Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

You You: "No."

His face was so innocent that it was difficult to arouse suspicion.

Accelerating the speed of the world's change is all done by Niu Hulu and Yoyoqiu, so what does it have to do with me, Youyou!

There are obviously more important things than this.

You You smiled and leaned over, hugged Shang Fan, "Are you done with today's work?"

Shang Wen patted his head, "En."

Youyou Boling Boling blinked his eyes and actively hinted, "I've recovered from my cold! I'm very energetic now!"

So you can do things between adults!

Shang Fan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that Youyou was so active for the first time, so he nodded, "Okay, let's change clothes."

change clothes?

You You blushed a little, understood the meaning, and walked ahead to the cloakroom first.

The cabinet containing his clothes is separate from the cabinet containing Shang Fan's clothes. There is a large space inside, and there is also a special place for changing clothes. When You You entered, he found that Shang Fan had also gone to change clothes, and his expression was even more surprised.

Could it be... Uncle wants to give himself a surprise? !

Ah, what will it be like?Alder body tie outfit?Forbidden Valley owes a Super S uniform?

Alas!

Ten minutes later, Youyou changed into her fun little clothes and came out. Just as the door of the opposite cabinet opened, Shang Wen came out wearing casual sportswear for going out.

Four eyes facing each other.

"Snapped!"

You You suddenly dodged and hid back in the cloakroom, the wooden door was slammed shut, and his figure was almost gone.

Tail clamped.

Rubbing secretly, the cabinet door opened a gap again, and the tip of the furry tail was swished in, and snapped shut again.

Shang Yan: "..."

It seems that I have misunderstood something and missed something very important.

Youyou was locked in the deepest part of the cloakroom, and he was wronged to change his clothes, when there was a sudden knock on the cabinet door.

Then there was a false cough.

Shang Wen: "You pomelo."

Youyou: "Not here!"

"Then I'll go in." Shang Fan laughed, the cloakroom was unlocked in the first place, so he stretched out his hand to open the sliding door.

"No, no!"

There was a hint of panic in the voice that stopped him, which strengthened Shang Yan's determination to go in immediately to find out what happened.

The dim light was on overhead, blocked by the many hanging clothes, making the field of vision somewhat narrow.

In the corner at the end of the cloakroom, a flustered figure hid in his clothes, raised one leg, and struggled to put on something, but he couldn't stand, jumped twice, got caught by something, and fell to the ground with a crash. In the pile of clothes that were pulled down.

Slick.

There is also something around the neck that I don't know whether it is a collar or a bow.

Shang Fan looked down.

Fortunately, the tail did not fall off.

Wait a minute, he remembers that the tail is... stuffed in the...

Youyou gasped, pulled the clothes next to him stiffly, and stood between the two of them, tilting his head to reveal half of his head, and his eyes were round.

"You, don't come here!"

Shang Fan also changed his face slightly, I don't know if it was nervous or something else, as soon as he thought that Youyou fell down wearing that, he couldn't calm down,

"Did you get hurt?"

hurt?

Youyou looked at the pile of clothes under his buttocks, and when he thought of the price of these clothes, his flesh ached.

"Sad."

He shook his head, then rubbed his lower back. The injury was not serious, but he was too frightened, and the degree of embarrassment was beyond his ability to bear.

"Anyway, uncle, go out first... I'll change clothes and go out right away, you, don't worry about it."

Shang Fan didn't go out.

"Why don't you let me go?"

Youyou was blunt and angry, "I don't want to lose face!"

It turned out to be shy.

Shang Fan thought about it seriously, and the reason for his shyness was probably because You You took off a lot, and he was still dressed properly.

So……

He reached out, unbuttoned a few buttons, took off his jacket, threw it aside, walked a few steps forward, bent down, and stretched out his hand.

"Don't be afraid, no one is laughing at you."

Under the half-covered warm yellow light, Youyou raised his head, and saw Shang Fan approaching him against the light.

Seeing him bending down for himself, smiling gently, and stretching out his hand, the cold, dark, stubborn and paranoid that is most in line with the personality disappeared, as if blocking all the not-so-good things behind him, in this small space, with A sense of security beyond common sense came.

It's like a hero who came for himself in a disaster.

... If you ignore the series of misunderstandings that happened just now, and the state of the two of them at this moment, Youyou will really be moved and be moved.

He bowed his head silently, covered his face, and also reached out his hand, and gave Shang Wen a high five.

Click on the top, click on the bottom.

"..."

"Uncle, I'm really fine, I can get up by myself, you don't need to help me."

Believe it or not.

That tail, in that kind of place, fell down, maybe it would hurt the inside.

With such a serious matter, how could he leave alone, and let Youyou handle it by himself in this corner.

Just thinking about it hurts.

It seems that good words of persuasion will not work, Shang Fan couldn't help but say it, sat on the stool beside him, picked up the person, and put his back on his lap.

Youyou groaned, and his skin touched the metal buckle of his belt, and he was shocked by the ice, and his skin got goosebumps.

"uncle!!!"

"Good, it doesn't hurt."

what! ?

Do you want to hurt me right now? ! ? !

When did his uncle become such a beast! !Do you want to do that kind of thing here!

Youyou was shocked.

No!

Can't! !

He hasn't come here with lotion and TT on! ! !

Haven't prepared yourself for the work yet! !

Then a beep was heard.

The tail was pulled out.

"?" Youyou turned her head, twisted her neck and looked behind her, "Uncle, what are you doing pulling my tail?"

Shang Fan lowered his head, looked at the circle of red marks on Youyou's white and tender PP, and the sucker at the end of the tail in his hand, and fell into a strange silence.

what.

Can it be like this?

Great, there was a mark in this place, and it turned out to be left by this kind of thing.

He hasn't stayed yet.

Youyou saw that Shang Fan's head suddenly had a blackening value of [-], and his little head was filled with great confusion.

Why?what happened? ? ?

Up to now, Shang Fan's blackening value has dropped again and again, and now, with Youyou's persistent efforts (gou) (yin), it has reached an ultra-low value of 40.

Now it becomes 40.1.

Youyou felt uncomfortable looking at the decimal point, so he groaned, changed his position and sat on his uncle's lap, leaned over and took a sip.

Bo'er, it's back to 40.

Comfortable!

Youyou, who was only focused on adjusting the blackening value, didn't check for a while, and didn't notice the change in Shang Fan's eyes.

When he realized it, the cloakroom was no longer a cloakroom, and in the following time, it turned into a game room.

One day, it just passed by.

In this rare time, Shang Fan finally realized that sometimes it's good not to go out.

Youyou's whole body was sore and limp, his eyelids drooped, and he couldn't speak a single word.

In the past few hours, they came out of the cloakroom, went to the bedroom, then went to the bathroom to clean up, and then...

I can't think about it, my kidney hurts when I think about it.

He silently took out the pad, and the business would not let him sleep now, he had already gone downstairs to have dinner with Chuck, and asked him to just eat on the bed with a small table.

In order not to fall asleep, he casually clicked on an American TV series.

It happened to be a live broadcast room that was randomly broadcast, and Smallville was playing in it.

As for the prequel, it is naturally a plot made up by the screenwriter, which is far away from the Superman that ordinary people know.In the plot, Superman's girlfriend learned of Superman's secret, and was struck by lightning by accident. As a result, she was struck with half of Superman's superpowers.

Superman is so happy, I can finally!and girlfriend!Brazenly!Hey!

So, Superman, who didn't dare to use his strength easily, now used his strength to save the world. Superman, who didn't dare to play for too long, took his girlfriend to the sky and played with him. Such a harmonious movement of the two made the ground tremble, and the water glasses on the table of the supporting roles almost spilled.

unacceptable.

Youyou looked at it, and he had a sense of sight, and his expression became subtle.

Shang Fan happened to come back with his meal.

"looking at what?"

Youyou suddenly turned off the screen and stopped watching.

"It's nothing."

These are all unhealthy things!

Dinner was relatively light. Youyou took two bites and looked up, "I didn't get hurt in the back, and I'm still intact."

Shang Fan looked at him, and tentatively asked half expectantly, "Can you come again?"

"No," Youyou waved his hand, "I mean, I can eat spicy food!"

"……Um?"

You You tugged at his sleeve, "I want to eat skewers, teppanyaki, crayfish, and drink ice cubes."

Shang Fan touched his head, "At this time... do you want to go to the night market?"

"Ah, I think I'd better eat lightly, the dog's life is the most important thing."

"Let's go by car. With my new scooter, you can sit all the time without walking."

Is this a problem with walking?

It's a matter of survival!

Youyou's shoulders slumped, the bathrobe slid down to reveal her round shoulders, she tilted her body, and stretched out her feet from under the blanket, shaking,

"Oh, why are my clothes loose, Uncle, my hands are not clean, please help me~"

Shang Fan tidied up his clothes in a serious manner, feeling strange, he thought Youyou would definitely like that kind of place full of various snacks and delicacies,

"Don't want to go to the night market?"

"There will definitely be a traffic jam over there..." Youyou's stomach is full of reasons, "And maybe I will eat something unclean, and then I will have a stomachache, and after the stomachache, I will lose interest, and then I will lose my appetite Eat other things, and then you don't want to eat outside."

"I've been to that night market," Shang Fan felt that what he said made sense, and comforted him. "Although it's lively, there is an underground parking lot nearby. They have all been to the snack butler there. I asked, and it's very clean."

"Ang..." Youyou thought for a while, "Then buy it and eat it at home? Pack it up!"

"why?"

"Because..." Youyou thought hard, "Because my college classmates like to go to that night market for dinner the most. I think I will definitely meet acquaintances, and maybe it will hinder my date with uncle?"

Shang Fan frowned slightly, although it felt that something was wrong, what You You said was indeed reasonable.

He also didn't want to meet someone else and strike up a conversation with Youyou.

Hey……

Finally getting through, Youyou breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart, took out his phone, and skillfully complained secretly to 451 while his uncle lowered his head to contact the butler to go to the night market to pack something.

[I have really paid a lot for the house, and I have to wring out my milk every day to make excuses, I don’t know when it will be a head...]