[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

In the past two days, the weather has been fine, the peaches are quite sweet, and the monkeys and grandchildren have practiced diligently. It can be said that the journey on Huaguo Mountain is smooth and smooth.

But Sun Wukong still felt that he might be suffering from a disease.

Because every time he went to look at Danqing next to the fish tank and saw her silvery white scales, he always had an ominous premonition that she would lose her memory.When I woke up, I found that I dreamed that she hugged his neck and called him Brother Monkey King, not once or twice.

Oops, if this continues, he's probably going to be dazed.

He squatted next to Danqing's fish tank, seeing her motionless in the water, not swinging her fins, not even spitting out bubbles, he knew she must be asleep right now.

He reached into the water and poked her twice, but nothing happened.

"Dan Qing'er, Dan Qing'er!" He called her twice softly, but there was still no movement.

He straightened up, ready to make a big move: he called Broad Bean, went to get two pieces of mahjong biscuits, rinsed them in the water lightly, the guy decisively swam towards the direction of mahjong biscuits: "who Baked biscuits? Who put the sesame sauce?"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows not surprised, but held the sesame seed cake a little farther away, and said: "Danqinger, my old grandson asked you, what color was the belt of my trousers that I wore the first time you untied my old grandson's waistband? "

Dan Qing was stunned, and immediately roared: "Great Sage, give me the biscuits quickly! Why are you so nervous in the morning!"

Sun Wukong also roared: "If you don't tell me, my grandson won't give it to you!"

"Okay. It seems to be... red." Danqing opened and closed his mouth: "Give it to me, Great Sage!"

"Wrong! It's brown!" Sun Wukong's heart sank, and he said again: "Did you lose your memory again?! Why can't you even remember this clearly!"

Danqing wanted to cry but had no tears: "Who can remember the big and small things! Give me one more chance, ask one more question, and I will definitely get the answer right."

"Uh—" Sun Wukong scratched the back of his hand while thinking, and said, "The first time you descended to earth, how many custard buns did the fox make in total?"

"Ah?" Danqing only remembered that it was very delicious, as for how many he made, who remembers it!She thought about it with a mournful face, and said, "I remember that I ate three, but I don't remember how many she made!"

"It's four." The corners of Monkey King's mouth drooped even lower.With a serious face, he broke the mahjong biscuits for her bit by bit, and then said solemnly: "It seems that my old grandson has to find a way to cure your problem."

Danqing sucked the crumbs of sesame seed cakes in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed the taste gulping down, thinking he wanted to eat as much as he wanted, and he didn't care what happened to him in the future?

In the afternoon, Sun Wukong rarely let Danqing go to the mountain stream to soak in water, but he also added a not too big enchantment to her.And he himself went back to Shuilian Cave, writing vigorously with a brush like a stick.Marshal Ma and the others looked fresh: This is the first time I see his king working so hard, what are you writing about?Is it possible that after becoming a Buddha, there is still the task of copying Buddhist scriptures?Sun Wukong wrote all afternoon, and the words were so incomprehensible.After dinner, I finally finished writing, and took my small book to the mountain stream to pick up Danqing.

As a result, when she arrived, she saw a small shrimp in her mouth, trying to swallow it down.

Sun Wukong ran over to scold her: "Dan Qing'er, you are the water god nearby, how can you eat your own people!"

Danqing said with eyes full of displeasure: "I am the water god of the Xingshui waters, not you from the Huaguo Mountain. If you don't have dinner at this time, I'm going to starve to death!"

As a result, when she opened her mouth, the little shrimp in her mouth slipped out.It glanced at Monkey King gratefully, and swam away happily.

"Hey, my dinner!" Danqing was heartbroken, looking pitifully at the fat little shrimp through the barrier.

"Hey, go back and bring you something to eat." Sun Wukong fished her out of the water and put her into the fish tank, stroking her head reassuringly.She was calm and wagging her tail fin in anticipation.

For dinner, she ate a whole sesame seed cake.That's a little too much for her size.And just like that, she didn't look full at all, she still wanted it with her mouth open.Sun Wukong was afraid that she would die of exhaustion, so he refused to give it to her again, so he carried her fish tank to the cave and said, "Come on, Dan Qing'er, my grandson will read to you, so listen carefully."

study?When did he have such a weird interest?Danqing glanced up and down, and immediately had a bad feeling.

Sun Wukong didn't care, just turned the book to the first page, propped his chin and said, "This——for the first time, my old grandson turned into a bug and fell into your bathtub? Bees, flies or ants?"

Danqing's face was full of black lines: "Flies."

He nodded in satisfaction, and said again: "The first time my grandson took you to ride a horse, what color horse was it?"

Dan Qing petrified on the spot: "White..."

Now the monkeys fully understand: their king is writing a love story with a hundred questions.It's really hard work!

Also understood is the old moon in the sky.He heard that there was a good marriage in Huaguoshan, so he went to Qianliyan to see the situation of Huaguoshan from time to time, and happened to see this scene-God help him!The unfinished "Eating Guide to the Monkey King" is finally about to be completed!

Sun Wukong read to Danqing all night, until Danqing knew all the problems by heart, and then let her go.And the book of Yue Lao in the sky was finally completed.He immediately wrote a report to the world: a new book is coming out!

The next morning, Sun Wukong got up as usual to take the monkeys to practice.Seeing that Danqing was still asleep, her heart started beating again: She shouldn't forget it when she wakes up, right?Last night, I lit the lamp and boiled the oil until very late, so I probably won’t forget it.

The rising sun shines vigorously on the entire mountain top, and sprinkles a sea of ​​flowers with gold.

As soon as Sun Wukong took the monkeys to the back mountain, he heard a very loud and beautiful male voice singing at the foot of the mountain: "The king asked me to patrol the mountain, be careful of that Sun Dasheng! He accompanied Tang monk to learn scriptures, and there was a daughter-in-law called Danqing! Yier Yier, come, Yier Yier. A beautiful fairy is judged to be lazy, and a beautiful monkey king fights against Buddha!"

On Huaguo Mountain, all the monkeys stopped in their tracks: Does it even rhyme? How can they be brainwashed by this Divine Comedy!

But Sun Wukong's face turned red with a swipe: "Boys, go and catch that singer for my old grandson!"

A few monkeys had to be ordered to go down the mountain, grabbed the little demon and returned to their orders.Sun Wukong took a closer look, this person looked familiar.Red hair and a broad nose: "Little Zhuanfeng? How do you know this!"

In order to increase the popularity of the new album, Xiao Zhuanfeng deliberately sang all the way from Shituoling to Dongsheng Shenzhou. He didn't even know that he had entered the territory of Monkey King, and hurriedly bowed: "Great Sage, it is—— Half a month ago, I bought a copy of "The Great Sage's Edible Guide" from an old man with a white beard, and after reading it, I was inspired to write this song, and the Great Sage calmed down!"

"It must be Yuelao who keeps on talking!" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, and was about to go to heaven to beat him up, but then he had another idea.He turned his head and smiled, and said: "Boys, I won't go to the back mountain to practice martial arts today, you learn to sing from him!"

So the Huaguoshan Choir was born, and Xiao Zuanfeng also "turned from the dark to the bright" from the Shituoling Choir.

But Danqing was sleeping soundly, and a loud singing voice suddenly rang out outside the Shuilian Cave: "It was a fly that fell into the bathtub, and it was the first love while riding a white horse. Five hundred years of companionship of the Five Elements, and the Subduing Demon Pillar appealed to the heart."

What's the situation? !She shook her tail fin in horror and looked closely, and Monkey King was staring at her.

"Dan Qing'er, is it nice? From now on, I'll ask Monkey Monkey Sun to sing it to you every day!"

Danqing was so angry that he almost lost his breath, so he simply turned around and ignored him.

After singing this song for several days, all the monkeys became hoarse.Marshal Ma couldn't bear the pressure and finally found Sun Wukong on behalf of the monkeys, saying: "My lord, I can't sing any more, the monkeys are speechless."

Sun Wukong was eating a peach, waved his hand, and said, "You can't sing! If Danqing'er can't turn back into a human body, you have to continue singing for a day! If she wakes up and loses her memory again, what will my grandson do?!"

"Ah?" Marshal Ma immediately grinned wide: "Fairy Danqing can't change back? Impossible, I thought it was Your Majesty, you prefer her carp form. Didn't the Bodhisattva give her a few drops of poplar nectar that day?" ? Why can’t I change back after becoming a water god?”

Monkey King thought about it, it seems that there is such a thing!Is it possible that this girl is——not willing to give birth to a monkey, so she deliberately doesn't come back?He grabbed Marshal Ma's hand and said, "Are you sure?"

"Sure, sure." Marshal Ma rolled his eyes and whispered a few words in his ear, Monkey King covered his mouth and laughed happily.

On this day, Monkey King took the monkeys to the back mountain to practice martial arts, but unexpectedly they didn't come back all morning.Seeing that an hour had passed for lunch, Danqing was so hungry that his chest pressed against his back.

At this time, a fragrant smell came over.Through the fish tank, she saw a bowl of lotus root, rice and yam porridge appeared on the small table not far away.

This smell is so fragrant, so sweet, and it keeps rushing into the nose.

Danqing beat her chest and stamped her feet: Come on, I'm so hungry!

Look at the yam porridge with lotus root and rice, it is white and hot, with a few wolfberries and raisins floating on the surface, and the halazi is flowing out!

After waiting for more than half an hour, still no monkey came back.

Danqing couldn't bear it any longer, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, turned into a young girl, and rushed to get the bowl of porridge.

As a result, after running two steps, she bumped into a hard animal head breastplate with a bang.

It's over, it's tricked!

She raised her head slowly, and met a pair of eyes full of smiles.

"Dan Qing'er, you are really calm, you can transform into a human body and hide it from my grandson?" Sun Wukong looked at her with raised eyebrows, and the arc of the corner of his mouth was so creepy.

"Great Sage, I was wrong!" She turned her head to run, but was firmly grabbed by the waist.

"Run and run, stay here for me!" Sun Wukong directly lifted her from the ground like a sack and put it on his shoulders, and turned to the monkeys: "I'll give you a day off today, all go down the mountain to play !"

The monkeys understood instantly, and ran out one by one: Huaguoshan is going to have a little king!

Is the little king a monkey or a fish?

What is love!