[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage
Chapter 78 Kill all the cooks
Danqing's gaze just kept on the one who called her name at the very exit, for fear that if she didn't pay attention, she would stare at the wrong one.It's just that the two golden cudgels intersect up and down brightly, and it's hard to tell the real from the fake if one doesn't pay attention.Danqing was so dizzy, his neck was about to break when he looked up, he simply lowered his eyes angrily and rubbed the back of his neck.
But if you think about it carefully, where is there any truth?It's just that one remembers her and the other doesn't know her.What's more, that person who didn't know her asked her to kiss her hard a few days ago, how can this be good?
Did you agree to release only the seven emotions and six desires?How did you become two Monkey Kings? !
The person Danqing wants to see the most at this time is Sacred Heart, if he sees him, he must ask carefully what is going on.
At this time, the originally peaceful and quiet heaven was already very noisy.Familiar and unfamiliar gods have come to join in the fun.The most proud ones are the immortals of Leibu and the 28 stars.It turned out that Monkey King made a big fuss in Tiangong and they made a fool of themselves, but now that the two Monkey Kings are fighting, they are talking about it like watching a play.
And some other gossips were saying: "Didn't Monkey King enter the Shamen? It's been more than 500 years, why is he still entangled in this Mingjue Palace? Could it be that the rumor about Monkey King and Danqing Yunzhen 500 years ago is true? !"
"Ah? Yun Zhen!" All the immortals passed around, dumbfounded.
Dan Qing, who had no memory of Tianting at all, seemed to know something extraordinary, and immediately sighed: What the hell is Yun Zhen!
The two monkey grandchildren were fighting lively in the sky, they were all unhappy when they heard this, they put away their sticks and rolled over to the ground together.
The two of them grabbed one arm of the "innocent" fairy who had raised the issue at the beginning, and at the same time they raised the golden cudgel in their hands very tacitly, as if to hit.
"What did you say?!"
"You tell my old grandson again!"
The fairy was so frightened that the people around her also shut up.At this time, Danqing could no longer tell the two monkeys apart.
Taibai walked slowly from the house with his fly whisk, seeing that the three floors inside and outside the gate of Mingjue Palace were impenetrable, and the white beard on his chin was about to be bald.
"Hmph!" A Monkey King threw off the fairy's sleeve, rushed to Danqing's side, took her arm again and said, "Danqing'er, come with me!"
Seeing this, the other immediately followed, took her other hand and said: "Why go with him, come with me!"
The day before, his father didn't love his mother, but today he suddenly became a favorite. Danqing was very frightened. He looked around and saw that the monkeys on both sides were equally handsome: which one should we choose? !
She took a step back, bit her lips and said: "Great Sage A, Great Sage B, how about this, I'll go back and eat a peach to replenish my strength, later you guys teach me the technique of avatar, and I'll change into a Danqing again, How fair is one person, what do you think?"
The one she called the Great Sage Armor immediately raised his forehead and was speechless: "Why are you so bad at picking up code names?!"
The silence of the onlookers sent a chill down his spine, and he decided not to mention the fact that he was once called a servant by her.
Great Sage Yi pulled her back, and said: "No way! I don't know where the monster came from to take the form of my grandson and snatch my master. Why should I go with him as a clone?"
Not to be outdone, the Great Saint Jia pulled Danqing back into his arms: "You monster, stop spitting blood, it must be her real body who followed me! 500 years ago, my old grandson turned into a fly and fell into her bath tub, so I promise that I will be responsible for her to the end! Which onion are you?"
"You!" Great Sage Yi bared his fangs angrily, and said with a stiff nose, "She has been trapped in the Heavenly Palace for five years, and she has no hesitation in coming to the lower realms to find me. Who do you think I am?"
"What's five years?" Great Sage Jia snorted and said, "She has been with me for 500 years at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, how can you compare?"
"Nonsense! There are only a bunch of little mobs at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. Where did the carp fairy come from?" Great Sage Yi waved his hand angrily, and unleashed a killer move: "A year ago she sneaked off to the lower realm to find my grandson, and came over on the somersault cloud Just kiss, my tongue is stuck in my old grandson's mouth!"
"What? You kissed him?" Da Shengjia finally got angry, his eyes stood up in anger, he gouged out Danqing's eyes, and then beat him again with a stick.
"No, no, I thought he was you—" Danqing subconsciously began to explain.But after a while, he realized again: "Aren't you two alone?!"
The immortal family who had been silent for a long time let out another exclamation.Yuelao reacted the fastest, took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone and spread it on the ground to trace the timeline, within a short while he had already written an outline of "Sun Wukong madly chasing immortals and judging Danqing".He chuckled and put the outline into his arms, thinking that it would be more popular in the mortal world than the affair between Lu Dongbin and the Peony Fairy.
Danqing's face was full of black lines: This Tiangong can't stay here, can't stay here!
The two of them fought in the clouds again in a blink of an eye.The body style is the same, the moves are the same, if you sweep the stick, I will return the stick.You strike down from the top, and I will follow suit.If this fight goes on like this, I am afraid that both sides will suffer.
Looking at the gods who are still indulging in the bloody plot and unable to extricate themselves, Taibai was furious, so he sighed and said in his heart, it's time for his old man to take charge of his intelligence!He rode into the sky on a cloud, risked his life to hold the Sun Monkeys on both sides, and said: "Since the two great sages do not give in to each other, why don't we go to Lingxiao Hall together and ask the Jade Emperor to tell them apart."
The Great Sage Armor could not avoid hurting the innocent, so he took a flower stick and put the stick behind his back, saying: "Monster, do you dare to follow me to the Lingxiao Temple to find the demon mirror?"
"Why don't you dare!" Great Sage Yi turned around and said to Danqing: "Danqing'er, I will go with him to find that demon mirror, you are waiting for me, I will come to pick you up later!"
The Great Sage Armor waved his stick: "If you dare to go with him, my old grandson will definitely kill all the cooks who can make sweets in the world!"
What a vicious curse!Both Danqing and Xiaosijia were startled, as if roots had taken root under their feet, they didn't dare to act rashly anymore.
The two Monkey Kings fought and headed towards Lingxiao Palace. Taibai waved his hand and cast a barrier to trap Danqing in Mingjue Palace, and followed him on a cloud.
Yuelao quickly picked up his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and rushed to Lingxiao Hall with the crowd.
It was only at this time that Danqing realized that he punched and kicked the barrier.However, Taibai had long held back and never taught her any skills that could break the barrier or be used to escape, so she could only watch the crowd outside gradually disappear from her sight.
Damn it, how did things develop like this!
Dan Qing had nowhere to vent his anger, and turned his head to stare at An Jingshi viciously.
The Peaceful Envoy is another inspiration: everything is inappropriate today, everything is inappropriate!He laughed dryly, turned around and ran away: "I'll make some candied rice cakes for the fairy!—"
Dan Qing stomped his feet angrily: "You die for me!"
Jing Jing's movement has never been so fast, and he disappeared with a whoosh.
Dan Qing's brows were knit together, and he felt restless when he entered the inner hall.Most of the people in the Heavenly Court will probably hate Sun Wukong to death, and the Jade Emperor must be among them.Of course, the remaining half of the people will also have to hate Sun Wukong due to the majesty of the Jade Emperor.In this way, when he arrived at the Lingxiao Temple, maybe the Jade Emperor would gather another hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to help the monk who became a monk get rid of the one who was released by her.
She bit her lower lip tightly, forcing herself to calm down and think about countermeasures.But if she can figure out a countermeasure, she won't be trapped in Mingjue Palace for five years before she can get to the lower realm.Sacred Heart, Sacred Heart, why did you never return?
After suffering for more than an hour, Taibai finally returned to Mingjue Palace.He sat down and started to drink tea, drank two pots in one go, and then stopped to talk to Danqing.
Danqing hurriedly handed him a square towel to wipe his mouth: "Master Taibai, what's the matter, have you separated the real from the fake?"
"No." Taibai shook his head, raised his eyebrows quite proudly and said, "Disciple, guess who persuaded the Jade Emperor to send the two Monkey Kings to go down to the underworld to distinguish the true from the false?"
"What? Master, you asked the two great saints to go to the underworld?!" Danqing jumped up from the stool and stomped his feet angrily: "Can you stop being malicious and proud when you are old, Master Taibai! You clearly know that both of them It's not fake, why not think of a way to make them one?"
Taibai didn't expect Danqing to have this kind of reaction at all, he looked at her like a crazy woman with a face of surprise, he was stunned for a long time, and then said: "Teacher, the three worlds are in chaos like this, leaving two Monkey Kings here In the sky, is the roof of Lingxiao Temple going to be lifted? Besides, it is better not to let him remember some things."
Danqing looked at Taibai suspiciously for a while, and suddenly realized that sealing Monkey King's memory in the fairy lamp might not be as simple as she imagined.In other words, it is not as simple as what the Sacred Heart said is just doing good to the Buddha.
It's just that if he asks these words, Taibai will know that Sun Wukong's memory is released by her.So she can't ask.
Taibai knew that he had talked too much, so he changed the subject and said seriously: "Disciple, you should stop being entangled with Wukong, he is now a man from the Western Paradise, and he must cultivate the true fruit after obtaining the scriptures, not the same as before. That monstrous monkey that everyone shouts and beats. You will only drag him down if you are so obsessed."
"But have you ever thought that he doesn't want this true fruit?" Danqing also restrained his face, curled his lips and said: "Go to the west to be a Bodhisattva and Arhat, and recite scriptures and practice Zen every day. Is that what he wants? Of course not. It's you I want it. He is different from you, and you have no choice but to make him the same as you. But what he wants is the free life of the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave. Just like me, now Even though she is in the immortal class, she never wants to go back to my Xingshui to be her father's Jiu'er—of course, it would be even better if she could go back to Shuilian Cave with Monkey King and be a wife in the village."
Taibai was silent for a long time, then stood up and walked away.
But if you think about it carefully, where is there any truth?It's just that one remembers her and the other doesn't know her.What's more, that person who didn't know her asked her to kiss her hard a few days ago, how can this be good?
Did you agree to release only the seven emotions and six desires?How did you become two Monkey Kings? !
The person Danqing wants to see the most at this time is Sacred Heart, if he sees him, he must ask carefully what is going on.
At this time, the originally peaceful and quiet heaven was already very noisy.Familiar and unfamiliar gods have come to join in the fun.The most proud ones are the immortals of Leibu and the 28 stars.It turned out that Monkey King made a big fuss in Tiangong and they made a fool of themselves, but now that the two Monkey Kings are fighting, they are talking about it like watching a play.
And some other gossips were saying: "Didn't Monkey King enter the Shamen? It's been more than 500 years, why is he still entangled in this Mingjue Palace? Could it be that the rumor about Monkey King and Danqing Yunzhen 500 years ago is true? !"
"Ah? Yun Zhen!" All the immortals passed around, dumbfounded.
Dan Qing, who had no memory of Tianting at all, seemed to know something extraordinary, and immediately sighed: What the hell is Yun Zhen!
The two monkey grandchildren were fighting lively in the sky, they were all unhappy when they heard this, they put away their sticks and rolled over to the ground together.
The two of them grabbed one arm of the "innocent" fairy who had raised the issue at the beginning, and at the same time they raised the golden cudgel in their hands very tacitly, as if to hit.
"What did you say?!"
"You tell my old grandson again!"
The fairy was so frightened that the people around her also shut up.At this time, Danqing could no longer tell the two monkeys apart.
Taibai walked slowly from the house with his fly whisk, seeing that the three floors inside and outside the gate of Mingjue Palace were impenetrable, and the white beard on his chin was about to be bald.
"Hmph!" A Monkey King threw off the fairy's sleeve, rushed to Danqing's side, took her arm again and said, "Danqing'er, come with me!"
Seeing this, the other immediately followed, took her other hand and said: "Why go with him, come with me!"
The day before, his father didn't love his mother, but today he suddenly became a favorite. Danqing was very frightened. He looked around and saw that the monkeys on both sides were equally handsome: which one should we choose? !
She took a step back, bit her lips and said: "Great Sage A, Great Sage B, how about this, I'll go back and eat a peach to replenish my strength, later you guys teach me the technique of avatar, and I'll change into a Danqing again, How fair is one person, what do you think?"
The one she called the Great Sage Armor immediately raised his forehead and was speechless: "Why are you so bad at picking up code names?!"
The silence of the onlookers sent a chill down his spine, and he decided not to mention the fact that he was once called a servant by her.
Great Sage Yi pulled her back, and said: "No way! I don't know where the monster came from to take the form of my grandson and snatch my master. Why should I go with him as a clone?"
Not to be outdone, the Great Saint Jia pulled Danqing back into his arms: "You monster, stop spitting blood, it must be her real body who followed me! 500 years ago, my old grandson turned into a fly and fell into her bath tub, so I promise that I will be responsible for her to the end! Which onion are you?"
"You!" Great Sage Yi bared his fangs angrily, and said with a stiff nose, "She has been trapped in the Heavenly Palace for five years, and she has no hesitation in coming to the lower realms to find me. Who do you think I am?"
"What's five years?" Great Sage Jia snorted and said, "She has been with me for 500 years at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, how can you compare?"
"Nonsense! There are only a bunch of little mobs at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. Where did the carp fairy come from?" Great Sage Yi waved his hand angrily, and unleashed a killer move: "A year ago she sneaked off to the lower realm to find my grandson, and came over on the somersault cloud Just kiss, my tongue is stuck in my old grandson's mouth!"
"What? You kissed him?" Da Shengjia finally got angry, his eyes stood up in anger, he gouged out Danqing's eyes, and then beat him again with a stick.
"No, no, I thought he was you—" Danqing subconsciously began to explain.But after a while, he realized again: "Aren't you two alone?!"
The immortal family who had been silent for a long time let out another exclamation.Yuelao reacted the fastest, took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone and spread it on the ground to trace the timeline, within a short while he had already written an outline of "Sun Wukong madly chasing immortals and judging Danqing".He chuckled and put the outline into his arms, thinking that it would be more popular in the mortal world than the affair between Lu Dongbin and the Peony Fairy.
Danqing's face was full of black lines: This Tiangong can't stay here, can't stay here!
The two of them fought in the clouds again in a blink of an eye.The body style is the same, the moves are the same, if you sweep the stick, I will return the stick.You strike down from the top, and I will follow suit.If this fight goes on like this, I am afraid that both sides will suffer.
Looking at the gods who are still indulging in the bloody plot and unable to extricate themselves, Taibai was furious, so he sighed and said in his heart, it's time for his old man to take charge of his intelligence!He rode into the sky on a cloud, risked his life to hold the Sun Monkeys on both sides, and said: "Since the two great sages do not give in to each other, why don't we go to Lingxiao Hall together and ask the Jade Emperor to tell them apart."
The Great Sage Armor could not avoid hurting the innocent, so he took a flower stick and put the stick behind his back, saying: "Monster, do you dare to follow me to the Lingxiao Temple to find the demon mirror?"
"Why don't you dare!" Great Sage Yi turned around and said to Danqing: "Danqing'er, I will go with him to find that demon mirror, you are waiting for me, I will come to pick you up later!"
The Great Sage Armor waved his stick: "If you dare to go with him, my old grandson will definitely kill all the cooks who can make sweets in the world!"
What a vicious curse!Both Danqing and Xiaosijia were startled, as if roots had taken root under their feet, they didn't dare to act rashly anymore.
The two Monkey Kings fought and headed towards Lingxiao Palace. Taibai waved his hand and cast a barrier to trap Danqing in Mingjue Palace, and followed him on a cloud.
Yuelao quickly picked up his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and rushed to Lingxiao Hall with the crowd.
It was only at this time that Danqing realized that he punched and kicked the barrier.However, Taibai had long held back and never taught her any skills that could break the barrier or be used to escape, so she could only watch the crowd outside gradually disappear from her sight.
Damn it, how did things develop like this!
Dan Qing had nowhere to vent his anger, and turned his head to stare at An Jingshi viciously.
The Peaceful Envoy is another inspiration: everything is inappropriate today, everything is inappropriate!He laughed dryly, turned around and ran away: "I'll make some candied rice cakes for the fairy!—"
Dan Qing stomped his feet angrily: "You die for me!"
Jing Jing's movement has never been so fast, and he disappeared with a whoosh.
Dan Qing's brows were knit together, and he felt restless when he entered the inner hall.Most of the people in the Heavenly Court will probably hate Sun Wukong to death, and the Jade Emperor must be among them.Of course, the remaining half of the people will also have to hate Sun Wukong due to the majesty of the Jade Emperor.In this way, when he arrived at the Lingxiao Temple, maybe the Jade Emperor would gather another hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to help the monk who became a monk get rid of the one who was released by her.
She bit her lower lip tightly, forcing herself to calm down and think about countermeasures.But if she can figure out a countermeasure, she won't be trapped in Mingjue Palace for five years before she can get to the lower realm.Sacred Heart, Sacred Heart, why did you never return?
After suffering for more than an hour, Taibai finally returned to Mingjue Palace.He sat down and started to drink tea, drank two pots in one go, and then stopped to talk to Danqing.
Danqing hurriedly handed him a square towel to wipe his mouth: "Master Taibai, what's the matter, have you separated the real from the fake?"
"No." Taibai shook his head, raised his eyebrows quite proudly and said, "Disciple, guess who persuaded the Jade Emperor to send the two Monkey Kings to go down to the underworld to distinguish the true from the false?"
"What? Master, you asked the two great saints to go to the underworld?!" Danqing jumped up from the stool and stomped his feet angrily: "Can you stop being malicious and proud when you are old, Master Taibai! You clearly know that both of them It's not fake, why not think of a way to make them one?"
Taibai didn't expect Danqing to have this kind of reaction at all, he looked at her like a crazy woman with a face of surprise, he was stunned for a long time, and then said: "Teacher, the three worlds are in chaos like this, leaving two Monkey Kings here In the sky, is the roof of Lingxiao Temple going to be lifted? Besides, it is better not to let him remember some things."
Danqing looked at Taibai suspiciously for a while, and suddenly realized that sealing Monkey King's memory in the fairy lamp might not be as simple as she imagined.In other words, it is not as simple as what the Sacred Heart said is just doing good to the Buddha.
It's just that if he asks these words, Taibai will know that Sun Wukong's memory is released by her.So she can't ask.
Taibai knew that he had talked too much, so he changed the subject and said seriously: "Disciple, you should stop being entangled with Wukong, he is now a man from the Western Paradise, and he must cultivate the true fruit after obtaining the scriptures, not the same as before. That monstrous monkey that everyone shouts and beats. You will only drag him down if you are so obsessed."
"But have you ever thought that he doesn't want this true fruit?" Danqing also restrained his face, curled his lips and said: "Go to the west to be a Bodhisattva and Arhat, and recite scriptures and practice Zen every day. Is that what he wants? Of course not. It's you I want it. He is different from you, and you have no choice but to make him the same as you. But what he wants is the free life of the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave. Just like me, now Even though she is in the immortal class, she never wants to go back to my Xingshui to be her father's Jiu'er—of course, it would be even better if she could go back to Shuilian Cave with Monkey King and be a wife in the village."
Taibai was silent for a long time, then stood up and walked away.
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