Great God collection system

"Damn!" my cousin yelled, and went straight up to grab the female ghost's hand and tried to drag him out, but the female ghost was not a real thing at all, his hand pierced through it and poked it on the glass, and instead screamed in pain, panicking Desperate, "What should I do? Brother Quan, what should I do?"

"How do I know!" Brother Quan stammered, almost peeing in fear again, "Brother, brother, are you okay?"

"I... ouch! Why... ouch! Ahh...maybe...okay!"

Fa Xiao was stuck against the glass, shaking back and forth like an electric shock, although he still managed to maintain his sanity, his consciousness became more and more unclear, and his whole body hurt everywhere.

"Fuck, don't you run away?" Lin Qiu who was watching was dumbfounded, "Doesn't it hurt?"

The system calmly said: "Of course it hurts, the question is, can I run?"

Lin Qiu was taken aback, feeling that something was wrong:

"Shooting a 'translucent non-material existence'?" This is what Lin Qiu said when he was talking to the system. He made up the scene randomly. He can only do so much. Is it foggy?"

Lin Qiu suddenly realized the problem, something went wrong with his settings!

In many horror films and pranks, ghosts and ghosts are translucent, empty, smoke-like existences, and can be "beaten" at the same time. This is just for the convenience of the audience. After all, no one will Ghost movies are about logic.

Lin Qiu didn't notice anything wrong when he copied it, but after thinking about it carefully, this setting is very unreasonable: as a carbon-based creature, how can it be possible to smoke?

Lin Qiu can't blame the system for not explaining it clearly to him, why not say that it's only natural for the system to cheat him?

"Help, save me!" Fa Xiao began to feel that he couldn't do it anymore, and more and more blood stains appeared on the glass, "Help!"

At the critical moment, after all, adults are more stable. Brother Quan, who somehow got the strength, hugged the computer screen and threw it over. With a "bang", half of the glass door was knocked down. The street was deserted, and the huge The noise did not cause any movement. There are schools and shops nearby, all of which are closed in the middle of the night, and there are no pedestrians at all. A few people looked at the supper shop on the corner, but it is too far away to see it clearly.

"You can't kill anyone, if you still want to continue to cooperate." Lin Qiu forced himself to calm down, "Solution, quick!"

The system only spoke four words: "The hand of the rules."

Fuck, what's the use of such a damn thing?

Lin Qiu desperately thought about what could be used amidst the bang bang, but the more urgent the moment, the more his mind went blank. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't find any rules that could solve the current problem.

"Hold on! Hold on brother! Aren't we going to fight together? You still want to go to Glory! You, your favorite hero, what's the matter... Aren't you the favorite? I won't say it again You use that!" Brother Quan couldn't catch the female ghost, so he had to pull Fa Xiao's clothes down hard, "You can use whatever you want in the future, hold on! Hold on brother!"

When Lin Qiu heard this, the picture of the game drifted unconsciously in his mind. He also played this game. Coincidentally, he also liked this hero. Although he was often taught that this hero was useless, he just liked— —It’s better to say that he likes heroines with big breasts—when he thinks of this, his mind unconsciously thinks of this hero’s ultimate move.

"Brother Quan! Brother Quan, look at this computer!" My cousin called out.

The little stick figure on the computer has been changed, and what appears is the performance animation of Yu Ji's ultimate move, and the attacked target is replaced by a female ghost.

Lin Qiu thought that this picture could not be more "clear", and Brother Quan obviously understood the meaning: "This is for me to use Yu Ji's big move to hit the female ghost?" He looked confused, "What the hell? How to play? This is a game! I... what??"

If the question mark had any substance, Brother Quan would probably be covered in question marks by now.

Lin Qiu is also a question mark. The permissions given by the system are very mysterious at first glance. It stands to reason that finding logic in this is a dead end, but the various requirements are too strict. For example, he just set this big move to be able to fight If the dead ghost fails, it is necessary to set how to activate this big move.

"Activation? How do I know?!" Lin Qiu was a little nervous, "This is a game! The game is made up of codes. Are you sick of talking about logic with the game?! Besides, you really have to worry about why the big move is played. Dead female ghost? What kind of big move? Arms or legs? Obviously these are not set, so why do you have to reason in strange places?!"

Lin Qiu spoke in an orderly manner, and the system's response was also very reasonable: "It's none of my business, this is the rule you have determined."

Lin Qiu was devastated. He didn't have that much time to play games, let alone carefully pay attention to the names or details of each hero's moves. In the audio-visual era, people pay more attention to pictures than words.

Think quickly!Think quickly!Give a suitable method!

Concubine Yu... Concubine Yu... Concubine Yu?

Brother Quan looked at Fa Xiao's face as if he was stingy, and regret was lingering in his heart. After all, he proposed this activity, and he was also the one who brought him here. Fa Xiao has a good relationship with him. Over the years, he has worked hard to live and die. Fa Xiao is walking around behind, even if he comes to mess with Fa Xiao like this, he will accompany him.

"Why the hell am I doing these things?!"

When Brother Quan yelled out this sentence angrily, a male voice suddenly sounded on the computer screen that had been playing the animation: "The agreement is for a lifetime! One year, one month, one day, one hour, it doesn't count as a lifetime!"

Perhaps it was because of his state of mind, when Brother Quan heard it, his eyes turned red, and he tugged at the corner of Faxiao's clothes and shouted, "It's a deal for a lifetime! One year, one month, one day, it doesn't count as a lifetime!"

A little short of words, but the meaning came.

"Is this up to the standard?" Lin Qiu asked the system coldly in his mind.

"If you think it's done, it's done. This is the rule you set." The system seemed to be completely unaware of the unhappiness in Lin Qiu's tone, and replied calmly, "Whether it's successful or not depends only on your determination."

Of course it was done, Lin Qiu thought so, what he felt was only the artistic conception, and he didn't care about the difference of a few words.

Sure enough, as soon as Brother Quan finished yelling, there seemed to be a hand grabbing his clothes on the chest, and a strong force came, and his whole body became like a ">" and flew forward, that tearful face Just as he bumped into the female ghost's ferocious face head-on, after a "pound", another force came from his back, and he returned to the original position with a "<" posture!

"Unknown Force" only did this, and "Master Newton" did the rest: Due to inertia, Brother Quan continued to fly backwards, knocked down a lot of tables and chairs, and hung on the table without moving. .

However, the female ghost seemed to have received a fatal blow. After screaming, she turned into ashes and disappeared tremblingly. Fa Xiao fell from the sky, lying on the ground with blood on her face.

The cousin stood there blankly, at a loss, looking from side to side, not knowing who to rescue first, not even noticing the two stunned nocturnal passers-by standing outside the street.

Lin Qiu secretly sighed: It's finally over.

His setting is very simple: trigger the big move with that "line", the big move will cause "∞" damage to the female ghost, the female ghost will disappear, and the Mobius ring space will end.

It looks perfect, but it doesn't make sense at all.

First of all, why is a game ult triggered by a movie line?

That is of course because the only thing related to Farewell My Concubine is left in Lin Qiu's mind. He really can't think of anything else about Farewell My Concubine, or in other words, this line has nothing to do with the four words Farewell My Concubine. Something like a "Pavlovian reaction" has been formed!

Secondly, why does Brother Quan use his ultimate move to injure the enemy one thousand and self-injury eight hundred?

That's because the game is a game, and the game designers will not consider whether a certain action is in line with the laws of physics, whether it is something that humans can do-it is very inappropriate to "transplant" this set into reality!Not to mention anything else, when the game characters use tricks, of course they can keep their faces beautiful or expressionless, but when a living person is pulled by some kind of force, the first reaction is of course horrified or shouted, like Brother Quan, hit him He was rolling his eyes, drooling, and tears when he saw the female ghost, he was alive after all!

Anyway, it's finally over!

Lin Qiu watched Brother Quan slowly get up from the ruins of the Internet cafe, Fa Xiaoye sat up unsteadily, his hanging heart slowly let go.If one of the two of them lost his limbs, among other things, the medical expenses would make him willing to go to jail first.

"I want to remind you." The system popped up suddenly.

"What?" Lin Qiu said vigilantly. The system has tricked him several times today, which to some extent gave him a new understanding of the danger of the system.

"God's authority is over."

Lin Qiu's memory is not bad, but he encountered too many things today, and he didn't realize it for a while. When he remembered the purpose of the system's words, he had already walked out of the boss's lounge and was exposed to the eyes of the outside crowd. up.

"Who are you?" The cousin was the first to discover his existence, "Where did you come from?"

Lin Qiu came out of the boss' lounge, and through the opened door, he could still see the chair that Brother Quan overturned when he rushed in. The three members of the ghost detection team were 100% sure that there was no one in the boss' lounge, because they When the Mobius ring was trapped, almost every inch of the Internet cafe was turned over, and it was absolutely impossible for a big living person to hide under their noses.

Yes, God's authority is over, and others can see Lin Qiu.