Great God collection system

"You have to know that Yan Dongnian is Lin Qiu...another Lin Qiu's most perfect work, impeccable in both appearance and ability, and the great prophecy is the best of the best." The system said with unprecedented seriousness, " So, can you improve the design level of the awakening technique a little bit, I don’t ask much, just improve the taste a little bit, at least catch up with the level of the normal chief examiner!”

Lin Qiu also thought about it seriously for a long time, and asked with a bit of reluctance: "What's wrong with my taste?"

"Everywhere is bad!" The system broke the usual calm, and roared for the first time, "You have no taste at all!"

Lin Qiu looked forward to looking at Lao Wang. Lao Wang, who was staring at the phone, hurriedly raised his head and glanced at him, then lowered his head in a guilty conscience, without saying a word.

"Okay, I admit that my taste is low, so tell me some useful awakening skills." Lin Qiu said unconvinced.

"I can't design it for you, this is cheating." The system returned to calm.

"Then I'll use the big prophecy, right?" Lin Qiu said angrily, "Is it okay for me to copy myself?"

"No, you can't design such a powerful awakening technique yet." There was a hint of imperceptible frustration in the system's tone.

Lin Qiu immediately regained his confidence: "If you can't do it, don't force it, you can do it!"

system:"……"

Aside from the deflated system, Lin Qiu had to face the reality. He really didn't have any talent in this area. It wasn't that he had unrestrained imagination, but that he couldn't combine "practical" and "imaginative".

"What do human beings need most?" Lin Qiu asked.

"Survive?" Old Wang answered casually, "Survival is a basic need, and after that comes emotional satisfaction, love, being respected, admired by others, and so on."

Lin Qiu involuntarily narrowed his eyes, and after a while, he snapped his fingers: "So, what do you think of the protagonist's halo?"

The system said: "It sounds good."

"Specifically?" Old Wang also nodded slightly, "What kind of ability?"

"As long as his tiger's body shakes, the other party will immediately accept his head and bow!" Lin Qiuyue said, the more he felt feasible, "This statement is very common, right? I believe that there may be such people in reality, and it is easier to realize."

Lao Wang coughed, sat up straight, and the system silently pretended not to exist.

Lin Qiu is not a fool: "You don't think so?"

The system pondered for a moment, and said, "I have a discovery."

"What?" Lin Qiu said.

"You have been unwilling to give others powerful abilities."

Lin Qiu was stunned: "How is it possible, I just can't think of any practical abilities!"

"That fire, you can obviously have a more practical and convenient method." The system's speech rate did not slow down, quite sharp, "I saw in your data that the game you played had the undead race in it, There is a very famous spellcasting action of the mage profession, which can be used to control the flames, but you denied it and chose the strange, complicated and impractical Zoroastrianism." It paused, as if questioning and wondering, "Why? ?”

Lin Qiu pursed his lips, he wasn't angry, but was acting as if he had been exposed, and he wasn't the first to realize the embarrassment.He remained expressionless for so long that Old Wang was restless, so he let out a soft breath and said, "I'll think about it again."

Yan Dongnian, who was lying on the sofa swiping his phone like a dead fish, almost slipped to the floor. At this moment, he suddenly raised his head and said, "You are really different from dead Lin Qiu."

Lin Qiu glanced at Yan Dongnian, showing a faint smile.

We are indeed different, Yangou.

"Space." Lin Qiu said seriously, "Healing, space, and time are all very powerful forces. Manipulating others, reading minds, seeing through, and flying are things that humans cannot do. Everyone likes them. But, at present, I think What I do is just space. Space is the greatest violence to human beings. I can cross it. The principle of realization is also very simple, the principle of wormholes, treat space as a piece of paper, and put two points on both sides of the paper, the distance is very far , Folding the paper is like pulling two spaces together, sticking it with a door, and opening the door, you can span the distance between the two spaces. I agree with this theory, and it is also used in many film and television dramas. I’ve seen various special effects on the screen, so as long as I solve the method of activation, it will be established.”

The system greatly appreciated: "You finally have some taste!"

Lin Qiu continued: "This door is made of glass. When someone... roars hard, it causes vibrations in the air, and slowly this door will appear...uh..."

The old Wang, who was flushed with excitement, gradually calmed down, and his eyes became more and more strange: "Why can't you use a handsome spell-casting action? For example, like the hero of Marvel, a door appears with a wave or a finger points to the temple. What."

"I don't know!" Lin Qiu hugged his head and said angrily, "For some reason, I think it should come from someone's mouth!"

"The door yelling out of his mouth is too weird, not handsome at all." Lao Wang said helplessly, "This ability is super powerful, but think about it, the two sides are about to fight, and we keep yelling all by ourselves. Yelling, and then a door appeared, this...Speaking of which, what are you going to be yelled at?"

What Lin Qiu didn't want to say, really didn't want to, but the psychological identity was not so easy to change, he held back for a long time, and typed four words with difficulty: "Open Sesame."

"Damn!" Old Wang couldn't help but swear, "Did you watch too many cartoons when you were young?!"

Lin Qiu would never admit it, these are "minor problems", not big problems, they can be let go, even if they can't be solved, at most it will be embarrassing.In the past two days, apart from teaching Pharaoh and Yan Gou to do housework, he designed the entire ceremony venue.

"There won't be any giant-like things coming in?" Lin Qiu asked the system suspiciously.

"No guarantee." The system's answer is very "systematic".

"What do you want?"

"Darling, please hang up for complaints."

Zhong Lixi quickly sent a message and provided a location, which was in a certain neighborhood in the city. Lin Qiu checked and found no special cases or stories. He couldn't help feeling a little glad that Zhong Lixi didn't listen to Lao Wang's nonsense. .

Apart from being disappointed by this, Old Wang is just flirting with brother Quan all day long. The two hit it off since they got together online. What will happen to the various obscenity awakening rituals on QQ all day long? He also deliberately didn’t listen to Lin Qiu’s words. Discussion, the reason is that he will also participate in the selection.

"No." After hearing this request, Lin Qiu refused without hesitation, "You cannot participate."

Old Wang had a bolt from the blue expression on his face: "Why?"

"How can I explain to your family if something happens to you?" Lin Qiu said that naturally, without feeling wrong at all.

"Damn, you're not my husband!" Lao Wang shouted stubbornly, "I want to participate, but you can stop me?"

Lin Qiu will not admit defeat in such a big event: "I won't tell you where and when you know?"

Old Wang choked, and said bravely, "Can't I follow you?"

Lin Qiu glanced at Old Wang and said, "Aren't you going to work?"

Lao Wang finally saw how terrifying Lin Qiu's determination was. Ever since he revealed his willingness to participate, he could no longer access any such information at home. The computer was locked, the notebook quietly disappeared, and even Even Lin Qiu didn't mention it anymore—it's too easy for Lin Qiu not to "speak", it's more difficult to "speak"—as if there was no such thing at all.

It's useless to stalk and stalk, no matter how old Wang acts like a spoiled child, it's useless. Lin Qiu always laughs and keeps silent. In the end, he calmed down because the severe winter year, which has always had a low sense of existence, secretly sent it. A message: "I'll let you know when and where."

Lao Wang, who was sulking, turned his head and glanced at the severe winter year that was still sitting still, and replied: "Why help me?"

1 minute passed, and there was no reply. Yan Dongnian suddenly laughed into the phone, and the voice of the Japanese conversation floated out. Obviously, this guy was browsing station B.

"Fuck, are you pretending to ignore people even typing?!" Lao Wang sent a message angrily, but of course, there was still no reply.Even so, he had no choice but to use up all his tricks and draw out the cabinets. He really looked like he was at the end of his rope now. Unless he followed Lin Qiu to do a "career", otherwise his future would be called bleak.

Lin Qiu didn't know that Pharaoh had hooked up with Yan Gou under his nose, and he was carefully considering a question: should he accept the sponsor?

In fact, this news, which I don’t know whether to be happy or sad, comes from Brother Quan. This guy has been depressed for a few days since he was ignored in the last tripartite meeting, and he quickly recovered. * They all joined a group called "Awakened Alliance", gave it to the management, and then strongly recommended the news that a new generation of awakened will be selected.

Under such circumstances, terms such as chief examiner, awakener, and awakening ceremony are spreading virally on the Internet, and Lin Qiu can barely maintain his life by relying on the income from station B.

The factory was closed by the police, and it is not yet known whether it can continue to produce awakened people. The Internet cafe is safe and sound, but Brother Quan was warned not to allow people to come into contact with female ghosts, and his arms could not twist his thighs. Into a pure Internet cafe, the income can be described as a cliff-like decline.

At this time, a "golden master father" stood up.

"The First Rice Cup Awakened Selection Ceremony..." Lin Qiu looked at the words on the phone, feeling awkward no matter how you read them, "Isn't that a good name?"

"Isn't it good?" Brother Quan typed for a while, then swiped out a few lines, "Where are these?"

The first Rice Cup Awakening Carnival.

The promotion ceremony of the first Rice Cup Awakened.

The first Rice Cup Awakening Project.

The first Rice Cup Awakening Party Ceremony.

I always feel that something is wrong!

"No, what has happened to us? Is it an internal company commendation meeting?" Lin Qiu couldn't help complaining, "Although I don't think this matter needs to be kept secret, isn't it strange that it happened like this?"

"That's right." Brother Quan thought for a while and replied, "How about changing it to 'The First Rice Cup'? It's concise and clear!"

Just remove the main part, fuck me!