Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 65 Home 65
Shang Fan was blown home by a piece of news.
When entering the room, Youyou was wearing an apron with pleated edges, cooking Okonomiyaki on the restaurant's newly arrived indoor grill.
To be honest, since Shang Fan invited all kinds of cooks home, You You has been addicted to the life of salted fish, and his cooking skills have been sealed by lazy cancer, and he hasn't cooked for a long time.Occasionally, I would like to eat something I made myself, so I would take a cucumber myself, and I would have to write down the recipe, and ask the chef to reproduce the same cucumber, so that Youyou would have no reason to make it myself.
It is normal for Youyou to curl up his feet, nestle in the round eggshell-shaped rocking chair, and enjoy the delicious food delivered to him while humming.
But compared to the abnormality of suddenly cooking...
Apart from the apron, the fact that he only wears socks is the most eye-catching.
"Uncle, you are back!"
Shang Wen hummed, walked over with his head buzzing, and subconsciously reflected on whether he had done something in the past two days, or if there was something he should have not done, in exchange for Youyou's sudden retaliation.
After all, people of this level... can't be relieved in a short while.
He walked over step by step, grabbed him into his arms, and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"
Something must have happened before the exceptions appeared one after another.
For example, the message with a strange tone, such as the sudden cooking, such as how to play this apron.
You You turned off the fire, turned around, opened his mouth, and stopped talking.
Stop talking and want.
Hesitant to speak and stop...
"what……"
Shang Fan waited for his answer, looked at his suddenly hazy eyes, and gradually became tense due to several seconds of hesitation.
Youyou turned around abruptly, covered her mouth and nose, trembling slightly,
"Ah——chirp! Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~!"
Huh.
What a big chain sneeze.
You You rubbed her nose, feeling overwhelmed by herself.
The corners of the eyes are moist.
Turning around again, "Uncle, what did you just say?"
Shang Yan: "..."
It's useless to say anything.
Shang Fan directly took him back to the bedroom, stuffed him into the quilt, wrapped him up tightly, with a serious expression,
"Have a cold?"
You You blinked, completely unaware that the first seduction failed, it turned out to be defeated by this kind of thing, stubbornly shook his head,
"I don't have a cold! If you don't believe me, ask Yao Lingling!"
System 100: "Well. A fool doesn't catch a cold."
451 It's rare that I didn't play games on my own, and I didn't mess around.
"But, Yao Lingling, we won't catch a cold either."
Shang Fan was still worried, and planned to call a private doctor, but was stopped by You You.
"It's just a cold! No need to see a doctor!"
"You just said you didn't have a cold," Shang Fan retorted without changing his expression, "then we must check for other illnesses."
"It's a cold, it's a cold, I'm wrong, I'll take medicine!" You You was full of desire to survive, and held Shang Fan's hand tightly, "Drink more hot water and you'll be fine!"
Shang Fan took out two pieces of clothes, pulled off Youyou's apron, and put on a small vest and shorts, "Exercising more and sweating will make you feel better soon."
You You: "Yes, but it's not necessary..."
Next, the spicy and stimulating food for dinner, braised prawns, was also canceled. The chef changed the menu again, and replaced it with casserole porridge, Qianlong cabbage, roasted eggplant, boiled chicken, Sixi roasted bran and other lighter dishes.
Youyou was reluctant at first, and he just made a small portion of Okonomiyaki, which he planned to eat with octopus balls, sashimi, and grilled eel, but he refused.
This reluctance lasted until dinner was served. I have to say, it was so delicious...
Ordinary light side dishes, if cooked well enough, will make people's index fingers move. You Youyou is not picky eaters, but now he is even more voracious.
Although occasionally sneeze.
"How did you do it?"
"I didn't do anything...Maybe it's time for the season change?"
Youyou looked innocent, a little embarrassed.
Anyway, it was definitely not because of blindness, naked buttocks in an empty room that caused him to catch a cold.
Shang Fan frowned slightly, still feeling that something was not quite right.
It seems that the house is too clean, the two systems are not arguing like before, or playing games endlessly, Cheek is also very quiet and clumsy, and it seems that it is not controlled by any system.
Youyou also seemed to be hiding something from him.
"You said in the news today that you want to talk to me..."
"Married~"
You You laughed and kissed Shang Fan, "I'm not joking."
Shang Fan squeezed his chin, "Maybe it will take a long time."
You You: "I don't think it will be long!"
After being silent for a few seconds, Shang Fan held back his smile, and leaned over to kiss him, but You You blocked it with his hand, "It's contagious!"
Shang Fan kissed his forehead, "Is there anything you want to tell me?"
"There's a little surprise hehehe..." Youyou leaned into his ear, muttering, saying that now he can have sex casually, and the secret is the newly released buff.
The real reason is the power given by the system or something, of course I won’t talk about it, this will be the last super big surprise, keep the suspense!
However, the expected surprise reaction from Shang Fan did not come, but remained silent and calm as usual.
You You wondered, "Uncle, are you unhappy?"
Shang Fan pinched the flesh of his cheek, "People who have a cold should not toss around."
Ah, if that uncle insists on this... Isn't surprise turned into torture.
The two looked at each other for a while, Youyou couldn't help but burst out laughing, hugged the quilt and rolled all over the bed, "Hahahaha this might be fate!!"
Destined not to have fun!
However, before he could laugh for long, he heard another fatal blow.
"I'm bored at home every day, and my immunity will indeed decrease. From now on, let's go out for a walk with me every day."
Shang Fan touched Youyou's head, completely unaware of the thunderous words he said, his eyes were still full of tenderness, he just felt that children should exercise more, be in good health, and have good physical strength, Only in the future can I stand the toss.
Of course, the original intention is for health, not for tossing.
You You couldn't laugh anymore, and sat upright on the bed, "Walking is so boring... Uncle, we can use more intense exercise instead."
Shang Fan: "For example?"
Youyou touched it, hinted frantically, and blinked, "I saw Kepu said, this sex consumes a lot of calories at a time, comparable to long-distance running!"
Shang Fan was almost tempted.
But soon, Youyou sneezed again, calling back Shang's rationality.
"No, such a thing...is not suitable for doing every day." Shang Fan thought very realistically, and was not fooled at all. feeling bad."
Youyou wanted to say that it was not uncomfortable, and then thought of the hot and sour noodles that he hadn't eaten today.
Wronged.
Shang Fan touched him soothingly, "The weather is not so hot now, and the sun is not shining."
Youyou took his touching hand from his head, put it on his belly, and bribed him, "Now when the season changes, many people outside must be sick like me, and if they go out, they will be cross-infected, maybe I I'm going to be sick all autumn."
It makes sense, You You himself was almost moved by what he said, it was simply too dangerous.
Shang Fan was a little confused, but thinking about it carefully, Youyou's resistance seems to be very weak, so...it's not impossible.
"That……"
"Uncle!" You You suddenly changed the subject, "Then what, I've thought about what you asked before, shall we take a RV then? How long will it take to prepare?"
"Well...no rush." Shang Fan was a little worried, "I'll wait until you get better from the cold, and then exercise your body. I just asked Dr. Xu, and he suggested that you get used to going out first before thinking about travel. .Otherwise, once you become unaccustomed to the environment, or encounter unfamiliar bacteria and viruses outside, you will have a very hard time.”
Although the system also has that kind of buff for strengthening the body, but looking at Youyou's current appearance, you know that you can't rely too much on that thing, and it can only be used temporarily.
In the future, sooner or later, we will still have to break away from the system and live independently.
"Get used to... going out?!"
Are you serious? !
Youyou gasped and fell back on the bed with a thud.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"Hmm... My body is sore, my hands and feet are still soft, and I'm still sleepy."
"Come here, let's take your temperature."
You You didn't know how to deal with the "habit of going out" thing, it happened too suddenly, and he didn't know how great the shock was, anyway, he had a fever that night.
There are no other symptoms, but the body temperature is not right, a little sneezing, itchy nose, and even a headache is only very mild, which does not affect him lying down and playing games at all.
The doctor was still called over, prescribed medicine for You You, and told you to take a good rest and eat light food, but the reason couldn't be found out, maybe it was tired or frightened.
Shang Fan felt that it should be exhausted, and his heart ached unceasingly.
"Take a good rest these few days. Take care of your body first. If it's windy and rainy outside recently, don't go out."
Youyou's eyes lit up.
A blessing in disguise!
I don't want to recover!It's good to be sick!
Shang Fan took away the spicy sticks that he secretly hid beside the bed.
You You: "Don't—!"
Shang Fan: "Eating this will hurt your throat."
Youyou: "...Woo."
Could it be that...whatever is gained is bound to be lost, and what is lost is bound to be gained.
When Shang Fan left, Youyou seriously persuaded Yao Lingling and Si Wuyao, and once again told them to be more careful recently, and don't reveal anything about her inheriting the power of the system and secretly helping her.
451 naively asked: Why, isn't this a good thing, why do you want to hide it?
Youyou: What do you think, if Uncle suddenly finds out that I have a cold and a fever today, it is because I suddenly received the energy given by the two of you and used the energy to do too many things at once, which caused my body to not adapt and then my resistance became low and I got sick, that is to say, You two are the ones who caused me to be sick and unable to kiss or have sex... What will he do?
451 was silent, and so was 100.
Youyou: Can't answer this?Of course, I was moved by my painstaking efforts and humiliation to the point where the blackening value was instantly cleared, and I immediately proposed seven times a night for seven consecutive days!So such a big surprise must be put at the end before confessing!
The author has something to say: 100: No, I think it will directly format me and 451.
When entering the room, Youyou was wearing an apron with pleated edges, cooking Okonomiyaki on the restaurant's newly arrived indoor grill.
To be honest, since Shang Fan invited all kinds of cooks home, You You has been addicted to the life of salted fish, and his cooking skills have been sealed by lazy cancer, and he hasn't cooked for a long time.Occasionally, I would like to eat something I made myself, so I would take a cucumber myself, and I would have to write down the recipe, and ask the chef to reproduce the same cucumber, so that Youyou would have no reason to make it myself.
It is normal for Youyou to curl up his feet, nestle in the round eggshell-shaped rocking chair, and enjoy the delicious food delivered to him while humming.
But compared to the abnormality of suddenly cooking...
Apart from the apron, the fact that he only wears socks is the most eye-catching.
"Uncle, you are back!"
Shang Wen hummed, walked over with his head buzzing, and subconsciously reflected on whether he had done something in the past two days, or if there was something he should have not done, in exchange for Youyou's sudden retaliation.
After all, people of this level... can't be relieved in a short while.
He walked over step by step, grabbed him into his arms, and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"
Something must have happened before the exceptions appeared one after another.
For example, the message with a strange tone, such as the sudden cooking, such as how to play this apron.
You You turned off the fire, turned around, opened his mouth, and stopped talking.
Stop talking and want.
Hesitant to speak and stop...
"what……"
Shang Fan waited for his answer, looked at his suddenly hazy eyes, and gradually became tense due to several seconds of hesitation.
Youyou turned around abruptly, covered her mouth and nose, trembling slightly,
"Ah——chirp! Chirp~ chirp~ chirp~!"
Huh.
What a big chain sneeze.
You You rubbed her nose, feeling overwhelmed by herself.
The corners of the eyes are moist.
Turning around again, "Uncle, what did you just say?"
Shang Yan: "..."
It's useless to say anything.
Shang Fan directly took him back to the bedroom, stuffed him into the quilt, wrapped him up tightly, with a serious expression,
"Have a cold?"
You You blinked, completely unaware that the first seduction failed, it turned out to be defeated by this kind of thing, stubbornly shook his head,
"I don't have a cold! If you don't believe me, ask Yao Lingling!"
System 100: "Well. A fool doesn't catch a cold."
451 It's rare that I didn't play games on my own, and I didn't mess around.
"But, Yao Lingling, we won't catch a cold either."
Shang Fan was still worried, and planned to call a private doctor, but was stopped by You You.
"It's just a cold! No need to see a doctor!"
"You just said you didn't have a cold," Shang Fan retorted without changing his expression, "then we must check for other illnesses."
"It's a cold, it's a cold, I'm wrong, I'll take medicine!" You You was full of desire to survive, and held Shang Fan's hand tightly, "Drink more hot water and you'll be fine!"
Shang Fan took out two pieces of clothes, pulled off Youyou's apron, and put on a small vest and shorts, "Exercising more and sweating will make you feel better soon."
You You: "Yes, but it's not necessary..."
Next, the spicy and stimulating food for dinner, braised prawns, was also canceled. The chef changed the menu again, and replaced it with casserole porridge, Qianlong cabbage, roasted eggplant, boiled chicken, Sixi roasted bran and other lighter dishes.
Youyou was reluctant at first, and he just made a small portion of Okonomiyaki, which he planned to eat with octopus balls, sashimi, and grilled eel, but he refused.
This reluctance lasted until dinner was served. I have to say, it was so delicious...
Ordinary light side dishes, if cooked well enough, will make people's index fingers move. You Youyou is not picky eaters, but now he is even more voracious.
Although occasionally sneeze.
"How did you do it?"
"I didn't do anything...Maybe it's time for the season change?"
Youyou looked innocent, a little embarrassed.
Anyway, it was definitely not because of blindness, naked buttocks in an empty room that caused him to catch a cold.
Shang Fan frowned slightly, still feeling that something was not quite right.
It seems that the house is too clean, the two systems are not arguing like before, or playing games endlessly, Cheek is also very quiet and clumsy, and it seems that it is not controlled by any system.
Youyou also seemed to be hiding something from him.
"You said in the news today that you want to talk to me..."
"Married~"
You You laughed and kissed Shang Fan, "I'm not joking."
Shang Fan squeezed his chin, "Maybe it will take a long time."
You You: "I don't think it will be long!"
After being silent for a few seconds, Shang Fan held back his smile, and leaned over to kiss him, but You You blocked it with his hand, "It's contagious!"
Shang Fan kissed his forehead, "Is there anything you want to tell me?"
"There's a little surprise hehehe..." Youyou leaned into his ear, muttering, saying that now he can have sex casually, and the secret is the newly released buff.
The real reason is the power given by the system or something, of course I won’t talk about it, this will be the last super big surprise, keep the suspense!
However, the expected surprise reaction from Shang Fan did not come, but remained silent and calm as usual.
You You wondered, "Uncle, are you unhappy?"
Shang Fan pinched the flesh of his cheek, "People who have a cold should not toss around."
Ah, if that uncle insists on this... Isn't surprise turned into torture.
The two looked at each other for a while, Youyou couldn't help but burst out laughing, hugged the quilt and rolled all over the bed, "Hahahaha this might be fate!!"
Destined not to have fun!
However, before he could laugh for long, he heard another fatal blow.
"I'm bored at home every day, and my immunity will indeed decrease. From now on, let's go out for a walk with me every day."
Shang Fan touched Youyou's head, completely unaware of the thunderous words he said, his eyes were still full of tenderness, he just felt that children should exercise more, be in good health, and have good physical strength, Only in the future can I stand the toss.
Of course, the original intention is for health, not for tossing.
You You couldn't laugh anymore, and sat upright on the bed, "Walking is so boring... Uncle, we can use more intense exercise instead."
Shang Fan: "For example?"
Youyou touched it, hinted frantically, and blinked, "I saw Kepu said, this sex consumes a lot of calories at a time, comparable to long-distance running!"
Shang Fan was almost tempted.
But soon, Youyou sneezed again, calling back Shang's rationality.
"No, such a thing...is not suitable for doing every day." Shang Fan thought very realistically, and was not fooled at all. feeling bad."
Youyou wanted to say that it was not uncomfortable, and then thought of the hot and sour noodles that he hadn't eaten today.
Wronged.
Shang Fan touched him soothingly, "The weather is not so hot now, and the sun is not shining."
Youyou took his touching hand from his head, put it on his belly, and bribed him, "Now when the season changes, many people outside must be sick like me, and if they go out, they will be cross-infected, maybe I I'm going to be sick all autumn."
It makes sense, You You himself was almost moved by what he said, it was simply too dangerous.
Shang Fan was a little confused, but thinking about it carefully, Youyou's resistance seems to be very weak, so...it's not impossible.
"That……"
"Uncle!" You You suddenly changed the subject, "Then what, I've thought about what you asked before, shall we take a RV then? How long will it take to prepare?"
"Well...no rush." Shang Fan was a little worried, "I'll wait until you get better from the cold, and then exercise your body. I just asked Dr. Xu, and he suggested that you get used to going out first before thinking about travel. .Otherwise, once you become unaccustomed to the environment, or encounter unfamiliar bacteria and viruses outside, you will have a very hard time.”
Although the system also has that kind of buff for strengthening the body, but looking at Youyou's current appearance, you know that you can't rely too much on that thing, and it can only be used temporarily.
In the future, sooner or later, we will still have to break away from the system and live independently.
"Get used to... going out?!"
Are you serious? !
Youyou gasped and fell back on the bed with a thud.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"Hmm... My body is sore, my hands and feet are still soft, and I'm still sleepy."
"Come here, let's take your temperature."
You You didn't know how to deal with the "habit of going out" thing, it happened too suddenly, and he didn't know how great the shock was, anyway, he had a fever that night.
There are no other symptoms, but the body temperature is not right, a little sneezing, itchy nose, and even a headache is only very mild, which does not affect him lying down and playing games at all.
The doctor was still called over, prescribed medicine for You You, and told you to take a good rest and eat light food, but the reason couldn't be found out, maybe it was tired or frightened.
Shang Fan felt that it should be exhausted, and his heart ached unceasingly.
"Take a good rest these few days. Take care of your body first. If it's windy and rainy outside recently, don't go out."
Youyou's eyes lit up.
A blessing in disguise!
I don't want to recover!It's good to be sick!
Shang Fan took away the spicy sticks that he secretly hid beside the bed.
You You: "Don't—!"
Shang Fan: "Eating this will hurt your throat."
Youyou: "...Woo."
Could it be that...whatever is gained is bound to be lost, and what is lost is bound to be gained.
When Shang Fan left, Youyou seriously persuaded Yao Lingling and Si Wuyao, and once again told them to be more careful recently, and don't reveal anything about her inheriting the power of the system and secretly helping her.
451 naively asked: Why, isn't this a good thing, why do you want to hide it?
Youyou: What do you think, if Uncle suddenly finds out that I have a cold and a fever today, it is because I suddenly received the energy given by the two of you and used the energy to do too many things at once, which caused my body to not adapt and then my resistance became low and I got sick, that is to say, You two are the ones who caused me to be sick and unable to kiss or have sex... What will he do?
451 was silent, and so was 100.
Youyou: Can't answer this?Of course, I was moved by my painstaking efforts and humiliation to the point where the blackening value was instantly cleared, and I immediately proposed seven times a night for seven consecutive days!So such a big surprise must be put at the end before confessing!
The author has something to say: 100: No, I think it will directly format me and 451.
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