[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

After sleeping all afternoon, she was still sleepy at night.Helpless, it has been delayed for two days, so she can only wait for the monkey to fall asleep with her eyes wide open.Staring and staring, the two eyelids began to snuggle up to each other.She bit her lip and forced herself to wake up.When the monkey breathed steadily and fell asleep, her lower lip was bitten and swollen and bleeding.

Estimating that it was almost time, she got up quietly, still barefoot, and went to the window sill to quietly look at that face.Since the day he jumped out of the fairy womb, she would go to the clairvoyant to see his movements from time to time.From an ignorant stone monkey to an indomitable monkey king, he made trouble in the Dragon Palace and went down to the underworld, and she couldn't help applauding him at every step he walked.

She never thought that he would really come to this heaven one day.Before she could even think of an excuse to get close, he fell into her tub, and she was about to meet the Jade Emperor when he picked it up.Everything happened like a dream.She raised her hand to touch her eyes, and slightly raised the corners of her lips.

Vermilion lips moved, she raised her right hand and made a strange gesture.A cloud of light blue light appeared on the fingertips, dancing with the soft white fingers, pointing towards his brow.

Under the soft moonlight, a pair of eyes suddenly opened, with a light she had never seen shining inside.

He grabbed her outstretched wrist and said, "Dan Qing'er, what are you doing?" The rather deep voice was lazily waking up, and it suddenly exuded some fatal attraction in this silent night.

"Oh, Mr. Sun, be gentle—" Danqing panicked after receiving the spell.She stared into his eyes, and actually blushed at this critical moment. "It hurts, take it easy." After she struggled for a long time, he finally let go, leaving a circle of red fingerprints on Hao's wrist immediately.She rubbed the place where she was scratched, and said with a guilty conscience: "I... I think the smear of red on Master Sun's forehead is very unique, did you draw it by yourself, with a cinnabar brush or something..."

After saying that, a cool little hand stroked lightly across his warm forehead, making all the hairs on his body stand on end.

"Don't touch it!" He stepped back and almost fell off the window sill.

She ignored it, just raised her hand to look at it, and said, "This is not bad, it won't fade."

"This is a birthmark for me, it was there when I was born." He waved his hand and said, "Go, go, what are you doing staring at me in the middle of the night without sleeping?"

"Like staring, can't you?" Knowing that he didn't notice her tricks, she let go of her guard, and sat on the wide window sill, propped her chin face to face with him, and said with a smile: "Master Sun, you are so handsome." !"

Her big eyes were watery, and she stared straight at him shamelessly, without any restraint that a woman should have.

"What are you talking about?" He glared at her angrily, but was overwhelmed by this unabashed compliment.

The two blushes on his cheeks did not escape her eyes.She moved closer, took a closer look under the moonlight, and said, "Master Sun, why are you so shy?"

"I didn't!" Sun Wukong jumped from the window sill to the ground, and said, "You don't want to sleep on a good bed, and you are going to sleep on the window sill with me? Then I'm going to sleep on the bed!" He made a gesture to walk to the bed.

"Hey, no!" She hurriedly jumped off the window sill and ran to the bedside to find an authentic beauty bed, propped her head up and said, "This is my special bed sheet and quilt. Don't lie down!"

This little pose is a bit charming and enchanting——

He scratched his head, turned back to the window sill, and closed his eyes comfortably.

She also breathed a sigh of relief, lifted the quilt and lay back.But this time, I'm not sleepy at all...

Early the next morning, Yu Shi stood in front of her bed and gently pushed her: "Senior Sister, Senior Sister, it's time to get up. Who, the executioner from the Demon Slaying Stage is here, bringing his partner Xiao Yuan with him. And that Deng Tuzi, the heavenly soldiers guarding the Nantian Gate have been dragging on for more than ten days, and it is almost time to force the case to be closed!"

"Ah, I see. Is there anything to eat?" Danqing turned over and wiped his mouth, and said, "Tell them to wait a while, I'll get up now..."

When Yu Shi saw her red, swollen and bloodshot lips, she blushed all of a sudden: last night, she heard her say something like "gentle, don't caress" to that monkey in the room, and her mouth was still red like this.Oh, isn't that male monkey real... Yu Shi suddenly couldn't look directly at these two people anymore.She whispered: "Ah, yes, the executioner brought coconut osmanthus cakes."

Danqing sat up immediately after hearing the words, and said: "Put it away, get me some water to wash up!"

A quarter of an hour later, he was promoted to the hall on time, and the place was Yumajian, Yushi on the left, and the boy on the right.

"Uh, I said this executioner, you said that Feng Gu insulted your assistant Xiao Yuan, what proof do you have?" Danqing sat on the Monkey King's seat, and it really looked like that when he got up.This executioner kills like hemp, and his only weakness is his assistant Xiao Yuan.Xiao Yuan looks pitiful, and a girl's family sharpens his knife and wipes his sweat every day, and has worked diligently for 500 years.However, Fenggu was guarding the Nantianmen, and one day he tied up the monsters who came to make troubles to go to the demon-killing platform, and he immediately fell in love with Xiaoyuan.Taking advantage of the executioner's absence, it's like a beast.Danqing was not angry at all, and this coconut osmanthus cake——

The executioner said sincerely: "Report to Lord Immortal Judge, I and all my colleagues in the Monster Slaying Platform have seen it with our own eyes."

Dan Qing said again: "Feng Gu, do you have any objections?"

Feng Gu gave her a blank look, and said casually: "No."

Danqing patted the gavel, and said: "Since this is the case, demote the Tianbing Fenggu of the Nantianmen to become the snail spirit, and he will not be allowed to return to the heaven for 300 years. Retire!"

"Thank you, Master Xianju!"

After writing the closing statement with a flick of a pen, Danqing trotted to the back hall. She was full of joy and wanted to enjoy the fruits of her labor, but she didn't expect that Monkey King would appear at some time and had already eaten half of her sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

"Master Sun! What have you done!" She snatched the plate away, wanting to cry without tears and pain: "Why don't you eat peaches and eat dim sum—"

Sun Wukong threw the osmanthus cake in his hand into his mouth, drank another cup of tea, and said: "Every plant and tree in this imperial horse prison is under my old grandson's care. What's the matter if I have a snack?"

This Monkey King is really thick-skinned.Dan Qing angrily hid the dish behind his back and said, "But it's not yours, it's mine!"

"Even you belong to me!" Sun Wukong nodded the tables, chairs and benches around him, and said: "As long as they appear in the Yumajian and occupy my territory, they belong to me!"

"You, you, you! I—" Danqing blushed with anger, but couldn't think of any rebuttal words.

Is the affiliation relationship so clear... Yu Shi finally couldn't listen anymore, and asked silently from the side: "Master, Senior Sister, what is a snail?"

"Oh, it's a kind of animal that stays in the mud every day. It's very dirty. I can see how he can molest the little girl without hands." Danqing began to swallow his saliva again: "There is a delicacy in the world called fried snails. The old man Taibai brought me some last time, it’s salty and spicy, it’s always delicious! Ask someone to catch him as soon as possible and fry him to eat.”

Yu Shi burst out laughing and said, "Senior Sister, I really belong to you."

Danqing raised his eyebrows very proudly, and ran to the corner seat with the few pieces of coconut osmanthus cake in his arms, enjoying it by himself.

Sun Wukong wanted to laugh seeing her looking like he had picked up the dog's head gold, and walked up to her and sat down beside her, playing a little tune. Before he could speak, he saw her turn around, put the snack on her chest, and turned her back to him Then eat.

"Oh, I won't rob you." He picked his ears and said, "There is nothing delicious in this heaven."

Danqing glanced back at him and said, "Master Sun, what do you know? Food is a science."

"You're still learning." He raised the corners of his always drooping mouth, and said, "I think your judgment is quite fair. You have to make it look like you have a lot of tricks for yourself. Why bother? I will take you to the lower world when I am free some other day." Let’s go and try the food made by the fox, it’s delicious.”

When Danqing heard that there was something delicious, his expression lit up symbolically.She moved her fingers and said, "Who is the fox? Male or female? Is it delicious to cook?"

"The fox is the only girl in our Huaguo Mountain. She is the sister of one of my brothers. The food she cooks can be found all over the mountain, and there is no monster saying it is not good." Sun Wukong said very proudly: "If you can Just bring her here. The cook of the Imperial Horse Supervisor is not as good as one of her ten."

When Danqing heard that it was a girl, her face turned gloomy.She pursed her lips and said, "It's a good idea. Anyone who wants to come to the heaven can come? What about those spirits who have spent half their lives surviving the tribulation and becoming immortals?"

"Why don't I just talk about it." Sun Wukong stretched out of boredom, raised his legs and shook his boots gently, and said: "But becoming a fairy is not so interesting, it's better to stay at Huaguo Mountain. The fox certainly doesn't want to come."

Dan Qing was quite speechless.In order to prevent Monkey King from clamoring to go back to Huaguo Mountain, she said: "Master Sun, the most important thing to be a monkey is to start well and end well. Now, since you have gone to heaven, don't keep thinking about returning to Huaguo Mountain halfway. Quick, Ask the cook to cook a bowl of noodles for you."

"Whispering." He changed his side and crossed his legs, with a normal look, so that she didn't know which of his words were serious and which were jokes.

My thoughts went back to the girl named Fox, she pretended to be normal and asked: "Is that fox good-looking?"

Monkey King recalled the appearance of the fox in his mind.Fair and clean, with no special features in appearance, it looks quite comfortable.Although she is a vixen, she doesn't have the slightest bit of flattery, but is somewhat pure and simple.I sew and mend for the monkeys every day, and a pair of skillful hands may have done it.On the other hand, the little fairy next to her is either dangling her big white legs or showing off her small shoulders every day, more like a seductress.

"It's pretty nice." Sun Wukong leaned back slightly, and the two front legs of the chair lifted off the ground.

"You!" When she heard him praise other girls, she was so angry that her liver trembled, she stood up and left with sweet-scented osmanthus cakes in her arms.

Sun Wukong's phrase "but not as good-looking as you" stopped abruptly before he could say it.

This girl, did you take the wrong medicine today? !