Great God collection system

"I don't know much about awakening skills. Is it similar to superpowers? Then, why can't you just let a person generate electricity? It's much more convenient than your current plan!"

The technician from the Energy Bureau covered his nosebleeding face, and said in an authentic voice. Just now, the "shame and anger attack" from his wife penetrated Brother Quan's door and caused "serious injury effects" to him. Fortunately, Brother Quan has quick eyesight and quick hands. He closed the door without hesitation, otherwise every male present would count as one, and all of them would be unlucky.

For this kind of "layman" question, the awakeners and the chief examiners can only smile wryly.

"Then I'll turn you into this kind of human generator. You're not allowed to go anywhere and stay in a daze in your room all day long. Are you willing?" Lin Qiu didn't need to explain, Brother Quan immediately said, "How much are you willing to do? Oh , By the way, this is not 996, but 24247!"

The technician understood and said, "Of course I don't want to, who would want to? But, you can't make a kind of, um, let me think about it, for example, let a person click on a stone or something, and then this How about a stone that can generate electricity without consumption for 100 million years?"

The corners of Lin Qiu's eyes twitched, and he typed vigorously: "Do you think this is a fairy art? Turn stone into gold?"

"That's right, almost!" The technician replied excitedly, and then found that everyone was looking at him with contemptuous expressions, so he cleared his throat and said, "Oh, can't it?"

"There must be a certain degree of rationality and logic, at least the chief examiner can agree." Xiao Yang couldn't stand Lin Qiu's frantic typing, so he sent a conscious QQ application, and let him speak for him, "For example , There is a scientific theory at present, but it cannot be realized by the paper theory, the awakening technology can be realized instead, but there is no such theory, if you only want a result, then it will not work. "

The technician blinked his eyes, pointed at Brother Quan and said, "Then what is the paper theory of his door?"

"Wormholes, the principle can be understood by ordinary people." Xiao Yang said while listening to Lin Qiu's explanation, "There is also a part of the principle of the Mobius ring, various combinations."

"Oh, it's really a theory on paper. It involves space issues. Although it's a bit wrong..." The technician suddenly realized, "You, the chief examiner, really pay attention to scientific literacy!"

"I'm not." Xiao Yang said awkwardly, "He, uh, the chief examiner didn't come."

The technician was puzzled and said: "Then how do you know this?"

"The chief examiner told me."

"How did he tell you?"

"...can we talk about business, teacher?"

The technician cleared his throat embarrassingly again, and said, "Then what, if you look at it according to your plan, I can't do it alone. It also involves materials, aviation, transmission, storage, etc. , I’ve only studied a small field in terms of grid storage.”

Xiao Yang said modestly: "Then who do you think should be called?"

The technician pondered for a while, and said: "Call the Chinese Academy of Sciences and the Academy of Aviation first, and then we will call if you have any questions during the discussion." It's a big Chinese New Year, and I can't do it alone!

Xiao Yang: "..."

The next step is to call people.

It's not that simple. Many people have their own plans when it comes to Chinese New Year. Traveling, visiting relatives and friends, and some people are not in the country anymore.You can only go back and find a deputy or a student. If you are a leader in a certain field, then you can only trouble Brother Quan.

That's not the main trouble.

Finally, through the Awakening Office, a certain big cow was invited, and he sat down with a face of resentment and confusion. After hearing Lin Qiu's idea, his face immediately sank, and some bad-tempered ones started cursing directly. At this time, it must be the whole brother.

After opening the door for the third time in one day, Brother Quan realized that something was wrong: "I can't just let me open the door once when only one person comes?"

Lin Qiu looked at the list made by the first technician—there were nearly a hundred names—he thought it was better to save brother Quan a little effort, or he would fall down before the work was finished. .

So, the plan was changed to gather a group of people, and let Brother Quan pick up the big cow who couldn't come back from a distance, and show off his awakening skills by the way.

This approach has achieved good results. After the big cows opened their eyes, they finally calmed down a little. When there are more people, the people who came first will take the initiative to explain for the people who come later. Professional bosses and professional bosses The communication is much more credible than laymen like Lin Qiu, and the divergence of thinking is also much higher than Lin Qiu.

"Why does this transmission cable have to be made in pieces? Anti-gravity suspension? Is it necessary? Just pass a rope down and it's over. What anti-gravity suspension?"

"Isn't this to minimize the impact of gravity on the transmission cable? You don't want to think about hanging a rope from space, coupled with the influence of the earth's gravity, what would it be like! Throwing a rope in space is fatal! Moreover, things in space are pulled by such a strong root, and they have to maintain power to correct their orbits, otherwise they will not be pulled down! How much power will it consume? How troublesome! What is the difference between that thing falling down and a small meteor? "

"Yes, little meteors won't explode."

"For those of you who are full, let's talk about this anti-gravity. Let's assume that there is this technology. How to set the height? How to make something just hover at this position? And this thing must have energy superconductivity, right? And you have to line up, right?"

"Not as good as a rope!"

"Top! Agree!"

"Hit your big-headed ghost!"

Seeing that the bosses were arguing like the young man, Lin Qiu, Quan Ge and Xiao Yang sat silently in the corner without saying a word. After all, the three of them were the people with the lowest level of knowledge in the audience, and they couldn't understand it at all. .

"Wait a minute, if it involves anti-gravity, do you have to call people from the field of magnetic levitation?"

"I want it! I want it! Call them all! We can't be the only ones working overtime during the New Year's Eve! Who...the one whose surname is Li, call me!"

An hour later, Lin Qiu could hardly see anything. A group of people were smoking, making the entire meeting room smoky. The main reason was that there were more and more people, and the originally reserved meeting room was too small.

The two small whiteboards temporarily brought in in the conference room were filled with various bible-like formulas and proposals. The big bosses were arguing in full swing, and they had already entered the state of being alone.

Brother Quan has picked up people several times. Although every time the "performance" can attract the amazement of the big bosses to satisfy the vanity, the frequent physical exertion is a bit unbearable. He ordered a box of cream cakes and finished them. Zheng Zheng huddled in a corner and took a nap.

Xiao Yang was busy receiving newcomers and satisfying all kinds of impromptu requests from the bosses, such as smoking, chewing gum, drinking tea, and drinking Coke. I can't finish it without touching the ground, and I am applying to the local military region to transfer combat readiness personnel to help.

The one with the most leisure time is Lin Qiu. Fortunately, he drew the picture in advance, and throwing the picture to the bosses to divert his thinking is nothing to him.

"Actually, it doesn't have to be the form I dreamed of." Lin Qiu chatted with the system, "You can also imagine some other simple ones, I think that is too complicated."

When I drew it myself, I didn't think it was a very simple idea of ​​"solar collection box" plus "power transmission cable", but when the big guys talked about it, he realized that there were too many fields involved. It can be said to move the whole body with one hair.

As far as awakening skills are concerned, of course, it is enough to use the easiest method to achieve the final function. There is no need to mind the intermediate form, because the two things of "awakening skills" and "earth power" cannot be studied by human beings. Simply use.

"Can you still recall what was in your dream?" the system asked rhetorically.

"Yes." Lin Qiu only needs to think about it for a while, and he can recall the sci-fi scene, "It's very clear."

"Then I strongly recommend that you follow the scene in your dream." The system said, "Because the failure rate in other directions will be very high."

"Failure rate?" Lin Qiu pondered for a while, "Will the awakening ceremony fail?"

"...Are you stupid?" The system was filled with disbelief when it spoke again, "Who told you that the awakening ceremony would not fail?"

Lin Qiu blurted out: "But I have never failed."

The system is choked.

Indeed, even if it was the first "female ghost Internet cafe" that started hastily so far, Lin Qiu has successfully succeeded. Although the awakening skill is insignificant, it succeeded in the end.

"Do you think that the awakening ceremony will definitely be successful?" The system's tone was full of acrimony.

"I can continue the awakening ceremony until someone succeeds." Lin Qiu said puzzledly, "Anyway, as long as it is always on."

"Where did the earth's power sustain the awakening ceremony for so long?"

"Uh……"

"Let's talk about it!" The system raised its voice, "Do you think that all the chief examiners will get the system!"

"Huh?" Lin Qiu was a little surprised this time, "Isn't the system a standard configuration for the chief test officer?"

"I bother!"

"Haven't you already set off several storms on the earth? Isn't Hitler your host?"

"I...you care so much!"

Lin Qiu felt a little funny, he hadn't played this kind of cliché game with the system for a long time, and he would still be fooled if he used it again, it really didn't improve at all.However, he did think that the chief examiner would get the system, because if the "position" of the chief examiner is not prompted, it is impossible for ordinary people to notice it, let alone use it. After all, the chief examiner himself will not change in any way.

For a long time, the system has served as Lin Qiu's consultant in awakening skills, and he can't imagine what it would be like without the system's chief examiner.

The discussion among the bosses lasted for a long time. When Lin Qiu started to feel hungry, the discussion finally came to an end, and Xiao Yang also received a shocking news.

"A new chief examiner appeared?!" Xiao Yang, who had always been calm, jumped up from his chair and yelled into the phone.