[Comprehensive] Local Tyrant Love Handbook

In a coffee shop at the airport, the Stark siblings, Eggsy, Roxie, and Sirius sat there together.

Borrowing Tony's computer, Eggsy opened the hard drive and prepared to delete the things inside.

"Wait, don't delete it yet." Roxie took out a small USB flash drive, "Copy them here."

Eggsy's eyes widened: "Why did you put it here?! Why don't you delete this kind of thing!"

Roxie smiled apologetically at Eggsy: "Ah...I mean Harry, he told me to keep this and bring it back to him."

"Why does he want this kind of thing?!" Eggsy's expression was like seeing a ghost.

"I don't know," Roxie shrugged, "Maybe he wants to read the love letter another man wrote to his little boy?"

Eggsy thought he must have really fucked up, he really couldn't understand what Harry wanted these things for.

"Can I ask what's going on? Why is there a 'love letter' from Church to this ball in this hard drive?" Tony couldn't understand it after reading it for a long time, finally blinked and asked.

Anthea didn't feel anything, she just sighed silently in her heart, "As expected, there are so many gays in the UK".But when Tony asked, she had to answer his question.

"...Remember when you called me once, there were two guys fighting next to you, Tony?" Anthea said weakly, "It's these two." Her helpless tone made Tony couldn't help it Want to laugh, "It's Eggsy who swears, and Sirius who calls me by my name."

"Oh, it's that one! Of course I remember." Tony looked at her enthusiastically, "The two gentlemen fought to win Miss Stark's back and smile...and ended up dating a third person? Is he old enough?" Be your father's old gentleman?"

Of course Anthea remembered the last Harry who had appeared that day.Eggsy's expression looked like he was about to collapse, he buried his whole face in his hands, and lay on the table refusing to talk to others.

"Mr. Hart is a good man," said Anthea with a grin, and Roxie saw her give Eggsy a mischievous look. He's the hero of my next book."

Anthea's head was turned away by the dark-faced Sirius holding her face in both hands: "Isn't I the hero of your next book?"

Anthea blinked: "...What if I want to change the actor?"

"No!" Sirius lowered his voice so as not to accidentally shout out, "Don't change Harry Hart!"

"Why don't you change it." Eggsy has already raised his head from the table, "Harry is very suitable to be the leading actor, you can change it, if it comes out, I must buy it."

"We all know you love Harry, Eggsy." Roxie patted Eggsy's shoulder reassuringly like a puppy, "If Miss Stark really wrote a novel in which Harry was the hero, I would I bought it for you."

Tony, who had been listening to them, was unhappy.

"The hero shouldn't be someone else, it should be me," Tony interrupted them with raised eyebrows, "Thea, you have to answer my question, don't try to change the subject."

Anthea's eyes drifted for a while, and she looked like her brother again.

"Hey, Thea, don't be nervous," Tony smiled softly and beautifully, "Tell me, who is the hero in your new book?"

...Didn't Tony ask about hard drives and love letters in the first place?

Anthea froze for three seconds, then showed a cute and cute smile: "Let's talk about the hard drive and Eggsy!"

"I'll talk about that later." Tony smiled nicely, "Didn't you always say that I was your number one male lead?"

"The protagonist of Thea's next book is based on me, so don't embarrass her, Mr. Stark," Sirius' voice fell between the two siblings, "You have been the protagonist of Thea's three books." The main character is gone, if the male protagonist is the same in every novel, readers will not be able to read it..."

"Does this have anything to do with you?" Tony glared at Sirius, "Even if you don't take me as the hero, you can't let this Dracula be the hero!"

"Pfft..." Eggsy and Roxie, who had been listening, couldn't help laughing.

"Tony, you also think Sirius is like a vampire, don't you!" Anthea rubbed over, "You also think he has the aura of a vampire, don't you!"

"Yeah, so what? Are you going to tell me that the hero of your new book is a vampire?"

"...Yes." Anthea turned her head sideways, not daring to look into Tony's eyes.

"..." Tony was speechless, and Sirius didn't know what he could say.Eggsy and Roxie laughed so hard that their stomach hurt, Anthea just pretended that she didn't see anything.

"Cough, let's talk about hard drives and love letters." Compared to vampires, Tony said that he still prefers to be human.

Eggsy's laughter stopped abruptly, as if someone had strangled her neck.

"Church is Stark's manager in the UK, and you are secret agents. I think it's normal if Dad entrusts you to find Church's criminal evidence. After all, he is very busy, and I am too." Automatically ignoring Anthea, Tony continued, "But why is there a love letter for Eggy in it? That old man wrote it to you?" The last sentence was addressed to Eggsy.

"Harry and Mr. Howard Stark are old acquaintances," Eggsy said reluctantly, "Because of Mr. Howard Stark's request, I was sent to carry out a mission to search for Church's criminal evidence... I I don’t know how that Church would think that I would fall in love with him.”

"Indeed, with Harry around, you won't fall in love with that man." Roxie nodded in agreement.

Eggsy squinted at Roxie, who shrugged and fell silent.

"And then came the day..." He glanced at Anthea and Sirius, "Merlin told me that Anthea Stark would go out with a man, but Church's people would send someone to kidnap her and return me The unfinished data was placed in a hard drive with a bomb in her handbag..."

Anthea broke out in a cold sweat.Would she have been blown to pieces if it wasn't for Eggsy?

Sensing Anthea's uneasiness, Sirius reached out and took the girl's hand.Anthea gave him a sweet smile, and Sirius returned a gentle smile.

Tony saw their interaction.He snorted and grabbed Anthea's other hand. Anthea could only sit stiffly on the chair, with one hand held by a man.

"But when I arrived at the Chinese restaurant Merlin mentioned, they weren't there anymore," Eggsy looked at Sirius dissatisfied, "so I went to the coffee shop, so I fought with this guy for Miss Stark's handbag." One."

"..." There really is Merlin.I don't know who this Eggsy will be?Percival or Gawain?It can't be Galahad, right? Galahad is the son of Lancelot in the legend, and he is the purest knight—it definitely can't be this guy who swears dirty words from time to time.Sirius looked at the sky silently.

"Ah, I remembered," Anthea withdrew her hand from her brother and boyfriend, and patted herself on the head with one hand, "You were talking to yourself that day, could it be that Talk to Merlin?"

"Yeah," Eggsy replied, "I didn't expect you guys to be so hard to deal with... This guy is actually a fucking wizard."

"Galahad!" Roxie called out to Eggsy in a low voice, Eggsy just shrugged, but Sirius next to him was really messed up - this guy is really Galahad...

"I think my worldview needs to be refreshed." Tony looked at his sister blankly, "Wizard? Did I get it wrong? Are you acting out a fairy tale?"

"You heard me right," Eggsy looked at Tony with pity, "Since you will have a wizard brother-in-law, I think you must understand that this is real."

In a short period of time, Tony completed the process of quickly reorganizing the world view after it was broken into meters and minutes to prevent the broken world view from going away with the wind, and returned to normal——Anthea expressed her admiration for her brother, after all, Tony is a believer in science He originally firmly believed that there were no such strange things in this world.

"By the way, are you free in the Order of the Phoenix?" Eggsy stared at her. "I found that you often stay with Miss Stark. Is it really okay to date every day? Your boss won't deduct your salary?"

"I have money, so it's fine even if I don't work." Sirius said lazily, "The work of the Order of the Phoenix is ​​not as scary as imagined..."

"Wait, I think my British English is not very good." Anthea frowned and looked over, "Can any of you tell me what the Order of the Phoenix is?"

Sirius glared at Eggsy, Eggsy just pretended he didn't hear, and turned his head to chat with Roxie next to him in a low voice.

Seeing Anthea showing signs of anger, Sirius touched his nose and said obediently: "Well, if you must know... Where do I work?"

Anthea crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows - Tony next to him did the same thing as Anthea, but there was a smirk that was obviously gloating at the corner of his mouth, which made Sirius want to punch him.

"According to the information Merlin told me, it is probably a wizard's secret service group, but this is my understanding." Eggsy said again.Before Sirius drew his wand, he added, "If you're not afraid that the Ministry of Magic will come after you again, I wouldn't mind seeing real magic~"

Sirius endured it, but put away his wand.

"You know, Thea, there is a Dark Lord in the wizarding world," Sirius said in a low voice, "our organization, the Order of the Phoenix, exists to resist him."

"A secret agent in the wizarding world? Sounds pretty good." Tony seemed to be able to accept the wizarding world, "but what about the Dark Lord?"

"His name is Voldemort, a patient with late stage II illness, and an antisocial personality." Anthea explained to Tony in this way, then turned her head and looked at Sirius with bright eyes: "Why didn't you tell me this earlier? That sounds It looks so handsome!"

Sirius wanted to say something, but when he heard Anthea's words, he smiled happily at Anthea.

Anthea's heartbeat seemed to fluctuate a few times due to his smile, she blinked and returned a shy smile.