Great God collection system

Lin Qiu's family history is a tea table, which is filled with cups of various sizes and shapes.

"Is there nothing good about it?" the system said, "some good and warm memories or something."

"No, my mother passed away when I was young, and home doesn't feel like home anymore." Lin Qiu wanted to keep calm, but after the last "upgrade", his control over emotions collapsed a bit, and he was able to deal with the scene normally before, but now I can't control it, "Basically, there is nothing good at home."

"Oh... That means this relative is probably not a good thing." The system said.

"Why do you say that?" Lin Qiu asked.

"I can feel your emotions, forget?"

Now Lin Qiu's mood is indeed very low. This cousin's loud voice attracted many people, and his joyful expression made people uncomfortable. He had to take two steps back to avoid the splashing spittle.

"Why don't you talk? We haven't seen each other for so long, let's have a good chat!" Seeing that Lin Qiu didn't say a word, my cousin became a little displeased. "Now that you've posted, you look down on your poor relatives?"

Lin Qiu should have typed an explanation, but he didn't even move a finger, just stared at his cousin's face expressionlessly, wanting to see how well this guy could act.

But Xiao Yezi couldn't stand it any longer, and said bluntly: "You know Brother Lin posted it, but you don't know that he can't speak? And why are you talking so loudly, you are so unqualified!"

The cousin's embarrassment flashed away, and he straightened his face: "Why are you so rude, you don't bark when you see anyone! Dress up like this, what about your parents?"

"My guardian is Brother Lin." Xiao Yezi held Yan Dongnian with the other hand, "And Brother Yan, who are you?"

"I'm Lin Qiu's eldest brother!" the cousin said loudly, with a hint of showing off pride, and spoke very loudly, "Lin Qiu!"

At this time, many people had gathered around, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures with great interest.

"I'm going to throw up after watching this performance." The system commented mercilessly, "Do you think he followed you here, or did it happen by coincidence?"

"I choose to have expert advice." Lin Qiu said calmly, then looked in a certain direction among the crowd, "Anyway, someone will handle it."

"Hey, did you find out?" The system was a little surprised.

"I can't speak, I'm not blind." Lin Qiu began typing with his head bowed. It's time to take the initiative. Some things need to be settled. If you keep procrastinating, the wound will only fester and become inflamed. It's better to cut it off at once. "It should be a member of the Xiaoyang faction. There was a change in the middle, and they followed me from the time I left the house.”

"You are much more sensitive now." The system said in a praiseful tone.

"Look at us all the time, whether you want to notice or not."

Sure enough, a staff member from the store came over soon, and while advertising that "the food cabinet on the second floor is [-]% off, the quantity is limited, first-come-first-served", while using a loudspeaker to repeat, "Please don't block the traffic arteries. cause an accident".

People come to the supermarket to buy things, not to watch. The grandpas and aunts who are really idle don’t know who Lin Qiu is. When they hear that there is a discount, they will feel the wind under their feet and disappear in an instant. After doing both, Lin Qiu will soon be around. There are not many people left.

At this time, Lin Qiu finally typed out the words and showed them to his cousin: "Are you free to get together recently?"

"Yes, yes!" the cousin's eyes lit up, excitedly said, "How about New Year's Eve, the family has to get together every year, since uncle passed away, you refused to come, we relatives miss you, grandma I cry every year, wondering why my eldest grandson doesn’t come! Alas, you are cruel, just like uncle.”

In the past, Lin Qiu would still be able to keep smiling when he heard such a villain complaining first, and just scolded "stupid" ten thousand times in his heart. Now, his smile gradually disappeared, and he stared at his cousin with a cold face.

From the moment they met, except for Xiao Yezi who said a few words, everyone else didn't say a word. Lin Qiu couldn't say it, and Yan Dongnian didn't want to say it.

"Then what, it's convenient for you? You are very busy now..." My cousin's voice at the end of the sentence gradually became weaker, like a child who has made a mistake, he said, "What time do you see?"

Lin Qiu bowed his head and typed: "This weekend, Anning Village."

The cousin's complexion turned very bad in an instant, and he said, "Can't change the place? Isn't that..." He suddenly stopped talking, obviously remembering something, "Okay, let's just stay there."

"You are really wicked." The system said, "A hotel near your parents' cemetery?"

"That's the place where I saw my grandma last time." Lin Qiu said, "It's a local custom to eat after my father's death, after the dead are buried."

"Huh?" The system was silent for a while, and then it was full of sarcasm, "Your father died when you were 22, right? Then I really miss you, can I not miss you after so many years?"

"That's right." Lin Qiu's answer was also full of sarcasm.

The shopping operation is considered to be a "successful" end. Yan Dongnian and Lin Qiu returned home with a large bag of things. As soon as Xiao Zizi entered the house, she looked for the Prophet everywhere, wanting to show off the Lego toys she won. Lin Qiu put the things down and kneaded them. Rubbing his shoulders, less than two days after leaving Naples, he was still a little tired and had not fully recovered.

"Aqiu!"

Yan Dongnian came out of nowhere. Generally speaking, at home, he just swipes his phone in any corner of the house. He can play games and watch dramas for a whole day without changing his posture. I don’t know how strong his bones are. Can bear this single pose.

"Let's dig a hole!"

Lin Qiu is also very used to the unexpectedness of Yan Dongnian now, but this request was too thoughtless, he thought for a while, and said, "Are we going to bury the corpse in the future?"

Yan Dongnian rarely showed a deflated expression: "No, dig a pond!"

"Isn't there already a pond in the yard?" Lin Qiu didn't understand.

Yan Dongnian gave a unique reason: "The location is wrong."

Lin Qiu: "..."

Lin Qiu calmly continued to do his own thing, Yan Dongnian had no intention of giving up at all, and chattered with him for a long time, saying "that pond is not beautiful" and "that pond will fall into it in the future, it is unlucky" , and so on.

"You give me a normal reason." Lin Qiu finally got impatient. He used to be a man who could write codes under the nagging of the system and the eyes of Yan Dongnian, but now he doesn't know why he can't ignore this guy.

"The location of the pond is wrong." Yan Dongnian said rather aggrieved, "It's really wrong, it's different from what I predicted."

"So you have to dig again?" Lin Qiu said angrily, "No."

Lin Qiu thought this matter was over. He was preparing to fight with his relatives for [-] rounds. He was busy collecting black materials to recall the past. For this matter, the system was very cooperative, and he kept on talking. .

Unexpectedly, when Lin Qiu woke up the next day, he received a report from Lao Ding: "The pond is broken."

Lin Qiu's first reaction was that Yan Dongnian had played a trick, and of course he received fierce protests.

"I didn't." Yan Dongnian said angrily, "I said, the pond is not in the right place as I predicted." And I also predicted that the pond was dug by the two of us together, but this one is not.

There is no evidence, so whatever you say will do.

Lin Qiu and Lao Ding went to the edge of the pond to have a look. For some reason, the water level of the originally small and unique pond dropped a lot, and the water surface became cloudy.

"It was frozen last night, and the thermal expansion and contraction cracked the waterproof layer of the pond, and the water leaked away." Lao Ding said very experiencedly, "This pond is just covered with a layer of cement, and then coated with a waterproof layer. The thing that can't withstand thermal expansion and cold contraction is that these stones are placed beautifully, but they are not durable."

How could Lin Qiu understand this? He was still living in the old poor house a few months ago. This kind of "thing" that is not necessary for survival is blind to him.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Yan Gou jumped out at this time, "Old Ding, do your best, the pond will be handed over to us."

"Okay." Someone offered help, and Lao Ding immediately agreed with a smile.

Yan Dongnian turned on the phone and saw a picture: "I've checked, and this method is good, come on, let's do it."

Lin Qiu dubiously took the mobile phone and browsed it all over, with a distorted face, he said: "No."

Yan Dongnian was puzzled and said: "Why?"

"Are you kidding? Do you want me to die with this kind of heavy physical work?" Lin Qiu said angrily.

Yan Dongnian’s pond-building method was written by an Internet celebrity. It doesn’t use cement or technology. You only need physical strength to build a good pond. The problem is that this is a real physical job. Just digging out enough A large-scale earth pit is enough for ordinary people to drink a pot.

"Come on, come on." Yan Dongnian relentlessly chatted with Lin Qiu about this matter, "I will agree to any conditions you ask, just dig with me."

Lin Qiu thought for a while and said, "Any conditions are acceptable?"

Yan Dongnian was silent for a while: "This condition..."

"no?"

Yan Dongnian seemed to be at war between heaven and man. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I promise you!"

Lin Qiu laughed: "All right."

"Don't you think the condition you mentioned is very abnormal?" The system that had been silent all this time said suddenly.

"What?" Lin Qiu didn't notice at all.

"Hehe, go if you want."

In any case, the conditions are settled, and the next step is to practice.

It took him three days of hard work just to dig a hole. On the first day, Lin Qiu couldn't take it anymore after digging for an hour. This kind of heavy physical work was simply torture for him, not to mention that he had just experienced a "exercise" in Naples. , After getting up the next day, his hand holding the drinking glass was shaking.

Seeing Yan Dongnian briskly picked up the shovel and walked out, Lin Qiu began to regret it.

Just at this time, Xiao Yang sent a message: "Minister Luo wants to meet the awakened one who came back to life."

It was the first time that Lin Qiu felt that the word "Minister Luo" was so cute, so he got into the study instantly: "What's the matter?"

"He is sick."