[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

Danqing looked up at the sky, sighed, and said: "It's just a pity that you haven't been able to tell me what we know because of the little fly. The two great sages who are equal to heaven made a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace that day, but I listened to another great sage. Say, you turned into a small fly and fell into my tub?"

Sun Wukong was startled, and suddenly thought of the fact that he blushed when he heard Xiao Zhuanfeng talk about turning into a fly outside the mountain.He frowned, and suddenly thought of a good idea, so he interrupted Danqing's sorrowful affection, and said, "Wait!"

He leaned his upper body over his neck, put his face close to Danqing, and said, "Neck!"

Danqing immediately opened her mouth wide: The emperor pays off, the Great Sage allowed her to kiss him? !Or did he get jealous at the mention of the other?Anyway, she had to seize the opportunity before he changed his mind!

What are you doing with your neck? If you want to kiss, just kiss your face!She immediately leaned over to him with all her breastfeeding strength, and smacked his face.

cool, really cool!

However, Sun Wukong's nose was going to be crooked.With a big red face, he withdrew his upper body viciously, and said, "Dan Qing'er, what are you doing?"

"Great Sage, you, you, you...what do you call me?" Danqing's eyes were full of peach blossoms, his long eyelashes blinked, and he said, "It's not ashamed to shout so intimately after just one kiss."

Who is not ashamed? !Sun Wukong has the heart to kill her.His anger was about to rush to Zijinguan, he raised his voice even higher, and shouted like a hungry tiger: "Who told you to kiss me! I mean the neck! There are three life-saving hairs on the back of my grandson's neck, which were given to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Yes, I want you to bite it down and turn into a few monkeys to untie my old grandson!"

"Oh, great sage, you are so smart!" Danqing immediately clapped his hands tied behind his back, and said, "Sure enough, you see, the power of love is great. Once I kiss you, you will come up with a good idea." .”

Monkey King has never seen such brazenness since he jumped out of the cracks in the rocks.I have lived so long to see all kinds of wonderful things!He said angrily: "Get out, my old grandson has already figured it out!"

"Don't quibble, Great Sage, you just want me to kiss you." Dan Qing raised his eyebrows and smiled obscenely, a pair of pear dimples looming on his lips, as sweet as jasmine wetted by dew.She bit her lower lip and said shyly, "Come closer, I'll see if I can touch those three vellus hairs."

Monkey King looked at her more fearfully than Tathagata Buddha.On the one hand, he really wanted to escape from here.But now that he leaned over, if she yelled again, where would he save the face of the Monkey King? !

Danqing just looked at him with a smile in his eyes, as if he was looking at his future husband.For a long while, Monkey King still did not move.She urged again: "Hurry up, Great Sage, you don't want to run away?"

"It's like being bitten by a snake once and being afraid of well ropes for ten years." Sun Wukong looked at her with disgust and contempt for a long time, and finally made up his mind and moved his face closer.

Danqing felt blushed when she smelled his body, so she stared at his neck and said, "I think the hairs are all the same, which three are the ones?"

Sun Wukong blinked and muttered, "How would my old grandson know? Who can look at his own neck. But those three life-saving sticks are harder to touch than others."

"Oh, that's it. Then I can't see it." Danqing chuckled, and Monkey King's hairs stood on end.

Sure enough, a warm little face was posted the next moment.

Sun Wukong's back stiffened, and he said a word of kindness in his heart.If it weren't for being bound by the Qiankun Ruler, he would have thrown this annoying little fairy thousands of miles away.

Naturally, Danqing was not in a hurry to find any hairs, so he rubbed his face against him until he got bald.Finally feeling comfortable and satisfied, she probably figured out where the three vellus hairs were. She straightened up a little and murmured in his ear: "Great Sage, you are so kind."

Monkey King was stunned, and the defense that had been built up in Lao Gao's heart just now was instantly crushed.

This little fairy has been clinging to him every day since Heishuihe, every day is like being beaten with chicken blood, as if rubbing his oil is the only pursuit in her life.It's really pitiful to look at it this way.

He cleared his throat and said, "Did you find it? If you found it, bite it!"

"Yeah, I found it, Dasheng, hold on!" She blushed and brought her small mouth closer, aiming at the vellus hair.

After biting, she regretted it.

The monkey's skin really made her bald.Or rather——she bit off a mouthful of fur!

Sun Wukong looked at her mouth hair and was also anxious: "How can you bite off all of it? After using it up once, what will you use next time?!"

Danqing was so distressed that she was about to cry: "I, I didn't do it on purpose..."

Seeing that her eye circles were already red, Sun Wukong also softened his heart. He raised his chin at her and said, "Blow to the sky."

"Huh!" Danqing exerted all his strength, and Sun Wukong was covered in his own monkey hair.

The trick finally succeeded, and the three life-saving hairs turned into two monkeys and one saw. The two monkeys carried the saw and began to grind the Qiankun Ruler, and they really grinded off a lot of rice.It really deserves to be the treasure of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At this moment, there was a cry of an eagle, and a birdman came in from outside—a birdman?

There was a pair of golden wings on that person's back, his sword eyebrows and starry eyes were handsome and extraordinary, he was neatly dressed in armor, his eyebrows and eyes looked very similar to Jin Yu, and his whole body was more murderous than her.It must be the elder brother of the golden feather bird, the Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle.

The two conjured Sun monkeys immediately took the saw and hid under the first boulder behind the stone pillar.

That roc bird looked at Sun Wukong, then at Danqing, his eyes were crooked with a smile: "Wonderful, wonderful!"

Danqing glanced at Dapeng with some disgust, and for some reason, the words "clothed beast" came to mind the first time he saw him.She shook her head and said, "I said Dapeng, you are half a fairy, why are you so vicious?!"

Dapeng seemed quite surprised when he heard her say this, and walked straight towards her, looked her up and down, sniffed her closely, laughed loudly and said, "You little fish, I haven't seen her yet." When I strike up a conversation with you, you open your mouth first, how can I bear it?" He moved his nose closer to her, as if smelling it refreshed him, and smelling it twice would prolong his life, his eyes glowed and he said: "Sweet fragrance. , so fragrant!"

Hearing what he said, Danqing's calves trembled.She poked her neck a little further away from him, and said, "Dapeng, what do you want to do?!"

"Why? Of course I ate you!" Dapeng rubbed his hands, looked back and forth, licked his lips while looking, and said, "Not bad, not bad!"

Seeing his greedy and lustful appearance, Sun Wukong was so angry that he struggled and threatened: "Monster, you dare to touch her!"

Danqing's face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny.She raised her eyebrows excitedly and looked at Monkey King beside her, winkingly said: "Great Sage, you care so much about me!"

Sun Wukong ignored her, and then challenged Dapeng: "If you dare to touch her, my old grandson will strip you of all the feathers on your back, and hang you naked on the top of Shituoling Mountain for seven to seven days!"

Danqing is about to melt like a girl.Obviously, he should have a serious face when he encountered such a dangerous situation, but at this moment, the corners of his mouth did not obey her orders, and he kept grinning behind his ears.She turned to Dapeng with a silly smile like this, and said, "Dapeng, I've been losing weight for more than a month, and I don't have any meat on my body, so it doesn't taste good."

"You stupid girl, how do you know how to eat! What does he mean by eating?! This is not the other!" Monkey King felt that his IQ had been insulted, so he threatened Dapeng again: "You monster, If you dare to move her finger, I will throw your sister into the pigsty!"

Dapeng immediately frowned when he heard the words, looked at Sun Wukong in surprise for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Sun Wukong, that's what I meant, the common and typical meaning of eating. This eating is this eating. You You really don’t know, right? The roc is the natural enemy of fish!”

Sun Wukong felt that his IQ was insulted again, and he responded with an unreasonable expression.

Dapeng was speechless again and again, pointing at Sun Wukong for a long time, and said: "Sun Monkey, you are so nasty!"

Danqing listened to it in a daze, so he said: "What are you eating or not? Do you want to eat it or not? Damn, it's usually only me who eats. I haven't been eaten yet!"

"Then I'll let you experience it this time!" Dapeng opened his mouth and bit her cheek, and said, "It's free!"

Danqing was scared out of his wits immediately: "Mom, stay away from me!"

Just when the mouth on the right was about to fail, Dapeng's face, which looked like a royal relative, was poked and deformed by a long stick.

I saw two monkeys dancing around with a long saw, and Sun Wukong had already escaped from the shackles of the Qiankun Ruler. At this moment, he waved his hand and dressed in a battle robe, saying: "Shameless monster, is this stick from my grandson delicious?" !"

Dapeng's face was bruised a lot, and he was so angry that he immediately transformed into a Fang Tianji, held it firmly in his hand and said, "Well, you monkey grandson, you actually cheated!"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "My son, soldiers are not tired of deceit, you should take the mountain and become king anyway, don't you understand this truth?"

"Don't laugh at the monkey head, come and fight me for three hundred rounds!"

During the conversation, the two had already started fighting in the cave.Danqing was afraid of being accidentally injured, so she quickly asked the two monkeys just now to take a saw and saw off her binding rope, and hid behind the stone pillar to watch the two compete.The real energy collided at the intersection of the weapons, and the cave couldn't bear such a huge energy, and it was on the verge of collapsing.

At this time, the blue-haired lion and the yellow-tusked elephant put Xuanzang's canopy and rolling curtain into the cave.Seeing Sun Wukong and Dapeng fighting together, they also grabbed their weapons and went up to help.Monkey King fought against three with one opponent, but he did not lose the wind. He swung the golden cudgel left and right to make a fierce wind.