Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

The blackening value climbed steadily, and Youyou broke out in a cold sweat all at once, and even he didn't understand what he was afraid of.

"Uncle, I was wrong, but it's not because of you! It's Jiu Zhuang who is cowardly!"

'Blackening value +10...'

'I'm done I'm done! '

Youyou changed three statements without punctuation marks, but still failed to stop Shang's blackening, so he turned around and ran away in a hurry.

Then he was grabbed by the back of the neck and pulled back.

At the same time, the notification sound of the blackening value finally stopped.

'The final blackening value is 50, please be careful with your words and deeds. '

'Ah ah ah a bad start! '

'Master, why don't you act coquettishly and sell miserably?Cry twice and act pitifully, maybe the target will be softened!You must know how to use your innate advantages, your face is the most painful when you cry! '

"What are you running for?"

Shang Fan looked down at him.

Youyou lowered her head and covered her face, obediently trying to hold back her tears, "Huge, huge fright triggers a war or escape reflex? Lightning is super scary..."

"Heh," Shang Fan laughed, or just snorted lightly, then pinched his chin and lifted Youyou's face up, "You like crying so much? Then..."

He thought he would see a pitiful face with rainy pear blossoms, red eyes and moist lips, which would make that student-like face look more attractive.

Youyou raised his head, blinked his eyes, and whined again.

His cheeks were clean, and his big round black eyes were shining with a clear light. Shang Fan rubbed the corners of his eyes with his fingertips.

What pear blossoms bring rain?It doesn't exist, this brat is full of energy, the corners of his eyes are wetter than his after yawning!

Shang is familiar with the prepared lines, but it seems that because of the person in front of him, because of the completely unexpected situation, he gets stuck, and he does not know how many times he falls into short silence in one night.

In such silence, You You almost had some kind of illusion, as if he saw confusion in Shang Fan's eyes.

You You was more puzzled than him.

'System, why do you think he is so moody, changing his face when he says he will?Ah, I see, he must be...'

'I guessed it too, yes, it's...'

Youyou: 'I don't want to be gay! '

System: 'You lost your horse! '

The two voices in my mind spoke in unison, and neither of them convinced the other.

a long time.

'Ding!Blackening value -10, current blackening value is 40. '

Youyou breathed a sigh of relief, "Uncle..."

"Ok?"

"No, you are my father! I am my younger brother!" Youyou was a little incoherent, "You can call him whatever you want, don't be angry, I have no malicious intentions, nor did I deliberately lie to you..."

"Put away your messy lines, don't yell." After confirming that he would not run away again, Shang Fan let go of him, took back his phone, and entered the last bedroom. In the end, he didn't even ask him whether he was afraid or not. The problem of thunder.

Youyou followed him step by step, and leaned over to flatter the person after he sat down, pinching Shangfan's shoulders and neck with his two small hands, and pinched him skillfully.

With a snap, Shang Fan shook his hand, and the phone fell to the ground.

At this time, You You's eyes sharpened, and he noticed that Shang Yan was holding his breath silently and straightening his back. He knew that he had pinched it in the right place. Bel smiled triumphantly, and immediately forgot the nervousness and fear just now, and said happily, "It hurts." It’s normal, it means that your muscles are strained, pinching more usually helps to relax and prevent geriatric diseases, and it can also improve sleep quality!”

All the truths are true.

But no one who tried to get close to him and please him used this method.

Shang Fan picked up the phone, plugged in the charging cable, and called him by his name: "You, You."

"Here!" You You almost stood at attention, then tilted his head to look at Shang Fan's expression, "Uncle, I really don't want to plot against you, nor do I intend to plot or seduce you, please don't be angry and don't drive me away, okay?" .”

Shang Fan turned to look at him with a half-smile, "I won't drive you away, but you want to stay and sleep in the same bed with me?"

"No, I sleep on the floor. Otherwise, when I wake up tomorrow morning, the senior will know that I'm sleeping on the sofa. I'm sure I'll think you abused me."

Seeing that Shang Fan didn't answer him, You You continued to pinch his shoulders earnestly. Seeing that the man was quite small and his hands were also small, the strength of his hand turned out to be quite strong. After a few strokes, the force was all precisely on the muscles. Stretches or acupuncture points.

Shang Fan took a deep breath, frowned slightly, and looked at You You a few more times, and gradually, even acquiesced in his making the floor, and just stood up and pushed his hand away, ready to rest.

"In the future, don't give people massages casually. You are still a student, and you can easily hurt yourself."

"Okay Uncle, I understand Uncle. I will only press on you in the future."

After Youyou finished speaking, he ran out, rummaged through the room, found the spare thick quilt, spread it on the floor beside the bed as a mattress, and took the spare thin quilt to cover his body, and really made the floor.

While he was busy, the screen of the small mobile phone on the bedside table lit up.

It was the smartphone that Shang Fan gave Youyou as a birthday present not long ago, similar to the ones in ordinary student unions.

The screen is not unlocked and a message prompt appears on it.

[President Xiao: Youyou, are you asleep?There is a lot of thunder outside, you can find me...]

Due to the character limit, only part of the message on the screen is displayed, and the second half of the sentence seems to be omitted. If you don't unlock it, you can't see it.

Shang Fan's eyes fell on it, and he didn't look back until the screen went dark again.

Youyou came back and lay down, a tender hand came out from the edge of the bed, grabbed the phone, and didn't know how to respond to the message.

Under the quilt, Youyou squinted and couldn't sleep, chatting with the system.

'Nowadays people believe in scientific values, how could I fall so easily?For a successful person like Shang Fan, handsome, wealthy and tasteful diamond king, there must be all kinds of people sharpening their heads and wanting to climb into his bed and hug his thigh from time to time, whatever they want. '

The system disagreed, 'But if what he cares about is seduction, what does it have to do with whether you are afraid of thunder or not? '

'Of course there is!He usually sees this kind of people a lot, and I happen to be reported to like men, and today it is like this again... He must suspect that I am also this kind of vain person, watching the child raised by himself become like this, it must be black Hua!At this time, when I found out that I was not afraid of thunder, I must have thought that I was lying to him before, and wanted to use my fear of thunder as an excuse to climb into bed. '

'what? '

"I figured it out, he deliberately concealed the door, and put a chair in the middle to mix me up, all to test whether I really planned to climb the bed, and I wet his bed..."

'You are so logical that even I believe it. "The system is helpless," but the original owner was indeed afraid of thunder, and this did not appear in the plot of the original work, because he was too drunk at that time, and he was flying in waves, so he did not show it. '

"Anyway, I've explained it clearly. If he doesn't believe me, I'll spend more time to prove myself," Youyou thought very optimistically, "Even if I lost my horse and made him suspicious, he wouldn't be able to find out that I really lost my bag." Evidence for another person. '

'actually……'

The system hesitated to speak.

You You asked him what the truth was, but he didn't get a response, and couldn't fall asleep, so he turned over and faced Shang Fan's bed.

"Uncle, are you asleep?"

Shang Fan didn't make a sound.

"Uncle, you are actually very young. Will I call you Uncle or Brother from now on? How old are you older than me?"

Shang Fan still ignored him.

"Uncle, thank you. Today's roast chicken is very fragrant and delicious. It's the first time I have eaten such a crispy and delicious roast chicken."

Shang Fan turned over the quilt, hearing the sound of turning over.

"You may think that I'm a drunk and full of nonsense, but I assure you with my soul that this sentence is sincere, without any adulteration, and that one is really fragrant."

Shang Yan: "..."

You You: "Good night, Uncle Shang."

After a while.

'Ding!Blackening value +5. '

'Ding!Blackening value -5. '

'Ding!Blackening value +5.The current blackening degree is 45. '

'? ? ? '

Youyou suddenly opened his eyes.

"Liar liar."

You You: "Huh?"

"Come up."

Youyou reacted for a while, then slowly widened his eyes, a carp sat up straight, resting his chin and fists on the side of the bed, and looked towards Shang Wen on the bed, "Go to bed?"

Shang Fan glanced at him, did not speak, and closed his eyes in acquiescence.

After a brief surprise, You You gradually calmed down again.

"No, I still sleep on the floor. Young people are very angry, and it's not autumn and winter, so they are not afraid of the cold."

Shang Fan: "...Really not coming up?"

Youyou lay back and wrapped herself beautifully in the quilt, "Don't worry, I will never push myself too far!"

This must be a test of Shang Fan's willpower and determination!How could he step on the trap at this time?He has always slept poorly. If he kicked someone down in the middle of the night, or accidentally hugged him with his arms and legs, he would not be able to clean himself up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

He clearly remembered it. It was mentioned in the original book that although Shang Fan had no worries about food and clothing since he was a child, his family environment was weak and affectionate. He was always wary of the outside world and resisted getting close to others. They don't sleep together easily and have too much physical contact.

At this time, he definitely can't jump over to sleep together as soon as they meet, he has to take it slowly.

Youyou felt that he was so smart that even the system was too shocked to speak.

Shang Fan really didn't speak again.

Youyou played with the phone for a while, but didn't hear from the senior, so he planned to pretend to be too drunk and go to sleep.After scrolling through Weibo, videos, and funny pictures, I was still a little bored, so I opened an online game on my phone to play.

The login password is still required by the system.

The friend named 'Your father is your father' in the list stamped him when he went online for the first time:

[Yuzu, you didn't sleep? 】

Youyou didn't realize who it was, so he replied [Yes, let's form a team].

【You didn't sleep, why didn't you reply to my message?Are you not afraid of thunder? 】

hiss……

Senior? !

Youyou returned to the desktop in fright, and clicked on the game again.

[Don't be afraid!Alcoholic and cowardly! 】

【...Don't drink so much in the future, by the way, you and your uncle, are you okay? 】

[It's okay, it's okay, I'm sober, my uncle is very nice, not domestic violence. 】

You You thought for a while about how she would be dragged back by the collar after being lifted, and added: [He is a very gentle and kind person. 】

The two were chatting on the game, separated by two walls. Afraid that he would ask too much, Youyou quickly entered the game and started playing, and decided to log off after only one game.

At this moment, the earphones that were worn to listen to the sound effects of the game suddenly fell off.

Youyou thought it was caused by his own messy movements, so he reached out to touch it reflexively, trying to put it back on, but he didn't touch the earphones, but touched a human hand.

"Ghost!!!"

he jumped up,

He and Shang Fan looked at each other in blank dismay.

In the other earphone, there was the sound of the character dying.

In reality, it was the sound of him dying if he didn't sleep.

"Shut down."

"Okay dad, I'm wrong dad, I'm going to sleep now."

Shang Fan suddenly understood the routine of this little liar.

When admitting mistakes, he is called father, when he pleases others, he is called elder brother, and at other times he is called uncle.

This child has no family of his own, and if he is caught alone, he is expected to be the whole family. If this continues, even grandpa will be able to show up in the future.

He looked at You You, who lay down obediently, lying upright, with his hands clasped on his belly, his expression changed again and again,

"Are you..."

You You pretended not to hear, and began to snore in a very fake way, not like a snoring sound, but like a pig squawking.

Shang Fan sighed, "Forget it."

The author has something to say: Shang Fan: Let this one go for now.