Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

"Then don't eat wild game." Shang Wen patted his head and comforted him very reasonablely, "We'll bring fresh ingredients by ourselves."

"!!!"

Isn't that still going out!

Youyou was bitter, but Youyou didn't say anything.

He shook his head, "Then just eat at home... I don't want to go out to play in the water, the water is also very dangerous."

Also.

Shang Fan thought for a while, as if he understood his difficulties.

Youyou is still a landlubber, so it's normal that he doesn't like to play in places with water.

"It's because I didn't think about it. I just thought that it would be cooler by the water."

"No matter how cool it is, it's not as comfortable as being at home." You You smiled, leaned over to hold hands, and tried everything possible to prove the benefits of being at home to Shang Fan, blinking and hinting, "My dessert is finished, let's go."

Shang Fan smiled, and carried You You away, "Okay, let's go play other things first, and come down after dinner."

"Uncle, don't you have any games you like to play?"

Shang Fan hugged him horizontally, bowed his head and kissed him, "It's okay."

Fortunately, there is no love to play!

Youyou showed a mysterious smile, "Uncle, I bought a new toy for you."

"Toys?" Shang Fan was helpless, the first reaction in his mind was Youyou's colorful and gaudy things, and he almost said no.

But think about it, after all, Youyou gave it to me...

Check it out first.

After a few minutes, Shang Fan finally understood the meaning of the toy.

A water bed, round and cool, with an electric device that shakes and trembles...

Youyou went to the bathroom to take a shower, changed into cool little clothes, and lay on his back, "Uncle, you don't have to worry about danger when you play in the water~ We play at home by ourselves, so we can't take it out."

Focus, if you want to play this, you can't go out!

I bought this early and have been hoarding it at home, take it out now, this is the moment I have been waiting for!

How prescient!

Shang Wen: "Okay."

Then they played for 45 minutes.

This time, the time was not well grasped, and Shang Fan accidentally timed out.

You You groaned and groaned on her stomach.

He knew that there was a time limit for this kind of thing with his uncle, and it would be bad if he couldn't control it.

But Youyou didn't expect that the so-called not so good refers to this situation.

It was only 5 minutes. Before 5 minutes, he was still alive and well, but after 5 minutes... he was swollen.

Although it is said to be red and swollen, it feels like not 5 minutes have passed, but 10 minutes.

Regretting and blaming himself, Shang Fan took You You away with guilt, brought a medicine box, and administered the medicine himself.

You You turned his head to look, and saw the dazzling array of things in the medicine box, his face turned pale immediately.

"Uncle... When did you buy... so many medicines?"

"I bought it before."

"Then why... have you bought so many?" There was a tremor in Youyou's voice, "Are you planning to use all of it on me?"

"Ahem... no." Shang Fan rubbed his head solemnly, "You think too much."

Youyou narrowed her eyes vigilantly, wrapping herself tightly in the blanket.

"Have a good rest, dear."

No need to go out is temporary.

It's just that the price paid is a bit high.

The previous pain was healed after a while, and with the buff blessing from the system, he was able to recover to life and death within half a day.

This time, it really hurts like a mortal!

Youyou lay motionless on his stomach, before recovering from the blow, he listened to Shang Fan talking to the chef, asking him to change the dinner dishes to non-spicy and light ones.

"Do not!!!"

Youyou rushed over and resisted to the death, "I agreed to eat spicy hot pot today!!!"

Shang Fan held him in his arms and hung up the phone, "Good boy, you won't be able to eat these for three days, you'll feel bad."

You You buried his head into Shang Fan's warm and strong thighs, weeping fakely, mourning his dead spicy pot.

Weeping and whimpering, I felt something hit my face, so the voice stopped suddenly, and I got up expressionlessly, moved away, and hid back in the blanket.

Rarely did not continue the skin.

On the first day when the chrysanthemum was disabled, Youyou was very well-behaved and obedient from morning till night.

Not skinny, not noisy, not waves, quiet as a virgin.

On the second day after the chrysanthemum was crippled, You You suddenly had a flash of inspiration after waking up, and felt that he had discovered the Huadian!

"Uncle, how many days before I can eat spicy food?"

"I asked the doctor, it should be seven to ten days."

very good!

On the third day after the chrysanthemum was disabled, Youyou felt that she could move freely, and began to rely on her uncle not to touch her, and brought back the good times missed in the previous two days, even with money and profit!

So Shang Fan came home at noon, and what he saw was a Youyou who suddenly regained [-]% of his vitality.

Wearing weird clothes for a while, running to take a bath for a while, only using foam to cover xx, xx, and xx, calling myself to go in and help scrub, and for a while...

In the evening, when You You sat on Shang Fan and said with a smile that he was going to give his uncle a massage, Shang Fan finally couldn't help it, and squeezed his arm,

"on purpose?"

Youyou had an innocent face, "Yes, did uncle find out?"

"You..." Shang Fan took a deep breath, "You trust my self-control too much."

Youyou silently pulled up the hem of her clothes, held it in her mouth, and exposed her belly, "Touch it for you, don't be angry~ I know that uncle loves me the most, even if the world is destroyed, he won't be willing to hurt me anymore~"

Shang Fan pulled the man into his arms and resigned himself to fate.

I am so used to Pippi Shrimp, I have to endure it even if I suffocate to death.

This may be the price of not holding back those 5 minutes in the first two days.

You pomelo has been peeled until the seventh day, and he almost missed the house. During the seven days, he did not give Shangan any breathing time.

What to go out, what to travel, what to see the scenery, such thoughts have no chance to take root!

On the eighth day, Youyou suddenly became obedient.

Even express delivery is no longer in pure black privacy-protecting packaging.

When Shang Fan looked through the monitor and found that what was exposed in the bag was no longer all kinds of terrible toys and clothes, but a huge bun, his first reaction was no longer "there is still such a pillow". It's 'today's delivery is normal'.

The steamed stuffed bun pillow is a round one, about the size of an ordinary small cushion. It is made out of a realistic big steamed stuffed bun, and there is a brown cage that is filled to the brim.

Youyou embraced the new pillow, immediately discarded the salted fish that had been washed and dried on the balcony, and sang as he swayed back into the house.

Can't hear clearly.

Shang Fan turned up the volume and put on the earphones silently.

"...Thin skin and big stuffing with eighteen folds~ It's as beautiful as a flower~"

Businesses can send messages to 451.

【What is he singing? 】

451 seconds back: [Tianjin Allegro! 】

Shang Fan was silent, and asked another 100.

System 100: [Tianjin Allegro in Chinese and Japanese. 】

The author has something to say: All lyrics:

Bamboo board so one da, another shiranakatta.

Zan boast, kono dog ignores bag za

kono dog ignores bag za, yoidokorohananda.

Ta has eighteen pleats with thin skin and big stuffing, as beautiful as a hana

Hehehe, non-original lyrics, there is a new version of the mountain on the Xiaopo website, super fun 2333