[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

Sitting at the stone table, Danqing looked at the various fruits piled up into a hill, took one and put it in his mouth, but he had no appetite at all.Could it be that even this little hobby was lost after being relegated... She sighed, lying on the table fiddling with teapots and cups without speaking.

Without the status of Immortal Judgment, he can live freely in the human world. This was the day Danqing yearned for the most.But now that she really lived this kind of life, she felt empty in her heart.Probably it has nothing to do with where she is, but the people around her.

With the monkey grandson around, even the boring Heavenly Court will become interesting.Without him, even the free human world would be barren.Dan Qing smiled wryly and buried his head between his arms.

Wen Xiu went out early in the morning and didn't know what to do.He never explained his whereabouts to her, and he left whenever he wanted, sometimes for an hour or two, sometimes for two or three days without seeing anyone.It's not like that monkey, who would talk to her when he went to the Yuma Supervisor to watch a horse, or went to the Eight Immortals' Mansion for a treat.

Counting the days, I haven't seen him for more than ten days. Danqing stood up, looked out of the cave, and drove towards the Five Elements Mountain strangely.

She wanted to see him all the way, but when she got close, she was timid again, so she stopped the spell and walked slowly towards the Five Elements Mountain.

As soon as she walked out of the woods to the Yuanxin Pool, she could hear the bustling sounds in front of her, as if some kind of flower and fruit festival was going on.She got closer and hid behind a big sycamore tree to watch.

A small crab crawled sideways from the mud to the shore, leaving a string of small footprints on the sand.While shaking his big pliers, he muttered: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

Of course, he can only produce scissors, while Sun Wukong produced cloth.

"Yeah, I won!" The crab turned around and shouted to the aquariums in the pool, "Quickly ask quickly!"

"Great Sage, is the pipa of the Heavenly King Chiguo really that good?" Xiao Xiami, who used to follow her back at the beginning, obviously has become very familiar with Monkey King, jumping back and forth in the water.

"It sounds so good." Sun Wukong waved his hand disdainfully, and said, "When I play it, it's like going to a funeral. It's so sweet, it hurts my grandson's brain."

I haven't seen him for more than ten days, and Monkey King is much messier.The hair of a monkey head is messy, with a lot of petals and leaves on it, and a few small mushrooms grow out of it.

Danqing laughed, thinking that it was just the magic bonus of King Jiguo, if it was just playing the pipa, how could he fight.

The little crab climbed up in front of Monkey King again, and said in the same way: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

Monkey King came out of the cloth again, and the water cheered.

Dan Qing narrowed his eyes.The aquariums have impressive IQs, and the elected representatives can only produce scissors. However, Monkey King is also extremely boring, and he produces cloth every time for them to win.

"I'm coming!" A water snake twisted and slid to the surface of the water, and said, "What's the meaning of asking the four heavenly kings of 28 Xingxiu every day, those gods in the sky are very stupid, and they are not as good as the 72 road demon kings." The water snake cleared Clearing his throat, he said, "Great Sage, do you think that little sister Jin Yu is good-looking? Is she married?"

Immediately there was booing in the water.Some Xiami mercilessly exposed him: "You little demon who has been cultivated for hundreds of years, you can't even transform into a shape, and you don't look in the mirror in the water before talking. Jin Yu is the younger sister of the Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle. , are you a water snake worthy of it? Besides, vultures and snakes are natural enemies! When she sees you, she might not even eat you enough to fit between her teeth!"

The water snake blushed, turned around and said fiercely: "I can just ask?! Which thousand-year-old demon was not refined from a hundred-year-old little one?!"

"Hey, okay, what are you arguing about?" Monkey King scratched the back of his head, and many dead branches and leaves fell from the top of his head.He curled his lips and said, "Don't make noise! ​​Ask one by one!" He raised his right eyebrow and thought for a moment, then said, "Looking at her fierce appearance and full of foul language, she probably hasn't married yet. As for her looks—no Your boss looks good."

"Aww." The water snake immediately turned around and swam back with a face full of fighting spirit, muttering while swimming: "You have to work hard."

Danqing had a sore nose, remembering that the first time she went to Huaguo Mountain to find Monkey Sun, he met Linling and said that Chang'e was not as good-looking as her.It's been so long in the blink of an eye.She raised her sleeves and rubbed her eyes, a corner of her pure white sleeves was exposed from behind the big tree, which happened to be seen by Xiao Xiami.

"Hey, boss!" Xiao Xia shook her head, and her two whiskers immediately pointed in her direction.

"Boss, boss!" All the aquariums swam towards her.Danqing was startled, hesitated for a long time, and then came out from behind the tree.

"I just said that the boss will not ignore us!" Xiao Tianluo walked slowly this way, lagging behind the others.

Danqing twitched the corners of his mouth, went to the water's edge, knelt down and touched his companions.

The water snake is the most sophisticated, and when it saw this, it shouted loudly: "Oh, the boss must have come to look for the Great Sage, let's avoid it!"

All the aquariums swam back to their respective stones and squinted.The snail finally climbed over, and then climbed back with great difficulty.

Dan Qing stood up and patted the soil on the corner of the skirt, and walked to Monkey King unnaturally, picking off the withered petals and fallen leaves that fell on his head one by one.

Sun Wukong pursed his mouth and turned his head away from her. He tapped his five fingers on the ground quickly, impatiently: "What are you doing here?"

Danqing didn't speak, nor did he stop his movements.It wasn't until his head was cleaned and his hair smoothed out that he withdrew his hands and lowered his head to look at his clothes.His linen clothes had long been rotten, with several holes in the sleeves and the front front.She touched the broken place and looked around, as if talking to him or talking to herself: "There are so many broken places, it seems that I will bring a needle and thread here next time."

Sun Wukong knocked her hand off with little force, but it caused her pain: "Go away! There will be no next time, my old grandson doesn't want to see you again."

Danqing opened his mouth slightly, lowered his eyes and said in a low voice with some grievances: "Didn't you just say that I'm good-looking..."

"What's the use of being good-looking? Apart from pretending to be innocent and deceiving others, is there any other use?" Sun Wukong looked up at her fiercely, and said coldly: "Jin Yu is not good-looking, but he is affectionate and righteous. Fox She is not good-looking, but she is virtuous and capable, kind-hearted, and never has any intention of harming anyone!"

"Enough!" A line of tears rolled down the corner of his eyes, Danqing stood up, and said in a trembling voice: "How long will you hold grudges about these things? Monkey King, there is only one fox in the world, and she is dead! I didn't kill the fox. Even if it's my senior brother, he lost his life, isn't that enough? What else do you want?"

Sun Wukong twitched one corner of his mouth, showing a disgusted and cold smile.His voice was so cold that he said almost word for word: "Danqing, I would rather die you than the fox."

It was as if the whole person fell into a cold pool in an instant, upon hearing these words, Dan Qing seemed to be stuck in his breath.Her fingertips became numb, and her feet felt as if she had stepped on cotton. She took half a step back and said, "There was a big peach feast that day, and you said in the heaven that you cared about me, and that you wanted to marry me as a villager when you returned to Huaguo Mountain." Ma'am, are they all fake?"

"Heh." The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth were raised even higher, a pair of sharp canine teeth resting on his lower lip, the demon mark on his forehead is very coquettish, and a gloomy red light is shining in his eyes: "My old grandson said he cared about you, but At that time, I didn't have a pair of piercing eyes, so I couldn't see your vicious heart clearly."

Danqing turned around, tears pouring down in an instant.She raised her right hand and pinched the tactic with all her strength, but she succeeded several times, and she wobbled back on the cloud.Looking at her crumbling figure, Monkey King closed his eyes, closed his eyes and sighed slightly.

"Why is the Great Sage angry at our boss?" Little Xiami swam out from a crack in the rock and poked the water snake's waist.

But he only got a supercilious look from the water snake: "How do I know!?"

The little crab crawled out of its lair, shook off the dirt on its body, clambered ashore, stretched out its pincers and said to Monkey King: "Great Sage, rock-paper-scissors!"

"Go away!" Sun Wukong beat him back into the water, scaring all the aquariums to hide.

Danqing cried all the way, fell down five or six times on the way, and finally stumbling back to the entrance of the cave.She clearly remembered to close the cave door tightly when she left, but when the cave door opened, there was a burst of sweet smell from inside, presumably it was Wenxiu who had returned.

She hurriedly stopped, raised her hand to wipe away the tears on her face, looked up at the sky vigorously, held back the tears she didn't shed, and smiled at herself many times before entering the cave pretending to be relaxed .

Wenxiu was not the only one in the cave, there was also a man with fat head and big ears in a white robe and hat, who looked like a cook.The two got a set of luxurious stove and pots and pans from nowhere, and they were tinkering with desserts on the stove.Hearing her footsteps, Wen Xiu turned her head, with an indifferent smile on her face, and said, "You're back? Where did you go?"

Danqing raised his finger and pointed at the cave door: "I just walked around."

"Come on, let me introduce you." Wenxiu came over and took her hand to the side of the fat cook, and said, "This is the imperial cook I invited from the imperial dining room in the palace, Mr. Zhou."

Although Wen Xiu said please, Mr. Zhou had a sweaty and nervous expression on his face, he didn't even dare to look at Wen Xiu more, he just bowed to Dan Qing and said, "Hi Ma'am."

"Ma'am? I'm not..." Before Dan Qing finished speaking, Wen Xiu dragged her to the stone table and sat down.The pile of fruits as high as a hill was gone, and there was only a pot of tea and two cups.

"Qing'er, I saw that you are depressed these days, and you don't want to eat fruit, so I thought maybe you want to eat sweets, so I invited this gentleman to cook for you. He knows all the desserts in Beijing, and his craftsmanship is definitely better than yours. Junior sister is strong." Wen Xiu called her Qing'er tenderly, giving her the illusion that the person sitting opposite was Ting You.