Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

When Shang Fan came back, the misunderstanding had already become enormous.

Youyou didn't know what he was thinking, his expression was very serious,

"Uncle, when the room is not big enough, you can't tear down the wall to get through. If you damage the load-bearing wall or break the buried line inside, the consequences will be very serious."

"Why tear down the wall?" The merchant was puzzled, and replied naturally, "Just buy a bigger house."

Youyou was shocked! !

His uncle actually wants to change to a bigger house again!

Can not be done!When he gets older, he can't help but use the scooter at home!

And don't want to move!

"Uncle, what size building do you want to buy?"

"Well... one building is enough, take out the three floors."

No, what Youyou wanted to ask was the area, like how many square meters, how many rooms.

Not a few buildings or floors!

Although thinking about the quantity of those orders just now, it seems that it can only be put down if it is so big...

Youyou laughed dryly, "Ha, ha, uncle, this big place can be turned into a gourmet city..."

Shang Yan nodded calmly, "Yes, it's a gourmet city, so it covers a wide range of dishes."

Youyou: "???"

Why?

After a few minutes, Youyou finally figured it out. It is true to open a restaurant, and it is true to install barbecue, hot pot, teppanyaki, Malatang and other food-specific equipment at home... It is also true.

You can breathe a sigh of relief, the dining room will become more substantial, but the wall will not be demolished, that is to say, a construction team will not suddenly rush in, and uncle has no plans to entertain all the ministers in this house... Ah no, there are many friends and relatives.

Crisis lifted.

All right!

Two days later, Shang Fan began to think about hiring a chef, and in order to ensure that the chef's skills were good enough and that the flavors he made were also You You's favorite, he began to bring home some dishes for tasting every three days.

Every dish is Youyou's favorite, and he once asked for it by name.

Youyou only thinks that there are all kinds of delicious food every day, and Shang Fan asked him to evaluate and compare, and he sincerely gave it.

On the seventh day, the dish became a tempura that can only be eaten fresh to preserve the best taste.

Because it is deep-fried, it not only needs to keep warm, but also can't be stuffy, otherwise the water vapor will soften the crispy part and affect the taste. If it is cold, it will appear a little greasy.

After careful consideration, Shang Fan returned home at noon and invited You You to eat out at night.

You You: "Go out to eat???"

Shang Yan: "Yes, go and try the tempura made by another chef."

You You: "Why did you go out..."

Shang Yan: "If you take it home, it will affect the taste. Let's try it when the time comes, and see if he makes it better, or the chef at home tastes better?"

Youyou gasped, "You still want to see the chef?!"

"This..." Shang Fan was also lost in thought. When he was interviewing the chef before, he did come face to face. Today he suddenly brought You You there. It seemed a bit strange if he didn't meet. "It's the person the restaurant plans to hire. Today is an interview."

"Wait, wait..." You You almost stammered, "Interview? Could it be that the delicious food from the previous few days was also the work of the interview??"

Shang Fan nodded and admitted, this was no secret.

Youyou lowered his head and pondered, his little brain was running fast to the extreme!

Tasting→Interview with chef→Restaurant employment→all my favorite dishes→Sudden invitation to go out to try food→Going out→Restaurant opening→If you want to eat your favorite dishes, you have to go out to the restaurant→Forced to go out→Death.

Stunned.

100 You are right, Shang Fan is indeed a dangerous man!

He was wrong, he was really wrong.

When Shang Fan suddenly took him to eat barbecue, he didn't resist, because the barbecue can be brought into the house to eat.

When Shang Fan suddenly opened a restaurant, he didn't notice anything unusual, because the restaurant was just another way to make money.

When Shang Fan started to bring home all kinds of unbranded delicacies for him to taste, he still didn't resist and didn't find anything unusual, because the food was delicious.

Now, Shang Fan's interview with the chef came to an end, and the restaurant was about to open. He finally realized that he was going out, and finally wanted to resist...

However, it was too late.

You You opened his eyes wide, struggling resolutely, the water in his eyes flickered, "Can I not go?"

Shang Wan patted his head, "There are air conditioners in the car and in the house, don't be afraid, if you don't like meeting strangers, we can go in after the interview is over."

Youyou choked.

The interview is over... go in again?

In other words, not only will there be a chef on site, but other staff members will also be present.

Maybe there are security guards at the door.

Going out→other people→false socializing→death.

Youyou bowed her head silently, thinking about it, and began to wander into the distance.

The business is not clear, so, "What's the matter? Don't you like it?"

You You shook his head, unwilling to say that he didn't like it.

Shang Yan: "When the restaurant opens and the employment relationship with the chefs begins, you can taste the freshest and best whatever you want to eat in the future. You don't have to ask the housekeeper to search everywhere, and you don't have to queue up. Make an appointment. .”

Hearing this, Youyou was even more convinced of her speculation.

Sure enough, it was to trick him to go out, too cunning!

God!How did things become like this? !

You You hugged Shang Fan, blinked, "Uncle, isn't it dangerous outside? If we go out like this, will we be targeted by strange people?"

What about the villains?What about the cannon fodder?What about God assists?Are you all out of business?

What about force majeure?

Shang Fan really thought about it seriously, "Yes, I will ask the bodyguards to drive three more cars later, follow us around."

Youyou continued to struggle, "Is it a bulletproof car?"

You must know the plot of being involved in the underworld fight, but it hasn't appeared yet!

He still wants to rush to Shang Fan in a crisis, and personally block the bullet for him!

Although the outline only mentions fighting and blocking bullets!

Although the fight in the outline happened in the middle of the night, it is completely different from the current time and place!

but!Who knows if force majeure has been driven crazy, right?

Youyou blinked, and was about to find such an excuse, so she just didn't go, when suddenly her mouth was pinched.

Still, Shang Yan pinched the upper and lower lips together with his fingers, like pinching a duck's beak.

You You: "Huh???"

Shang Fan: "Don't be crowed."

Then let go of Youyou.

Youyou thought he could speak again, and just said "I", Shang Fan came over again and kissed him until he couldn't make a sound.

"Hey, let's go change clothes, it's been arranged over there."

Shang Fan accepted Youyou's kiss, so he picked him up and carried him upstairs to change his clothes.

After kissing for a long time, You You's brain was also smashed into a mess, and his thinking became more and more erratic. When he regained consciousness, he was already in front of rows of wardrobes.

It is really troublesome to change clothes when going out, tidy up your appearance, put on your shoes, and stay alert...it's really troublesome.

Youyou walked around in front of the clothes, then suddenly turned a corner, ran to the other side of the wardrobe cabinet, squatted down to open it, took out two small and light decorations, and held them in front of Shang Fan.

"Uncle, help me wear this."

Shang Fan picked it up, looked at it, his eyes flickered, and he narrowed his eyes slightly, "Blindfold? Ribbon?"

Isn't this...used in the bedroom?

He looked at Youyou, "When did you buy it? Why are you wearing it now?"

You You smiled and explained, "Didn't Uncle say that you don't want me to see other people, just look at you alone~ But you will definitely see others when you go out! You must nod and smile out of etiquette, so just Just cover your eyes and you'll be fine!"

Full marks for logic!

Youyou felt that he was simply too witty. He not only reminded his uncle of the initial character design as a sickly girl, but also activated the seductive pomelo mode!

Anyway, it’s impossible to really go out wearing blindfolds, hahahahaha!

Shang Fan looked at the blindfold, then at Youyou, his chest heaved, and he couldn't help but have a picture in his mind.

It is the appearance of Youyou who is blindfolded and has to hold hands before he dares to follow the walk obediently. Every move depends on his own appearance. Even eating and drinking must be fed by himself. It's all flaws, let me take it anywhere, hide in any corner...

If you kiss, you won't have any preparations half a second before your lips touch, even if you touch and hug, Youyou can't guess where you will be touched next time...

Can't think any more.

Shang Fan closed his eyes, restrained himself, and squeezed his chin, "You dare to make such a joke...Aren't you afraid that I will really do it?"

Youyou blinked, "Don't be afraid!"

Oh, what's the point of being blindfolded?Can it be scarier than going out and socializing?

The answer must be no!

Youyou proudly raised her head and chest, with a look of generosity, she closed her eyes tightly, "Come on, uncle, don't take pity on me!"

Shang looked at him steadily, and the next second, he suddenly smiled happily,

"Okay."

He suddenly wanted to try it out, when will Youyou understand that some jokes are taken on their own initiative, and they will be taken off the table.

Shang Fan picked up the blindfold, complied with the request, covered You You's eyes, fastened it on the back of his head, and then whispered to the person's ear,

"I'm not in a hurry to go out today, try it at home first, and try to get used to the feeling of being invisible to the eyes."

Even the light in front of his eyes was blocked, Youyou froze for a moment, then nodded.

Hey, Uncle is amazing, just play as soon as you say it!

Although it's a pity that he can't watch TV dramas or play on his mobile phone or computer, he still has 451, and he can still listen to radio dramas!

As Youyou thought about it, his hands were held, and in the darkness, his movements became more cautious. Shang Fan helped him to walk forward and guided him in the direction before he dared to take a step.

After walking a few steps, You You suddenly stopped and couldn't move.

Ah, practicing like this is like Ziwei, it’s not fun...

"What's the matter?" Shang Fan stood in front of him, looked at him with a smile, counted the time in his heart, and only 2 minutes passed, "Tired, do you still want to take off the blindfold?"

"I'm not tired." Youyou curled her lips and turned her head awkwardly, "I'm already an adult, my limbs are sound, my ankles and knees don't hurt anymore, I can walk by myself, I don't need to be hugged at all, I can do it by myself."

"..."

Shang Fan understood, it was because he was blaming him for being hugged back and forth just now, but now he let Xie Xie walk hand in hand, it was a grievance.

He shook his head helplessly, walked two steps over, bent down, picked Youyou up like before, and took you away.

As for going out to eat?Practice walking?Waiting to beg for mercy and admit defeat?

let's talk tomorrow.

Today, just...

"Uncle, Uncle, I figured out how to practice!"

Youyou suddenly became energetic again, fumbled and pulled Shang Fan's collar, "I was joking just now, I'm not tired, please let me down, let's continue practicing!"

Shang Fan took the man back to the bedroom and put him down, "How to practice?"

You You stood firm, touched Shang Fan, "Uncle, you take two steps, stay away from me, I will go straight by myself."

Although he didn't understand what to do at this time, Shang Fan still did it.

Youyou stretched out both arms and waved them in the air, "Uncle, which direction are you in?"

"here."

You You pointed in one direction, "This way?"

"Yes." Shang Fan smiled, opened his arms, and accepted this little game, "Do you want to come over directly?"

"Hey..." You You smiled, and after confirming the direction, she didn't go directly, but started to circle in circles!

Count while turning: one turn, two turns, three turns.Finally stand firm.

Without saying a word, Youyou faced the right direction, took a step forward and walked straight forward, opening his arms in a hugging gesture, "Uncle, I'm coming!"

Chek Nao, who was in a dormant state five steps ahead: ...

Shang Fan, who was waiting on the left side for Youyou to throw himself into his arms: ...?

The author has something to say: Shang Yan: What about blindfolded?