okay..."

Youyou laughed, hugged the edge of the swimming pool, and slowly lay back, "Then I'll continue to float!"

Shang Fan looked at the people in the water and suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why did he agree to come to the swimming pool with Youyou instead of going out?

Yes... for exercise.

In order to prevent Youyou from being bored at home every day, she does not move, either lying down or sitting.

What about now?

Youyou in the water...is still lying down.

Even more comfortable than on the sofa.

Most importantly, I still have a mobile phone in a waterproof bag in my hand.

Such an ending is really, too unpredictable.

Shang Fan stopped in the deep water area to tread water, looked at Youyou floating leisurely, and rubbed his forehead helplessly.

Really... there is nothing to do with him.

After a while, Youyou floated over. Of course, this way of moving is not by backstroke...

Instead, it relies on the rope floating on the water in the pool aisle.

You You looked up at Shang Fan, "Uncle, I want to eat rabbit apples."

Shang Wan patted his head, "Then let's go up."

Anyway, it's afternoon now.

You You smiled, and then sank to the bottom without paying attention. He didn't panic, held his breath, stood up at the bottom of the water, raised his head, and found that the water was a head higher than himself, and walked slowly to the edge of the pool, pawing at the wall , jumped up, held onto the edge, and gasped for breath.

The whole process is stable.

Almost frightened, Shang Fan stretched out his hand to hug him out: ...

Although it only floated for a while, Youyou still felt quite tired. After leaving the water, his body suddenly became very heavy. He tried to jump twice and climbed up, but failed.

Then she turned her head innocently and helplessly, looked at Shang Fan, and silently asked for help.

Shang Fan swam over cooperatively, held Youyou's butt from the water, and helped him ashore.

The outstretched hand got what it wanted... There was actually some wonderful sense of satisfaction, the emotions of panic, loss, happiness and so on just now were swept away in an instant, and only soft sweetness remained after refreshing.

"Uncle~"

"Ah."

Youyou cupped his face, "Uncle, did you hear what Yao Lingling said?"

"What?" Shang Fan looked at the moist face in front of him, but he hadn't come out of the comfortable state, and didn't react for a while.

"Did he say something to make you misunderstand me?" Youyou smiled, "That's why you want me to go out to play?"

Shang Fan was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "It doesn't seem to be a misunderstanding, what's the matter, you don't like to go out with me?"

Youyou blinked, "Well...is it good now?"

Shang Fan was noncommittal, put his arms on the shore, and went up.

Youyou hugged her directly, almost sat on her body, and launched the tried and tested coquettish method, "Tell me~"

While begging to tell the truth, while chasing the water beads on his body, like a small fish.

Three minutes later, Shang Fan's willpower finally failed and he confessed everything.

Anyway, 100 or something is not something that can’t be sold. Giving it up at this time will help the husband and wife become more harmonious.

Listening, Youyou has already started thinking about how to bully 100 in his mind.

"Actually, it said another thing." Shang Fan hesitated, his face gradually became serious, "It told me not to tell you."

"Huh???" Youyou opened his eyes wide, "It still has such a thing?! Why can't you tell me?"

"Because it said, it's for your own good." Shang Fan repeated the meaning of 100, his tone was a little blunt, as if he didn't agree with it, "and it seems to think that letting this secret out is not only bad for you, It will also affect our relationship."

"Ha, why believe it, it also said that it doesn't love 451!"

451 in the waterproof bag next to it: ...? ? ?

"What!? It said it doesn't love me anymore?!" 451 suddenly spoke.

"Hush." ​​You You muted it, "Hey, go online and ask yourself, it's not easy for outsiders to get involved with the two of you."

Shang Yan: "In fact, 451 also knows this secret, but 100 said that when you were bound to you, you once said that you would forget about it, so I was worried that you would regret it when you remembered it, so 451 never mentioned it. .”

Youyou's face was full of confusion, "Did I forget something important? What does this have to do with you wanting me to go out?"

Shang Wan patted his head, "If you really forgot, and you forgot voluntarily, what chance do you have now to remember?"

You You: "I can't think of anything I don't want to remember? If not, why don't you talk about it first, tell me what it's like to see, anyway, 'hearing' and 'recovering memory' are two different things! "

451 chatted with 100, blocked 100 in anger, and then voiced again, "Don't be afraid! If you regret it again, you can forget it again while you haven't untied it yet!"

Youyou touched 451 through the plastic film, and said earnestly, "Son, have you heard a story?"

"what story?"

"The story of one-button amnesia." Youyou said slowly, "Jiaru has a red button in front of you, and you will lose your memory after pressing it..."

"and then?"

"So you see the button and you think, eh, what's this button for? Hit it and see. Eh, what's this button for? Hit it and see. Eh, what's this button for? Hit it and see. Eh What's this button for? Press it..."

"..."