[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage
Chapter 93 Flowers on Cow Dung
Sun Wukong crossed his legs and dangled his feet in his combat boots.
Danqing looked up at him, smiling at the same time.
Monkey King felt too uncomfortable, so he put his legs down again.However, it is the nature of monkeys to be active, so it is too embarrassing to sit face to face like this!He scratched all the places on his body that he could scratch in his heart, and then he couldn't help it anymore, so he decided to quickly find a topic to break the deadlock.
"Uh... my old grandson was in Lingshan that day, seeing that the other person himself was about to be put under the bowl by Tathagata, so he had an idea and pretended to kill him, but actually hid him on his body and sent him back to Huaguoshan It's gone." Sun Wukong coughed twice, pointed to the stone wall inside, and said, "I'll hide it there."
Danqing looked at the stone wall he was pointing at with some reluctance, nodded and said, "Oh."
She was really depressed.What about the bridal chamber candles?When I got to the cave, I said that there was something and nothing, it was a textbook-style puzzlement!
"That's why I asked you to come to Huaguo Mountain with me that day. I just thought that no matter who he is, or if it's me, I will take you to see it together after Master Bao has received the scriptures and repaid his favor." He propped his hands on his knees With an old-fashioned look, he said: "That's why I also found a lot of gods. I'm afraid that if something happens, I will hurt you again."
Dan Qing nodded: "You are very smart, Great Sage."
Silence again.
Unexpectedly, Monkey King stood up with a huff, and said, "Why don't I take you there to have a look, there is actually a room over there, which is very hidden."
Danqing pursed his lips and struggled for a while, and finally refused: "No need, great sage, let's talk about it another day..."
This is a good day to get married, not a day trip to Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave!
"Uh, okay." Sun Wukong finally raised his hand and scratched his head: there is no more topic now.
So embarrassing!
And the monkeys outside the cave were crying anxiously: Where did the heroic Monkey King Monkey King go? !Majesty, is it really okay for you to be so shy?
Looking at the embarrassed Monkey King, Danqing was still struggling in his heart: Should I just jump over and take a bite?
But no, it feels like she has been the one who took the initiative for more than 1000 years, so why should she be reserved?Mmm, reserved!
The two stood facing each other for a long time.
At this time, the monkeys outside the door finally couldn't stand it anymore.Just about to rush in, the cave door creaked open.
Sun Wukong frowned and walked out from inside, looking around as if he was wary of something.
Danqing also came out, looked behind him for a long time, and said, "Great Sage, what's wrong with you?"
Sun Wukong squinted his golden pupils and looked around, saying, "There are monsters."
The crowd of monkeys present and Danqing really felt like he was collapsing to the ground: the ability to change the subject is really too weak!Except for him fighting and defeating the Buddha, which one of the creatures here is not a monster, hey?She used to be a fairy and could be considered a fairy, but now she has become an out-and-out monster after being constricted.
Besides—is this a sequela left by learning scriptures?
However, Sun Wukong's expression was serious enough, as if he was facing a big enemy, Danqing and the others believed it was true after a short time.
There are sparse sounds in the woods to the east.Sun Wukong immediately took out his golden cudgel and made a defensive posture, but saw two familiar figures, one golden and one white, flying over.
"Sacred Heart?" Danqing looked at the visitor in surprise, feeling a little unhappy: What kind of trouble did you demon master come out to cause on such a happy day?And the one behind him - isn't this Jin Yu?Why did they get together?
Looking back at Sun Wukong, Danqing found that he was also like her at this time, with a confused expression on his face.
The Sacred Heart landed lightly with the golden feather, looked at the bright red beams in the Water Curtain Cave, immediately burst into laughter, and said, "Great Sage, I haven't seen you for a few days, but we have a wedding in Huaguo Mountain, why not?" May I come over and sit down?"
Jin Yu also chimed in with a very hurt look on the side: "His grandma, it's a step late, and the pretty flowers are planted on the cow dung!"
Danqing was ashamed, and naturally knew that Sun Wukong was the flower in her mouth, and she was the legendary "cow dung".
Although he was the one who reported Danqing before, Sun Wukong had a bad impression of him from the first time he saw him, so he took the golden cudgel and frowned, and said in a blunt tone: "What are you doing here? "
"I'm just here to care about my friend's safety." Sacred Heart squinted her eyes and smiled brighter than the stars in the sky. She threw off her folding fan and looked at Danqing, with a concerned expression on her face, "Danqing, it looks like your body is alright?"
Before Danqing could reply, Sun Wukong pulled her behind him and said, "She's fine, you don't need to care about her."
Danqing snickered complacently behind his cloak, poked his head out and said, "It's really nothing serious. Last time I drilled the alchemy furnace and almost burned to death. I don't know what's wrong this time, Liuding Shenhuo doesn't seem to be too big Powerful."
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth drooped to his chin immediately.He turned around and pushed her head back, saying: "Stay honest and don't talk."
Danqing stuck out his tongue, turned around and pulled a peach from the tree, wiped it on Monkey King's cloak, and bit off a large piece with one bite: If you don't ask me to talk, then I have to eat, otherwise it would be so uncomfortable to be idle.
Sun Wukong didn't mind either, and picked two more for her with some relief.
Sacred Heart looked at the two of them as if looking at a child, couldn't help but raised the corners of his mouth, and said: "Maybe it's because the girl's real energy is stable. Today is just a coincidence, can I invite Miss Jinyu to go in and have a drink or two?"
Sun Wukong looked back at Danqing when he heard the words, Danqing took a bite of Tao'er, and then drew a cross shape on his mouth, which means, if you don't ask me to talk, then you have the final say.
The monkey pursed his lips and made a welcome gesture with his side: "Please."
Sacred Heart walked in first, Sun Wukong followed behind him, followed by Jin Yu.Danqing wiped her mouth and wanted to go in, but from the corner of her eye, Jin Yu glanced back at her, and there was some cold murderous intent in that gaze.
Danqing was stunned immediately, as if she had fallen into a cold pool all over her body.She couldn't help shivering, but she was very surprised in her heart: What's going on?Is it possible that Jin Xiaoniao is coming to snatch the marriage?If you want to grab it, just grab it. What does it mean to be murderous?Although it was just for a moment, she was very sure that she had read it right.
Cow dung is not good!
After following Jin Yu into the cave, Danqing quickly ran to Sun Wukong with the wind under his feet, deliberately chose the seat between him and Sacred Heart, and then he felt a little more at ease.
Marshal Ma stepped forward to pour wine for several people with keen eyesight. Sacred Heart raised his glass boldly and drank a glass first, then winked with Jin Yu.
Danqing captured the small interaction between the two very accurately, and suddenly felt an ominous premonition: These two people are not partnered to murder her, right?It's fine if one comes to snatch a marriage, what's the other doing?
Sure enough, Jin Yu stood up and walked to Danqing's side, saying: "Sister Danqing, the Great Sage asked you to steal it, although I'm not happy about it, but I still do it first as a respect!"
Watching her drink a glass of wine into her mouth without leaking, Danqing sweated.
There's no poison in this wine, is there?It's over, I'm going to be poisoned to death!
While struggling, Broad Bean ran in from the outside: "My lord—it's not good my lord, many gods came from the sky, and surrounded Huaguo Mountain with their heavenly soldiers!"
Sun Wukong slapped the wine glass on the table with a bang, and said, "What kind of inappropriate day is today, and something so good has attracted so many people to make trouble?"
But Danqing suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: I would rather die by Li Tianwang's sword than by a little peng eagle, right?So where is she going to save her face?
Sacred Heart stood up and walked in front of Sun Wukong, saying: "That day, I want to talk about it. The heavens are too deceptive, why don't we come out of the cave to fight, and join hands to kill him cleanly?"
Sun Wukong squinted at him, as if to say, "I am the boss of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, you go to my death", and then lazily pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear and held it in the air. After turning around, he said, "Follow me out to have a look."
The other three people all nodded, and Danqing nodded the most.
The battle outside the cave really surprised several people: Li Jing, Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings, 28 Constellations, Four Values of Merit, Five Fang Jiedi, Six Ding Liujia, all came, with Shui De Xing Jun Huo De Xing You also have the gods from the Ministry of Thunder, the Ministry of Fire, and the Ministry of Water. These generals alone have already filled the clouds, not to mention the heavenly soldiers and generals behind them.
With such a powerful and luxurious lineup, only the master of Shuiliandong can invite them.
Danqing raised her eyebrows dripping with sweat, wondering if there was enough water in the East China Sea for her to use, and whether she could control Shui De Xingjun's water to flood the heavenly soldiers and generals.
"Monkey head, Danqing! The two of you violated the rules of heaven, flouted the rules of heaven, and wounded the heavenly soldiers and generals at the Demon Slaying Platform. This king advises you to obediently lead a group of monkeys to surrender, and don't fight with trapped beasts. "Li Tianwang was still the first to speak eagerly. With so many capable colleagues standing behind him, he naturally gained a lot of confidence.
It's just that - these seem to be all defeated by Monkey King.
Li Jing's face is probably thicker than the stone wall of Shuilian Cave.Danqing nodded slightly, indicating that he had come to a very remarkable conclusion.
"His grandma, so many heavenly soldiers have come, it's really enjoyable! It's been 500 years, and it's time for my little bird to show its talents again!" Jin Yu looked at the gods in the sky, his eyes glowed green.She transformed into her own whip and flicked it in the air, and regretfully said: "It's a pity that my brother asked Tathagata to take it away, otherwise I can come and have a good time."
"If you want to fight, just fight, why so much nonsense?" While speaking, Monkey King jumped up from his feet.
Before Li Tianwang could issue orders, he saw a light yellow light flashing in the air, and a voice appeared in the air: "Heavenly King, this evil disciple has insulted the master, so let the poor monk solve it with his own hands."
Danqing took a closer look, thinking that something bad happened, this is not Jin Chanzi—or, Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha? !
Danqing looked up at him, smiling at the same time.
Monkey King felt too uncomfortable, so he put his legs down again.However, it is the nature of monkeys to be active, so it is too embarrassing to sit face to face like this!He scratched all the places on his body that he could scratch in his heart, and then he couldn't help it anymore, so he decided to quickly find a topic to break the deadlock.
"Uh... my old grandson was in Lingshan that day, seeing that the other person himself was about to be put under the bowl by Tathagata, so he had an idea and pretended to kill him, but actually hid him on his body and sent him back to Huaguoshan It's gone." Sun Wukong coughed twice, pointed to the stone wall inside, and said, "I'll hide it there."
Danqing looked at the stone wall he was pointing at with some reluctance, nodded and said, "Oh."
She was really depressed.What about the bridal chamber candles?When I got to the cave, I said that there was something and nothing, it was a textbook-style puzzlement!
"That's why I asked you to come to Huaguo Mountain with me that day. I just thought that no matter who he is, or if it's me, I will take you to see it together after Master Bao has received the scriptures and repaid his favor." He propped his hands on his knees With an old-fashioned look, he said: "That's why I also found a lot of gods. I'm afraid that if something happens, I will hurt you again."
Dan Qing nodded: "You are very smart, Great Sage."
Silence again.
Unexpectedly, Monkey King stood up with a huff, and said, "Why don't I take you there to have a look, there is actually a room over there, which is very hidden."
Danqing pursed his lips and struggled for a while, and finally refused: "No need, great sage, let's talk about it another day..."
This is a good day to get married, not a day trip to Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave!
"Uh, okay." Sun Wukong finally raised his hand and scratched his head: there is no more topic now.
So embarrassing!
And the monkeys outside the cave were crying anxiously: Where did the heroic Monkey King Monkey King go? !Majesty, is it really okay for you to be so shy?
Looking at the embarrassed Monkey King, Danqing was still struggling in his heart: Should I just jump over and take a bite?
But no, it feels like she has been the one who took the initiative for more than 1000 years, so why should she be reserved?Mmm, reserved!
The two stood facing each other for a long time.
At this time, the monkeys outside the door finally couldn't stand it anymore.Just about to rush in, the cave door creaked open.
Sun Wukong frowned and walked out from inside, looking around as if he was wary of something.
Danqing also came out, looked behind him for a long time, and said, "Great Sage, what's wrong with you?"
Sun Wukong squinted his golden pupils and looked around, saying, "There are monsters."
The crowd of monkeys present and Danqing really felt like he was collapsing to the ground: the ability to change the subject is really too weak!Except for him fighting and defeating the Buddha, which one of the creatures here is not a monster, hey?She used to be a fairy and could be considered a fairy, but now she has become an out-and-out monster after being constricted.
Besides—is this a sequela left by learning scriptures?
However, Sun Wukong's expression was serious enough, as if he was facing a big enemy, Danqing and the others believed it was true after a short time.
There are sparse sounds in the woods to the east.Sun Wukong immediately took out his golden cudgel and made a defensive posture, but saw two familiar figures, one golden and one white, flying over.
"Sacred Heart?" Danqing looked at the visitor in surprise, feeling a little unhappy: What kind of trouble did you demon master come out to cause on such a happy day?And the one behind him - isn't this Jin Yu?Why did they get together?
Looking back at Sun Wukong, Danqing found that he was also like her at this time, with a confused expression on his face.
The Sacred Heart landed lightly with the golden feather, looked at the bright red beams in the Water Curtain Cave, immediately burst into laughter, and said, "Great Sage, I haven't seen you for a few days, but we have a wedding in Huaguo Mountain, why not?" May I come over and sit down?"
Jin Yu also chimed in with a very hurt look on the side: "His grandma, it's a step late, and the pretty flowers are planted on the cow dung!"
Danqing was ashamed, and naturally knew that Sun Wukong was the flower in her mouth, and she was the legendary "cow dung".
Although he was the one who reported Danqing before, Sun Wukong had a bad impression of him from the first time he saw him, so he took the golden cudgel and frowned, and said in a blunt tone: "What are you doing here? "
"I'm just here to care about my friend's safety." Sacred Heart squinted her eyes and smiled brighter than the stars in the sky. She threw off her folding fan and looked at Danqing, with a concerned expression on her face, "Danqing, it looks like your body is alright?"
Before Danqing could reply, Sun Wukong pulled her behind him and said, "She's fine, you don't need to care about her."
Danqing snickered complacently behind his cloak, poked his head out and said, "It's really nothing serious. Last time I drilled the alchemy furnace and almost burned to death. I don't know what's wrong this time, Liuding Shenhuo doesn't seem to be too big Powerful."
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth drooped to his chin immediately.He turned around and pushed her head back, saying: "Stay honest and don't talk."
Danqing stuck out his tongue, turned around and pulled a peach from the tree, wiped it on Monkey King's cloak, and bit off a large piece with one bite: If you don't ask me to talk, then I have to eat, otherwise it would be so uncomfortable to be idle.
Sun Wukong didn't mind either, and picked two more for her with some relief.
Sacred Heart looked at the two of them as if looking at a child, couldn't help but raised the corners of his mouth, and said: "Maybe it's because the girl's real energy is stable. Today is just a coincidence, can I invite Miss Jinyu to go in and have a drink or two?"
Sun Wukong looked back at Danqing when he heard the words, Danqing took a bite of Tao'er, and then drew a cross shape on his mouth, which means, if you don't ask me to talk, then you have the final say.
The monkey pursed his lips and made a welcome gesture with his side: "Please."
Sacred Heart walked in first, Sun Wukong followed behind him, followed by Jin Yu.Danqing wiped her mouth and wanted to go in, but from the corner of her eye, Jin Yu glanced back at her, and there was some cold murderous intent in that gaze.
Danqing was stunned immediately, as if she had fallen into a cold pool all over her body.She couldn't help shivering, but she was very surprised in her heart: What's going on?Is it possible that Jin Xiaoniao is coming to snatch the marriage?If you want to grab it, just grab it. What does it mean to be murderous?Although it was just for a moment, she was very sure that she had read it right.
Cow dung is not good!
After following Jin Yu into the cave, Danqing quickly ran to Sun Wukong with the wind under his feet, deliberately chose the seat between him and Sacred Heart, and then he felt a little more at ease.
Marshal Ma stepped forward to pour wine for several people with keen eyesight. Sacred Heart raised his glass boldly and drank a glass first, then winked with Jin Yu.
Danqing captured the small interaction between the two very accurately, and suddenly felt an ominous premonition: These two people are not partnered to murder her, right?It's fine if one comes to snatch a marriage, what's the other doing?
Sure enough, Jin Yu stood up and walked to Danqing's side, saying: "Sister Danqing, the Great Sage asked you to steal it, although I'm not happy about it, but I still do it first as a respect!"
Watching her drink a glass of wine into her mouth without leaking, Danqing sweated.
There's no poison in this wine, is there?It's over, I'm going to be poisoned to death!
While struggling, Broad Bean ran in from the outside: "My lord—it's not good my lord, many gods came from the sky, and surrounded Huaguo Mountain with their heavenly soldiers!"
Sun Wukong slapped the wine glass on the table with a bang, and said, "What kind of inappropriate day is today, and something so good has attracted so many people to make trouble?"
But Danqing suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: I would rather die by Li Tianwang's sword than by a little peng eagle, right?So where is she going to save her face?
Sacred Heart stood up and walked in front of Sun Wukong, saying: "That day, I want to talk about it. The heavens are too deceptive, why don't we come out of the cave to fight, and join hands to kill him cleanly?"
Sun Wukong squinted at him, as if to say, "I am the boss of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, you go to my death", and then lazily pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear and held it in the air. After turning around, he said, "Follow me out to have a look."
The other three people all nodded, and Danqing nodded the most.
The battle outside the cave really surprised several people: Li Jing, Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings, 28 Constellations, Four Values of Merit, Five Fang Jiedi, Six Ding Liujia, all came, with Shui De Xing Jun Huo De Xing You also have the gods from the Ministry of Thunder, the Ministry of Fire, and the Ministry of Water. These generals alone have already filled the clouds, not to mention the heavenly soldiers and generals behind them.
With such a powerful and luxurious lineup, only the master of Shuiliandong can invite them.
Danqing raised her eyebrows dripping with sweat, wondering if there was enough water in the East China Sea for her to use, and whether she could control Shui De Xingjun's water to flood the heavenly soldiers and generals.
"Monkey head, Danqing! The two of you violated the rules of heaven, flouted the rules of heaven, and wounded the heavenly soldiers and generals at the Demon Slaying Platform. This king advises you to obediently lead a group of monkeys to surrender, and don't fight with trapped beasts. "Li Tianwang was still the first to speak eagerly. With so many capable colleagues standing behind him, he naturally gained a lot of confidence.
It's just that - these seem to be all defeated by Monkey King.
Li Jing's face is probably thicker than the stone wall of Shuilian Cave.Danqing nodded slightly, indicating that he had come to a very remarkable conclusion.
"His grandma, so many heavenly soldiers have come, it's really enjoyable! It's been 500 years, and it's time for my little bird to show its talents again!" Jin Yu looked at the gods in the sky, his eyes glowed green.She transformed into her own whip and flicked it in the air, and regretfully said: "It's a pity that my brother asked Tathagata to take it away, otherwise I can come and have a good time."
"If you want to fight, just fight, why so much nonsense?" While speaking, Monkey King jumped up from his feet.
Before Li Tianwang could issue orders, he saw a light yellow light flashing in the air, and a voice appeared in the air: "Heavenly King, this evil disciple has insulted the master, so let the poor monk solve it with his own hands."
Danqing took a closer look, thinking that something bad happened, this is not Jin Chanzi—or, Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha? !
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