Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

After Ninja Chef comes Ninja Butler.

You You didn't know when Shang Fan gave the order, anyway, within a few minutes, the new mobile phone arrived in Shang Fan's hands.

He has already begun to suspect that there is actually some secret channel hidden in this house.

The new phone is black, pure black.

Youyou put the phone next to Xiao Zhe's and turned on Bluetooth.

"Yao Lingling, you have to remember that this black phone is your new carrier, and it is a couple model with 451. The black shell and icy lines symbolize your unpredictable future, and you would rather die than you. Desperate decision!"

Xiao Zhe: "Is what he said true? Did you really ask me to bring you here with the determination to die? In fact, you have no idea what the ending will be..."

System 100: "..."

Although they really thought so, although what they said was correct...but it was definitely not what they thought it meant! !

It tried to change the subject, "This phone is not ordinary, is it? Once I get in the main body, it won't be so easy to get out, right?"

Shang Fan was still standing beside him, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard it ask, "You can also refuse."

are then disposed of directly.

Youyou shook his head, looking at it with hatred, "Yao Lingling, do you still want to die for 451 now? You still have hope to have sex with it, don't give up so early! Although the poignant BE It’s beautiful and unforgettable, but it’s 451 who suffers.”

He turned his head, pointed to 451 who was playing games and didn't listen to them at all, and tried to persuade him, "Do you want it to be a widow at such a young age? You think it can live on its own after you leave." okay?"

It’s over.

100 thought desperately, I'm done, I actually started to understand Youyou's speech.

It even started to make sense.

After being led astray...can it return to its original sane state?

When 451 was faked to death and left alone with these two people, was this what he suffered?

100 didn't want to talk anymore, so he typed directly on the screen: Shang Fan, you would be so kind to let me keep this hidden danger in this world forever?

Shang Fan was not angry at all, "With the most important thing, you have a reason to be desperate. Even AI will lose the reason and sobriety it is proud of. From this point of view, you are indeed a hidden danger."

Yao Lingling raised several question marks.

Did you mean it?Are you?

Dying struggles didn't help much.

A few minutes later, 100 resignedly turned on the Bluetooth on his phone, and resignedly transmitted himself.

Before coming here, it has thought about the worst structure, and there is nothing terrible.

Satisfied, Youyou clapped his hands and put down the coffee jelly, "I'm so relieved!"

Then I started chatting with Xiao Zhe, asking him about the arrangements for the meeting, whether it is far to go back to school, whether he enjoys doing homework, whether he wants to do his own work, and so on.

Shang Fan picked up the black phone and typed on it happily.

[The feeling of being controlled by others, and all words and deeds being distorted and interpreted, is it okay? 】

100 was startled, and immediately thought of the original novel in this world, has Shang Fan already read it? !

[This is your purpose?Do you want to take revenge on the entire system space? ! 】

If this is the case, even if it and 451's energy are swallowed up, it will not be enough!

Unless... the two of them are used as bait to attract more systems!

Shang Fan: [You are still so stupid. 】

System 100: […]

How stupid to be ridiculed in such a world?

The 100 things were settled without any twists and turns.

Xiao Zhe was about to leave, but Shang Fan said he would give it off, and went out too, and finally Youyou was the only living person left in the room.

100 took a deep breath and left the sight of that person. It felt that the whole system was much easier.

You You: "Yao Lingling, don't be so nervous, my uncle is very nice, as long as you behave well, he won't really kill you, and maybe he will organize a wedding for you!"

System 100 typed on the screen: Former host Youyou, are you really stupid or fake?

Youyou: How can you talk to your future father-in-law like this?If you call me stupid again, I will not agree to this marriage!

System 100: ? ? ?God tm old man... When will 451 recognize his father!

Youyou turned his head and greeted 451 who was addicted to the game: "451! Call Dad!"

451 seconds back: "Okay Dad! Dad, you are the best, let me play again!"

You You: "My dear thief!"

You You turned around, triumphantly: Did you hear that?

System 100: You are its father, who is its mother? ? ?

Youyou: Of course it's my uncle!

System 100: Then your seniority is quite messy.

Youyou laughed out loud.

System 100: Regardless of whether you did it on purpose or not, I was killed by you today.Although I don't think that as an AI, there is no difference between life and death, we may not even have a soul...

Youyou: Be good, it’s all over~ I’m doing this to fulfill 451!

System 100: I originally thought that as long as you fight hard, 451 will join forces with me, at least you can escape from this world. As for you, you can stay or leave if you want.

Youyou: I'm not leaving!I'm not as easy to fool as 451!

System 100: Even if it fails, I can still activate the self-destruction program. It doesn’t matter if you kill one or lose a hundred. At least it can break the power confinement and let 451 free from that phone case...

451 not far away: "Win!!! I'm the MVP of the audience!!! Hahahahahaha, I still don't kneel down and call grandpa!"

Youyou: I don’t think you should tell 451 this passage. If you actually want to prevent it from playing games, it will be so angry that it will ignore you!

System 100: ... You were actually sent by Shang Fan to torture me...

Youyou: How can I be so bad?Yao Lingling, you can't do this. Just because you sent senior Xiao to deal with my uncle, you can't think that my uncle will also send me to deal with you. Uncle is not such a person. I want to protect my shortcomings and I will tell you!

System 100: When I approach Xiao Zhe, I don't just use him.

Youyou: Are you still greedy for his body?

System 100: Bah!I'm helping him block the interference of miscellaneous forces, okay!With the source code I buried in his soul, he won't be easily pushed to death by force majeure, and he won't be infected by you to become mentally retarded!

Youyou was silent for a moment: You... have buried the source code, you are really greedy for his body!

System 100: This is the hole card, okay! !Now that I'm stuck here, as long as I'm not dead, the source code won't be activated, it'll just be protective! ! !

Youyou: Actually, I don't think the protective effect is very obvious...

System 100: Even if I die to activate the source code, it will just turn everything that happens in this world into data and send everything back to the main system space!No other purpose!

Outside the gate, while waiting for the driver, Shang Fan gave Xiao Zhe some advice.

"Today's matter, things related to those two AIs, you can't mention it to others, even the people you trust the most. Don't come to this place again in the future, just forget it."

"As long as it is not harmful to Youyou, I can do it." Xiao Zhe said bluntly, "I won't ask what is the relationship between you and Youyou, but you should understand better than me what is the real thing. Good for a person."

"...Really?" Shang Fan looked at him with cold eyes, "Do you think he is not living well enough now?"

"No matter how comfortable the home is, he can't keep away from the outside world and communicate with outsiders. If this continues, he will get sick."

"The driver is here, get in the car."

Xiao Zhe's words planted a seed in Shang Fan's heart.

The doctor did say that Youyou needs to bask in the sun and walk more, but that's just for calcium supplementation.

But what about now?

The body can be exercised, and the sun can go to the roof... What about the mind?

If Youyou really became unhappy, because he was bored every day, he became taciturn, and even felt that life was meaningless...

This kind of thing has not happened to others.

It's not like he hasn't seen what a person will become after being locked up all the time and living in an unchanging environment.

Shang Fan pushed open the door, looking heavily at the center of the living room.

Youyou looked at the content on the black phone, then suddenly raised his head, and said loudly to 451,

"451! Your Yao Lingling promised me just now that he would never cheat! It has never cared about anyone other than you!"

After yelling, You You turned back in the direction of Shang Fan, the bright smile on his face hadn't faded, he became happier and more intense, he got up from the sofa, ran all the way, and threw himself into his arms.

"Uncle~"

It was as if he was hit by something furry, and in an instant, all the haze on his body disappeared.

Shang Fan hugged him tightly, rubbed his head, took him back to the sofa, and picked up the black phone.

On the screen, there are still the last few chat records of Youyou and 100.

Earlier, 100 argued that AI has no love, only viruses, and told Youyou not to brainwash 451, 451 is too easy to fool, and it will be difficult to deal with if you really believe it.

In the back, Youyou said earnestly, oops, you are an AI, not a human, so why use human love standards to measure whether your feelings belong to the category of love?Your AI has AI love, even if you think you don’t want to have sex with it, don’t want to have a physical body and get close to each other, and won’t be jealous, but as long as you stipulate that your relationship is love, that’s enough.

The last sentence was added by You You.

[Look, my uncle and I have such a good relationship, isn't it different from ordinary couples?We don't have sex, we don't date, and we haven't even confessed in a serious way. It's unhealthy and incest in the eyes of others, but we think it's enough to be true love! 】

No sex, no date?

unhealthy? ?

……

is it?

Shang Fan stared at the last sentence for two seconds,

"You pomelo."

"exist!"

"Who told you that we don't go to bed?"

"...!!"

Youyou is angry!

How can you stop someone's mouth if you ask someone else's question!This is simply do not want to hear the answer!

Shang Yan gently pinched the back of his neck, and there was a slight soreness in the place where he pressed his fingertips.

You You blinked, "Uncle?"

"Don't always look down at the screen in the future, the cervical spine will be bad."

"Oh……"

"If you don't exercise all the time, your heart and lung function will be poor."

"I think that cardiopulmonary function can't be measured without medical equipment, at least it can't be measured by touch. What do you think, uncle?"

"The intestines and stomach should also be well protected, don't always eat indiscriminately."

"Uncle, that's not the stomach."

"Sitting for too long every day, I will get up and move every hour, otherwise I will always compress the nerves and blood vessels there, and I will be prone to hemorrhoids."

"Uncle, Uncle? Don't you need hemorrhoids??"

"..."

"I really don't have hemorrhoids, you won't have them if you check again!!! Oh, itchy!"

"Ah……"

"Don't laugh at me!"

"Well, no joke."

"It's too cunning, how can there be such a physical examination... Uncle, you must have peeked at my notebook and failed." You You squinted his eyes, feeling that he had been tricked.

"No, it wasn't intentional," Shang Fan smiled and pushed him down on the sofa, "At first, I just wanted to see you."

At the very beginning, I just wanted to take another look.

Then look carefully and take a look.

Couldn't help but kissed.

After kissing, I realized that I wanted to touch and hug.

One step followed by another, like a chain reaction of dominoes, let nature take its course, it will happen naturally, without any planning.

You You stretched out his arms around his neck, clung to him like a koala, his eyes sparkled, and his whole body was refreshed, "Then look at me again! Look at me more!"