Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

The head of the robot is round, and the body is also a bit round, and the bottom of the feet are not legs, but wheels.

From a distance, it looks like an upside-down exclamation mark, but when you look closely, it seems to imitate the little robot in a recent animated movie. It is a character that does not have a strong sense of presence, but is quite lovable.

Because cosplayers appear at this kind of event again, compared to other cosplayers' outfits, they are not particularly eye-catching.

The three of them stared at the exclamation mark for a while, then changed the subject at the same time, trying to ease the embarrassment.

Young Master Wang: "What is this? A service robot at the venue?"

Brother Shang: "It's not like, it's not as big as the one that sells mineral water, so it feels like it can only guide the way."

Bald man: "Sweep the floor."

Young Master Wang and Brother Shang cast contemptuous glances at the bald man at the same time, thinking that this man is a fool, no sweeping robot looks like this.

As for the bodyguards following the robot, they didn't think they were part of the same group at all.

But when You You looked at them, he felt different.

"Uncle, these three people look familiar and strange."

Shang Wan rubbed his belly, nodded, "Well, it's very strange."

"Uncle, are they your enemies?"

"You've become smarter." Shang Fan smiled, "How do you know that?"

You You said solemnly, "Everyone is very happy and staring at the lottery draw. There are only three of them. They obviously brought the card for the lottery draw, but they didn't take it out, and their faces were paralyzed. It feels like they didn't come to the lottery draw or participate in the event at all!"

Shang Fan looked at the screen and was stunned for a moment, "Did they bring the cards for the lottery?"

Like playing a game of spotting the difference, Youyou pointed to the corner of Young Master Wang's back pocket, the exposed corner of Brother Shang's leather bag, and the different shape of the card in the contract's chest pocket, pointing out their flaws.

"Besides, I suspect that they came here this time to sabotage this game event! Uncle, please find someone to check the scene!"

Shang Fan felt a little strange in his heart.

He knew the minds of these three people best, even if they were dumbfounded, they wouldn't make the mistake of being present at the crime scene in person and waiting for him to catch it.

So when he saw the three of them, he was a little relieved. He speculated that the three of them were here to spy on the enemy's situation, not to play tricks.

But when You You said so nervously, he suddenly felt that it would be good just in case.

In the end, it really screened out potential safety hazards. If they were left alone, the scene would be chaotic after the lottery draw.

With a calm face, Shang Fan ordered his subordinates to take care of it, and changed the equipment without disturbing the crowd as much as possible, before he felt relieved again.

Unexpectedly, You You guessed it right.

"How do you know that they are here to do tricks?" Shang Wen asked him.

"Huh? Because they have been staring at the scene of the event. Since they didn't come to participate, they must have come to make trouble."

It sounds reasonable, and it turned out to be true.

Although there seems to be something wrong...

Since the safety hazards have been eliminated, the event is considered to be a successful conclusion. Several players who won the lottery went back with limited editions, and the remaining players can line up on the spot to experience the feeling of playing games with the best equipment.

Youyou controlled his robot, wandered around the venue, and also bought his hands once. After all, the booths this time were all high-quality, and he also had money in his hand. He couldn't help but buy everything he saw.

Whether it's a one-to-one size pillow or a figurine of violent clothing, including holographic projection devices and virtual idols, mechanical keyboards with themed skins, gamepads, mice, and even full-color fanbooks that are signed and sold on the spot, everything is available.

At the end of the shopping, the big sister who helped to be the bodyguard has transformed into a girl with facial paralysis who looks exactly like going shopping with her mother.

Just wear bags all over your body.

When Youyou's robot turned around, it was shocked, what, what! ?He actually bought so much? !

Why does his robot have no hands!If you have one, you can hang it on yourself!

Anyway, the robot will not get tired! !

When it was time to go home, Youyou took off the VR glasses. In the event hall, the eldest sister also struggled to free a hand, and pressed a button on the robot. After it automatically shrunk to the height of a six-year-old child, she tried again. Pick up your shoulders and leave through the gate.

Shang Fan looked at the things Youyou bought this time, feeling a little delicate.

"What's this?" he asked, pointing to one of the screenshots, which was signed by someone he didn't recognize.

"This is Big BeeKing!" Youyou thought he wanted Amway, and introduced enthusiastically, "He has drawn a lot of notebooks, super amazing! He is a genius of notebooks! He has no professional training, but he is full of aura. He is my favorite painter! This is his autograph hahaha, I didn’t expect to meet him~”

You You took out his notebook, and took out a photo of the wife's notebook, "For example, this is the game fan he drew, it's amazing!"

Shang Fan switched to another one, "What is this?"

"This is the big villain in the strongest new show this year! This is his figure, the genuine one, although I know it's for sale, but it's still too delicate, if you miss it, you won't be able to buy it~"

"What is he... doing? This pose?"

"The violent clothes."

"Violent clothes?"

You You turned around, faced Shang Fan, grabbed her clothes, and made a pose, "It's like this, with a groan, the clothes were shattered!"

Shang Yan: "..."

"hey-hey."

"Like this kind of rough?"

"It's alright~"

"What about this one? Inflatable... doll?"

"Pfft!!" You You spat out a mouthful of juice, "Uncle, what impure things are you thinking about! This box contains life-size dolls! Made of cotton!"

"...Are you going to use this as a pillow?" Shang Fan looked at the drawing on the package, those muscle lines, those curves of the body, and the eyes...

No matter how you look at it, it's not serious.

"The salted fish should be washed and dried, and the two pillows can be used instead~"

After three questions and three answers, Youyou was picked up whole.

When being hugged, he still struggled for a while, Shang Fan's face was a little dark, and just about to ask, he saw You You struggled, and stretched out a hand far away, reaching for the drink bottle on the table in a daze.

Then, grabbing the unfinished juice, she obediently leaned into his arms.

Shang Yan: "..."

just for this?

"uncle?"

"Want to go to the bathroom?"

"Huh? It's okay, I don't really think about it."

"Go if you want." Shang Fan lifted his foot and walked out, because he was holding the person in his arms, and let 451 open the electronic door directly.

"No need, uncle... why did you suddenly go to the toilet?"

"I think you should go to the toilet."

"...???"

Later, Youyou finally understood that there is a kind of going to the bathroom that makes your uncle think that you should take off your pants.

Not long after, when the bodyguard elder sister came back with bags and robots, You You was so tired that she fell asleep.

Don't ask, it's just that I'm too tired to go to the toilet.

Afterwards, Shang Fan, out of compensatory psychology, and under the threat of You You's never giving Peng PP any more, cede territory for peace, and hand over the temporary little robot to You You for disposal.

So, You You once again had another reason not to go out.

If he has to go out, let it replace him. As for the lack of hardware and programs, he can communicate with those friends and gradually improve.In this way, even if you are really interested in the escape rooms, haunted houses, theme parks, etc. outside, you don't have to worry about it.

"Uncle, are you going out?" You You lay on his lap, "You want to choose steak yourself?"

"Yeah, want to go with me?"

"No, it's Cheek who wants to go with you." Youyou raised his hand, pointed at his exclusive robot, and said confidently, "I've already walked a hundred steps today, I'm resting at home~"

"..."

The beautiful picture of the two shopping together and going shopping together suddenly shattered.

Traveling with a robot, as if on a date, and taking care of it from being destroyed by passers-by, the weird picture is reconstructed in Shang Dian's mind.

Looking at the robot that has been transformed, its stomach is getting rounder and its functions are getting more and more perfect, Shang Fan is suddenly a little dazed.

At first...was he planning to let Youyou bask in the sun more?

How did it become like this.

"No," Shang Fan suddenly woke up, recalling his original intention, "The doctor said you can't be bored every day."

"I'm going to the glass greenhouse!" Youyou learned to answer quickly.

A few days later, the roof of the building has been remodeled. When I went up, I entered the glass room directly. There are only a few pots of flowers that do not like heat. They are kept in an airtight glass room with a temperature not exceeding 30 degrees Celsius. Outside are those that often attract bees. Butterfly plants, open the door to get out.

Since the establishment of this place, You Youyou was often carried up by Shang Fan forcibly, and was released after half an hour in the sun.

It had been in the sun for half an hour today... Before leaving, he still yelled that he was chocolate, it had already melted, and he couldn't walk anymore.

Seeing that Shang Fan didn't intend to agree, You You quickly started to behave miserably, stood up humming, and barely walked with a limp, "Then I'll go change my clothes... I don't want a cane, I don't want a wheelchair, I will be stared at , I try to walk."

That small tone, small eyes, as much wronged as you want, as pitiful as you want, and secretly cooperated with 451, making the phone play the classic sad bgm: Iwantloveordeath in a low voice, as if implying that I lack love to the point of dying It's too bad to go out.

Upon closer inspection, he was indeed a little unsteady when walking, and looked uncomfortable.

Shang Fan sighed, and suddenly remembered that Youyou was actually seriously deficient in calcium. With this kind of constitution, healed slower than ordinary people when he was injured, and it is normal for his feet to hurt when he walks...

Softened.

"Hey, don't be brave if you feel uncomfortable. I will go out by myself and come back soon. Wait for me at home."

"Uncle, you are the best!"

A loud babble on his lips, coaxing Shang Fan to stop thinking about it, he turned around to change his coat and shoes, and went out to buy the best steak.

I don't know when, he also has requirements for the ingredients, and even the ones bought by the housekeeper are not as satisfactory as the ones he personally selected.

"Yeah~!" After the battle was successful, Youyou clenched his fists and jumped up with joy.

Three minutes later, Shang Fan finished dressing, and suddenly remembered something, turned back halfway, and pushed open the door of Youyou's room, "By the way, Youyou, how about..."

"Ah↘↗ah-ahahahah↘ah→ahah-ahah↘—TELLMEWHERETHEFREAKSAT!!!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

In the bathroom with the door open, in the dead corner of the surveillance video, Youyou, wearing shorts, is dancing ecstatically to the burning music. Hold the door of the dryer, beat the beat together frame by frame, and shake your head when you reach the highest point, and see the businessman who turned back.

Four eyes facing each other.

The singing and beat stopped abruptly, and the time of Youyou also froze at this second.

At this moment, Shang Fan was Medusa who was staring at him, and he turned around to look at the remnants of Sodom who had turned into pillars of salt. Everything was a twist of fate.

Blessed to the heart, there is even a beautiful ancient poem, which gradually emerged in his mind:

Life is as gorgeous as summer flowers, and death is as quiet and beautiful as autumn leaves.

Ten seconds later, the BGM also stopped playing. 451 was more considerate and turned itself off directly. When the screen went dark, the last screen was not the phone brand logo but the word take care.

Youyou silently retracted her feet on the stool, stood obediently, and greeted Shang Wan,

"Uncle, you are back."

"..."