Great God collection system

The old lady came to the United States from the mainland via Hong Kong. In her day, she should have been called a refugee or went to Nanyang.For her, the China in her hometown is a barren and desolate life and waves of various "movements" that can't be dealt with. Now China is full of stylishly dressed aunts and girls who spend money. The current "Chinese" do not have a good opinion.

Since discovering this wonderful "ability", she thinks it is some kind of "blessing of the Buddha", which is the result of many years of worshiping Buddha, so she and her godson-this black old man with amazing tonnage have formed a good relationship. fortune-telling partner.

"The income is good." The old lady doesn't know Mandarin, but she has learned a lot for her livelihood, and Lin Qiu can barely understand Mandarin with a Fujian accent, "And I'm not lying, I really counted their lives. I don't say The kind of words that can be explained in any way, must tell what will happen in the future, if you don’t believe me, you can ask other customers. I think you were also recommended by others, don’t you know?”

"She didn't count other people's lives." The system jumped out and explained to Lin Qiu intimately, "Her ability should be similar to some kind of spiritual suggestion."

Lin Qiu immediately understood: "Like hypnosis?"

"Yes, so she needs the client to come in person, face-to-face." The system said, "Her ability is still very weak, otherwise she can do ruthless tricks and just manipulate others to give money."

This ability is easy to expose, especially in the case of having the "true prophet" of Yan Dongnian.

Lin Qiu typed with a trace of sympathy: "If you are really a prophet, don't you know who we are?"

The old lady glanced at Brother Hei.

Old Brother Hei's facial features seemed to move when he was squeezed into a ball, then he stood up and said in a buzzing voice, "Aren't you Miss Chen?"

Lin Qiu was silent for a second, then typed: "Me? A woman?" Although his English was poor, he believed that these two words with question marks were enough to express.

Brother Hei looked Lin Qiu up and down for a while, then turned to the old lady and said, "Chinese people all look alike."

The old lady couldn't help but rolled her eyes, but didn't say anything, she just thumped Brother Hei's arm.Brother Hei scratched his dreadlocks, even if he had an expression of embarrassment hidden under his dark skin, he just smiled honestly, it seemed that this pair of godmother and godson had some genuine affection.

"If you are not my customers, who are they? FBI? CIA? Immigration?" The old lady's expression relaxed a lot. I don't know if it was a broken pot or a well-thought-out plan.

"We are the same as you." Lin Qiu replied, "Besides, I also want to give you more powerful abilities."

"I don't understand." The old lady frowned.

"These powerful abilities are not given to you by the Buddha." Lin Qiu's writing stroke by stroke is very annoying, and the speed can't be fast. "It's the chief examiner, him."

The old lady glanced at Yan Dongnian who had been swiping her phone, and said in a positive tone: "He also has the same ability as me."

"He is stronger than you, and he has more than one ability." Lin Qiu said, "You should know many people like you, right? I can give you more powerful abilities."

The old lady's face was more cautious: "If what you said is true, then why? What good does it do you?"

"Yeah, why?" The system followed suit, "Why do we give these people the ability? It's too inefficient to lure them in this way."

"If you invented something and later found out that someone else stole your invention, what would you do?" Lin Qiu asked back.

"Get rid of the person who stole my invention." The system replied immediately.

Lin Qiu: "..."

I shouldn't fucking ask you this question!

Lin Qiu said helplessly: "Of course everyone claims that this is my invention. If you want to use it, please come to me!"

"Okay, I understand your intention to declare that you are genuine, but what kind of abilities are you going to give them?" The system corrected its mischievous tone, "Don't give any important abilities."

Lin Qiu said seriously: "Actually, when I mention the United States, I think of tax filing, and then I think of money, why not..."

"Oh, I see, whatever you want, anyway, it must be embarrassing for you to think of something." The system quickly interjected.

"...give them the ability to evade taxes forever." Lin Qiu said only half a sentence.

"Ha!" The system said happily, "I knew your design must be sand sculpture!"

Lin Qiu: "..."

Lin Qiu’s impression of America’s wonders also came from the reader’s magazines he read when he was a child. Those chicken soup stories about tax returns at the end of the month or tax evasion that he would never forget for the rest of his life. Grab a handful of hair.

For Americans, taxes and death are eternal and unavoidable. As long as you are an American citizen, even if you make money overseas, you have to give Uncle Sam a commission.

"You have to remember that we won't be here for a long time," the system reminded.

"I know, it's just a small awakening ceremony." Lin Qiu said calmly, while turning to Yan Dongnian, "I need you to introduce me to some rich people."

Yan Dongnian, who has always been a low-headed person, raised his head and said, "How rich is he? Bill Gates or something like that?"

"No, some rich people who mainly work in finance." Lin Qiu said.

"No problem." Yan Dongnian said very firmly, and then said to the old lady, "Lend me your mobile phone to make a call, and I will give you 100 yuan."

The old lady raised her eyebrows: "If you want to do something bad..."

"1 yuan."

The old lady quickly pulled out a mobile phone from under the table and threw it over. At the same time, she said a few words in English to Brother Hei. Brother Hei regained his energy and stared at Yan Dongnian.

Yan Dongnian dialed a number without hesitation, and he was connected quickly. He said fluently: "Hello, Mr. Morgan..."

An hour later, Lin Qiu looked at the handsome John Chris Morgan in front of him, feeling a sense of unreality.The other party was accompanied by bodyguards and translators, and received them in this bright and spacious office—or a group of people rushed into the old lady's cold and damp underground fortune-telling "office", stuffed them into a car like kidnapping, and rushed to the When he arrived at the building that he couldn't name - the first sentence of the new generation of young head of the Morgan family was: "How do you know this number?"

Lin Qiu looked at Yan Dongnian: "Where did you get the number?"

"Of course he foresaw the number he got after meeting us." Yan Dongnian replied with a smile, "This is his private number for contacting his family."

Well, this is the so-called chicken-and-egg problem.

Lin Qiu wrinkled his face, always feeling like he didn't know where to start.

"Do you want to avoid tax legally?" Lin Qiu asked hard.

Morgan frowned at Lin Qiu's "talking style", but still replied, "I have an accountant."

"Do you want to legally never pay taxes?" Lin Qiu changed the question.

Morgan was silent for a while, and continued: "Tell me who you are and how you know this number."

Lin Qiu looked at Yan Dongnian.

"You will change your clothes in one minute and thirty seconds, and it will be the blue shirt you dislike the most." Yan Dongnian said with a smile.

Morgan laughed slightly, and said, "Is this a joke my friend made on me? I know there is a person who claims to be Christ, but this kind of joke is not funny."

"It's not a joke." Lin Qiu calmed down, "I can give you a way to never have to pay taxes in the future."

"What about the conditions?" Morgan said with a smile, as if he didn't care about it at all, just treating it as a game.

"1000 million US dollars, a one-time buyout." Lin Qiu thought that he didn't have a big mouth, but in fact, he felt that this condition was too favorable.

Morgan didn't answer, but the system spoke first: "How dare you open it!"

"What? Don't you always think that abilities are valuable?" Lin Qiu was a little surprised.

"If it's an ability you designed, it's a different matter." The system seemed to be telling the truth, very firmly, "but this is also very good, the worse the ability is, the higher the chance of obtaining it."

Lin Qiu didn't want to talk and wanted to dig the system out of his mind.

"Of course, there are occasional bright spots." The system added superficially.

Morgan smiled, and when he wanted to get up, he put his legs out of the chair, and when he staggered, he naturally grabbed things around him. At this moment, a bodyguard suddenly coughed loudly. This guy obviously wanted to bear it, but poverty and coughing are both It was irrepressible, and Morgan's clothes were unfortunately within range of coughing droplets.

Mr. Morgan stared at the bodyguard with a wonderful expression on his face.

"That blue shirt that I dislike the most," repeated Winter Year, adding fuel to the fire.

Morgan turned to look at Lin Qiu, said, "Thank you for reminding me." After speaking, he left.

Under the eyes of a circle of bodyguards, Lin Qiu looked at Yan Dongnian and said, "Aren't you afraid that he will change clothes on purpose?"

Yan Dongnian turned his head and said with a smile, "I love you."

Lin Qiu: "..."

Not far away, Brother Hei and the old lady whispered: "I said they look like a couple, so it's no problem for me to recognize them as Miss Chen!"

The old lady slapped Brother Hei's dreadlocks.

Moments later, Morgan appeared in the room wearing a royal blue shirt of an extremely strange color, and walked over like a human-shaped Pepsi can.

Yan Dongnian laughed unceremoniously.

Morgan muttered under his breath as he sat down, "I don't know where my money has been spent all these years."

Lin Qiu lowered his head and typed to hide his smile: "I need you to clear a block, the sooner the better, the clearing should not take too long, and then, select a group of people, as many as possible."

"What kind of person?" Morgan asked calmly instead of asking the bottom line this time.

"Whatever you want, try to find people with big differences, regardless of race, background or age, the more unbalanced the distribution, the better." Lin Qiu looked at the old lady and black brother who had been secretly watching, "You can come, You can also inform people you know who are in a similar situation to you.”

The old lady nodded after a moment of hesitation, and then asked suddenly: "If, as you said, this ability is not given by God, who is it? Besides, why me? Why now?"

Lin Qiu felt complicated for a while, but he still replied, "You know an old saying in China that good fortune makes people good."