Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

In just a few minutes, there were more messages in the group chat.

Shang Fan rubbed his temples, silently put down his phone, went back to work, and didn't look at it any more.

By the time the work was over, the phone was already silent.

He unlocked the screen and saw the last message in that group:

【System 100: So, why do we chat on mobile phones in the same room? 】

After finishing the chat on the mobile phone, the one-man-two-tong suddenly fell silent. You You put down the phone, picked up half of the watermelon, bowed his head and began to eat seriously.

System 100 made a voice: "If you tell Shang Fan like that, aren't you afraid that he will really get worse and become more perverted in the end?"

Youyou looked up blankly, and spit out three watermelon seeds, "Isn't this bad?"

System 100: "Just to let you have a mental preparation, he still has some reservations now, he will worry that this will not be good for you, so he endured not doing too much. If you want to keep it like this, don't get used to it He's gone, let's get spoiled again."

Youyou laughed loudly, "What, my uncle is also spoiling me, why not let me be happy anyway! I don't have to restrain myself anymore, why should uncle be restrained?"

451 returned to the chat amid a death notification, lowered his voice and whispered to them, "Yao Lingling, you still don't understand! This is called fun! However, I read online that this kind of fun is meant to be locked up Which side struggles symbolically, which is more interesting?"

You You: "What unhealthy things are you watching all day long! Show me too!"

451 directly sent several mysterious URLs, actively suggesting, "Look, the plot here is all about the protagonist crying and shouting to go out and play with others, so the male protagonist locks him up more severely and takes turns playing Played all kinds of exciting games! Isn’t it of great reference value?”

System 100: "Hey, 451, when did you watch that..."

Youyou covered her nose and sat up straight suddenly, "I won't be sleepy if you say this!"

Youyou looked at it and questioned, "But it's not right, Uncle asked me to go out for a walk, so there is no such thing as being dragged into bed if I want to go out, right?"

451 sent a moving picture shaking his head and sighing, "No, he took the initiative to mention it, and you sneaked away without telling him, two completely different concepts!"

"Then what if my uncle is unhappy?" Youyou frowned sadly, "Even if he is not unhappy, his blackening value has not increased... Then what if I succeed in running away! The gain outweighs the loss!"

System 100: "The loss outweighs the gain, is this how it's used?"

"How can it be successful!" 451 encouraged him, "Now everyone has their own souls, force majeure is nothing!"

You You: "No wonder Uncle dared to take me out for dinner! It turns out that those villains didn't follow the plot, hey!"

System 100: "You guys still know about force majeure???"

"That's right, force majeure!" 451 became excited, "This force majeure will make Shang Jian super fond of all kinds of exciting play! I think all the play methods mentioned in the outline are still interesting!"

System 100 couldn't keep up with their channel and gave up communicating.

In order to ensure that there is one more life-saving card in the future, 100 observed the two for a while, quietly recorded and recorded their chat content, and secretly copied a file between Youyou and 451.

Well, I feel more at ease.

When Youyou was indulging in all kinds of exciting play plots every day, Shang Fan had almost finished preparations for the opening of the restaurant.

When he came home from get off work, he took a beautifully packaged booklet in his hand, as a gift, and gave it to Youyou at dinner time.

To be precise, it is a roster of chefs.

In addition to no personal photos, each chef in the cooking experience, awards, star ratings, cuisines and dishes they are good at are all clearly written on it, covering various types of Chinese and foreign, adding up to about a hundred Different cuisines, dozens of chefs.

And behind each special food, there is a picture demonstration, ingredients, and taste descriptions.

Youyou flipped through a few pages, and started to salivate, it was full of his favorite food!

Omg.

With it, what kind of takeaway can I order?

"Do you like it?" Shang Wen patted his head, "These are the chefs of the restaurant, the candidates who have been preliminarily determined."

"The restaurant... of..." Youyou's saliva stopped suddenly before it had time to flow down.

Restaurant? !

Do I have to go out to eat it? !

He turned his head tearfully, and looked at Shang Fan in pleading voice, "Uncle, you are really the god of customers..."

Shang Fan smiled, "If there is something you want to eat, call the name at any time, and let them come here to cook alone."

No need to go out! !

As if rushing back to the clouds from hell, Youyou happily rushed over to hug her, "Why is it so good!"

Taking advantage of his happiness, Shang Fan ate his fill of tofu.

Youyou: "Then I want to eat this spicy fried skewers for supper!"

Shang Yan: "Not good, eating such spicy food before going to bed will make my stomach feel uncomfortable."

"...Woo." Youyou was aggrieved, and silently got up from Shangfan's lap, sitting next to him, eating milk cabbage and thinking, "Crispy fried skewers, one bite and it crumbles in your mouth, the outside is crispy The meat is tender and fragrant, especially the fried enoki mushrooms, which are better than potato chips..."

Shang Fan's arms were empty, he squeezed his fingers, helplessly, "How about eating now?"

"But there is still a table of food." Youyou pointed to the milk cabbage, fried rice noodles, sizzling mushrooms, pan-fried fish and seaweed soup on the table, "If you don't eat it, it's a waste, and they are so delicious."

"You can put it in the refrigerator first, and use the leftovers for supper, okay?"

Youyou took another bite of the fish, and shook his head resolutely, "You can't have both! It's okay, I can bear it."

Shang Fan felt uncomfortable when he heard the word 'forbearance'.

"Eat." He took a deep breath, "I'll let the system add a buff to you."

"Uncle, you are the best!!"

Next to him, 100 controlled Cheke Nao, swiping and typing lines on the screen on his stomach.

It is the latest inspection report of world progress.

Shang Fan was still eating slowly, so he let 100 speak directly.

"The progress of the world's dimension ascension: 50%, the proportion of complete soul characters in the total population: 3%, the data perfection of the edge of the world is 10%, and the following is a line chart."

You You followed suit and looked at it. The trend of the line chart is very good. It seems that it is rising faster and faster, like a snowball.

"It's still a little surprising, the population ratio is only 3%, which means that out of a hundred people, there are only three normal people."

System 100: "To be honest, I don't think that can be defined as a 'normal person'."

Shang Yan: "I need to accelerate the transformation."

System 100: "There is a most cost-effective method, and a method that I wouldn't even say to death."

Shang Wen: "Speak."

System 100: "Let Youyou get in touch with more people. According to my calculations, people who have been in contact with him will progress to soul improvement many times faster than others."

You You: "Demon Lingling???"

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